Chapter 1: My fat man can't be so good at complaining
"Wang Lu, are you out of love?"
"Huh?"
The proprietress stood up from behind the counter, her face full of gossip enthusiasm: "After you went down the mountain, you met a beautiful mortal woman, expected to bathe in love, but the fairy is different, you can't give her the happiness she wants, so I have no choice but to part with it, but I still can't give up in my heart...... Is that so? ”
"Have you been in heat lately? Say this kind of non-marginal words. Wang Lu scolded angrily, "But there is one thing you said, this time you did encounter some trouble going down the mountain, so I want to see if I can mobilize a few helpers through you." ”
"Trouble?" Xiao Ling'er was even more surprised, "You're actually in trouble?" That's probably a big problem, hurry up and make me happy! ”
Wang Lu patted the counter: "Bring the wine!" ”
“……”
With the strength of wine, Wang Lu even scolded and told the experiences of Wangjia Village one by one
The result......
"Haha You actually let a bun of dirt buns abuse you! Do you want to be so frustrated!? ”
Holy shit, why is this woman so gentle and considerate!?
But Wang Lu really couldn't refute it, because ...... It's not so much that he lost to the lower ninth rank of the Seven Star Gate, but that he lost to the group of imbecile villagers in Wangjia Village, but as long as they have a little brain, they won't drag Wang Lu down so much......
I'm annoyed.
With Wang Lu's temperament, how could he have been so tolerant? Although the most reluctant queen still raised his sword to kill before leaving, scaring the simple villagers into a fart, but for Wang Lu, it was actually the result of trying his best to suppress it.
It's not that he's so fierce and murderous, he's just good at it, and he likes to use the simplest way to solve problems, and to deal with liars, he should kill them all with one sword, but in his hometown, he is bound to do anything!
It's really unpleasant to wear a set, it's not happy! It's a pity that it's my own home, and I can't wear it!
"So, the compromise solution now is to arrest the head of the Seven Star Sect and go to Wangjia Village to explain everything, and the culprit confesses, and those villagers have nothing to say, right?"
The proprietress frowned while eating fried broad beans: "I don't know much about this kind of cult problem, but I always feel that your plan is a little unrealistic." ”
"Damn, what qualifications does your third-rate boss with a daily turnover of more than 10,000 have to evaluate my plan?"
The proprietress was so angry: "I look down on people so much, then don't ask me!" A bitter boy who no one wants, ran to me for comfort, and now he is throwing his face at me? ”
Wang Lu patted the table: "Who came to ask for comfort?" Don't be too pretentious...... No, is it okay to be sentimental!? ”
During the quarrel, another person came from outside the door: "Sister Ling, Sister Ling, I have prepared what you want, so I will put it in ...... Hey, Senior Brother Wang Lu? ”
Wang Lu turned his head: "Wen Bao? Why are you here? ”
The person outside the door was Wen Bao, standing at the door with a big mouthful of pigs, looking a little embarrassed.
"Don't block the door, come in."
waited for the proprietress to beckon Wen Bao into the house to put down her things, and then explained the reason.
It turned out that after the training began, the other disciples each chose their own target location, but Wen Bao couldn't make a decision for a long time.
Because any location seemed too difficult for him.
Wen Bao's cultivation is different from that of ordinary inner disciples, and he takes a relatively extreme path, somewhat similar to Wang Lu, except that he is extremely good at attacking. Before going down the mountain, Wen Bao's Xuantie swordsmanship had reached the full level, and he was practicing the real immortal swordsmanship Breaking Mountain Sword, and at the same time, his qi training had also reached the peak of the eighth grade, and his output ability was very terrifying, and even the senior brothers who practiced qi were amazed when they saw it.
But other than that, he is useless, and the experience of the mountain gate is to pay attention to comprehensive ability, Wen Bao carefully used his brain, and made an assessment of each proposed location, thinking that the simplest one of them is also quite dangerous for him
So Wen Bao simply shrunk, because he couldn't go up the mountain, he temporarily lived in Lingxi Town at the foot of the mountain, and waited for the call of his teammates - the team is allowed to go out for training, and the final report can also be co-written, but a team is limited to two people, as for multiple teams to act at the same time, it is okay, it is just that the report will inevitably deduct points repeatedly.
Wen Bao worked for the boss lady while waiting for the call of his teammates, in the words of the boss lady, he was eating and waiting for death, and the result was ...... It really made him wait!
"Senior Brother Wang Lu, didn't you call me anything when you left?"
The fat man was full of grievances, when the two of them broke into Qinglong Gorge together, they had a tacit understanding with each other, they thought that this time they went down the mountain to experience their attack and acceptance combination to continue to be brilliant, but Wang Lu flew alone! It's sad.
"But why are you coming back?"
Wang Lu thought that there was nothing to hide anyway, so he told the story again, and after listening to it, Wen Bao looked angry: "That Qixingmen is really hateful, and it is really unbearable to bully the senior brother's hometown!" ”
The proprietress commented: "Really? I think those villagers are even more hateful, how can they be so stupid, they would rather believe in inexplicable outsiders than believe in Wang Lu, who has been on a blind date for more than ten years, and they actually regarded Wang Lu as a demon so rashly. ”
Wang Lu snorted, didn't he think so in his heart?
Compared with the gang of liars in Qixingmen, it was the villagers in Wangjia Village who made him more irritable.
