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Remember [] in one second, to provide you with high-speed text starters. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoNo one thinks that a company that has not even produced a single car dares to go against Tesla cars with a Ford background without the support of Mercedes, and it looks like it is accusing SmartCity of Tesla Cars for infringing on SmartCoupe, how can this be said so awkwardly? But in fact, even a fool can see that this is Mercedes thinking about Ford's market......

On TV, Waldegard, dressed in a dog-like suit and leather shoes, was talking to the camera: "I have always respected and appreciated the German automobile industry, in my opinion, German cars are simply exquisite works of art, to hide from everyone, my own car is a Mercedes S500, but ......"

The creature raised a finger and said to the audience in front of the TV with a disappointed expression: "But! Now I'm very disappointed with Mercedes' approach, Tesla Motors is a legally operating company that abides by the law and respects the patents of each company......"

Before Waldegard could finish speaking, the host interrupted him with a wicked smile: "Then Mr. Waldegard, please ask you."

"! This is nonsense! Waldegard, who had just been talking with a eloquent face, suddenly looked angry: "Accusing us of infringing on the design patents of their smartcoupe models? What I want to say is, on what grounds are you accusing us? I can provide all the design patents of the SmartCity, including the detachable car, the four-door, four-seater Forfour model. But what do you smartcoupe have? ”

Speaking of this, Waldegard suddenly stood up and pointed at the camera. With a mocking face, he said to the camera: "Hey, Coupe design patent, then I have a question for you, if SmartCity stole your smartCoupe design patent, why are our cars going to be on the market, and your cars are still being tested?" Isn't the normal logic that we can steal after you have designed it, and we should fall behind you? Can any of you explain this to me? ”

"Hahaha......"

The audience below burst into laughter, and many of them gave Waldegard a thumbs up, and seemed to think that Waldegard was very reasonable.

Also. It's a simple logic, if it seems that Tesla Motors has shamelessly stolen your technology, then SMCITY has "overtaken"? Can any of you explain?

Speaking of the United States in recent years, the United States is also very sad, although under the leadership of Clinton the United States economy is booming, but the automobile industry does not give Americans much face, high-end cars are almost monopolized by Mercedes, BMW and Audi from Germany, the same level of cars, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Audi from Germany can be more expensive than Lincoln and Cadillac 20 to 40 years old. Even the Japanese can wrestle with the Americans in this area: Toyota's Lexus has surpassed Lincoln and Cadillac in sales;

Although the Germans have not achieved much in the field of relatively cheap family cars, Toyota and Honda have dominated the mid-size and compact car market for a long time in the past two days, and the two representatives of the Accord, Camry, Civic and Corolla Corolla) have taken turns to sit in the middle and compact cars, and the large number of American automakers are eager to stuff their heads into their crotches one by one when they look at these four monsters. I wish that the statistical agency would directly ignore these four cars, and the ordinary people in the United States are very angry that "they don't know what is precious when they are young, and they cry when they are old."

Over the years, I have watched Japanese cars and German cars toss and turn in a mess on their own turf. Uncle Sam, who is arrogant, has really accumulated a lot of anger in his heart, but now it's okay. Now that there is such a wonderful opportunity to ridicule the Germans, how can the Americans be willing to miss it?

The host is also bad, and Yan'er is bad. He smiled evilly at Waldegaard, and actually to the audience in front of the TV, "Well, I think I can explain that." ”

Moderator: Jon. As soon as Stewart said this, not only Waldegard was stunned, but even the audience at the scene was stunned: What's going on? Do you know how to explain it?

With all eyes on him, Jon. Stewart touched his trademark big chin and said slowly: "Well, it must have been Tesla Motors who invented the technology of traveling through time and space, and stole the technology of SmartCoupe in this way, it must be like this." ”

Jon. As soon as Stewart's words came out, the audience at the scene immediately couldn't stop laughing, and staggered back and forth on the chairs. Is Stewart mocking the Germans in this way? More people were clapping, whistling, and some shouted, "Well said! ”

Relieved, Jon. Stewart, this guy deserves to be one of the most venomous tongues in the United States, and what he said is really too relieved.

But Jon. Stewart didn't seem to be aware of all this in front of him, and looked at the camera with a serious face: "Mercedes, gentlemen, I can provide you with evidence that the despicable Tesla cars can not only steal the styles designed by your generation ten years later, believe me, it must be like this." ”

"That's right! That's true, the Germans, we see it too. "Jon. As soon as Stewart's words came out, someone immediately followed suit.

Waldgard even heard some shameless guy shouting at him, "Hey, Bijon, help me sneak two Marilyns the next time you travel back in time. How about Monroe's fruit photos? ”

Candid Marilyn. Monroe's fruit photos? Waldegard's convulsions subconsciously looked in the direction from which the voice came, well, yelling at himself for a Marilyn. Monroe is an old man at least 60 years old with a large gray beard.

This old man is really old and not old, it seems that Sister Monroe was the object of this old man's mind when he was young, so that he still misses Sister Monroe at this age.

It's Jon. Stewart is worthy of being the most famous talk show host in the United States, and his ability to adapt to changes on the spot is outrageous, his face remained unchanged and looked at the direction from which the voice came, and he stretched out his hand to the guy with a serious face: "You don't have a chance, we have signed an agreement with Mr. Waldegard, and the next time Mr. Waldegaard travels through time and space again, the Marilyn that will be photographed. We will buy Monroe's fruit photos for $500,000 and tell your old gentleman, don't try to compare with us who has money, if you dare to pay $500,000, we will dare to pay $600,000......"

Speaking of which, Jon. Stewart suddenly cried and grabbed Waldegard's hand: "Mr. Waldegard, how about $300,000, $300,000, we say it's $600,000 to the outside world, you know, those guys in the entertainment industry do that......"

"Hahaha......"

Listen to Jon. Stewart easily teased the entertainment industry again, and the audience who finally took a breath suddenly became gone, and a few guys even fell off their chairs laughing......

Waldegard's reaction was not slow, he looked around sneakily, and "see" no one seemed to notice him, so he deliberately lowered his voice and approached Jon. Stewart said to him, "$400,000, I can give you $50,000 for the introduction." ”

Jon. Stewart's eyes lit up again and again, and he stretched out his hand to Waldegard "impatiently": "OK, it's decided, deal!" ”

Watching Jon sneakily calculating his own TV. Stuart and Waldgard, the scene was once again filled with laughter: these two teases are so cute......

……………………

Lin Zheng in front of the TV was a little surprised, he really didn't expect Waldegard to perform so well on "The Daily Show of Embarrassment", this is the first time Wald's family has appeared on a TV show?

After staring at Waldegard for a long time, Lin Zheng said strangely: "Old Wa, strange, why didn't I find out that you had this talent before?" ”

Waldegard breathed a sigh of relief, and finally spoke, he was furious by Lin Zheng's gaze just now, hearing Lin Zheng's question, Waldegard touched his head and smiled: "I don't know, I don't think there's anything ......."

"I've heard that the people who can be on the "Embarrassment Daily Show" are all big-name stars, and it is too unexpected that you, an entrepreneur, can talk eloquently on such a column that ranks among the top in the United States," Speaking of this, Lin Zheng shook his head in disbelief: "Lao Wa, for the sake of Tesla Motors, you should be exposed on TV more in the future." ”

Waldegard was stupid, and the next moment, a face turned into a bitter melon: "Huh? I don't want to ......"

"That's it." Lin Tyrant didn't give Waldegard a chance to refute at all, and rudely decided the fate of the former WRC champion. To be continued. r1071

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