"That's right! At this time, we were a little tight on money. The green-haired gangster also said in a strange manner.

Seeing the angry appearance of these two people, the surrounding diners lowered their heads, for fear of human disaster, and Xiaoyu also hid behind Chang Wu.

Chen Haoran frowned and didn't speak, in his eyes, these two gangsters always had a bit of a bluff, he wanted to see, what did these two gangsters want to do?

And Aunt Liu saw the dress of these two gangsters, her face changed slightly, and she hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, no problem." The two little brothers can afford our noodle restaurant. ”

"Yes, worthy of being a businessman, with eyes." The tall thug shook the metal chain on his hand, then pulled a stool and sat down, and said angrily: "For the sake of your knowledge, in the future, your shop will be covered by Lao Tzu." ”

Hearing this, Aunt Liu couldn't react for a while, "What do the two little brothers mean?" ”

"Why, can't you understand people? In the future, your shop will be covered, so you have to pay protection money. The tall thug snapped and slapped the table.

"Protection money?" Aunt Liu, who encountered this kind of thing for the first time, had a bitter face, "Two little brothers, we are just a small business, how can we have the money to pay protection fees!" ”

And Chen Haoran's eyes slowly narrowed, thinking about how to clean up these two gangsters and not make trouble for Aunt Liu.

But then, Chen Haoran was a little surprised that a scene happened, and he saw that the green-haired gangster couldn't help but show unbearable expression, and pulled it at the moment, the tall gangster, "Brother Gao, they are just one who buys knives and cuts noodles, I'm afraid they really don't have much money." ”

"Shut up!" The tall thug slapped the green-haired thug's head, "What are the guidelines for being a gangster?" ”

"Pick a soft pinch." The green-haired gangster said hurriedly.

"What is the essential element of being a gangster?" The tall thug asked loudly.

"Ruthless and shameless." The green-haired bastard replied again.

"And now, what are you going to do?" Tall bastard.

"Collect protection money." Green-haired gangsters.

"Then what are you doing in a daze?" The tall thug shouted.

When the green-haired bastard heard this, he gritted his teeth, and then tried to make a look like I was awesome, and shouted loudly: "Auntie, hurry up and pay the protection fee, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." ”

"SB, you! When have you ever seen someone call someone an aunt? Look at mine. The tall thug scolded and slapped the table with his hand, "I sue you, and the acquaintance will give us the protection money, otherwise I will let you make this store impossible to open." ”

Watching the two of them learn and sell now, and the scholars collect protection money, I don't know why, not only did not scare people, but they were full of joy.

Even Aunt Liu, who was extremely nervous at the beginning, had a smile on her face, but the diners who were originally scared to bow their heads raised their heads and ate while watching.

No matter how you look at it, it's like watching a sketch.

And Chen Haoran's squinted eyes were also full of smiles, thinking about how to clean up these two teases for a while.

"Ugh!" Looking at Aunt Liu's smiling face, the green-haired gangster pulled the tall gangster, "Brother Gao, it seems that you didn't scare anyone." ”

"No way, wait a minute." The tall gangster, as he spoke, took out his mobile phone, and then took a look at his mother, how to charge protection money, and then after reciting the lines in his mouth a few times, he threw the mobile phone to the green-haired gangster.

Just when the green-haired gangster was learning kung fu, the tall gangster snapped again, slapped the table, pointed his finger at Aunt Liu's nose, and roared loudly: "I want to, hurry up and hand over the protection money, otherwise Lao Tzu will smash your shop." ”

The movement outside finally aroused the idea of Uncle Liu, who was busy in the kitchen, Uncle Liu hurriedly walked out with a smile, when he saw the green-haired gangster who was flipping through his mobile phone, he couldn't help but feel a little weird, but Uncle Liu still cautiously laughed and said: "Two big brothers, we are a small business, we can't make a few dollars a month, please raise your hand." The two of you are here today, eat and drink as much as you want. ”

"Get out of your mother's house, do you have the money to invite these SBs to dinner, but don't you have the money to give Lao Tzu and pay protection money? Lao Tzu looks at your store, I don't want to open it anymore, right? Seeing that there was finally a person who was afraid of them, the tall gangster suddenly entered the state, and according to the gangster's guidelines, he kicked the table to the ground with his foot, and then pointed his finger around, "Get out of the way, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

Seeing this, Chen Haoran frowned, but before he could speak, the green hair, who had just finished studying, found Chen Haoran, who looked thin, closest to him, and showed dissatisfaction in accordance with the gangster guidelines.

I saw that the green hair was good at Chen Haoran all the time, "Paralyzed, what to see, get out of here, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

Greenfur said, pulling out a fruit knife from his trouser pocket, and then carefully unwrapped the newspaper outside.

Obviously, this green hair was afraid that he would be scratched by a fruit knife, so the newspaper was wrapped very thickly, and several layers of tape were wrapped on it, and the green hair did not remove it for a long time.

