Chapter 288: Witty Fun (5)
Big mountain
Brother Q: Are you the mountain that came to China thousands of miles away?
Dashan: How dare you be fake, it's real
Brother Q: Really, your Mandarin is more ordinary than what I speak
Dashan: I'm already Chinese?
Brother Q: Welcome to the WTO!
Dashan: Hey, you said that I was outside, but before your "national gate" was opened, I had already come in
Brother Q: Ah, how do you feel?
Dashan: I think your language is very good, otherwise, how can I laugh on the same stage with your cross talk masters?
Brother Q: Don't you feel that you will steal our jobs after you come?
Oyama: I don't feel that way at all, the Chinese people I meet are very friendly to me, and they feel that I bring them joy
Brother Q: No matter where you go, no one will treat you as a real Chinese
Dashan: In addition to being polite, there is also a little bit of coldness
Brother Q: Who dares to look at you coldly?
Dashan: It wasn't me, it was my companion who said a foul word on the bus, and as a result, the reporter exposed it in the evening newspaper, and I heard a lot of foul words and even curses spoken by Chinese in public, and I didn't see it exposed every day
Brother Q: You mean that you look up to you, because you have a high level of civilization, so you are strict
Oyama: My companion felt very uncomfortable, and as a result, I invited him to a drink in the evening
Brother Q: I think you're quite peaceful
Dashan: Enough friends, I can't let him bring this kind of thing back, otherwise, it's not too interesting, anyway, I already think of myself as Chinese, and I have the feeling of being at peace with myself
Brother Q: It's refreshing, you mean, we can't always treat you as foreigners
Oyama: We can't think of ourselves as foreigners
Brother Q: Have you joined the WTO? It doesn't matter if it's outside or not
Oyama: That's what I like best
Mannequins
Brother Q: Dexterous, harmonious, soft, cheerful, solemn, and sacred style
Mannequin: It's rare for you to look at me like that
Brother Q: Why do you still feel embarrassed, and you still have no place to be ashamed?
Mannequin: Alas, man
Brother Q: Mofei, what happened to you?
Mannequin: Far from the truth, in the last century, I appeared for the first time in this magical land and was angrily denounced as a traitor to art
Brother Q; Selling art is burying art
Mannequin: I'm leading people to ugliness
Brother Q: Absurd logic, could it be that the originally good people have become ugly because of looking at you? And later
Mannequin: Appears again, called foreign dogma
Brother Q: No, you can't
Mannequin: Maybe not, nothing else can replace it, it is said that model sketching is an important method of art training, and it is a natural and ingenious natural beauty, in the final analysis, it is to find that kind of beautiful feeling
Brother Q: It's good now
Mannequins: Difficult to tell
Brother Q: What era is it?
Mannequin: You don't know, some sisters have had ugly surgery. Some were snatched from class by their boyfriends, and some teachers were besieged and beaten by our parents
Brother Q: The world is so big, and the concept is so changing. Why don't you have a place for you?
Mannequin: Have you seen that many big cities are holding kiss contests from time to time?
Brother Q: This is also art?
Mannequin: I also think it's strange that some couples can kiss for 8 hours in one go. What kind of gesture should it be, you think
Brother Q: One is not illegal; The second is not yellow, and the couple kisses in public. What is the essential difference between kissing and TV movies; As for whether it is considered art, if it can endure for a long time, it may become art, even if it cannot become art, it will be fashionable for a while, and it will finally give people a fresh and exciting feeling, and it will pass, and you can't talk about it in the same day
Mannequin: I believe
Brother Q: Because people are eager to appreciate the most beautiful art!
cold reception
Brother Q: I hope I can bring you warmth
Cold Greeting: Thank you for your kindness, but can you imagine the real cold reception I have encountered in my life?
Brother Q: What about the real cold reception?
Leng Yu: It was so embarrassing that I wished there was a crack in the sole of my foot and got into it
Brother Q: Do you really have that kind of experience?
Cold reception: You know, enter the cold palace; Included in a separate volume; suffer from white eyes; Forgotten corners; Eagerly anticipating no response; The reasonable demands were savagely denied
Brother Q: Indeed, embarrassed, blown, hard-hitting, what should you do if you encounter a cold reception?
