Chapter 269: One Hundred Years of Hanging on the Hook

"Woo woo 616161616161 Cao Shushu burst into tears and motioned to Wang Du to help her pull the socks in her mouth.

"No, what if you bite your tongue and kill yourself? You bear with me first, I'll see if I can help you refine the crystals of the lava fruit through my clothes. ”

Wang Stupid was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he let Cao Sushu understand his hard work earlier, and regardless of Cao Sushu's struggle, he held her down with one hand, urged the aura with the other, and gently rested on Cao Sushu's full chest.

Reiki didn't work at all.

The crystalline body formed by the lava fruit aura seems to have inherited the attribute of the lava fruit to isolate the aura, and Wang Fool's surging aura is completely excluded.

It seems that other methods other than using the skin as a medium are useless.

Seeing Cao Sushu's fiery red face burning, Wang Fool couldn't care so much, so he let it go, and took off Cao Crisp's shirt three times and five by two, and immediately, the proud snow-white mountain peak was completely exposed to the light, and Wang Fool was dazzled.

When Wang Silly's gaze made contact with Cao Sushu's murderous gaze, it was immediately like a basin of cold water poured on his head, and the trace of desire in his heart was thrown out of the clouds, and he quickly gathered his mind, closed his eyes, and covered his palms in the hot and soft 616161616161 peaks

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Minutes and seconds passed.

With a chill overflowing in his chest, Cao Susu woke up from his shame and indignation, and looked at Wang Stupid who was sitting cross-legged on the side in a daze.

At this time, Wang Fool still had his eyes closed, his face was stern, and although one of his hands was kneading on its plump jade peak, there was not the slightest blasphemy, but there was a solemn sΓΉ.

The surging aura, through the guΓ² king's stupid palm crossed into Cao Sushu's skin, like an army of thousands of horses to kill the crystal, wave after wave, the hard crystalline body was destroyed, disintegrated, became fragmented, and then, turned into ethereal qi and disappeared into Cao Sushu's limbs and hundreds of bones and eight veins.

The diffusion of aura made Cao Sushu extremely comfortable, and the heat like standing in a volcanic crater gradually disappeared.

Cao Susu looked at Wang Stupid blankly, and she saw that large beads of sweat appeared on Wang Stupid's forehead.

Finally, Wang Stupid opened his eyes.

"How does it feel?" Wang Du asked Cao Shushu cautiously.

"Woo woo 616161616161" Cao Susu couldn't speak, so she could only nod.

"Okay, I'm scared to death, it seems that I really want a skin-to-skin blind date."

Wang Fool glanced down, and was immediately attracted by the two tall snow-white jade peaks, and with a face of soul-granting, the palm that was originally placed on the mountain peak actually subconsciously pinched it.

"It feels good!" Wang Fool secretly exclaimed.

"Woo woo woo 616161616161"

"Ah 616161616161" Wang Stupid woke up suddenly, frightened and scattered, and in a hurry, he hurriedly closed his eyes again, pretending to refine the crystals for Cao Shushu.

Looking at Wang Fool, who was seriously pretending to help her treat, Cao Sushu had the urge to vomit blood.

pretending to make a fuss, Wang stupidly covered Cao Susu with a quilt and tore off the socks in his mouth, but he did not loosen the tie for Cao Sushu.

"Release!" Cao Shushu looked at Wang Stupid coldly.

"Don't be in a hurry, we have to make three chapters of the law first."

"What three chapters of the covenant?" Cao Shushu gritted his teeth.

"First, you are not allowed to hit me; Second, you are not allowed to scold me; Third, you must not hate me! ”

"You 616161616161 you take advantage of me, and I am not allowed to hate you?!" Cao Sushu wanted to die, she always felt that Wang Stupid was a little bad, and today, she finally saw Wang Stupid's shamelessness.

"It doesn't matter if you don't agree, I'll keep tying you up until you recover, and then I'll flash people directly, whether you want to die or live is my business, anyway, out of sight."

"I've been tied up! You're not afraid of the police coming to your door? Cao Susu snorted coldly.

"Hehe, I'm a cultivator, will a cultivator be afraid of the police?"

With a flick of Wang Du's palm, a ghost exorcism charm flew out, and at the same time, a huge black bear like a hill appeared, and the small room immediately looked crowded.

"Ah 616161616161" Cao Susu screamed in fright, and her face was discolored.

"Holy! What's your ghost name in the middle of the night! Wang Stupid was startled, stretched out his palm, and the socks were stuffed into Cao Sushu's mouth again.

"Woo woo 616161616161 woo woo 616161616161"

"You have to make sure you don't shout nonsense, and I'll take it out."

"Woo woo woo 616161616161" Cao Susu nodded again and again.

"Wang Stupid ......" Cao Sushu glanced at Wang Stupid and picked up the socks in his hand demonstratively, and suddenly softened.

Wang Stupid waved his hand at Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei, who was originally happy to play with Wang Stupid, immediately looked complaining, and after Wang Stupid drove him away a few times, he reluctantly disappeared.

"Okay, we can talk properly now. Remember what I said? First, you are not allowed to hit me; Second, don't scold me; Third, don't hate me! If you don't agree, I'll keep tying you up until I cure you, and then I'll hide my merit and fame from my stupid brother. Wang stupidly looked at Cao Susu triumphantly, he enjoyed Cao Sushu's deflated expression very much.

"I agree, though, I have the conditions."

"Say, as long as the stupid brother can do it, he will definitely promise you."

"I want to cultivate the truth."

"This ......"

"I don't want to practice Joy Meditation." Cao Shu said hatefully.

"Ahem...... There is no joy in Zen...... I also want to practice Joy Meditation, but the problem is, I don't ...... either."

"You promised?" Cao Sushu's eyebrows showed a hint of joy.

