Chapter 564, the peak of a sword peak will be a martial idiot!
Chapter 564, the peak of a sword peak will be a martial idiot!
"Huaxia Seven Idiots-" Fang Yingying looked at Hou Zhendong dumbfounded, shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like it." ”
"What do you think he should look like?" Fang Yan said angrily. What age is it now, and this guy still judges people by his appearance?
Is it only when you grow up to be yourself that you can become a martial arts master? Could it be that only by growing into Bai Xiu's shemale appearance can he become a new star in the inner rivers and lakes? It doesn't make any sense.
Strange people, not strange appearances, what kind of strange people are they?
"He's one of the Seven Idiots of Huaxia, a legendary figure - even if he doesn't have the handsome and dashing demeanor of Uncle Xiao, there is no need to look like an overnourished middle-aged uncle. I can't accept it, I can't accept it at all. The people of our Appearance Association have a demanding and persistent pursuit of beauty, we like beautiful things, we like handsome men and beautiful women. The martial idiot in my heart is not like this. ”
"——" Fang Yan is really incomprehensible, how can Fang Yingying be able to say such things as 'our appearance association' so lightly? Doesn't he usually look in the mirror? If he looked in the mirror, how could he still live so carefree, innocent, lively, and lacking heart?
"Nine feet tall, jade-faced robe. Hold a red tasseled silver spear made of dragon scale stone or a rainbow sword made by Master Wu Yazi himself. The long hair is scattered, the robes are torn by the hunting wind, and there is the supreme majesty of driving wolves and tigers and swallowing mountains and rivers when I stop there—this is the martial idiot of the Seven Idiots of China in my mind. ”
Fang Yingying looked at Hou Zhendong with an aggrieved face, and felt that his idol was shattered: "Why is he like this?" How could it be that he was like this? Can he be worthy of the name of martial idiot? ”
Fang Yan regretted that he had just stepped out to save him. It would be great if Hou Zhendong's 'cracking skill' was directly shocked to death.
The martial idiot laughed, pointed at Fang Yingying and said, "This son is simple and cute, who are you?" ”
"My nephew—" Fang Yan said.
"Senior nephew?" Wu Idiot asked puzzled. "Who's the teacher?"
"Qinglong don't underestimate the enemy."
"It's a pity." The martial idiot sighed again and again, looking at Fang Yingying's eyes as if he was looking at a thousand-year-old jade.
"It's a pity, it's not a pity-" Fang Yan hurriedly said: "If the seniors like it, just take it away, I can still call the shots in this matter." I just ask the seniors not to trouble the juniors anymore, and the juniors will be grateful—"
"A gentleman does not take the favor of others." Martial idiot excused.
"Not good. Not good at all. Nobody likes him, you just take it. Fang Yan said with infinite resentment. Besides, what kind of gentleman are you? ”
The martial idiot stared at Fang Yan with a strange smile and said, "You insulted me. Then you have to accept my challenge even more - Fang Yan boy, at the top of the Sword Peak at eight o'clock tonight, I have to fight with you endlessly. ”
"Senior, don't you do this, isn't this a forced buying and selling? If you're feeling embarrassed, you're going to scold me again—"
"That's it." Martial idiot Hou Zhendong interrupted Fang Yan's words, looked at Fang Yan and said, "Boy, if I don't come tonight, my cracking skill won't just do it to that little fat man." ”
His eyes passed through the gate, looked at Lu Chaoge, who was standing under the eaves of the porch and looking outside, and said, "The golden house is a good day like a fairy. However, if the beauty is accidentally injured, it won't be beautiful, right? ”
"Is this a threat?"
"Whatever you want." The martial idiot said with a big grin.
With his hands in his pockets, he staggered out like a second-rate man, and sang strange lyrics in his mouth: "Persuade the king to drink and listen to Yu songs, and relieve the king of depression and dancing." Ying Qin has no way to break the country, heroes fight in all directions, since ancient times, it is often said that I don't deceive me, success or failure rises and falls in an instant, I sit in a safe drinking tent, and listen to the military intelligence——"
Fang Yan listened carefully, it was a joke in "Farewell My Concubine".
"Phew." Fang Yan spat fiercely. "It's unlucky."
Fang Yingying and Qin Ying walked up to Fang Yan, and Fang Yingying asked, "Little Uncle, is he really a martial idiot?" ”
Fang Yan tapped the crack in the ground with his toes and said, "Do you think that a person can shake the ground like this by stomping his feet?" ”
"Then you're going to let me go with him?" Fang Yingying said with anger on his face.
"I'm not afraid of a god-like opponent, I'm afraid of a pig-like teammate - he has been pestering me for a long time, just to let me play with him. I've rejected so many times, but you've made it happen. If you go with him, I'll save you a lot of trouble. ”
"Uncle Junior, why don't you want to fight him?" Fang Yingying asked.
"Why should I fight him?" Fang Yan asked rhetorically.
"Isn't it a matter of course that people in our martial arts compete and compete with each other, promote each other, and improve together?" Fang Yingying said. "Let go of the heart of victory and defeat, let go of the sense of honor and disgrace, don't be proud when you win, and don't be angry when you lose - isn't this exactly what we should do?"
Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingying in surprise and said, "I didn't expect you to be able to say this, you really have grown a lot of maturity - otherwise, you can go and compete with the martial idiot for me tonight." ”
Fang Yingying shook his fleshy head desperately, and said: "No, no, no, I can't, I will be beaten half to death by a martial idiot if I go, and at that time, I will be embarrassed by the master and the little uncle——"
"Didn't you say you had to let go of your sense of victory and defeat? Now I'm afraid of losing face again? ”
"I'm asking others to let go - aren't those old monks all letting others let go of themselves, but the wine and flesh have passed through the hearts of the Buddha—"
“——”
Qin Ying stared at the back of the martial idiot leaving for a long time, and asked out loud, "Is this the top master in the inner rivers and lakes?" ”
"Forget it." Fang Yan said with a smile: "A martial idiot, one of the Seven Idiots of Huaxia, is not obsessed with martial arts, how can he get such a name?" ”
Qin Ying sighed deeply and said, "The road is long. ”
Fang Yan patted him on the shoulder and said, "My generation will go up and down to seek." There are no cliffs in martial arts, so let's do it and cherish it. ”
Fang Yan returned to the small courtyard, Lu Chaoge looked worried, and asked, "It's okay, right?" ”
"It's fine." Fang Yan said with a smile. "An old friend who came over to me for a fight - and I refused."
Lu Chaoge nodded and asked softly, "What do you want to eat?" I'll cook. ”——
Because there are often drag racers racing on Yijian Mountain, there was an extremely strict traffic accident two years ago, two luxury cars collided and rolled into the cliff on the side of the road when they were rushing to the corner at the same time, and the car was destroyed and killed. Because the car caught fire and exploded in the process of falling off the cliff, when the search and rescue team found the wreckage of the car, the people in the car had been burned to char.
The owners of the two luxury cars have a lot of backgrounds, and when their relatives were crying bitterly, they naturally vented their anger to the management department of Huacheng. It is said that because of this incident, the director and deputy director of the Department of Transportation at that time were all dismissed, and a large number of heads and brains below were investigated.
The Huacheng government is also quite aggrieved, your son wants to drag racing, who can stop this kind of thing?
Besides, if they don't drag race on Yijian Mountain, they will also find Erjian Mountain, Sanjian Mountain, Sijian Mountain, Tiantian Sword Mountain, who knows when something will happen?
In order to vent the anger in their hearts, the Huacheng government asked people to set up several boulder roadblocks at the intersection of the mountain. There is no way to drive the car, and anyone who goes up the mountain can only walk - who is provoked by Yijian Mountain?
This method was so brutal that the drag racing project every night in Yijian Mountain was canceled, and those drag racing parties went to plague other cities and mountains.
The Volkswagen stopped at the foot of the mountain, and Fang Yan pushed the door and got out of the car.
After the snake monarch parked the car, he also quietly followed behind Fang Yan.
He walks in a strange way, always touching the ground with his toes first, and his heels barely touching the ground.
It is for this reason that he barely makes any sound when he walks, like a poisonous snake flowing in the grass.
"You don't have to follow me." Fang Yan said without looking back.
The Snake Monarch didn't answer, and his figure disappeared into the grass behind Fang Yan in a flash.
The snake king should live in the shadows like a snake. When the enemy is discovered, it suddenly rushes out and deals a fatal blow to the enemy.
Fang Yan still decided to accept the challenge of the martial idiot, not for the sake of victory or defeat, nor for the sake of honor and disgrace - this is complete, he is here to win.
Who doesn't want to win?
He understands the personality of the martial idiot, and since the martial idiot is stupid, it proves that he can do anything for the sake of martial arts.
When he took a boat down the Pearl River, he used 'witnessing' in order to test his strength, and he said that it would be unfavorable to Lu Chaoge, and he didn't just say it-
Fang Yan was not afraid of martial arts idiots, but he was afraid of trouble.
He didn't want the martial idiot to follow behind him like a ghost, and there was no better solution than to knock him down and subdue him.
Fang Yan came out secretly, and didn't let Fang Hero Qin Ying and them know. In order not to worry Lu Chaoge, he didn't even drive the BMW car at home.
Fang Yan was very familiar with the destination, so he drove through the dark mountains and forests with ease.
Three years ago, he had a big battle with the Chiba Army, the Oriental Sword God who had come from afar, at the top of the First Sword Peak.
That battle made him famous, and it also made his relationship with the Chiba military department both friend and foe.
It's just that what he didn't expect was that the Chiba military department would choose to end his life in such a decisive way. He chose to leave at the peak of his martial arts and became a god in the hearts of Oriental swordsmen.
It's been three years, and Fang Yan hasn't been here.
However, he did not forget about it in the slightest.
When Fang Yan arrived at the top of Yijian Peak, a man in a black robe was already standing there with a smile, like an uncle next door who came out to eat in circles after eating.
Wu Idiot grinned when he saw Fang Yan come out, and said, "I knew you would come." ”
"Why?"
"Because there's irrepressible hatred in your eyes." The martial idiot said in a clear voice: "Fang Yan, no matter who you hate, vent all those hatreds on me tonight-"
Fang Yan wanted to turn around and run. Why does this middle-aged uncle always speak with a lewd energy?
(PS: Thank you to the Gray Guest Alliance, how can you cry for the reward of the two children!) How could the Grey League cry??? )