2160 Fu pig tomorrhage
Shangguan Xiangxue nodded helplessly: "Okay, but how should I hold this talisman pig?" ”
Jiang Fan smiled, "Actually, it's very simple, you just need to sit on the chair and hold this talisman pig, it only takes a few minutes." "Jiang Fan smiled.
So Shangguan Xiangxue followed Jiang Fan's instructions, picked up the Fu Pig and sat on the chair. After the talisman pig was picked up, she struggled to scream, kicking her limbs, Shangguan Xiangxue's clothes were dirty, and she hurriedly said, "Oh, I can't hold it!" ”
Huangfu Rumei on the side was also anxious, looked at Jiang Fan and said, "Jiang Fan, you should think of a way!" ”
"Huangfu is like a beautiful girl, if you go find some food to feed the Fu pig, it won't struggle!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Huangfu Rumei hurriedly went to the kitchen, and after a while she took a few vegetable leaves and fed them to the Fu pig, and after the Fu pig ate the vegetable leaves, he stopped struggling.
"Oh, Fu Pig is no longer struggling! You can treat my grandma! Huangfu Rumei looked at Jiang Fan and said.
Jiang Fan nodded and said to Shangguan Xiangxue: "Dean Shangguan, please close your eyes, I will cast the transfer spell immediately!" ”
Dean Shangguan immediately closed his eyes, Jiang Fan stretched out his sword and pointed at Fu Zhu's belly, and then pointed at Dean Shangguan's belly, and deliberately read in his mouth: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, the tumor is transferred to Fu Pig!" ”
A blue light flashed, and Dean Shangguan felt a cold feeling in his abdomen, as if the wind was blowing. The talisman pig in her hand immediately screamed and struggled hard, "Dean Shangguan, don't let go, it'll be fine soon!" Jiang Fan said solemnly.
Shangguan Xiangxue only grabbed the Fu Pig with all her strength, and Huangfu Rumei hurriedly fed the Fu Pig vegetable leaves, but the Fu Pig didn't eat the vegetable leaves at all, and it struggled hard.
"Oh, Jiang Fan, I can't catch it!" Shangguan Xiangxue exclaimed.
"Alright, Dean Shangguan, you can let go!" Jiang Fan immediately put away his sword fingers.
Shangguan Xiangxue let go of her hand, and the talisman pig fell to the ground, and it immediately collapsed after running a few steps, lying on the ground twitching.
"Oh, what's this Fu Pig all about? Why did it fall? Huangfu Rumei said in surprise.
"Because I transferred the tumor from Dean Shangguan to the body of Fu Pig, it was so thin that it couldn't support the harm of the tumor, so it fell!" Jiang Fan smiled.
Dean Shangguan stood up and looked at the Fu Pig on the ground in surprise, "Uh, is it so serious?" She couldn't believe it.
Jiang Fan waved at the Najia corpse and said, "Fool, you go and lift the Fu Pig!" ”
The Najia corpse immediately walked over and grabbed the two front feet of the Fu Pig, who was trembling all over, with tears in his eyes, and looked very pitiful. Huangfu Rumei saw that the Fu Pig was so pitiful, and couldn't help but say: "Jiang Fan, this Fu Pig is too pitiful, can you take out those tumors in its body?" ”
Jiang Fan nodded, "Rumei girl, you go and get a wooden basin!" ”
After a while, Huangfu Rumei brought a wooden basin and handed it to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan took the wooden basin and put it under the Fu Pig, Shangguan Xiangxue looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "Uh, Jiang Fan, what are you doing here?" Shangguan Xiangxue was puzzled.
"Hehe, I'll let Fu Pig pull out the tumor in your body!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Immediately, Jiang Fan stretched out his sword finger and tapped Fu Pig's belly, only to hear Fu Pig's stomach gurgling, bang! Fu Pig pulled out a string of tumors and landed in the wooden basin.
The nodules were dark purple, large and small, the largest being the size of an egg and the smallest being the size of a quail egg, emitting a foul smell.
