Ye Fan hates two kinds of people the most in his life, one is a woman who looks like a man, and the other is a man who looks like a woman.

And Bailuohe is one of them, if it weren't for the dishes on this table, Ye Fan would have the urge to disfigure him, a good man doesn't do it, he has to have a woman's face, your little chicken @ chicken won't be artificially bred, right?

Bai Luohe's mouth was open, looking at Ye Fan's wind and clouds, and the autumn wind swept away another chicken leg like a fallen leaf, and said speechlessly: "Brother Fan, you won't be a starving ghost, right?" ”

"Let's have another braised pork, it's almost full." Ye Fan threw away the chicken bones, joke, from yesterday to now, it's been a day and a night, and I haven't had time to eat a meal, so I fought for you again, who will you eat if you don't eat?

Bai Luohe stood up and went to buy braised pork.

Looking at Ye Fan's bowl of braised pork again, Bai Luohe breathed a sigh of relief, for fear that Ye Fan would die: "Brother Fan, can you promise me now?" ”

Ye Fanna picked his teeth with a toothpick, with a question mark on his face: "What promise you?" ”

"Teach me kung fu, roar hey, yesterday's one, the one who was handsome and cool, if I knew those two boys, I wouldn't have to be chased here by those hooligans." Bai Luohe was excited when he remembered the scene he saw yesterday.

"People are hooligans chasing them." Ye Fan looked at a girl diagonally opposite, the girl was wearing a straight skirt, and when she was eating, she inadvertently parted her legs, and the white pants inside were exposed, and a Mickey Mouse was actually painted on them.

The university is good, you can enjoy such a beautiful scenery when you eat, it is really beautiful and delicious.

"Brother Fan, didn't I tell you, it was that beautiful woman who seduced me, I thought she had a crush on me, who knew that it was to release my pigeon, this matter is thanks to you, otherwise it would be miserable." When Bai Luohe talked about this, he still had palpitations.

This kid is a typical beautiful man, a boy and a girl, and is deeply loved by the girls of the Hahan Hari clan, but this person is born with a heavy taste, he only likes mature @ women, but he has little interest in girls, which makes Ye Fan extremely disdainful.

Come out to mix, where do you pay so much attention to it, and you don't eat free snacks, are you stupid?

Ye Fan is not so poor and exquisite, although the girl opposite looks average, but she has a good figure and white thighs, Ye Fan also unceremoniously looked at the Mickey Mouse over and over again.

"Brother Fan, do you agree or not? If you agree, I'll call you master in the future. Bai Luohe thought about Ye Fanna's trick of pulling the wind and killing people yesterday, and his heart itched, if he did this in front of his beloved woman, what would it be.

"I don't know much kung fu, but I often kill pigs in my hometown, and I'm just a little quicker, so do you want to learn to kill pigs with me? It's better to forget it, but it's going to kill me, no, I have to go back to sleep, digest and digest, and I have to work the night shift at night, this goddamn scoundrel. "Ye Fan had already called Liu Min a hooligan last night, this guy is actually a hooligan.

Bai Luohe didn't know who Ye Fan was talking about, and when he heard Ye Fan say that he used to be a pig killer, he was immediately discouraged, but he still felt suspicious, so he said: "Brother Fan, I also learn the tricks of killing pigs, in this way, you think about it, I will invite you to go out to play at night, now I have to go to class, high mathematics, the teacher is a big beauty, I am fascinated by a person, I am late, there is no place in front." Bai Luohe stood up with a smile.

"High math?" Ye Fan asked, and the BMW beauty who brought disaster to the country and the people immediately jumped out of his mind, "Can you listen?" ”

"Brother Fan, you don't also want to see beautiful women, right?" Bai Luohe asked with a smile.

"Cut, I'll be like you? So many people are crowded, just to see people, there is no interest, I have to go back to sleep, who has the time. Ye Fan picked his teeth and walked out of the restaurant on tap.

Bai Luohe smiled, and hurriedly ran to occupy a seat, Shen Ruoxi, that is the perfect goddess in his mind, even if it is just a close look, it is also a supreme enjoyment.

It feels so good that someone has a treat, Ye Fan burped as he walked, and felt that it was necessary to accept Bai Luohe's apprentice, the master and apprentice were like father and son, and he didn't need to kowtow to say goodbye, at least it wasn't too much to ask for a meal every day.

This kid has a famous brand, he said that he still has a car, look at today's watch, he doesn't look like a stingy person, although he looks a little too girly, but without him, how to set off his masculinity?

Huajing University is very large, Ye Fan walked for a while before coming to the administrative building, but there is also an artificial river in the middle, this artificial river almost zigzags the entire Huajing University, which is full of water lilies, and there are tailed red fish swimming in it, which is full of interest.

There were still dozens of meters to the passage, Ye Fan looked at the surroundings, ran two steps, supported with one hand, the person had already stepped on the lever, shot towards the opposite side, and then pressed the opposite railing with both hands, and his legs had gently floated over the railing and fell to the ground steadily.

After walking a few steps, he was about to bypass the parking space and enter the building from the back door, when he saw the laces of a shoe spread out, Ye Fan squatted down and tied the shoelace.

The shoelaces were fastened, and before he could stand up, there was already a screeching brake sound from the back door, and as soon as Ye Fan turned his head, a red sedan was menacing, heading straight for Ye Fan's buttocks.

Ahh

The red fish in the artificial river swished, and they all got under the lotus leaves, and the cry just now was so terrifying.

Shen Ruoxi's sexy mouth was open, and her liver was beating carefully, almost jumping out of her throat.

Oh my God, I hit someone, and it looks like I knocked someone away.

There is a math class for Shen Ruoxi this afternoon, but Shen Ruoxi has other urgent matters, and he hurried to the school after he was busy.

Just thinking of the room full of students, even the door was crowded with boys, Shen Ruoxi felt that it was better not to be late, but when the time came, there would be hundreds of little perverts staring at their buttocks, and they would always see themselves on the podium.

Shen Ruoxi has experienced that scene, and now he can feel hot in his ass and face when he thinks about it.

Shen Ruoxi didn't believe that his eyes could kill people, but his eyes could burn people, and Shen Ruoxi really felt it.

Therefore, Shen Ruoxi is in such a hurry, and it will open very quickly before arriving at the parking space, this parking space is in the innermost, and it is very hidden to bypass the building, she never thought that someone would be in such a windy posture here@ Eyes facing the sky, waiting for herself to collide, is it engaging in performance art?

Don't be okay? Don't.

Shen Ruoxi prayed, pressing one hand on his plump chest, calming the extremely nervous heartbeat, the other hand had already opened the car door, and quickly got out of the car, his high heels were crooked, his body staggered, Shen Ruoxi grabbed the handlebar, and finally did not fall.

Shen Ruoxi hurriedly walked to the front of the car: "Classmate, are you okay?" ”

Hey? No one?

By the way, it was obviously a collision, how could it be in front of the car, Shen Ruoxi looked at the grass in front of him, huh? Still no one.

How so? It's over, how can you fly so far and not hit the wall, right? In that case, this person is really dead.

Shen Ruoxi didn't care about anything else, and was about to walk forward with his feet raised.

"Ouch, it hurts me, teacher, here." Ye Fan's half-dead screams came from the ground.

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