Chapter 102: The Old Scout's Invitation

"I can't control it!" Wang Fool's big hands rubbed on Lu Jiao's body.

"Knock knock......" There was a knock on the door.

"Ah......" The distraught Lu Jiao was awakened by the knock on the door, only to find that Wang Du's hand had reached into her clothes, and she suddenly screamed in fright.

"Who!"

Seeing that the success was lost, Wang Du was furious and roared loudly outside the door.

"Me." Su Xue's breezy voice came from outside the door.

“…… Su Xue. ”

Wang got up helplessly and opened the door.

"You're alright." Su Xue entered the door.

"It's fine." Wang Stupid's cold expression.

"It seems that I came at the wrong time." Su Xue glanced at the disheveled Lu Jiao and said lightly.

"Yes."

"Be careful, Liu Da Wuhu is not easy to deal with."

"I know."

"Okay, I'll go first."

"No." Wang Fool's face was cold.

"I ...... I'm leaving......" Looking at Wang Du's indifferent appearance, Su Xue suddenly felt inexplicably uncomfortable. Su Xue naturally didn't know, only from the time she said that after the task was over, Wang Du had already classified her as a utilitarian woman.

Wang Stupid doesn't like strong women, and he doesn't like utilitarian women.

"No."

"Phew!" Wang was too lazy to talk to Su Xue, and when Su Xue just went out, he closed the door directly.

"I'm leaving, too." Seeing Wang Stupid looking at herself with a wicked smile, Lu Jiao was flustered for a while, and hurriedly lifted the bag on the sofa.

"You're leaving, too?" Wang Stupid stopped at the door, looking disappointed.

"Go." Lu Jiao's attitude was very resolute.

"Okay." Wang Fool opened the door.

"Stupid man." The door opened, and Ye Lan stood timidly outside the door.

"Wang stupid!" Lu Jiao pinched Wang Fool's waist viciously, and left without looking back.

“…… Who the did I offend! Looking at the back of Lu Jiao leaving, Wang Du, who wanted to cry without tears, wailed.

"Stupid brother, I heard that you were beaten by someone else......"

"It's wrong, it's me fighting with others, not being beaten." Wang stupidly corrected.

"Oh......"

"I'm fine, you can go back." Wang Stupid knows that this girl has a fierce scout father, and he doesn't dare to get along alone, in case he can't hold back the "pop pop", his good life is estimated to come to an end.

"Stupid brother, you are injured, you need to rest more, I will help you clean up the room."

"No need to ......"

Wang stupidly shut up, because Ye Lan had already started to clean up.

Ye Lan felt that she could be called a good wife and mother, she was not only in good order, but also extremely efficient, she cleaned the whole house, Wang Stupid's clothes and smelly socks were washed in the washing machine and dried on the balcony, and even the broken mat on the bed was wiped clean.

After watching Ye Lan busy before and after, Wang Fool looked at Ye Lan happily.

Ye Lan felt that she could be called a beauty, her skin was as white as jade, revealing her beautiful and elegant neck when she lowered her head, her clear and bright eyes seemed to contain all the starlight in the sky, her pink lips were shyly shy, her full color was moist, and her slender body was slender.

Of course, what Wang Fool likes to see the most is when Ye Lan bends down to mop the floor, revealing the snow-white furrow on her chest, and a pair of eyes, eager to get into it to see.

"I'm hungry, let's have dinner together." Ye Lan wiped her sweat, looked up, and saw Wang staring at her stupidly, and her face suddenly turned red.

"Okay."

At this time, night fell, and Wang Fool was also hungry, of course, the main reason was that Wang Fool didn't want Ye Lan to stay here, so as not to be unable to control it.

The two went out one after the other, and after going out, Ye Lan took the initiative to hold Wang Fool's hand.

"Ye Lan, what do you do?" Wang Fool was very curious about Ye Lan's work, because he felt that Ye Lan had nothing to do all day.

"I don't have a serious job, I just occasionally help others make some money by making messy programs and software." Ye Lan said lightly.

"Write a program!" Wang Fool looked at Ye Lan with reverence, in Wang Fool's eyes, the programmer was simply a god-like being!

"What's wrong?" Ye Lan was furious by Wang Fool's eyes.

"I remembered a joke about programmers." Wang Du said with a smile.

"Huh?"

"A computer science student was sitting under a tree studying, and another computer science student was riding a fancy bicycle by the other. The previous student asked, 'Where did you get your car?' The cyclist replied: 'When I was studying outside, a beautiful MM came on a bike, she stripped all her clothes and said to me, 'I'll give you whatever you want.'" ''Smart choice!'' It's certainly not appropriate for you to wear her clothes. The previous student said. ”

"Ah...... Giggles...... "Ye Lan was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood, and laughed wildly.

"Are programmers so boring?" Wang Fool thought of the boy who was also a traveler, and he remembered that the boy said that he was a computer master, and he was probably also a programmer.

"Someone summed up three points for programmers. First, the problem of self-image, unkempt, will not clean up themselves, buy clothes that do not fit; second, dealing with computers for many years and becoming a bit natural, boring, and stupid; Third, this group is mostly otaku and will not please women. Ye Lan covered her mouth and smiled.

"That's good." Wang Fool breathed a long sigh of relief, if the young man was such a person, it would be much easier to deal with.

