Chapter 843 Two fools asked me to!
Mr. Fortune Teller, pinching the inferior brush in his hand, drew a little bit on an A4 piece of paper!
He draws very quickly, the nib is moderately strong, the ink is stained on the paper, and the landscape he paints is vigorous and powerful, but it does not soak through the A4 printing paper. It can be seen that this charlatan still has a certain level of education.
Ten minutes later, a simple landscape painting was ready.
"Little friend! The art of divination, pay attention to the artistic conception, can not be broken, nor can it be told directly, you can only understand it yourself. I give you this painting, and if you look at it carefully, you will definitely gain a lot! ”
The old man who told the fortune told him made two sentences of nonsense, and then handed the painting to Jiang Jing.
"What a chicken. Ba play?!"
Jiang Jing took the painting and looked at it carefully for a long time, but he didn't understand it.
There is a pool of water on the picture, which is difficult to judge like a sea or a lake, but there is a small island in the middle of the water, which is very dazzling with golden light. A young man on the shore was looking at the island, and on the left there was a chicken-like creature with its head held high, not knowing what it was doing.
"You come to your senses!" The old man said with a wink.
"Real chicken. I don't even understand it! ”
Jiang Jing sighed, and then asked: "This chicken is painted vividly, is my spring on the inverted chicken?" ”
"Enlightenment, enlightenment!"
The old man nodded again and again, but he just kept his mouth shut about what the painting meant.
"Thank you then!"
Jiang Jing carried the painting and thanked him again and again.
"Little friend go slowly! Hexagram money ......! The old man shouted shyly.
"Holy shit!! What about the promised gifts? Isn't it fateful for the two of us? ”
Jiang Jing was stunned.
"Painting is a gift, that's right! But fortune telling costs money?! ”
The old man said solemnly.
"How much?"
"Two hundred!"
"Fuck, you're really a fortune teller, but I want this money in my pocket!" Jiang Jing was stunned for a moment, and then asked after discussion: "Can't it be cheaper?" ”
"Xiaoyou, can you bargain with the Sanqing Patriarch?" The old man suddenly pulled his face and continued: "No, I'll ask the Sanqing Patriarch to give you a dream at night?!" ”
“…… Pull it down! It's only 200 yuan, and I can't find it for Yuan Shi Tianzun!! Sell children to buy monkeys, it's time to play! ”
Jiang Jing pulled the calf for a long time, spent 200 yuan, and left with a pair of broken paintings.
The old man watched him go away, and then immediately called his wife, and said with a smile: "The whole fish at night, give me another half pot of wine, go back and drink some!" Well, when I met a stupid B, I drew a chicken and sold him for 200...... Well, real chickens aren't worth as much as fake chickens now...... Hurry up! I'll go home in a while, and I'll practice painting the old cow again, and I'll sell him for two hundred tomorrow! ”
……
Jiang Jing walked around with the painting, and then waited until the four of them were going to eat together.
I found an interesting thing.,The formation of a small gang.,But whoever mixes out the roll call.,It's basically a five-person configuration.,I don't know why.,It's like there's a law.。
Among them, there is often a tiger who chirps, a fierce fight, a person who can make friends, a person who can suppress things, and one who is also the most important, that is, there is nothing to find fault with.
Jiang Jing's small gang is this configuration, the five people have different personalities, but they can play together, but Jiang Jing is definitely the most tiger in it.
These little brothers are currently working, and they are not idle people in society.
When everyone gathers together, they are bragging about B's defeat and defeat, eating some skewers, and chatting for a while.
"What are you doing here?"
The person who speaks must have at least 200 catties, the fat one is simply miserable, and the one who speaks is relatively simple, known as Wu Feifei, and has the closest relationship with Jiang Jing.
"Fortune teller!"
Jiang Jing rolled his eyes and said.
"!! You really have money and nowhere to spend it! ”
Wu Feifei scolded.
"Don't say it's useless! Hey, how the hell did you get the hair salon open? ”
The person who interjected, of medium height, with small eyes, dark skin, and a very strong look, his name was Nuka.
"Oops. I. Exercise! If you don't mention it, I'll forget! Do you have money in your pocket? ”
Jiang Jing suddenly patted his head and asked.
“…… Sort of! What are you doing?? Nukako asked rhetorically.
"How many, is there a thousand?" Jiang Jing asked quickly.
"Almost!"
Nukako nodded.
"You borrow me first!"
"Get out, I'll have to give my daughter-in-law three hundred in a while, and she'll buy clothes!"
Nukako said, clutching his pocket.
“…… If you have a daughter-in-law, you won't know your father, will you? Hurry up! ”
Jiang Jing stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the nucleus struggled a few times, but he didn't do Jiang Jing, so he lent him the money in tears.
……
"Tick Bell!"
On the way home, my phone rang.
"Hey, big brother, what are you doing?" Jiang Jing asked familiarly.
"Who are you?"
I asked, a little confused.
", forgot about me so soon!? Barbershop, we've fought side by side! ”
Jiang Jing bared his teeth and said.
"Ahh Why do you have my phone? ”
It dawned on me because I was so impressed with him.
"I was in charge of what the police wanted that day! What are you busy with, coming out for a meal? ”
Jiang Jing invited directly.
"Huh!"
When I heard this, I was immediately happy, and opened my mouth to ask, "What's the reason, just eat?" ”
“…… Won't you pay me a fine of 1,000 dollars?! I'll give you the money! ”
Jiang Jing said very righteously.
When he said that, I thought he had a good personality. According to others, this money has been going on for so long, and he will definitely not give it, he can think of calling me and taking the initiative to repay the money, which means that this person's character is okay, because at this moment, he doesn't know what I do!
"Forget it! In the future, it will be better than anything else to harm the two girls! ”
I was in a hurry to go home to watch the game, and I wasn't very enthusiastic about a thousand dollars, and besides, we didn't know each other, so I couldn't eat.
"Why don't you look down on these two money, big brother?! I'll just tell you, not everyone can let me invite me to dinner!! One yard to one yard, you don't look down on me, you tell me where you are, I'll send you the money! Jiang Jing replied quite unhappily.
“…… Where are you? I asked, after a pause.
"Magnificent Road, Dagang Barbecue!"
Hearing this, I glanced at the road sign, which was about a kilometer away from him, so it could be said that it was very close, so I glanced at the time and agreed: "Okay, I'll go over, you wait!" ”
"If you take a taxi, just tell him to stop at the Hongwei intersection!"
Jiang Jing said worriedly for me.
“…… Good! ”
I smiled and nodded in response.
Five minutes later, a new Audi A8 pulled up on the side of the road, and I got out of the car wearing a pair of Beijing cloth shoes for 60 yuan, white cotton sweatpants, and a yellow hoodie.
"It's you!"
I stood on the side of the road and shouted at Jiang Jing.
"Holy shit, what's the matter with your friend? A8, big brother! ”
Wu Feifei said excitedly.
“…… Borrow someone else's car and come to eat? ”
Jiang Jing took the skewers, looked at my dress and said.
"Well, our monks are living a good life now! Hehe! ”
I replied with a smile.
……
Here, I just met Jiang Jing, and another big event happened in this city.
Shen Dianlong suddenly made a strong move and spoke directly to Li Shuishui!