Chapter Sixty-Eight: I'm scared to pee
"Officer, do you think I have a driver's license?"
Seeing that the policewoman caught the toad and wanted to squeeze out the momentum of Telunsulai, Gu Jihai said helplessly.
Gu Jihai was speechless. The law stipulates that the age of obtaining a motor vehicle driver must be at least 18 years old, and at his age, asking for his driver's license is not the same as forcing a piglet to get a piglet.
However, looking at the appearance of this policewoman who seems to have come early with menopause, what else can she do? Recruit it, if you don't recruit it, you have to be kicked by this police sister to get a driver's license.
"Hmph, I think you look like you have a criminal record!" Chu Junxin pulled a black face for interrogating the prisoner and closed the coffin.
I'll let you go, and I'll let you say anything. So, big sister, what are you doing as a traffic policeman? It's a pity not to be a criminal policeman, it's better to catch the criminal police and the judge with one hand, and arrest the prisoner and try it himself, not to mention that the criminal can't escape, even Lei Feng can't escape.
Of course, these words of slander in his heart, Gu Jihai said that he did not dare to say it.
Look at this police elder sister with a fierce look, more fierce than the scars carved on the face of the underworld, it is estimated that Sanda Taekwondo or something, at least there is an eighteen or nineteen paragraphs, you can casually punch Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten, just yourself, a hairy child who has just come out of kindergarten for five or six years, or talk to her about civilization and politeness.
"Hehe, sister policewoman, on this Tantan Street, between people coming and going, let's not make trouble. I don't care about anything else, as far as my appearance is concerned, although it is not popular among thousands of girls, it has reached countless royal sisters, so it is also a good face. said that I had a criminal record, and even the father of the little aunt of the sixth grandmother of the fifth aunt didn't believe it. Gu Jihai lowered his eyebrows and smiled obediently.
I haven't seen you for two days, and Sister Police Flower has a long temper.
"Father Gu Daoyuan, mother Tang Mei, my name Gu Jihai, the only son in the family, ancestral home in Jiangnan, Gujia Village, Shuilong Township, Xiaoxiang District, Xiaoxiang City, where the household registration is located, was born in poverty, and there are three generations of farmers in the family." Chu Junxin ignored Gu Jihai's hippie smile, and memorized Gu Jihai's origin information like a stream.
Word for word, Gu Jihai was shocked in his heart.
It seems that Sister Police Flower hates herself very much. The eighteen generations of the ancestors have been poured out of the little spicy police flowers.
Of course, Gu Jihai was not stupid enough to ask the other party how this information came from. She has already served as the squadron leader of the traffic police brigade at a young age, you say that she has no background, no background, no relationship, do you believe it? And she was originally a policeman, although she was only a traffic policeman, but she was just investigating the relevant information of a little kid and she couldn't catch it, you think the public security bureau's population information is fake across the country.
"It seems that Sister Police Flower is still very concerned about her little brother. That's right, the person you're talking about is just that. Gu Jihai has always believed in the wise saying that he doesn't hit a smiling person, but he used to make bad mistakes when he used to run business before, and he smiled a little cheaply: "Since my beautiful sister knows me so well, you should know that our family is a good citizen of the eighteenth generation." Born innocently. In ancient times, the champions were all innocent flowers like us. ”
"Hmph, your ancestors are very innocent, but you"
Chu Junxin sneered: "Even if the root is good, it is inevitable that one or two black sheep will appear by chance. You say, how did the car you drive come about? BMW 5 Series, not bad. I haven't seen a luxury car in a small town, except for the one you drive. ”
"Eldest sister, it turns out that you are a rich hater. If I drive a Santana, won't you come up and check your driver's license? Gu Jihai smiled bitterly.
"Hatred of the rich? Does this rich mean you? Can you afford a wheel? Tell me how you got this car. Don't tell me, your eighteen-generation ancestors have been doing hard labor for generations, and they have saved up money to buy you all the cars now. Chu Junxin sneered at the corner of her mouth, and her smile made Gu Jihai's teeth cold.
"You mean this car, this time" Gu Jihai breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to explain, but before he finished speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Chu Junxin.
"Don't speak, I now suspect that you stole and smuggled a luxury car, an international luxury car thief, you were arrested, put your hands on your head, get out of the car!"
"International luxury car thief, Sister Police Flower, let's stop playing, okay, at my age, it's not enough to go out of the province." Gu Jihai had a headache, could this be the legendary crime of desire and personal vendetta in the communiqué, it was too obvious: "In fact, the farthest I have gone is to walk around the streets of the city in the center of the district, and I have never taken the intercity shuttle. Don't scare me, I'm not old, I'm timid, I'm scared and crying, and you can't coax me. ”
"Dare to threaten the police, you suspect is still extremely vicious, give me my head in my hands and come out quickly!" Chu Junxin's tone became more and more aggressive.
Eldest sister, the most vicious thing is whether you are good or not.
What a retribution. Last time, I was fatally pitted by a beautiful policeman, but this time I was going to be killed by a beautiful policeman.
Gu Jihai glanced around, where did the TMD people die. Why are even those aunts who buy vegetables gone? Where did the death go? Damn, you can't do the profession of a vegetable seller. How can even the traffic police be afraid. When have you ever seen a traffic police officer doing the work of a city manager? Really, there is no future.
The most powerful killer weapon has been abolished martial arts, Gu Jihai is sad. I want to die, and I cry so much that I cry so much that I cry so badly that I shed blood and tears.
As soon as he saw Gu Ji's thief head and thief's brain, Chu Junxin, who had eaten a trench and grown wise, immediately knew it in his heart, and suddenly became furious.
Okay, you're a fat kid. Dare to use that trick. Look at your aunt and grandmother today if you don't kill you!
Chu Junxin secretly swore that if she didn't make a little villain today, her aunt and grandmother would not be surnamed Chu!
"Poof!"
Chu Junxin slammed his foot on the door of the BMW again: "Put your hands on your head, come out for me, if you don't come out, I'll pull out my gun!" For the felons who are arrested in the most vicious way, they must be shot on the spot! ”
I'll it!
Gu Jihai was almost scared.
Why are the police so good now, even the traffic police come out to patrol the streets and press the road with guns, oh my God. God, you can kill me with a thunderbolt, this world is too crazy!
Now, Gu Jihai doesn't even have the spare time to feel sorry for the fat man's BMW car, and the grievances and the pitiful innocent look at the beautiful policewoman, worrying that he will be eaten by this beautiful and irritable policewoman today, eat, eat, or eat!