Chapter Twenty-Three: It's Cruel to Split Dad in Half
[How shocking will the dad, who is no longer low-key? Ask for collection】
The Huaxia University Forum was completely detonated by a top-mounted eye-catching post - "**Silk's Counterattack"!
The post is about the amazing transformation of Daddy Nirvana yesterday. It also attached a high-definition photo of the goddess Guan Concubine Xuan handing him a handkerchief and mineral water. It's still 360 degrees.
is an indisputable fact, but it also breaks the hearts of countless otaku. As a goddess, Concubine Guan Xuan has ever treated a man so earnestly? Nirvana can be said to have set a precedent.
As the old saying goes, if you have the first year of junior high school, you will have fifteen. Now that the opening on the embankment has been opened, it is difficult to plug it again!
Besides, what woman can remain calm with the hand exposed by the explosion of the Nirvana Small Universe? Such a boyfriend pulls out the door to prop up the façade, and his face is definitely bright. As for Nirvana already having a daughter, but everyone knows that this daughter was picked up, doesn't this mean that Nirvana has a good heart and is full of love?
The men formed the Dust Destroying Corps, and the purpose was naturally to touch the Nirvana, who was in the limelight for a while. And under the leadership of a mysterious woman, the women formed a powerful women's guard to protect the dust.
For a time, the forum launched a word war. It is also a clash of words between men and women. They are all high-IQ talents, who can not have a little background? This war of words has created countless popular punchlines. A whirlwind has blown in the Chinese Internet community. This is something that no one expected!
The next day, there was a beautiful figure in Nirvana's classroom.
The goddess is in charge of the concubine!
Guan Feixuan's appearance was beyond the expectations of most people. If it's not strange, it's naturally Nirvana and Nirvana's father and daughter.
With yesterday's appearance, it's no wonder that Concubine Guan can sit still. As for how Guan Feixuan knew about his class location? You just drag a MM on the road and ask, and they will definitely tell you in detail.
Nirvana was not surprised in his heart, but he pretended to be very strange and greeted Concubine Guan: "Why are you here?" ”
Guan Feixuan smiled and said, "I don't have a class today, so I'll listen to the old professor's class." ”
Nirvana's face changed slightly, and the secret path was broken, the old professor gave him the address a few days ago, but he was thrown out of the clouds.
Smiling at Concubine Guan, Nirvana hurriedly asked for help from the little girl who teased the puppy. In this matter, the little girl is also partly responsible.
Guan Feixuan looked at the father and daughter who were biting their ears, and a different color flashed in her eyes. It's better to be famous than to meet, and the rumors will eventually be mixed with water. When she saw it with her own eyes, she realized that Lu Dao's father and daughter were deeply moved. Nirvana can adopt the little girl regardless of his reputation. It's rare.
In the end, Nirvana agreed to a series of unequal treaties with the little girl before letting the little girl pack the ticket to complete this matter.
After class, the old professor really didn't treat Nirvana well, and even picked out several tricky questions for Nirvana to stand up and answer. If it weren't for Nirvana, who really had some ink in his stomach, he would have to stand outside the classroom under the scorching sun today.
After class, Nirvana escaped. Let the old professor who came over in a hurry pounce. The little girl called grandpa sweetly, which made the old professor smile. Later, he talked to the old professor about the serious question of whether dogs are cute or not. The old professor was not only impatient at all, but also said the truth, which made the little girl stunned.
The little girl sighed in her heart: cultural people are different!
Concubine Guan on the side also looked weird. She knew the old professor's temper very well. She had never seen such a kind look before.
After chatting for a while, the old professor walked to the podium satisfied, and he got the little girl's assurance that he would go to his house after class in the morning. After the time when Nirvana released the pigeons, he felt that the little girl's guarantee had come true.
And Concubine Guan also took this opportunity to sit next to the little girl.
"Auntie, is the dog cute?" The little girl asked cutely.
"Lovely!" Concubine Guan replied with a smile, and the otaku who were secretly watching her in the distance were dizzy, as if they had been hooked away.
"Auntie, what does it mean that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink?" The little girl asked again.
Concubine Guan couldn't turn her head a little, the little girl's question was too sudden. She didn't believe that this was a little girl casually considering her knowledge of ancient literature. This obviously means something else
"Li'er, Auntie just thinks" Concubine Guan just wanted to give this little girl a long explanation, but she was interrupted by the little girl's very fanny wave at the beginning.
"Auntie, Li'er knows that you want your father to help you play basketball. You have to ask your father about this, Li'er is just an ignorant child and can't be the master! The little girl looked innocent, but what she said was old-fashioned.
Concubine Guan didn't expect that the little girl would go against the sky to such an extent, which made her suffocate a lot.
"Li" Concubine Guan just wanted to speak again, but was interrupted by the little girl.
"Auntie, is the dog cute?"
"Cute" Concubine Guan smiled reluctantly, she had never been so irritable.
"Well, Auntie is very discerning!" The little girl laughed and said, "Dog, Auntie praises you for being cute, don't you bark to show your gratitude?" ”
"Wang"
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Guan Feixuan had an urge to leave. Yesterday's little girl was so cute that she couldn't put it down, but today's little girl made her uncomfortable and unbearable.
How can there be such a blockage?
At this moment, if she had a hugging bear in her hand, she would definitely fist and kick her.
Guan Feixuan has always warned herself in her heart to be calm, what she is facing is just a child. It is normal for small children to be ignorant.
"Auntie, are you sick? Why is the face so ugly? The little girl asked with concern.
"It's okay" Can Concubine Guan say that she was blocked by you? was blocked like this by a three-year-old girl, doesn't she say that she is not at home yet?
"How can there be no trouble? If you are sick, you should see a doctor, and if you are not sick, you should take precautions. The little girl reprimanded seriously, and then taught earnestly: "Auntie, you are naturally beautiful, but you can't bear to cherish yourself." Why do so many people like you now? You're pretty! If you look like a flower, who is looking at you? We are all women, we don't cherish ourselves, can we expect those stinky men to cherish us? What man isn't half-hearted? Rhetoric is commonplace."
Concubine Guan had the urge to cry, she didn't expect that she would be reprimanded and taught by a three-year-old girl one day. What made her even more unacceptable was that what the girl said was reasonable, so she couldn't refute it!
She really wanted to ask: Is it because she can't keep up with the pace of the times, or is the girl in front of her walking too fast?
"Auntie, did you say that?" The little girl asked again.
"Yes" Guan Feixuan, is there any other answer to say?
Before Concubine Guan could react and her head was still dizzy, the little girl said to her with a serious face: "Auntie, don't beat Dad's idea!" ”
"For what?" Concubine Guan asked subconsciously.
The little girl stretched out her little hand and gestured, and said quietly: "Because it's cruel to divide my father in half."