Chapter 916: The decisive battle of the pit father
"That's right, Taoda.com!" Jiang Younan suddenly woke up, all the changes in himself were due to the fact that he met Taobao.com, and then his life became different from then on!
"Since this Taodad can change himself, will he be able to help him change again at the last moment?" Thinking of this, Jiang Younan immediately kicked the left protector beside him, and then said, "What communication equipment do you have?" ”
"Huh? Communication equipment? Zuo Protector looked at Jiang Younan puzzled, not knowing what Jiang Younan was thinking.
"Quick, if you don't want to lose, take it out, I can figure out a way to solve it!" Jiang Younan said loudly.
"Good, good!" As soon as Zuo Protector heard Jiang Younan say this, he immediately took out a wrist, this kind of wrist is the communicator of Meilin World, and it can even be used as a space pocket, mobile phone, weapon, etc.
After Jiang Younan took it, he immediately dialed Mei Lin's mobile phone.
"Fatty, are you alright?" Meilin said crying.
"What's going on?" Jiang Younan asked.
"The positions on the western front have been breached, and the royal army has directly bypassed the south and is coming towards our east." The situation on Merlin's side is quite critical.
"I don't have anything to do here for now, but I'm going to ask you to help with something now!" Jiang Younan said solemnly.
"What's the matter?" Merlin asked.
"Help me Tao Dad!" Jiang Younan said.
"Tao Dad? No, now Taobao has been shut down due to the war, and it can't be used at all! Merlin said.
"No, I'm not the dad who wants to be Taodad.com. It's the dad of our soy sauce network! Jiang Younan said.
"Daddy of Soy Sauce Network? But our website is full of cheating dads, and everyone buys them for the enemy on weekdays, and they don't buy them for themselves at all. Merlin explained.
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The battle continues. But Jiang Younan flew into the enemy formation alone!
Although Jiang Younan is very powerful, but in such a situation, it is undoubtedly a fool's dream that he wants to fight against an army of 100,000 alone, even if Jiang Younan has the ability to ignore the number of illusions, he cannot exert his ability on so many people.
"Hmph, there is a way in heaven that you don't take. Hell has no door for you to break into! As soon as the demon bully saw Jiang Younan, he smiled: "Since you want to go against me, then I will fulfill you!" ”
The demon bully naturally would not let go of the opportunity to kill Jiang Younan, after all, Jiang Younan was both in strength and identity. It's a threat to him, but in front of so many people, the demon bully must use some high-sounding words to ensure that he occupies the commanding heights of theory.
Under the order of the demon tyrant, all the soldiers turned their guns and aimed at Jiang Younan. But this time. Suddenly, a guy shouted, "Don't shoot, this fat man is my father!" ”
"Wouldn't it? Why is your dad so young? But...... This fat man seems to be my father! The second guy said.
"You lie, your father died of illness three years ago, this fat man should be my father!" The third guy said.
"Your father is obviously the deputy head of our Sky Wolf Mercenary Group, and this fat man is obviously my father!" The fourth guy said.
"Oh, I long thought that you weren't my own, when I was obviously outside for two years, and I hugged my big fat son as soon as I got home. Today the truth is finally revealed! The fifth guy yelled at the fourth, but he had just finished scolding. reacted: "No, why is this fat man so much like my father?" ”
"Huh? Isn't he my grandfather? Or maybe I shouldn't be your son, but your brother? The fourth guy was completely confused, completely confused about his relationship with his father.
This scene broke out in the army of the demon tyrant, Jiang Younan just signed a full 100,000 deeds of sale for Mei Lin, and then asked Mei Lin to distribute herself to everyone present, so Jiang Younan, the pit father, became everyone's father!
Jiang Younan understands how pitiful he is, just look at the price marked by Taobao to him is 9.9 - the difference between this and the director of an ordinary education bureau is 100 times the difference!
Even Jiang Younan asked Mei Lin to send it by courier, and the price of this courier was even higher than the price of Jiang Younan's father - each courier guy is 200 soft girl coins, and it will be delivered immediately!
Now Jiang Younan wants to completely pit the demon tyrant's army, and even he wants to pit the demon bully together, but the demon bully is ruthless, and this kind of "dad contract" is invalid for him at all, because the demon bully already belongs to the kind of beast that even his own father will kill!
The demon bully glared at the army in chaos, he knew that the root of all this was because of Jiang Younan's appearance, as long as Jiang Younan did not die, then this "dad contract" would not be suspended.
"In that case, then I'll kill you first!" As soon as the demon bully made a move, Jiang Younan was knocked away.
"Jiao, didn't you say he didn't recover?" Jiang Younan said in surprise, this combat power is at least two or three hundred thousand, right?
"The Demon Overlord must have killed the Twelve Royals and then absorbed their power!" Zuo Protector explained to Jiang Younan.
The Demon Tyrant was able to help Jiang Younan absorb the energy of others by killing people on the adventure island of Nanzhou, and naturally he himself could also help himself absorb the energy of others.
"This is going to cheat my father!" Jiang Younan scolded.
miscalculated, completely miscalculated, in this way, even if Jiang Younan and the demon bully are single-handed, he can't beat the demon tyrant, after all, the gap in this combat power is very large.
At this time, Jiang Younan suddenly remembered the words left by Mo Ming for him, and found a package, which contained a way to kill the demon bully.
Jiang Younan has found this package, that is, the token that Jiang Weihao handed over to Jiang Younan and about Jiang Younan's mother, but how to use this thing, Jiang Younan doesn't understand it at all.
Because this thing is just a pamphlet, you say you use it as scratch paper, and there are too many words on it, but if you want to use it as a textbook, it is too thin.
However, since there is no way now, and Mo Ming wants to kill the demon bully so much, there is no need to lie to himself on this, so Jiang Younan immediately took out the booklet in the package.
Until Jiang Younan took out the booklet, he still didn't understand the function of this thing, and when all the soldiers present saw this booklet, they went crazy.
"Huh? What's going on? Jiang Younan looked at that kind of crazy soldier, could it be that this booklet still has its own shamanic bloodthirsty effect? Jiang Younan was puzzled, he didn't understand why the soldiers were crazy at all, but it seemed that this pamphlet was really a good thing? (To be continued......)