"Nope."

"You ......"

"There's no problem with me teaching you to cultivate the truth, but I also have the conditions."

"You say...... As long as you don't bully me...... I promise you everything I can......" Cao Sushu's face blushed.

"It's still those three points, don't beat me, don't scold me, don't hate me, this is a lifelong promise, otherwise, if one day you are really better than me, thinking of today's incident, your head is hot, you want to kill people and kill me, what should you do?"

"Okay, then you have to promise me one more condition." Cao Sushu's eyes rolled, and it was time to maximize benefits.

"Say it."

"I want a big black bear as a pet."

"Ah...... Hey, if you're not mistaken, it's not a big black bear, and even if I give it to you, you won't be able to handle it. ”

"That ...... Just a puppy, as long as it can be like you just did! ”

"This thing is not something I said to send it, usually, the ghost exorcism beast can only be summoned, not raised, I don't know why the ghost exorcism beast summoned every time is Xiao Hei, as a result, that guy became my pet." Wang Stupid is actually very annoyed, because Xiao Hei is too clingy, and he doesn't want to go back every time he comes out.

"You don't know how to control it?"

"Eldest sister, I don't know myself, how do you ask me to explain it to you, so let's do it, when you can use the exorcism talisman, I will refine the talisman for you, as long as you summon an elephant or an ant at that time, it will not be my business."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I'm not going to be so unlucky to summon an ant, even a rabbit, hey, you can let go of my hand. ”

"Well, let's loosen one first, and in order to prevent you from repenting, we have to swear." Wang Du untied one of Cao Shushu's hands, and then stretched out his little finger.

"What are you doing?" Cao Sushu looked stunned.

"Swear! Come, hang the hook for a hundred years, don't change! ”

"Hanging on the hook for a hundred years, don't change!"

"No, no, not a hundred years." Wang Fool shook his head suddenly.

"Why?" Cao Susu was stunned.

"Cultivators must live for more than a hundred years, we will have a thousand years, and then come back!"

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"Hanging on the hook for a hundred years, not ......"

The two spoke in unison, but found that they were wrong again, and rehearsed several times, and finally implemented the oath.

After swearing, Wang Du untied the messy things on Cao Shushu's body.

"Wang stupid!" Cao Susu, who was loosened, immediately glared at Wang Du.

"Don't beat me, don't scold me, don't hate me!" Wang stupidly looked at Cao Susu triumphantly.

"But I didn't swear I couldn't pinch you!"

Cao Susu grabbed Wang Fool's thigh and pinched it desperately.

"Ah...... Grandma, is it okay to break your oath like this? Wang Stupid was afraid of flashing Cao Sushu, so he didn't dare to urge his true qi to resist, and he screamed again and again when he was pinched. Of course, Wang Du actually enjoys this feeling of flirting.

"Teach me to cultivate the truth." Cao Su puffed up.

"Please get dressed first." Wang Stupid stared at Cao Sushu's chest.

"Ah...... Get out! Get out of here! Cao Sushu looked down, only to find that he was still naked, and suddenly let out a piercing scream.

The king did not dare to stay for a long time, so he fled in the wilderness.

After returning to his room, Wang Fool wiped the sweat from his forehead, coerced and lured, and finally settled the matter of Cao Sushu.

Wang Fool is very satisfied with this result, at least, there are no sequelae.

The most important thing is that in the past ten days, he can justifiably "indecent" Cao Susu, thinking of Cao Sushuang's pair of plump and snow-white jade peaks, Wang Du couldn't help but lick his tongue, and burned himself with lust.

Of course, Wang Du didn't have the idea of developing Cao Susu into a friend, in his opinion, Cao Susu, an outgoing woman with a strong personality, is better to provoke less.

Being able to get a little cheap and eat tofu has already made Wang Du very satisfied.

In addition, a trip to the UK, because Xu Xianxian almost made the brothers turn against each other, although the brothers reconciled in the end, but they were also anxious, in dealing with the relationship between men and women, Wang Du began to be cautious, and did not dare to be as casual as before.

Who to turn to to extinguish the fire?

Wang Stupid, who was lying on the bed, couldn't fall asleep over and over, and his mind filtered the women who had a relationship with him, but he couldn't find one.

Ye Lan must not be good, as long as she touches Ye Lan, Wang Du is sure that the old scout and the six gourd babies will kill them to force them to get married.

Su Xue didn't seem to be able to touch it, but since she canceled the family task, it was not easy for him to touch a finger, and if he came to the door at this time, he was probably asking for trouble.

What about Ouyang Qingqing?

Wang Du pondered it again and again, and found that Ouyang Qingqing was a very rational person, and it was estimated that he would be closed if he went.

Han Bing!

That's right, just Han Bing!

Thinking of Han Bing's fiery body, Wang Stupid couldn't sleep anymore.

"Wang stupid, why are you going?" As soon as Wang Fool went downstairs and opened the door, Cao Susu appeared on the balcony like a ghost.

"I'm in a hurry, go out for a walk."

"Why don't you teach me to cultivate the truth? Definitely going to fool around......"

"Phew!"

As soon as Cao Sushu's words fell, Wang Du had already closed the iron door and disappeared into the darkness.

"Bastard!" Cao Susu was so angry that he straightened his feet.

"Can't scold me!" In the darkness, Wang Fool's voice was heard in the distance.

"You can't beat him, you can't scold him, you can't hate him......"

Cao Shushu muttered to herself and went back to the room to sleep, but she couldn't sleep, her mind was full of Wang Fool's lewd smile, which made her more and more angry, turned over and sat on the edge of the bed, tearing the socks that had been stuffed in her mouth, while racking her brains to think about how to deal with Wang Fool without breaking 616161616161 her oath