Hung up Xia Bing's phone, and Yan Xiaokai walked out of the room.

The Shangguan brothers and sisters had already gotten up and were sitting in the living room with Wan Yanyu waiting for him.

What made Yan Xiaokai a little surprised and headache was that Xiang Ke'er actually got up too, and as soon as she saw him appear, she immediately stuck to him like a cat smelling a fishy smell, holding his arm and calling affectionately: "Brother Kai, you're up!" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled reluctantly, wanting to break away from her enthusiastic hand and the plump breasts next to her, but found that she was hugging her very tightly, and couldn't help but raise her eyes to look at Wan Yanyu!

Wan Yanyu sat there calmly, holding a teacup and gently blowing the floating tea, looking like he couldn't see anything and couldn't hear anything, but Shangguan Wusu, staring at him with horizontal eyebrows, as if he wanted to pounce on him immediately, and a hand knife cut down from the middle, cutting himself and Xiang Ke'er in half.

Yan Xiaokai was a little amused when he saw this, everyone is not in a hurry, what are you anxious about?

After sitting down, Yan Xiaokai glanced at the wall clock in the hall and found that it was only a little more than six o'clock, so he asked Xiang Ke'er, "Ke'er, do you know what time Mr. Lu Daolu will arrive?" ”

Xiang Ke'er said: "I heard my dad say that it was about ten o'clock in the morning. ”

Yan Xiaokai calculated, there were still several hours to spare, so he said: "Lend me your car!" ”

Xiang Ke'er said: "Brother Kai, where are you going?" I'll take you! ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "I'm going out to do something, and I'll be back soon!" ”

Xiang Ke'er asked, "Can't I go with you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "At a moment like this, it's safer for you to stay here!" ”

Although Xiang Ke'er was a little reluctant, she also knew that Lu Dao was in the limelight now, and it was better to be at peace for the sake of her life, so she took a pair of keys and handed it to him: "Brother Kai, you have to go back quickly, I'll sit breakfast at home and wait for you to come back!" ”

Listening to the tone, it seems that she has become the quasi-wife of Yan Daguan.

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to vaguely agree, and then threw the car key to Shangguan Wusu, who was still staring at him, and then said: "Wusu, you go with me, Shangguan, Wanyan, you stay to protect Miss Xiang!" ”

Wan Yanyu nodded slightly, but Shangguan Yunchen asked a little nervously, "Brother, where are you going to take my sister?" ”

Yan Xiao laughed and said, "What? I'm afraid I'll sell your sister! ”

Shangguan Yunchen shook his head, then came up, and while stuffing something in his hand into his hand, he said: "Safety first, don't kill people!" ”

Yan Xiaokai lowered his head suspiciously and glanced at the thing in his hand, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while, because what this guy stuffed into his hand turned out to be a condom, "Shangguan, you ......"

Shangguan Yunchen said: "I don't mean anything else, just in case, last night when I was on the shore, I watched you throw away the condom, so I'll give you one, be prepared!" ”

Yan Xiaokai couldn't laugh or cry, Shangguan Wusu has such a superb brother, but it's really not an ordinary misfortune!

Shangguan Wusu, who had already walked to the door with the car keys, saw that the two were still there, and they were secretly talking to each other, so he couldn't help urging: "Hey, can you go or not?" ”

Yan Xiaokai threw down Shangguan Yunchen and walked up, but he stuffed the condom into his pocket, what ...... Be prepared!

After leaving the villa, Shangguan Wusu, who was driving the car, didn't say a word with a heavy face, but when he was halfway up the mountain, he suddenly said: "Slut!" ”

Yan Xiaokai, who was thinking about his thoughts, was startled, "Wusu, who are you scolding?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Who else can you scold, scold that shameless little sister." And, of course, you! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What's wrong with me? ”

Shangguan Wusu said angrily: "In front of Sister Wanyan, you are embarrassed to move with other women, pulling and pulling!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said wrongly: "I don't have a good or bad situation, she wants to entangle her!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "If she gets entangled, you won't refuse, and you can't dodge?" ”

Yan Xiaokai laughed and laughed, but he was speechless.

Shangguan Wusu said hatefully: "Don't say anything, you are the four no's men in the new era!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked weakly: "Which four are not?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Don't promise, don't be responsible, don't take the initiative, and don't refuse!" ”

Yan Xiaokai sweated wildly: "......"

After Yan Xiaokai passed, Shangguan Wusu's mood finally improved.

However, Yan Xiaokai's ensuing words choked her half to death, "Wusu, are you in love with me!" ”

"Gah!" With a bang, the car braked sharply and almost hit a lamppost on the side of the road.

After stopping, Shangguan Wusu's face turned red, and he looked at him incredulously.

Yan Xiaokai also looked at her, and even winked at her cheaply.

