Chapter 19: Talking Nonsense with Open Eyes
was patrolling, and Zhang Xiaofei's voice came from the pager.
"Has Brother Tang been eliminated, and how is the battle going?"
"You've just been wiped out." Tang Yulan said lazily.
"A few brothers stewed a pot of fragrant meat, just waiting for you!" Zhang Xiaofei said with a smile.
"Okay." Tang Yulan put away the walkie-talkie, took the elevator to the place where the security guard was on duty on the first floor, and heard a noisy sound as soon as he entered the door, several tables were temporarily put together, and a battery stove was placed in the middle, and a pot full of fragrant dog meat was stewed in the iron basin above.
Inside, there were four crooked security guards, talking about some jokes that were inappropriate for children. Among them was a middle-aged man in his forties, named Zhu Shengnian, who was the deputy captain of the security team.
"Come on, Don Jr. I asked the brothers in the cafeteria to stew a dog for you, and this time the brothers took it orally. ”
Tang Yulan was not hypocritical, and joined the team with a smile, this feeling reminded him of drinking wine and eating meat with his brothers when he was in the army.
"Xiao Tang, I heard Xiao Fei say that the goddess Qi of our company seems to have a soft spot for you, and you will have to take care of everyone in the future." Zhu Shengnian said casually.
"What's the matter, if she doesn't tear me up, it's my life." Tang Yulan said, tearing off a large piece of dog meat and filling it into his mouth.
Zhu Shengnian said meaningfully: "President Qi is impeccable in appearance and figure, and even our Captain Zhao is trying his best to gain her favor." If you and President Qi get closer, he will inevitably find a way to trouble you. ”
"Although Qi Caiyang is beautiful, whoever marries her will have to live at least ten years less." Tang Yulan blurted out involuntarily, then snorted and hurriedly looked around.
After eating for a while, Tang Yulan was surprised to find that everyone else stopped their chopsticks and looked at him with wide eyes.
The first leg had been eaten by him, and now his claws were reaching out into the basin again.
"Xiao Tang, eat leisurely, don't eat bad stomach."
"It's okay." Tang Yulan wiped the greasy mouth with his hand, when his body was at its peak three years ago, the amount of food was even bigger than now.
After lunch, the security guard's job is very simple, nothing more than patrolling and maintaining order. Trivial, but not difficult.
Life is boring, Tang Yulan is trying to find some fun.
Smoking, walking. In large companies with thousands of people, from time to time you can meet a beautiful young woman and guess the style and color of underwear by their walking style. Then, when they went up the stairs, they pretended to walk by casually, and glanced up at them quickly, and maybe they could verify the correctness of their conclusions.
When he got off work in the evening, Zhang Xiaofei also wanted to invite Tang Yulan to dinner and set up a friendship, but he politely refused, and there were no beauties, how interesting was it for a group of big men to eat back and forth?
was waiting for the bus stop on the right side of the company, a strange call came to the mobile phone, and when I picked it up, Su You's smiling voice came: "Brother Tang, where are you moving?" Are you free at night? ”
"Eat with me, a bad guy, you have to be mentally prepared." Tang Yulan said with a smile.
The phone was silent for a few seconds, and Su Youyou snorted angrily: "Hmph, I have learned women's wolf prevention techniques, if you want to rub oil, you have to weigh it." I'm just thankful for today's events, and if you don't have time in the evening, forget it. Just to save a sum of money, the housing prices in Lingjiang City are so high, I have to work hard to save money. ”
Tang Yulan sneered and said, "It's a lot of time to save money, you are a girl." In the future, I will find a golden beetle son-in-law to marry, but I won't have everything. ”
"Don't underestimate us women, like President Qi, she is just a woman, and the company is not the same as that of the company."
Tang Yulan suddenly felt a headache, and said in his heart: "It's Qi Caiyang again." ”
"Where are you now? I'll pick you up. ”
"Watching the girls show pole dancing in the night bar, the water snake's waist is twisted so flexibly, but don't come. The environment here is not suitable for an innocent little girl like you. Tang Yulan said with a chuckle.
"If you really have anything to say, you can't lie to me, I'm not afraid that I hate you!"
"You're not my wife, what are you lying about?"
"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, Tang Yulan, you look back." Su Youyou's voice carried a little dissatisfaction.
"Huh?" Tang Yulan turned his head to see that there were pedestrians shuttling behind him, and there was a lot of traffic. A red hatchback honked its horn and stopped in front of Tang Yulan with its turn signal on.
After the car window opened, Su Youyou waved his hand at Tang Yulan, shook his mobile phone and said, "Come up, it's troublesome to be seen by the traffic police." ”
Tang Yulan was speechless, looking a little embarrassed when the lie was exposed in front of him, he looked left and right at the pink and warm decoration in the car, and said with a smile: "These gadgets are quite chic." ”
Su Youyou nodded, and after merging into the lane, he rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "It's still a night bar, and it's a steel pipe girl, I'm really afraid that others won't believe that you're a bad guy." ”
The red light lit up in front, Su Youyou slowly stopped, and then turned his head to look at Tang Yulan, and said, "Why did the security uniform you just put on get dirty, what do you want to eat at night?" I'm in for a treat. ”
"I used to remember that there was a small restaurant with Seven Kitchens, but I couldn't tell the exact location." Tang Yulan showed a look of reminiscence.
"The small restaurant, now Qipin Kitchen is a famous restaurant nearby. Let's go there in the evening. By the way, what do you like to do? Su Youyou asked casually.
"My interests are wide-ranging, and during this time, I have been studying the love stories of the dwarfs and princesses, He Xiangu, Lu Dongbin and others, which is breathtaking!" Tang Yulan is talking nonsense.
"You're not serious."