"Come out quickly!" Hearing the sound of shouting to catch the thief, Wang Du hurriedly signaled the female soldier to come out.

"Wait......"

The female soldier rushed to the stove with an arrow, picked up the apron that the hostess had placed on the stove and flattened it, picked up the food in the utensils and stuffed it to Wang Du outside the window, and then climbed on the edge of the window and climbed out.

The tragedy happened again, probably because the female soldier's breasts were too full and stuck on the edge of the bed again, and at this time, the voice of shouting to catch the thief was getting closer and closer.

"Help me!" The female soldier shouted loudly to Wang Fool for help.

"I don't dare." Wang Stupid shrugged.

"Hurry up!" The female soldiers were about to cry.

"But you asked me for help." Wang Stupid said with bad intentions.

"Uh-huh, hurry up."

At this time, the female soldier was so anxious that she didn't notice the lewd smile that Wang Fool had recently appeared, but kept urging Wang Fool to help her get out of trouble quickly.

"I did it."

Wang Fool hugged the female soldier's waist with both hands, and his hand was on the top of the plump, and he couldn't help but pinch it.

"What are you doing?!" The female soldier glared at Wang Stupid with a look of shame.

"Do you want me to help?" Wang Fool let go of his hands with an innocent face.

"Hurry up!" At this time, the voice of shouting to catch the thief seemed to be close at hand, and the female soldier could not be reserved.

"Okay, I'm going to do it."

Wang Stupid smiled, grabbed the female soldier's armpit with both hands, and dragged the female soldier's body out of the window façade with just a slight drag.

"They're there!"

As soon as the female soldier's feet hit the ground, a few children ran out of the mobile house next to her and shouted loudly, and then the adults in the distance echoed.

"Run!"

The female soldier picked up the food wrapped in her apron that had been placed on the ground, spread her legs, and ran into the woods.

Looking at the female soldier like a rabbit, Wang Fool inexplicably thought of the word "foodie".

Compared with this female soldier, the so-called foodies on the earth are not in the same plane at all, but people risk their lives to steal food to eat, even if there are pursuers later, they will never give up the food they get.

"Woo Woo Woo ......"

Just when Wang Stupid was thinking wildly, suddenly, a dense gunfire sounded behind him, Wang Stupid was startled, and hurriedly caught up with the female soldier, and the two ran madly in the woods, running for half an hour, only to get rid of the pursuers behind.

"Are they still behind?" The sweaty female soldier propped herself up on a towering tree and breathed heavily.

"We've got rid of them."

"Great." The female soldier's bumpy body suddenly collapsed to the ground directly along the trunk of the tree as if it had no bones.

"Hey, the food is still there." Wang Du saw that the female soldier was still clutching the food wrapped in an apron in her hands.

"Ah...... Food! ”

The female soldier who was originally languishing was reminded by Wang Duyi, and suddenly her spirits were lifted, and she immediately opened her apron, and the food spread out in the spread apron, and the aroma immediately overflowed.

"It's a big gain!"

Wang Stupid looked at the pile of food on the apron and gave a thumbs up to the female soldier.

"Here, this piece rewards you!" The female soldier tore off a piece of meat food similar to the poultry of the earth and handed it to Wang Du.

"Thank you for saving me."

"Willing to help." Wang Fool took the food, glanced at the female soldier's full breasts, and took a bite hard, feeling that his mouth was fragrant, and his taste buds were completely released.

"Hmph." The female soldier was looked at by Wang Stupid's eyes, and immediately thought of the embarrassment when Wang Stupid rescued her, and her face turned red inexplicably.

"It's a pity that there is no wine...... Hey, you wait. Wang stupid sniffed, glanced at the tree, and said to the female soldier, give me your kettle.

"What?" The female soldier handed the kettle that had already been empty at her waist to Wang Du.

"Good food has to be good wine, wait a minute, I'll get some good wine to help you have fun."

Wang Stupid smiled, used all fours, and climbed to the top of the tree like a monkey. In one of the forks of the tree, there is a deep tree hole, and inside the tree hole, there is a fruit wine formed by the fermentation of some animals stored fruits, similar to the monkey wine on the earth.

Wang Fool urged the aura, blew away all the residues around the fruit wine, first filled a little fruit wine and tasted it, the sweet fruit wine flowed into the throat, leaving a fragrant aftertaste.

"Good wine!"

Wang Du poured a few sips one after another, filled a pot with a full pot, and then went down the tree.

"Can you drink this?" The female soldier swallowed her saliva, but she didn't dare to drink.

"It's drinkable, it's sweet."

"Will you get drunk?" The female soldier glanced at Wang Stupid vigilantly.

"No, no, fruit wine has a very low alcohol content, similar to a drink." Wang Du was biting on the food while encouraging the female soldiers to drink.

"Really."

"If there is half a lie, the sky will thunder."

"I believe in you."

Seeing Wang Stupid cursing and swearing, the female soldier seemed to believe that Wang Stupid was an oath, nodded, raised her snow-white neck and took a sip gently. The female soldiers naturally didn't know that Wang Du was the master of swearing.

"How's it taste?" Seeing that the female soldier closed her eyes slightly and her cheeks were red, Wang Stupid asked.

"It's delicious, you didn't lie to me, it's sweet, it's a little sour." The female soldier smiled lightly.

"I won't lie to anyone, just drink, I'll go up and help you fill another pot when you're done."

"Hmm."