Seeing that Chen Haoran was anxious for him, he couldn't help but remind: "You bite the tape with your teeth, and it will be opened as soon as you tear it." ”

"Oh! Thank you! Lu Mao thanked him, and then began to do what Chen Haoran said.

Looking at the somewhat cute green hair, Chen Haoran almost couldn't help laughing, but for the sake of people working so hard to collect protection money, Chen Haoran could only hold back.

The others were also dumbfounded, this pair of gangsters was really beyond their understanding.

This time, the relatively shrewd tall gangster was annoyed, and slapped it on the head of the green-haired gangster again, "You're stupid!" When have you ever seen a thug say thank you to someone? ”

"Ahh Oh! The green-haired gangster, who was busy with his work, responded aggrievedly, and then glanced at Chen Haoran resentfully, as if he was blaming Chen Haoran and causing him to be beaten.

"Oh, my mother." Chen Haoran slapped his head, he really couldn't stand it.

Nima, I've never seen such a cute, funny and second-class gangster in my life.

"What to call, what to shout." When the green-haired gangster said this, he glanced at his phone again, "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you to death." ”

The green-haired gangster said, and gestured in front of Chen Haoran with a dagger.

"Don't mess around, I'll give money, I'll give money." Aunt Liu, who was afraid that Chen Haoran would be scratched by the green-haired gangsters, changed her face slightly, and then ran to the counter in great distress and took the money from it.

"Aunt Liu, you can't give them money......" Chen Haoran just wanted to stop Aunt Liu.

Seeing that the tall gangster who was about to succeed saw this, he immediately shouted, "Green hair, according to the gangsters' guidelines, the people who organized us to collect protection money are all bad people, and the fruit knife will cut him." By the way, cut according to the arms and legs, these two places will not be killed. ”

"Good!" The green-haired gangster glanced at Chen Haoran's arms and legs, then picked up his mobile phone again, and after looking for his lines, he waved his dagger and slashed towards Chen Haoran's arm, "Paralyzed, Lao Tzu hacked you to death." ”

This time, the diners who originally watched the play again were all scared away.

These two gangsters are a little cute and a little funny, but now they are starting to use knives, and if they don't run, they are SB.

"Don't." Aunt Liu.

"Stop." Uncle Liu.

"Brother Chen." Tsunetake.

"Ahh Light rain.

At this moment, except for Zang Ao, everyone put their hearts to their throats.

And Aunt Liu and Uncle Liu's faces turned white.

But the next moment, I saw the dagger in the hand of the green-haired gangster, which inexplicably arrived in Chen Haoran's hand, and then the green-haired gangster hugged his arm and screamed.

That's not all, and then, I saw that the dagger, as if it was alive in Chen Haoran's hand, flashed with white light, and slashed towards the green hair.

"Don't!" The green hair was immediately frightened, he was a gangster, he was not Iron Man!

This dagger is inserted, and he still doesn't die of pain?

Especially on the chest and stomach, it was not a passing coolness, but a scared green-haired gangster, who almost peed his pants.

"I don't want to die, I don't want to be cut by a thousand cuts!"

The green-haired gangster was so frightened that he screamed, and the tall gangster was so frightened that he ran out of the ground, "Help! Killed, killed. ”

The screams of the two thugs really frightened many people, especially the pieces of cloth that flew down on the green-haired gangsters, in their eyes, turned into pieces of meat.

At this moment, except for Zang Ao, everyone's faces changed.

But then, they found out that something was wrong, it is said that the green-haired bastard, who had been slashed so many knives, should have been bleeding a long time ago, but now they didn't see a drop of blood, not to mention, this green-haired bastard, and the louder he shouted, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like an injured person.

"Uh, what's going on?"

Everyone forgot their fear at once, and looked at the green-haired gangster, only to see that the black skeleton in the middle of the black-haired T-shirt was gone.

The entire T-shirt was turned into a cut-out outfit, revealing the belly at the back.

At this time, the green-haired gangsters were still shouting and screaming, and seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but feel disdain.

"SB thing, you dare to be a gangster, it's a shame for the gangster." Chen Haoran slapped on the head of the green-haired gangster.

"Ahh Don't kill me, don't kill me. The green-haired thug grabbed his head and squatted on the ground.

"Get out! Kill you, I don't want to dirty my hands. Chen Haoran kicked the green-haired gangster and kicked him to the ground.

But the green-haired bastard, not only did he stop screaming, but he jumped up from the ground at once, and then touched his belly, until he was sure that he had not been cut by a thousand knives, let alone disemboweled, and suddenly shouted happily, "Hahaha, I'm not dead, hahaha, I'm not dead." ”

"If you scream again, you won't be able to." Chen Haoran looked at this little bit of a gangster, and was a little speechless for a while.

"Ahh Don't. Chen Haoran's words scared the green-haired gangsters into screams, and they ran out without even saying anything about the scene.