Turn off ads

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a while, and then his heartbeat was calm, and he pouted and pretended to be disdainful: "I will like you?" What an international joke! ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and said nothing.

Seeing him smiling like a fox, Shangguan Wusu had itchy teeth again, and he couldn't wait to punch him twice on the spot, but he just asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "If I say that I don't go anywhere, I just feel bored and want to go out with you, do you believe it?" ”

Shangguan Wusu was shocked when he heard this, and muttered, "You, what you said is true?" ”

Seeing her like a frightened fawn, Yan Xiaokai didn't dare to tease her anymore, and said with a smile: "Lie to you, we have to do business!" ”

Shangguan Wusu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time felt a little lost, and when he was about to ask him what he was going to do, he found that he had already taken out the phone, and he didn't know who Lu Dao was calling.

The phone rang for a while, and then it was finally connected, and a hoarse voice came from inside, apparently waking up in its sleep, "Hey, who's it?" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked funny: "Handsome guy, can you still hear my voice?" ”

The other head said blankly: "I can't hear it, who are you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to remind the other party: "I only saw it last night, and I forgot it so quickly!" ”

The other end was silent for a while, and then lost his voice in horror: "...... It's you! ”

Yan Xiaokai laughed: "Hehe, it seems that you react quite quickly, and you think of me all of a sudden!" ”

The voice on the other end asked with a trembling voice, "What else do you want to do?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "It's nothing, I just want to talk to you!" ”

The other end said angrily: "I'm not interested in talking to you!" ”

Yan Xiaokai's voice sank, "I can't help you, you touch three inches below your umbilicus to see!" ”

The other head scolded: "Neurotic, why should I touch it!" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Okay, since you are so not afraid of death, then it's up to you!" ”

Yan wrote, and hung up the phone.

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "Who did you call to?" ”

Yan Xiaokai winked at her again, "Guess! ”

His faceless and skinless appearance made Shangguan Wusu roll his eyes and said: "Mysterious, hurry up!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I remember the last time I rescued you in the Dongjiang River, you called me a very nice sound, if you call me again, I will tell you!" ”

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "What did I call you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai learned her tone and repeated what she said that day, "...... Dear, not letting her go is a matter of the future, and now the question is how we should get over. Also, can you let go of your hands first......"

Wei Miao Weixiao's similar tone immediately evoked Shangguan Wusu's memory, and said with a wry smile: "I was joking, just learning Taobao language." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "But I like to listen to it!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was finally shuddered by the play, and shouted angrily: "Yan Xiaokai, what do you want to do?" ”

It was at this time that Yan Xiaokai's mobile phone rang, it was the number he dialed just now.

However, he didn't answer, but pressed the silent button, and then continued to play Shangguan Wusu, "I don't want to do anything, I just want you to call me a kiss!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said angrily: "You wait, when I go back in a while, I will definitely tell my brother that you are bullying me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and laughed, "Tell your brother? Wusu, do you know Lu Dao, what did your brother give me when we came out just now? ”

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "What?" ”

Yan Xiaokai took out the condom in his pocket and stuffed it into her hand.

Shangguan Wusu glanced at it, and suddenly blushed for a while, and then threw the condom out of the window, gritting his teeth and saying: "This cheap man, I can't spare him, I definitely can't spare him." ”

Yan Xiao smiled, and finally pressed the answer button of the phone in his hand.

As soon as the phone was connected, a frightened voice immediately came from the other end, "What did you do to me?" What the hell have you done to me? ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled lightly: "Didn't do anything? It's just that after clicking on your acupoint, only half of it is solved, and half of it is not unlocked, if you don't unlock all the acupoints within eight hours, you will die of blood stagnation, blockage, and death! ”

They roared, "Do you think I'm going to believe it? “

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "You can choose not to believe it, anyway, from last night to now, it has been almost six or seven hours, and it will soon be eight hours, and then the three inches below your umbilicus will be more and more painful, and the most abdominal pain will be like a twist, and you will slowly die after suffering and pain!" Well, you can feel it first, and then let's talk about it! ”

Yan Xiaokai said, and hung up the phone.

Shangguan Wusu finally understood this time, and said with some disdain: "Lazy and mysterious appearance, do you think that if you don't say it, I won't be able to guess who it is?" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and asked, "You guessed?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Last night, I felt that something was wrong, with your xìng, it is impossible to let people go so kindly!" Even if you don't keep him, you should hand him over to Xiang Huasheng or Sixth Uncle, but you just let him go, it turns out that you have already left a hand. ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and said, "Wusu, do you think my brother is very powerful?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "Awesome? Cattle fork? Can these words be applied to you? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then what should I use?" ”

Shangguan Wusu raised two green and jade-white fingers, "Yīn is dangerous and despicable!" ”

v