"That's a male programmer."

"What about you women?" Wang asked curiously.

"We ...... There are very few women in this circle...... I don't know how other people are doing. Ye Lan's face flushed.

"Hehe, it looks like you're not bad, at least not as sloppy as the legendary programmer." Wang Fool sniffed Ye Lan's shoulder with his nose, looking intoxicated.

"Stupid brother, my dad wants you to come to my house for dinner the day after tomorrow."

“…… No, no, no. Wang Du was taken aback, he was not stupid enough to throw himself into the net.

"Dad said if you don't go, he'll come to the school to find you." Ye Lan lowered her head and said weakly.

"Ah......" Wang was dumbfounded.

"My brothers are back, and they want to see you."

"Sister Lan, let me go! Woohoo......"

"As I said, they don't follow, they have to let you go." Ye Lan looked embarrassed.

"That'...... That...... What should I do then......" Wang Du was like an ant on a hot pot, circling around Ye Lan.

"Or don't go." Ye Lan is very considerate of Wang Stupid.

"No, no, the old scout will find the school...... Well, stretch out your head and stab it, shrink your head is also a knife, and die to die! Wang Fool's face was generous and righteous.

"Thank you, stupid brother." Ye Lan was moved.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's going to be a meal soon, stupid brother, I'm not afraid to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, it's just a Hongmen banquet, presumably your father is a hero like Xiang Yu, and he won't embarrass me." Although Wang Fool said arrogant words in his mouth, he was beating a drum in his heart, observing Ye Lan's reaction.

"Stupid brother, don't worry, my mother can control my father, my mother won't make you ugly."

"That's good, that's good." Thinking of that kind and kind fat aunt, Wang Du's mood suddenly improved a lot.

"I can't afford to hurt, I can't really hurt it, I think you want to think about it, you think it's dark, call you and call you and the beauty is in your arms again, I hate you, hate you, hate you so much that my heart is like a drop of blood, I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt, I count and count until I give up, my conscience has a wood and your conscience dog takes it away, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you until I completely forget it......"

"Teacher Ouyang's phone." Wang Stupid took out the phone and cried with a sad face.

"Don't pick it up." Ye Lan didn't want Ouyang Qingqing to disturb her to have dinner with Wang Du.

She ...... She's going to kill my ......"

"That'...... Then you take it, don't say I'm with you. Ye Lan bit her lip.

"Okay...... Feed...... Teacher Ouyang, ah...... My phone was too quiet to hear...... Yes...... How do you know my phone ringtone is not hurt......"

"Because I'm right behind you!"

"......" Wang Stupid turned around, and in the night, Ouyang Qingqing was chasing after him. In this matter, Wang Stupid wants to die. Damn I can't afford to hurt, the voice is so loud.

"Ye Lan." Ouyang Qingqing glared at Wang Fool viciously, and the eyes that looked at Ye Lan melted in an instant, and they were extremely gentle.

Ye Lan remained silent and silent.

"Shall we go out to dinner, together?" Wang Stupid laughed dryly twice and asked.

"What do you think?" Ouyang Qingqing sneered.

"Of course we eat together." Looking at the sneer on the corner of Ouyang Qingqing's mouth, Wang Fool's back felt cold, and he had a feeling of falling into an ice hole.

When the three of them arrived at the school gate, when they passed by the security room, they were seen by Qian Bo, and immediately chased them out of the security room, giving Wang Stupid a thumbs up, with a look of worship and admiration.

Wang Stupid didn't dare to respond, and quickened his pace to leave.

The three of them found a nearby restaurant that felt good, ordered some dishes randomly, and ate with their own thoughts.

This meal, because of Ouyang Qingqing's sudden addition, became tasteless.

Although Ouyang Qingqing was enthusiastic, Ye Lan ignored her at all, and her mood became bad.

Originally, Wang Du, who wanted to insult Ye Lan while eating, could only give up, and borrowed a hundred guts, he didn't dare to insult Ye Lan in front of Ouyang Qingqing.

After eating, Ye Lan went home.

Wang Fool sent Ouyang Qingqing home.

At this time, it was already dark, otherwise, Wang Fool and Ouyang Qingqing would go in and out together, and it was estimated that it would cause a sensation again.

After sending Ouyang Qingqing to the door, Wang Du saw that Ouyang Qingqing had no intention of inviting him into the house, so he naturally didn't bother to entangle and went home.

Back in the dormitory, Wang Fool sat on the bed and cultivated the Supreme Immortal Dao for a while, and his mind merged into those playful golden characters for a while, and then lay on the bed to rest.

Although cultivating the Supreme Immortal Dao could restore his energy, however, Wang Du preferred to lie on the bed and sleep, after all, he had been sleeping for more than twenty years.

"I can't hurt it, I can't really hurt it, I think you want to think about it, you think it's dark, call you and the beauty is in your arms, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you until my heart is like a drop of blood......"

Wang Stupid opened his phone and saw an unfamiliar number.

"Who?" Wang Dumb answered the phone.

"I, Wang Jie." On the other end of the phone, a thick voice rang.

Wang Du was silent for a while and did not speak.

The other party did not speak, but heavy breathing could be heard.

"Wang stupid."

"Yes."

There was another long silence.

"Is your mom okay?"

"Not good."

Once again, there was silence.