1. What's the matter? Urgent gathering?
"What do you think you're listless? Constipated? Hu Che in the co-pilot seat looked at Long Wen, who was driving, and saw that his complexion was dull and dull, his eyes were staring at the road in front of him sluggishly, and he looked like his body was completely in the clouds, and his soul had drifted out of the clouds.
After at least three seconds, Long Wen turned his head stiffly: "Ahhh I ask you if you're constipated or Sichun? Long Wen: Dragged out the voice "Oh~~all~no~yes~" Hu Che: "I know, you stayed up late at night to watch the football game, it should be the group stage of the World Cup, right?" I looked, and he said as he picked up his phone to look at the web and said, "Oh my gosh! It's miserable again! It seems that there is definitely no hope of qualifying from the group this time, no wonder you will be hit hard! Hu Che said in a deliberately exaggerated tone.
Long Wen stared at Hu Che with a dull gaze, and Hu Che patted him on the shoulder sympathetically and shook his head: "Mourning is greater than heart death!" At this time, Long Wen couldn't help but sigh: "Alas~~" Hu Che heroically encouraged him: "You know the strength of your motherland!" Don't be too sad! Four years later, there's still a chance! Long Wen said faintly: "The World Cup is simply a nightmare for the men of the motherland..."
The phone rang and interrupted the conversation, Long Wen glanced at it, and then turned the phone screen to Hu Che in the co-pilot seat next to him, Hu Che glanced at the caller ID was "Queen" He immediately shook his head like a rattle, "The task is down, she must be chatting again, I won't answer." Long Wen: "Okay! After connecting, the sweet voice of the 'queen' came out of the phone: "Hey~ Is it 'Golden Hair' or 'Little Ha Luha'?" Hu Che shuddered all over, and glared at Long Wen because he actually played hands-free! What else is 'Golden Retriever' and 'Little Ha Luha'. Is this the 'new codename' for two people?
"Hey~Hey~" The queen's side persevered, Hu Che bit his mouth and gestured vigorously at Long Wen, who was more sad than his heart died, Long Wen's soul was not on the earth at all at this time, and Hu Che, who was anxious to play a silent movie on the side, blushed like a tomato. "Hey~ Is it 'Little Ha Luha'? I hear your breathing~Don't be embarrassed~Talk to my sister~" At this time, Hu Che had a dark face: "Queen, we are rushing to the employer's side, and we don't have time to chat now." ”
Queen: "Oh, I called you personally, and I asked the secretary to send notices on behalf of everyone else, and there are few people in the whole company who can have such treatment." Hu Che thought to himself with a painful expression like eating Coptis chinensis: "I still don't want this kind of treatment." "Don't bother you, just send an email next time." Queen: "It's not troublesome. Open a video and let me see if you are getting more and more handsome now~" Hu Che heard this, and a big thunderbolt flashed above his head. Then billions of cells in the brain immediately became active: "I didn't wash my face, I didn't brush my teeth, I didn't comb my hair, I still don't want to watch videos." ”
Queen: "Hehe, knowing that Dao shows the best side in front of women means that you have grown up~ It's really a happy thing to be able to watch 'Little Ha Luha' slowly grow into 'Big Ha Luha'!" The Golden Retriever will be very happy, too. At this time, a pair of husky dog ears appeared above Hu Che's head, and then he turned to Long Wen, and at this time, in front of his eyes, he completely turned into a "golden retriever" with empty eyes, holding the steering wheel and driving.
"Uh...."Hu Che shook his head and completely dispelled the illusion: "Queen, we are about to go to the employer now." It is inconvenient to chat for a long time. Queen: "It's not just chatting! I'm really going to send you an official notice. Hu Che: "Huh? What's the notification? Queen: "Go back to base." "There was another thunderbolt overhead. This time, the tiger was completely given to the "thunderbolt" of the 'scorched outside and tender inside'. Hu Che: "But the employer's side..."Queen: "Don't worry! I've arranged for you to get back to base soon! I'm looking forward to it! Hu Che heard the sound of the queen clapping her hands over there. Or maybe she's already dancing in the office at this time.
