6. Stratagem!
As he spoke, the foreman led them to the door of a semi-open private room. The foreman smiled: "Please come in!" Marven breathed deeply: "Please come in!" If you go in, you can't get out! Long Wen put his arm on Marven's shoulder and comforted him and said, "What about our group!" The hometown said: 'The three stinkers are still Zhuge Liang!' 'Don't worry! I can fight, this kid has a good brain, what are you afraid of! Let's go! As he spoke, he pushed Marven, and Marven almost crashed into the private room.
"Hey... Ay... "Marven was pushed in unprepared. As soon as he entered the door, Marven was dumbfounded in the face of the 'all-in-one' situation inside, from a transvestite to a gentleman's uncle. There were almost a dozen GAYs of various types crowded into the room, and there were a few pairs of still mouth-to-mouth ambiguous affairs, unaffected by the uninvited guests who suddenly entered the room.
A beautiful man in a white suit with a pair of Persian cat-like sapphire eyes is lighting a cigar for a balding uncle. Marven didn't know what to say, and the bald uncle spit out a puff of smoke and looked at the trembling Marven first: "Pizza?" ”
Marven nodded violently at this time and then put the pizza on the table, and the little GAY in the white suit narrowed his sapphire blue eyes: "Hmm~ I like this pizza the most~" Hu Che dragged Marven, who was standing in place in a daze, at this time: "Ask for money!" Hurry up and get out! ”
Marven: "Good one....good one....""First....sir... Altogether... Altogether..."Long Wen took over: "A total of 134 pieces!" The bald uncle didn't give Qian Xiaoyan a look back and forth at the three people: "Do you need three people to deliver pizza?" ”
Marven: "That....that...."Hu Che hurriedly spoke at this time: "We live together, just after sending this most ugly order home together." "The look isn't right! Bad! Hu Che squeezed a few words out from between his teeth. His feet were already slowly moving towards the door.
At this time, I saw the bald uncle stretch out his finger: "You! Come here! "Me?" Long Wen looked at the bald uncle and pointed to his fingers and scolded in his heart: "I said you are a few years older than me!" Uncle and uncle? You're too 'hard', aren't you? Hu Che secretly rejoiced at this time, he had already calculated it in his heart, he poked Long Wen and muttered in a low voice: "Sacrifice one of you, happy two, you will be from!" ”
Long Wen glared at him: "I'll go!" Marven was also very happy in his heart, but he was also very sympathetic to Long Wen, and Long Wen reluctantly walked towards the bald uncle, "Lao Tzu still wants to pass on the ancestry!" How can it be planted in your hands. Long Wen had long thought about violently solving this bald pig with a shiny face, but he didn't expect that before he could make a move, the bald uncle took out a wad of banknotes, to say the least, for 10,000 yuan.
Wen was surprised: "Pizza money? Not so much! Bald uncle: "Take the money and go, and the last two stay." Long Wen: "Huh? PERSIAN CAT GAY: "HURRY UP!" Uncle. You're not Mr. Leo's thing. Only then did Long Wen react: "Oh! Good! Good! ”
The two of them didn't know what was going on, and looked at Long Wen, who turned around and walked over. I saw Long Wen walking in front of Hu Che and Marven with a wad of banknotes, and patted Marven on the shoulder as if comforting: "Little brother, this is an opportunity, it is much easier than you to make hard-earned money word by word." ”
Then he patted Hu Che on the shoulder again: "Boy." I said you have this potential. If you had already 'followed'. We're not going to have a good life sooner! Marven and Hu Che: "??? "Bang dang!" Long Wen quickly 'swept' out of the room like a whirlwind.
It wasn't until the sound of the door closing sounded that Hu Che and Marven heard what he really meant from Long Wen's words. "Ahh Yes! Yes! Yes!!! A thunderbolt slashed down from the top of Marven and Hu Che's heads.
Long Wen walked out of the private room and asked himself while patting his bulging pockets: "Isn't it a bit unauthentic?" "No, if it gets up, it will be even more difficult to end it, with Hu Che's clever brain, he will definitely have a way."
At this time, the foreman came over with a smile: "What? Didn't you get chosen? Long Wen: "Hehe." Maybe I dislike me for being old. Foreman: "Since you're here, why don't you have a drink before leaving?" Long Wen: "Hehe, I like to fight for wine but not in this place, there is no 'dish' here." As he spoke, he squeezed out the crowd.
The selected Hu Che and Marven had already scolded Long Wen eight hundred times in their hearts at this time, "What should I do?" "Since I jumped into the fire pit, I have to think of countermeasures, Hu Che's strategy is to 'retreat as advance', and in the case of ensuring 'personal safety', I can only 'follow', otherwise I will definitely not be able to get out today.
Hu Che: "Do you know how to drink?" Marven: "I can't drink it." Hu Che: "If you can't do it, you have to do it!" Get this "perverted bald uncle" drunk and have a chance. Marven: "What chance?" Hu Che: "Listen to me." WITH THAT, THE TWO OF THEM STRODE TOWARDS THE BALD OLD MAN AND THE PERSIAN CAT LITTLE GAY WITH A RATHER HEROIC EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACES.
The plan is very smooth, to be precise, most of the time is Marven is constantly chatting about all the literary works he knows, talking about Shakespeare while drinking XO, after successfully chatting about the perverted bald uncle, Marven feels that his alcohol consumption has also reached the peak, Hu Che has been chatting smartly, at this time he found that the bald uncle's drunken eyes are getting closer and closer to him, full of wine, while holding Marven drunkenly, he smiled and stretched out his hand to Hu Che's lips: "The little boy's lips are always so soft!" ”
Hu Che suddenly got goosebumps: "! Not good! Something is going to happen! "Thinking that he 'rubbed' and stood up, he found a reason to run to the toilet, and along the way, he walked briskly and looked behind for fear that the 'perverted uncle' would follow in." Mom! This battlefield is a thousand times more terrifying! This year, I still used a fart mecha, bullets, and bloodshed to sacrifice! Put a thousand GAY on the battlefield, and all the men will have to disarm and surrender immediately! ”
After he hurried into the toilet, he began to pre-set the plan of the Lang, only to see him open the small ventilation window on the wall of the toilet and slip out of it neatly, in fact, Hu Che didn't drink much, most of the time was to use his language talent to gag to divert the attention of the bald uncle, and the main thing to drink was Marven.
To say that if people are in danger, they are not only bold, but also have a lot of strength, and they also drink a lot, Marven didn't expect that he would have such a day of drinking, and under the 'bombardment' of these two people in turn, the bald old man and the little Persian cat were finally made almost drunk.
At this moment, Marven also had a chance, in fact, he wanted to go to the toilet if he wasn't given a chance, because his stomach had already begun to turn over, he first squatted in the toilet and vomited for a while, and then felt a little sober in his brain, so he staggered and stepped on the toilet lid to open the ventilation window. (To be continued......)