Huangfu Rumei and Shangguan Xiangxue hurriedly covered their noses, "Oh, these are tumors!" Huangfu Rumei said in surprise.
Shangguan Xiangxue saw those disgusting tumors, she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Oh, quickly throw these things out of the coffin!" "She almost threw up.
Jiang Fan said to Najia's corpse: "Fool, you bury these tumors ten meters deep underground!" ”
Najia turned to the Fu Pig and took the wooden basin to the courtyard, and the Fu Pig stood up and made a beeping sound, "Oh, the Fu Pig has recovered!" Huangfu Rumei said in surprise.
"Hehe, Huangfu is like a beautiful girl, do you like this talisman pig, I'll give it to you!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Shangguan Xiangxue hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Oh, I don't want to see this talisman pig again, I'm disgusted when I look at it, hurry up and take it away!" "She now thinks of those horrible tumors in her body whenever she sees Fu Pig.
Jiang Fan couldn't help but laugh, "Hehe, I think Dean Shangguan will never eat Fu pork in the future!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.
Dean Shangguan ordered the servants to take the Fu pig away, and after cleaning, Huangfu Rumei sprinkled flowers among the guests, and the living room was filled with the fragrance of flowers.
Dean Shangguan asked Jiang Fan to put fruit on the table, and after chatting a few words, Jiang Fan smiled at Shangguan Xiangxue and said, "Dean Shangguan, then I will go back to Tazhou City today, and I will return to Chenzhou Charm Academy in a month." ”
Dean Shangguan smiled and nodded, "Okay, don't worry, there's nothing going on here in the academy." Shangguan Xiangxue was very happy today, she felt that her body was very comfortable, and her waist was no longer swollen and painful.
Jiang Fan stood up, "Okay, I'll leave!" Jiang Fan arched his hand at Shangguan Xiangxue.
"Jiang Fan, after you finish your business, go back to the Charm Academy, and go to the dean's office to find me, I have something important to talk to you about." Shangguan Xiangxue said with a serious face.
Jiang Fan looked at Shangguan Xiangxue in surprise, "Oh, Dean Shangguan, do you have anything important to talk to me about?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
Dean Shangguan smiled, "Jiang Fan, let's talk about it when you come!" Dean Shangguan smiled mysteriously, she glanced at Huangfu Rumei next to her, intentionally or unintentionally, Huangfu Rumei blushed and immediately lowered her head.
Jiang Fan is such a smart person, he is very happy in his heart, "Hehe, Dean Shangguan must give me Huangfu Rumei as his daughter-in-law!" Jiang Fan secretly said happily.
Suddenly, the Najia corpse ran into the living room, "Master, someone has surrounded this place!" Najia Native Corpse looked at Jiang Fan and said.
Shangguan Xiangxue stood up, "Oh, who surrounded here?" Shangguan Xiangxue said in surprise.
Suddenly, a voice came from outside the door: "Listen, people in the house, you are already surrounded!" Come out immediately and bow down and arrest it, or a fire will burn down your house! ”
Shangguan Xiangxue's face immediately sank, "Who dares to burn my house!" Shangguan Xiangxue snorted coldly, a rune cloud rose from the soles of her feet, and her body floated out like a flowing cloud.
Jiang Fan was secretly surprised, Shangguan Xiangxue was worthy of being Emperor Fu, that speed was really fast. Immediately, Jiang Fan and Huangfu Rumei followed to the courtyard, and Jiang Fan saw that there were people in uniform outside the courtyard, "Uh, who are these people?" Doesn't he look like a servant of Goufu? Jiang Fan secretly wondered.
When the leader saw Shangguan Xiangxue, he was immediately shocked, "Oh, it turned out to be Dean Shangguan, why do you live here?" The man exclaimed.
"What? Can't I stay here? Shangguan Xiangxue sneered.
The man hurriedly smiled and said, "Dean Shangguan, of course you can live here!" His gaze fell on Jiang Fan and Najia's corpse.
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