……

The two of them had a delicious meal, and you drank it happily, and I didn't know how many pots I drank, and I drank all the fruit wine in the tree hole before stopping.

The alcohol content of fruit wine is not high, but it is easy to get drunk without realizing it, and it has a strong stamina.

Wang Stupid was a little better, the female soldier was drunk and confused, and she directly leaned on Wang Stupid's shoulder and fell asleep.

A gentleman does not deceive the dark room.

Although Wang Stupid is not a good person, if it was Lu Jiao and Su Xue, Wang Stupid would naturally not let go of this kind of frivolous opportunity, but he also disdained to bully a strange weak woman. Wang Stupid didn't move his body, let the female soldier lean on his shoulder, drank all the wine in the kettle while drinking alone, and also leaned against the tree and fell asleep.

Wang Fool dreamed that he was surrounded by countless beasts.

Suddenly, an extremely dangerous aura filled the air, and Wang Du opened his eyes.

When Wang Du opened his eyes, he couldn't help but be surprised, because around him and the female soldiers, there were dense monkey-like animals, but they looked much stronger than monkeys. To be precise, they are more like orangutans on Earth.

One after another, the beasts bared their teeth and stared at Wang Du's vicious eyes, constantly looking at the holes in the tree trunk.

Clearly, they were angry with the king and drank their fruit wine.

At this moment, the female soldier was still sleeping on Wang Stupid's shoulder.

"Wake up, wake up! Wake up! Wang kept shaking the female soldiers.

"Don't make a fuss, let me sleep for a while."

"There are beasts."

"Beast of Prey...... Ah......h

A group of fierce beasts seemed to be frightened by the screams of the female soldiers, and they dispersed and retreated dozens of meters, but it was only a brief retreat, and immediately, the dense beasts swarmed over again, revealing their snow-white sharp teeth, revealing their fierce faces.

"Miss, please let me go." Although Wang Stupid enjoyed being hugged by female soldiers, it was not the time to enjoy the soldiers coming to the city at this time.

"Ah...... I'm sorry. The female soldier suddenly blushed and said weakly.

"Do you know these animals?" Wang Fool asked.

"Orangutan."

"Orangutan?" Wang was stunned.

"Yes, they're good at winemaking, so we call them wine orangutans...... Oops, we stole their drinks, and besides, we're stupid enough to fall asleep here......" said the female soldier with a sad face.

"I'll talk to them, try to negotiate with them, and let them let us go."

"Really?" The female soldier's eyes widened with an incredulous expression.

"You wait."

Wang Du patted the female soldier's shoulder, and muttered a muttering sound in his mouth. Of course, Wang Du doesn't know beast language, he can only use his divine thoughts to communicate with beasts, and when he was in the Sahara, he had communicated with the giant king beast and the dragon of the first star.

Wang Stupid's divine thoughts communicate with the wine orangutan, but it is clear that the wine orangutan's IQ cannot be compared to that of the giant king beast and the dragon, and it is impossible to comprehend the meaning of Wang Stupid. Of course, Wang Stupid has Wang Stupid's method, and immediately exudes a strong killing intent, making the wine orangutan retreat.

The wine orangutan is really a smart animal, they know that they are not Wang Fool's opponent, and let out a low roar slowly dispersed, although they are a little unwilling, but in the face of a strong person like Wang Fool, they can only compromise.

"Do you really know the language of beasts?!" The female soldier looked at the wine orangutan slowly dispersing around her in amazement.

"Yes."

"How did you convince them?" The female soldier asked curiously.

"I say, we are savages, we have weapons on our bodies, and even if they kill us, we will lose both in the end. Also, I said that you are the princess of the barbarians, and if you die here, the barbarians will definitely take revenge, and when the time comes, there will be thousands of barbarian armies to kill the wine apes here. "What Wang Fool is best at is to talk about it.

"That's right...... I'm not a princess. The female soldier's face turned red.

"You are now." Wang Fool smiled slightly.

"Although we have many stories about princesses, we barbarians do not have princesses." The female soldier chuckled and shook her head.

"There will be later."

"No more nonsense with you, let's go, hey, it's getting dark." The female soldier glanced up at the sky.

Only then did Wang Du realize that it was starting to get late. Suddenly, Wang Fool thought that the white-haired girl Lu Xiaoqian had spent a lot of energy to move the stars, making the environment in the other space more like the earth.

"Nights are not suitable for walking in the primeval forest."

"What then?"

"Why don't you just rest here for the night."

"Here...... There are too many wine orangutans here, and although they are not carnivores, they have very fierce habits......" The female soldier glanced at the surrounding trees with some fear.

"It's okay, I'll talk to them. Besides, with the orangutan around, we don't have to worry about other beasts attacking us. ”

"There's some truth to that."

"So decide. You go back to sleep, and I'll stand guard for you. ”

"Stand guard for me?"

"You're a princess, and of course there are guards on guard."

"Poof...... I feel like a princess. The female soldier laughed.

"By the way, what's your last name?" Wang Fool asked.

"My surname is Yao, and my name is Keiko."

"Well, I'll call you Keiko."

"What about you?"

"Didn't I say my surname is Wang?"

"Name?"

"Stupid."

"Wang ...... Wang Fool...... If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you! Keiko pulled out the saber on her lap and stood up suddenly.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

"I'll forgive you this time, and I'll warn you again not to offend the dark gods." Keiko stared at Wang Stupid viciously, her face flushed, and her plump chest rose and fell sharply because of her excitement.