Hu Che looked at Long Wen at this time, and Long Wen's mind was still in the fugue at this time, so Hu Che had to ask hard, "What are you going back for?" The queen laughed very mysteriously, "Good thing! Hu Che: "Can you not go back?" Queen: "I've recalled all of them." You're no exception! ”
Hu Che thought to himself, "Huh? Aside from the annual meeting, when else will the queen be able to throw away a lot of money-making opportunities and call everyone back to the base? Hu Che was suspicious at this time, and he thought: "The queen's so-called 'good things are generally bad things for them.'" So he planned to come down first and then go to other colleagues to 'ventilate', and if the signs were wrong, he would run away decisively, so he agreed. On the phone, the queen said excitedly: "Come back soon!" Dear~Dear~" Hearing the chirping of lips on the phone, Hu Che finally dropped the phone unbearably.
After hanging up the queen's phone, he flipped through the address book and dialed Vincent's phone: "Hey! Vincent's lazy voice came from the phone, "Long Wen, what's the matter?" "I'm Hu Che." "Oh, what's the matter with the handsome little guy?" "Did you get the notice to go back to base?" Vincent: "We're on our way back. I heard that this is an all-staff recall. ”
Only then did Hu Che put his mind at ease: "It doesn't seem to be a scam." "Then do you know what the Tao is?" Vincent: "I don't know what to do! But little ghost, don't let the crooked idea of 'running away'. Hu Che: "What are you doing?" Vincent: "Don't you know the truth?" If anyone runs away this time, then he won't have a year-end 'dividend'. Hu Che bared his teeth and thought, "This trick is too ruthless!" Putting down the phone, Hu Che sighed to Long Wen: "Under the fence, I have to bow my head!" Long Wen: "Ah~~~"
Paradise Base of the Republic of Glia
The 3,000-seat conference hall was as lively as an 'annual meeting', and every employee attended the ceremony according to the notice marked in the ceremony, and the Salomon company's ceremony uniform was more ornate than the formal black uniform.
The neckline and cuffs are trimmed with a silver-white 'Ring of Solomon', silver tassels and decorative medals are to be worn on the chest, a white shirt with a bright gray tie, a shoulder belt is pure white, a military hat with a silver trim of the Ring of Solomon, high black leather boots and a pair of white gloves are worn outside, and if it is winter, there is a black high-end woolen coat.
Although everyone doesn't like to wear it, it is said that wearing it is also linked to 'dividends', so everyone doesn't dare to slack off, all of them are straight military uniforms and shiny boots. Of course, Long Wen and Hu Che are no exception, on the way back to the base, Long Wen ironed the clothes of the two, and the boots were also wiped so that they could shine on people's faces, Hu Che habitually pulled his tie while following behind Long Wen and said, "Is there going to be a war?" Long Wen: "Do you still need to wear such formal clothes for war?" Hu Che: "What could that be?" Long Wen shook his head: "Could it be to promote the company?" Hu Che: "Wouldn't it be good to hire actors, do you still need real people?" As he spoke, he looked around at familiar and unfamiliar faces, and suddenly he heard the screams of women in a range that he could not see at his height, "What's the situation?" ”
Long Wen looked at the excitement and squeezed in, "I! Hu Che raised his head and asked him, "What's wrong?" Long Wen: "Ha! It seems that there is really no one and money can't get by. After Hu Che squeezed in, he couldn't help but let out a surprised sound, because in front of him were full of women of all ages and departments (mainly offices).
It's like they're participating in a supermarket rush to buy them, and they're crowded together. Hu Che: "What the hell is going on?" Hu Che tiptoed: "I can't see it!" Long Wen: "Come on! Let you confirm what I said with your own eyes" As he spoke, he wrapped his arms around Hu Che and picked him up, and now Hu Che could see the panorama of the venue, only to see that the person standing in the center of the eyes of many women was actually 'bayonet' Buck, who rarely appeared in public.
The aunts, sisters and sisters of all ages rushed to take photos with him like star chasers, and the flash of the mobile phone kept flashing at him. And Buck was still expressionless and indifferent, and at this time, Hu Che heard the complaints of the men nearby, "Damn! Didn't I miss the opportunity to confess to 'Daisy' again when this kid came. "The skin is white and looks like a woman, and the shape looks like a skeleton of bones, the aesthetic views of women these days are too weird." "Well, I don't understand." Someone next to him raised his hand, "Oh! My God! My goddess is inside! How can he only look at him and not at me! ”…….
Complaints came one after another, and Long Wen said to Hu Che: "I'm not lying!" Hu Che: "Now I really believe it and...the hordes of women are so scary." At this time, Buck also saw Hu Che whose "height" surpassed the crowd, at this time he was being photographed by a bucket waist aunt holding his arm, Hu Che smiled evilly at him and waved his hand, and the corners of Buck's mouth twitched at this time, and then returned to the 'expressionless' state. (To be continued......)