"Flying sword, flying sword!"

WANG STUPID NEVER DREAMED THAT THE OLD TAOIST PRIEST WAS ACTUALLY THE MEAT BALL MASTER HE MET IN ZHUHAI CITY, LET ALONE THAT THE WHITE-HAIRED GIRL AND THE VAMPIRE XU XIANXIAN HE HAD BEEN WORRIED ABOUT HAD RETURNED, AT THIS TIME, HE RETURNED TO THE SECURITY DORMITORY HAPPILY WITH THE FLYING SWORD OF THE TAOIST, AND WHEN HE JUST SAT DOWN AND DREW HIS SWORD TO ADMIRE IT, THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

"Who?"

"It's me, stupid brother." Cao Sushu's voice came from outside.

"Wait, it's coming soon."

Wang Du hurriedly hid the sword in the room and came out to open the door for Cao Sushu.

As before, Cao Susu brought a big bag of snacks to Xiao Hei, and of course, Wang Stupid. In addition to eating, there is also a fiery crispy fruit.

"Crispy, I thank you for Xiao Hei."

Wang Fool was worried about the flying sword in his brain, and he couldn't wait to crack the secret of the flying sword, and didn't want Cao Susu to come in and delay his time, so after taking the things in Cao Sushu's hand, he blocked the door and didn't let Cao Susu enter the door.

"Where's Blackie?" Cao Susu obviously hasn't figured out the situation yet, and is still preparing to go inside.

"It's too late."

"Is it late?" Cao Sushu realized that Wang Du didn't mean to let her enter the door, and when she lifted her watch, it was less than ten o'clock, and her face suddenly changed. Could it be that there is a woman hidden in the room?

"I want to sleep." Wang Stupid just wanted to study the flying sword quickly, and said perfunctorily.

"Then I'm leaving." Cao Sushu's face turned pale.

"Uh-huh, kiss!"

Wang was overjoyed, grabbed Cao Sushu's face, kissed her fiercely on the forehead, and then, "Oh! With a bang, he closed the door.

Seeing the cold iron door closed, Cao Sushu had a feeling of death.

Lost and depressed, Cao Susu left Wang Stupid's dormitory, and after walking to the grove, the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, so he walked to the grove and sat down, sobbing sadly......

……

After closing the door, he immediately rushed to the room with a whirlwind, took out the flying sword hidden under the quilt, turned on all the lights in the living room, took out the flying sword, and began to study it carefully.

Wang Fool has read a lot of Xianxia novels since he was a child, and his favorite is the flying sword in which he goes thousands of miles away to get people's heads like a bag and fetches, and today, he finally has a legendary flying sword.

Taking it for granted, Wang Fool entered the aura control zhì flying sword.

However, to Wang Du's surprise, his aura seemed to penetrate into the vast void, endlessly, and the flying sword did not react at all, not moving at all.

Is there any mystery?

Wang Fool calmed down and carefully examined the flying sword. Soon, Wang Fool discovered that on the flying sword, there were some mysterious runes all over the place, and those runes were obscure, a bit similar to some symbols on the Supreme Immortal Dao, and on the hilt of the sword, there were some complicated lines.

Could it be that this is a formation?

Wang Du has a lot of research on formations, because things like talismans are actually a kind of formation, and the difference between them and those big formations is that they are just stored on zài and paper, condensing the essence of the big array in square inches.

If there is a formation on this flying sword, then it is not unusual, because it is reasonable to use the formation to drive the flying sword.

After having a direction, Wang Fool's thoughts entered the realm of "quiet", and gradually, his thoughts entered the flying sword.

The feeling of immensity!

What shocked Wang Fool was that inside this seemingly inconspicuous flying sword, it was like a vast and boundless universe, and the aura he had just input had disappeared into the vast and boundless formation.

"Grandma, it won't be so powerful, although that Taoist priest has high mana, but his aura is very weak, he can also drive the flying sword, there must be other shortcuts!"

Thinking of this, Wang Du began to repeat the pattern.

Sou!

Just when Wang Fool was trying to use the method of exorcism talisman to drive the flying sword, suddenly, the flying sword in his hand turned into a flash of lightning and flew out.

"Take!" With a bang, the flying sword was nailed to the wall, and the sword body trembled and buzzed.

"Hahaha...... I've found a way, I've found a way! Wang Fool was ecstatic, "Grandma's, it's so simple, what a bullshit flying sword, isn't it just a ghost exorcism charm changed into a sword!" Wang Fool found that the mystery of the flying sword was on the mysterious runes on the sword body, as long as a slight aura pulsation, it could achieve the effect of the old Taoist, but it was not so skillful.

It seems that we have to find a place to practice.

Looking at the hole that the flying sword had carved into the wall, Wang Fool decided to go out and become proficient in the nearby grove.

Now that the weather is freezing, no one will brave the cold and darkness to wander in the woods, and in case, if someone accidentally breaks in, with Wang Du's current mana, he can also know lightly, and it will not be shocking.

It's better to act than to move.

Wang Stupid immediately went out and rushed to the woods with a puff of smoke.

"Puff puff ......"

As soon as Wang Du reached the edge of the woods, he heard a slight muffled sound from the woods.

Who is it?

Wang Stupid held his breath, tiptoed into the woods, and soon, he approached the target, and through the faint starlight, he could see that a girl with long hair and a shawl was kicking and hitting a tree, and the sound of "poof" was the sound of Cao Shushu kicking and hitting the tree.

Cao Susu!

Looking at the familiar back, Wang was dumbfounded.

What is she throwing tantrums here?

Wang Stupid didn't say anything, and hid behind a tree to observe.

