Chapter 51: Master, Have You Heard of the Divine Decree?

The master didn't care about the fake 'Situ Hong' who fell to the ground, sat on the chair with his buttocks, grabbed the chopsticks and began to eat, and didn't forget to say hello while eating, "Come, eat quickly, this meat won't taste good when it's cold, and you, what are you doing sitting on the ground, come and eat together......!" ”

What's going on? Master, hospitality doesn't take such a thing, she's a bad person!

I looked at the fake 'Situ Hong' who fell to the ground with vigilance, and slowly sat down on the chair, and the fake 'Situ Hong' was not polite, got up and sat on the chair, grabbed the chopsticks and ate it regardless of it.

The shopkeeper walked back with three pots of wine at the right time, and began to chatter as soon as he walked in front of us, "How does it taste?" I'm not wrong, the chef of our small shop is a good hand, there is no one who has eaten the dishes he cooks within a hundred miles without praising him, come, these three pots of wine are old, guaranteed to your appetite, the wine is the fragrance of Chen, drinking wine and eating meat has always been the pride of the Jianghu people, I went to see the kitchen, other dishes are ready to ......! With that, he put the flask on the table, turned and ran away.

Can you pause for a moment, Forehead God?!

The master is not polite, grabbing a pot of wine and opening it, without using a wine glass, just drink it to the mouth of the pot, this is bold!

While eating, I secretly glanced at the fake 'Situ Hong' on the side, she was eating meat regardless of it, and reached out and grabbed a pot of wine and drank it with her head up, alas, it seems that they are all people in the rivers and lakes!

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Then the shopkeeper served the second course, the third course, and the fourth course ....... When each dish comes up, the plate of the previous dish must be empty, I looked at the two people in front of me, master, you are a foodie, forget it, why is there another foodie? And this extra foodie is still our enemy, can foodies also be contagious?!

When the shopkeeper said that it was already the last dish, the entire wooden table was already full of empty plates, and there must be twenty or thirty of them, and you said that even if the dishes were not big, the people who could eat all these dishes should be supported into fat people.

I watched in amazement as the master took the last sip of the wine from the glass, and then wiped his mouth.

The master stood up and looked at the fake 'Situ Hong', "Now you can tell us, who are you?!" ”

The fake 'Situ Hong' raised her eyes to look at the master, her eyes were full of disdain, but this look of disdain was fleeting, and I saw her slowly fall to the ground.

I opened my mouth wide and looked at what was happening in front of me, damn me, what's going on?

The master wiped his mouth and said with a satisfied smile: "I have long known that you have a hard mouth, do you really think that this meal is for nothing?!" After speaking, he turned his head to look at me, "I said apprentice, this is not your insider, you can't see it so obviously, and you said that you have had sex with you?!" She's not your lady in the first place, you can't even see that? Alas! After saying that, he shook his head.

Uh......, what's that, people...... When I came to this time and space, I was a virgin, where did I know the difference between different rooms in the same room?! I glanced at the master embarrassedly and lowered my head, but instantly raised my head and stared at the master, "What, master, see that you have been drugged without knowing it, do you often do this?" Do you have a lot of experience in this area? ”

The master ignored my words, stared at her and whispered, "Look at what she has on her?" ”

I was busy squatting down and just wanted to touch it but stopped, so empty-handed to touch a girl's family, I don't know if Lu Dao is considered a hooligan? But this stop is also a moment's work, hehe, with my small body, it is estimated that the former owner did not even have the opportunity to touch the girl's hand, not to touch the white, not to touch, not to bed, I touch me touch me to touch!

With great excitement, I stretched out my sinful hands!

Just as I was about to touch her body, the master shouted, "What ...... is on her waist?" ”

"Nani?" I reflexively stopped my movements and looked at her waist.

The red clothes on the fake 'Situ Hong' are the same as Situ Hong's, which has enough reason to believe that this dress was taken off from Situ Hong's body, but the pale yellow on this waist is really indistinguishable if you don't look closely, I picked up the pale yellow, it's a letter!

I straightened up and handed the letter to my master.

The master opened the letter without saying a word.

