"Ha Luha, bastard boy, I haven't seen it for a long time, you are still very dog-headed military master!" The fat man was so happy that he got carried away all of a sudden.

"Give me money!" Gu Jihai immediately made a small face and stretched out his hand: "What I said is a very constructive opinion, when we work, we are used to playing the clock and the watch." From the beginning to the present, a total of 19 minutes and 26 seconds. I'll give you a discount, count nineteen minutes, a total of 1140 seconds, and the price of benevolence and righteousness is 10,000 per second, a total of 11,400,000 yuan. It's up to you whether it's cash or cheque, but it's not on credit. Thank you! ”

"Hah!" When the fat man saw Gu Jihai's face change, he counted money with him at a glance, and immediately smiled, and said, "What is the relationship between us." Still talking about money? Talking about money hurts too much feelings. ”

"Talking about feelings hurts money!" Gu Jihai pressed step by step: "Hurry up, if you don't give it to me again, you will have to calculate the interest, the interest rate is 1,000 percent, and the interest calculation cycle is one second." Hurry up. If you don't hurry up, I can't afford to pay it back if I want you to sell it. ”

"Don't make trouble, what does the relationship between the two of us be." The plot seems to be repeated, but the roles have been reversed.

"We don't have a relationship."

"Joke, neither of us has anything to do with each other, who can have a relationship with whom in heaven and earth?" Li Fatzi waved his big hand: "Isn't that Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing innocent?" ”

"That's not right!" The fat man suddenly remembered something, and immediately became stronger: "This suggestion is the compensation you gave me, why did you ask me for money." You're charging for the second time. It belongs to deception and extortion of consumers, and this will be punished with a penalty of 10. ”

"Uh" After a while, Gu Jihai almost forgot that there was such a stubble, and he couldn't help but feel weak, and said weakly: "The front one doesn't count, it's better to count you as a fraction." Four hundred thousand. ”

"Hmph, as you say." The fat man said with his nose: "But the 400,000 yuan, I didn't give you a dime, but you owe me money." ”

"For Mao?"

"That's all interest!" The fat man is indispensable, and he has the arrogance of a charter wife to collect rent: "You don't have the money to buy an osmanthus tree." Then we're even. ”

"Look at what you said, full of money." Gu Jihai's face changed suddenly: "What is the relationship between the two of us." Talking about money hurts feelings. Come, let's keep chattering. ”

"Speaking of this culture, our Xiaoxiang City is blessed!"

"There are historical celebrities from Xiaoxiang City in all dynasties, such as Jiang Wan and Huang Gai, famous generals in the Three Kingdoms period; a generation of cursive master Huaisu; Zhou Dunyi, the founder of science; The generalissimo of the Southern Song Dynasty anti-Jin soldiers and horses, Chen Yu, the famous general of the Northern Expedition in modern times, Tang Shengzhi, a senior general of the Kuomintang, Li Da, a famous revolutionary, Tao Zhu, a famous proletarian revolutionary, and so on. ”

"However, if you want to seek the greatest brand benefits in combination with the actual local situation, you have to mention Liu Zongyuan, one of the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties. Because among all the historical celebrities in Yongzhou, probably only he who was exiled was so idle and so angry, and wrote a lot of popular historical articles describing the natural scenery of Xiaoxiang City. ”

"One of the biggest advantages of having him as your brand ambassador is that you are reliable and reliable compared to other historical celebrities. For example, in his article "The Snake Catcher Says", it is mentioned: "The wild of Yongzhou produces strange snakes, black and white, and they die when they touch the grass and trees; To bite people, there is no one. However, if you get it and use it as bait, you can have strong winds, spasms, fistulas, dead muscles, and kill three insects. Yongzhou here refers to the current Xiaoxiang, a place, just a different name. ”

The most famous sentence in the article: Yongzhou wild snake is unknown, almost everyone in the country knows it, and it is also a very good advertising slogan. With such a unique gift, what can you hesitate about? ”

"If you build a snake wine brand that serves the high-end market, with Liu Zongyuan's strong joining, are you still afraid that there will be no market? The advertisement of 'Yongzhou wild snakes' alone can be exchanged for 30 million bottles sold, and more importantly, the distillery is not a heavy polluter. In fact, in Gu Jihai's memory, in a few years, a local would have thought of this golden idea, and with the phrase 'Yongzhou's wild snake', it became popular and directly entered the high-end wine market, which is well-known in the world, popular in Southeast Asia, and sold well all over the country.

"Bastard boy, how did you come up with this brilliant idea?" The fat man became excited all of a sudden, and he was about to hug Gu Jihai as soon as he jumped over, his eyes were full of golden light, as if he had seen himself fall into a mountain of gold and silver: "I love you to death!" ”

"Come less!" Gu Jihai pushed away the fat face of the fat man in disgust, and said with an unappetizing voice: "Your daughter loves me to death, I can still accept it psychologically, you dead fat man loves me to death, I can't accept it." In particular, you have a gun under your crotch. ”

"Anything else?" The fat man was full of money, and he didn't have the heart to care about Gu Jihai's jokes for a while, and said anxiously: "Let's say it together, when the company is established and registered, I will give you 15% of the shares." ”

"Look at the way you slam the door. Fifteen percent, you should be called Hanako! Gu Jihai looked at Gu Jihai with disdain.

"What, too much? That's 0.1 percent. The fat man was stunned.

Gu Jihai couldn't figure it out, the fat man was so weird. He didn't understand whether his words were too much, too little.

"Fat man, do you dare to pick the door a little more?" Gu Jihai slapped his forehead and complained weakly.

"Well, that's not too much. Then there is none. The fat man didn't disappoint Gu Jihai, and he really dared to pick the door even more: "When the time comes, I'll send you a red envelope to express my gratitude." It contains a big red banknote with a face value of one yuan, the old version. ”

"Fat man!" Gu Jihai said indignantly: "You are crossing the river and demolishing the bridge!" ”

"Humph!" The fat man paced proudly, making a sound with his nose and looking at people with his nose and eyes. The appearance of the sneer is clearly saying, that is, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, what are you doing?

"Great, fat, son!" Gu Jihai had a gloomy face, word by word, and said viciously: "You won't think about it anymore?" It's better to be kind, it's too shameless to be careful of being damned, and having a son without an asshole. ”

"Kindness, what is kindness? Can you eat it? Boy, you sell me a few pounds, I'll wait to feed the dogs. The fat man pretended to be surprised and said.

"You!" Gu Jihai's eyes widened, and he pointed at the fat man angrily, trembling with anger and speechless.

"Humph!" The fat man snorted again, and he answered.

"Okay. Originally, there was another idea I wanted to tell you, so that you can go both ways, five years of industry all over the world, ten years to become the richest man in the inland. In that case, forget it. Suddenly, all the dark clouds of anger on Gu Jihai's face dissipated, replaced by a relaxed face, and turned his head to look at Lao He: "Uncle He, I see that your heavenly court is full, and the earth pavilion is round, and at first glance, it is like dominating the business world, otherwise, I will point you a clear way." ”

"Come, let's find a safe corner and whisper, and don't let some fat white-eyed wolf hear a word."