Cao Susu seemed to be tired of kicking, and slapped the trunk with his hand, chanting while patting: "Dead Wang Stupid, Damn Wang Stupid, Despicable and Shameless Wang Stupid, Wang Stupid Who Kills a Thousand Knives, Wang Stupid Who Cuts Off Brains......"

"Damn, when did I offend her? It's ruthless enough, the three of them cursed and beat the villain here in the middle of the night. Wang Stupid touched his head, confused, he really couldn't understand when he offended Cao Sushu again.

"Shoot you, kill you, kill you bastard, let you hide women at home, kill you, I'll kill you bastard......"

The more Cao Sushu thought about it, the more angry she became, scolding and punching and kicking.

"Fainted...... When did I hide a woman at home? Wang Du suddenly petrified.

"Wang stupid, I hate you, I hate you!"

Cao Susu struggled and suddenly squatted on the ground and sobbed.

Suddenly, Wang Fool had a flash of inspiration and slapped his head violently, he remembered that when Cao Crispy sent something to Xiao Hei to eat just now, he didn't let her into the house, obviously, this is a bit abnormal for Cao Crispy, because usually when Cao Crispy came to visit, Wang Fool would let her play with Xiao Hei for a while before leaving.

No wonder, no wonder! can't blame Cao Sushu for being too careful, or his behavior is too weird.

It seems that it is necessary to play, otherwise, Cao Susu will definitely not be able to play here.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Wang Stupid coughed twice and walked out from behind the tree with a flying sword.

"Ah...... Stupid brother! Cao Shushu was so frightened that he let out a scream and stood up suddenly, only to see clearly that it was Wang Stupid.

"It's me."

"You...... You...... What are you doing here? Cao Susu, who was stained with tears, looked at the cold and flickering long sword in Wang Du's hand.

"Robbery!" Wang Stupid walked up to Cao Shushu with a wicked smile, raised his long sword, and rested on Cao Shushu's shoulder.

"I don't have any money, can I rob the sex?" Cao Sushu looked at Wang Stupid pitifully.

"Ahem......" Wang choked stupidly.

Looking at Wang's stupid appearance, Cao Sushu sneered and laughed, pear blossoms with rain, charming and lovely.

"If you rob the color, you will rob the color!" Wang Fool's heart fluttered, the long sword in his hand flickered, and he held Cao Su's crisp and smooth chin, "Take off your clothes yourself." ”

"Stupid dude...... I...... I'm afraid ......" Cao Susu felt the sharp tip of the sword that was pressing on the cold, and his body suddenly froze, and he didn't dare to move, for fear that the tip of the sword would stab his throat.

"Take it off!" Wang stupidly laughed.

"You...... You...... You can't be real, right? Cao Sushu was so frightened that she trembled, her delicate body was trembling, and tears actually flowed down again.

"I'm kidding." Wang Fool saw that he had played, and hurriedly put away his long sword.

"Scared the hell out of me."

Cao Shu burst into tears and laughed, threw himself on Wang Fool's chest, waved a pair of pink fists, and beat Wang Fool's strong chest fiercely.

"I didn't hide women." Wang Du stroked Cao Sushu's long hair.

"Ah...... You...... Are you eavesdropping on me? Cao Susu jumped away as if he had been pricked by a needle.

"Sister Crispy, are you so loud, do you need to eavesdrop?" Wang Stupid had an innocent expression on his face.

"Where...... Which...... Why didn't you let me in? Cao Susu asked with a pout.

"I'm working on this sword, why don't I think so much, I just want to send you away quickly." Wang Stupid said with a sad face.

"Really?"

"If there is half a lie, the sky will thunder...... Five horses split into corpses! Wang Du immediately swore to the sky.

"Swear again." Cao Susu wiped her tears and gave Wang Du a blank look.

"It's okay, it's not raining today." Wang Stupid smiled and glanced at the sky, although the sky was dark, like a black cauldron pressing on the top, there was no sign of thunder and lightning.

"Alright, I believe you." Cao Su's eyes were like silk, and he looked at Wang Stupid with a smile. At this time, she was really happy, and the gloom just now was swept away.

"Well, I believe that it is secondary, but, crispy, we used to say good, we can't beat, we can't scold, we can't hate! Do you remember? Wang Fool said with a straight face.

"I ...... I ......" Cao Sushu was suddenly speechless.

"Crispy, I'm not kidding. You're a simple and lovely girl, and I'm a bastard scumbag, if you want to be friends with me, you'll definitely suffer a lot of grievances, it was like this before, and it will be like this in the future, if you lose your temper like this at every turn, and don't go home in the middle of the night, put yourself in danger, if it wasn't me just now, it's a bad person, what will happen to the result?! ”

"I ......"

"I know that as a result, you will not only hate the person who killed you, but also hate me, because, in your opinion, it is because I hid a woman in my room and let you do this, the problem is, I don't even know what happened!"

"I'm sorry......" Cao Shushu lowered his head, not daring to look at Wang Du's eyes, and his voice was so weak that he could hardly hear it.

"If sorry were useful, there wouldn't be so many tragedies in this world."

"I won't, stupid brother."

"You have to promise me, whenever you are angry, you want to promise me that you can't beat, scold, or hate these three conditions, okay?"

“…… All right. ”

"Then go home and sleep!"

After Wang Fool dropped a sentence, he walked away.

"Bastard ......" When Cao Shushu reacted, Wang Du had already disappeared without a trace, and he was so angry that he was angry.

"You can't fight, you can't scold, you can't hate. Go home! In the distance, there was a faint voice from Wang Du, as if it was already hundreds of meters away.