I looked at the master, master, don't you know that it is illegal to break someone's letter without permission? Violating other people's privacy, uh, sorry, it seems that there is no privacy in this day and age!

The master tore the letter out of the envelope, shook it off, and gave it to me after just one look, "Look, what's written on it?" ”

I took the letter and spread out the letterhead, only to see that the paper was written in dense letters with a brush, I only glanced at it and was shocked, I, I really broke the law!

The master looked at my face and asked, "What is written on it?" ”

I raised my head and looked at the master, and said a little depressedly, "Master, have you heard of the holy decree?" ”

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To tell the truth, in fact, I really don't have a score in my heart, I used to watch TV as long as the emperor's holy decree was 'Fengtian carries the emperor's edict' and so on, but this letter is too shabby, a piece of broken paper has these eight words written at the beginning, this is really a holy decree?

I continued to read, it took me a long time to figure it out, combined with the content of the whole letter, that is, the country has been the country and the people, there are a small number of lawbreakers who disrupt social order and destroy stability and unity, in order to eliminate these troublemakers, all people of insight should be combined to jointly crack down on these illegal and criminal activities, serve the country and win glory for the country, otherwise I'm sorry for the country, sorry for the people, and even my eighteenth generation of ancestors are sorry for the farther away, and the last sentence says to catch a few people who colluded with the red fox, including my name, Damn, is this a holy decree? You said that I recruited someone to provoke whom, I took my wife, my master and my own bodyguard all the way to Beijing to serve the country, to complete my good career, and now I am actually regarded as a thief, I have been wronged!!

I looked at the master and roughly said the content of the letter, and the master looked at me thoughtfully, and only after a long time did he slowly speak: "Apprentice, have you met anyone along the way?" ”

"Who did you meet?" I slowly recalled, "There are too many, there are Senior Mo, there are walking corpses, there are Duan Ming, there are Wang Wu, there are red foxes, and Hao Chushi, you know what to do, and there are a lot of people who can't say their names, what's wrong?" ”

The master analyzed: "Red fox? But the female thief who occupies the mountain? ”

"That's her!" I nodded busily.

"I'm afraid you're being mistaken for being with her!"

"Who's with her? Such a low-grade criminal gang has no skills at all, so I won't join her! ”

"It doesn't matter if you're with her or not, it doesn't matter if she has skills or not, the important thing is that you've been considered by others to be with her!" The master continued, looking at me after speaking, "What do you mean by 'technical content'?" ”

I looked at the master in front of me, I said, my master has the style of Tang Sanzang back then! "Don't worry about the technical content for now, what should I do now?" I asked.

The master took a deep look at the imposter who was still lying on the ground, thought for a moment, and suddenly raised his head, just when I thought that the master could say something grandiose, I saw the master hold his breath and raise his head, shouting: "Little Er, check out ......!" ”

I sweat!

The shopkeeper ran over like this, holding a small bookkeeping book in his hand, and as soon as he ran to us, he only glanced at the fake 'Situ Hong' who fell to the ground, and began to count the empty plates on the wooden table without changing his face and heartbeat.

I looked at him, I damn it, the psychological quality is so good?!

The shopkeeper counted them one by one, and after a while, he raised his head and looked at the master, "Guest officer, the three of you have ordered a total of thirty-nine dishes, a total of ......," said after a meal, looked at the small book, and his eyes lit up as if he had picked up money, "Two taels of silver!" ”

"Well said!" The master looked at him, "You find the gold leaf just now, erase the remaining odds, and give me a whole one!" ”

"Gold leaf? What gold leaf? The shopkeeper pretended to be stupid.

"Damn, this is a blatant forcible robbery, didn't that gold leaf just throw it into your hands, what's the matter? Kidnapping, huh? As for your crime, at least it is called petty theft, and at worst it is fraud! Do you know that fraud is punishable by jail time? Damn, still look at me? Look at me again, look at me again and I'll drink you up! What's the matter, I'm scared of you when you look at me? I glared at the shopkeeper fiercely, ready to roll up my arms and sleeves, but the shopkeeper in front of me still had an innocent and blank expression, and I couldn't tell that it was fake at all!

Damn, it's a pity that you don't act!

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