Obviously they are all good people, why haven't they seen each other for more than two years and become so ignorant
As a result, Wen Bao took it for granted: "It's just some villagers, it's normal to be stupid, people, how can you care if you're not stupid?" The stupider the better!
“……”
Wang Lu and the proprietress were silent, deeply shocked by Wen Bao's understatement.
"Like, it makes sense." The proprietress chewed a mouthful of broad beans and commented vaguely.
Wang Lu also nodded: "It's really not like a person of his intelligence level can say it, the words are not rough, and the words are reasonable." ”
Wen Bao was embarrassed: "Actually, my father told me, I never understood the meaning before, but I just wrote it down." ”
"Oh, I'm also the son of a national teacher, so I really know something."
"Hehe, senior brother has won the prize...... That, if you don't dislike it, can we team up? ”
"Let's team up?" Wang Lu was stunned for a moment, and began to look at Wen Bao carefully, "It's not impossible to say, anyway, there is a great shortage of people now, and many strong men are also good." If you want to set foot in the Seven Star Gate, it's really not enough for me alone. ”
"yes, yes." Wen Bao was full of interest, but he quickly realized a question, "That, what level is the Seven Star Gate?" ”
Wang Lu said: "The lower ninth-rate sect doesn't even have the qualifications to register in the Ten Thousand Immortals League. The head of the sect is at most the Void Dan cultivation. ”
"......" Wen Bao was petrified, and the whole person was completely frozen, "Senior brother, what did you say?" What is the realm of the master? ”
"Xudan, hum, scum who doesn't even have a golden pill."
Wen Bao spit out a mouthful of blood: "Senior brother, you are a low-grade Qi practitioner, where did you get your sense of superiority?" No matter how bad people are, they are still a false pill, a false pill! The mana cycle has been compressed into a single point, both in terms of quality and quantity, it is more than a hundred times that of ours, you ......"
Wang Lu sneered: "You think too much, more than a hundred times, that is the level of our Spirit Sword Sect's Void Pill, the Seven-Star Sect's Nine-Rank Void Pill, it would be great to have ten times...... Don't forget that theorem, after the Spirit Sword disciple descends the mountain, when he encounters a miscellaneous monk, the cultivation realm is to be raised to a level, that is, the lower grade of Qi cultivation can be converted into the lower grade of foundation building......"
Wen Bao was going crazy: "That's just a very irresponsible simple formula, okay!" And the scope of application is between Zhuji and Jindan, people like us who have too short a time to get started, and we don't have such a deep accumulation to skip the challenge! What's more, even if you skip the next level, the lower grade of Qi cultivation is only the lower grade of foundation building, and there is a big level difference between it and the Void Dan! ”
Wang Lu said: "But I'm a true disciple, it's okay to mention another level, right?" ”
"Did you wake up!? True disciples are amazing!? One more level, do you think you are Liulixian or Zhu Shiyao!? ”
Thinking of those two demonic true inheritance senior sisters, Wang Lu had no choice but to explain again: "Look, our family's Wuxianggong defense is amazing, at least in terms of defensive ability, it can be counted as a void pill, right?" ”
"How can you have such a shameless algorithm!? It's just a challenge to skip the level, and it's really two levels over!? And what's the use of just having amazing defense? Do you want to be a punching bag for others!? ”
"That's why I want to catch the strong man, I was going to catch a few true legends, but I only caught you, so I can only make do with it."
"Don't look for me for this kind of death, I want to live a few more years!"
"Speaking of which, you've been complaining about lately?"
"It's not that you're forced by you, senior brother! It's been like this since the time when I experienced Xiao Qingyun, every time I seem to be happy when I want to force people to death! ”
Wang Lu and the proprietress looked at each other, amused by this almost hysterical Wen Bao.
"Okay, from now on, you will be called Awakened Wenbao."
"What kind of awakening!? Why does it sound like you don't live for ten minutes? ”
"Anyway...... Your worries are also reasonable, if the Seven Star Gate is really as I expected, there are Void Dan level monks, you and I alone are not enough. ”
At this time, the proprietress interjected: "Don't talk about the two of you, even if you let the other two True Legends team up, the opponents at the Xudan level will be full of difficulties, so ......"
Wang Lu smiled: "So''
The proprietress suddenly felt a chill in her back, as if she had been covered by something unclean.
"So, Sister Ling, I'll trouble you to help this time."
“……”
"You see, as an outsider to the sect, even if you form a team, you don't have a quota, and you ......"
No, Sister Ling was categorical: "...... I don't want to. ”
Wang Lu was taken aback: "Isn't it?" What are you doing, seeing that you are idle in the store. ”
"What do you mean to be idle? What a faux pas! ”
"It's obviously the same level as the Ethereal Peak Canteen, so it's useless if you don't admit it."
"You, you're actually comparing me to that Xiyi dog cook!? Tell you, if you want me to make a move, there is no door! ”
Hearing such a resolute answer, Wang Lu laughed: "Wenbao, you go out first." ”
"Huh?! Good. The fat man didn't ask much, and ran out of the house quickly.
So he was lucky not to hear the conversation inside the inn.
"Master is above, please help the apprentice!"
"It's up to you to do this again!?"
"Master, please help the apprentice!"
"You...... Okay, okay, I'll just say yes! Enough, don't incense me! ”