Cold reception: Some people were "poured a bucket of cold water head-on", and their enthusiasm suddenly disappeared; Some people may breed resentment, and the result is cold and cold, I'll have a heat treatment
Brother Q: Heat treatment? Okay, but, it sounds so tragic, and it's easy to fry hot and cold
Cold treatment: Yes, there may be people who are afraid of the fryer, so they would rather suffer from the cold treatment, if the heat treatment is really handled well, it is not an easy thing, you say, Qu Yuan's exile is a blessing from the sau, and Sima Qian's palace punishment is a historical record, can it be an easy thing
Brother Q: It makes sense, now the cold reception is more common, do you think, isn't the biggest cold reception in life is the products you produce and the talents you have that no one cares about and appreciates, so your destiny is very deep, everyone needs to face the cold reception and deal with the cold reception
Cold Welcome: That's good, I wish you the best of luck and success
Destiny:
Brother Q: Do you believe in fate? How do you view and deal with the question of destiny that no one can avoid?
Fate: There is indeed an element of inevitability in the fate of life, and I call this inevitability the gear-biting effect of the fate of life
Brother Q: The gear bite is really imaginative, and it is also very vivid, very interesting, how to say it
Fate: Not in place at the critical time, not a joke called "dropping the chain", the wonderful amazing creation, not the evaluation of "the slightest deduction", the evolution of events seems to be a precise design, like a star's wonderful goal on the football field, the military strategist's clever calculation of the battle on the battlefield, the precise planning of entrepreneurs in the market, the strict logical deduction of educators in the classroom, etc., can be called a classic masterpiece of the gear bite effect
Brother Q: In this way, the gear occlusion effect is an appropriate description of the permutation and combination process of various types of factors that participate in and affect the fate of life
Fate: However, you must not reduce the fate of life to a mechanical movement, the fate of happiness and unhappiness in life is the result of the "exquisite" and "precise" interaction of a series of subjective and objective factors, whether it is through rational weighing or out of a flash of chance, tracing the evolution of events, you can imagine a series of factors as a causal chain formed according to the series of time, which looks like the process of gear biting
Brother Q: The gear bite is too vivid, it can deepen the understanding of the fate of life, enhance people's sense of urgency, people often experience that missing a certain opportunity, is equivalent to missing a certain gear tooth to improve the destiny, similar teeth no longer resurface, it reminds people to change their own destiny to carry out conscious foreshadowing. Some people describe their fate as taking a turn for the worse and with some kind of favorable outcome, and looking back on the past can give a feeling as if the path of life has been paved step by step. The so-called natural success, success to natural success, shows that there is a "precise" dependence between life's efforts and results
Fate: The gear bite effect of life destiny not only shows that life destiny has procedural, causal, artificial and other characteristics, but also shows that life destiny is governed by social operating rules, and life can be followed and meets the requirements of such rules, so as to avoid the risk of life derailment to the greatest extent
misery
Brother Q: Suffering is gold, and it can hone people's will
Suffering: However, suffering is also difficult, I don't know if life is like a year
Brother Q: Well, you can't tolerate suffering
Suffering: Who wants to be miserable?
Brother Q: It's not a question of who wants to do it
Suffering: What do you think about suffering?
Brother Q: Be happy, but it is impossible to eliminate all kinds of hardships that accompany life, this is the fate of people, and it is irresistible
Suffering: I have also heard someone say something similar, suffering and happiness are the forces and reactions that promote life, it is the avoidance of pain and the pursuit of joy that promote human efforts and progress, suffering and happiness are two sides of the same coin, and the two are also a pair of twins, but suffering really comes to oneself, after all, it is not a happy thing, can it really be so beyond thinking
Brother Q: If we regard the fulfillment of possession, gain, and expectation as joy, while identifying lack, loss, and disappointment as suffering, and failing to see that the two can be transformed into each other, we will increase the pain of what we have lost and no longer gain, the impossibility of possession of what we lack, and the disappointment of our expectations
Suffering: You are saying that since you cannot get rid of the fate of life, you should not feel too lucky for the happiness of the present, nor should you be afraid of the possible pain, you do not have to suffer from gains and losses, honors and disgraces, and ups and downs in real life, and lose your self-control, or be sad for suffering and crazy for happiness
Brother Q: Isn't the reason why Ah Q's spiritual victory method is worthy of praise is because it can tolerate unavoidable suffering with a peaceful and even optimistic attitude (to be continued......