Chapter 567: A wave of taking away can't be coaxed!
"I think there are some misunderstandings between the two of us."
Wang Wu said.
"I didn't choose Xiao Liuli at random, I have a good reason."
Wang Lu sneered: "Yes, child-faced big breasts, your favorite, don't say it is sufficient, this reason is simply congested enough." โ
โโฆโฆ Therefore, this is a misunderstanding, communicating with the sky for the child-giving ceremony, it is not necessary to have a pious belief in the sky, but the two people who have to carry out the ceremony love each other wholeheartedly. If the feelings are not sincere enough, the heavens will ignore it. โ
Wang Lu interrupted: "You just trained so many meat slaves who hold your legs and shout at your sister, their feelings for you are absolutely sincere, why don't you just pick one at random?" โ
"Of course not, where can they be considered sincere, but they are just troubled by the Yuan Shen Technique and fall into a heart barrier. And my Yuan Shen Technique will inevitably fail in front of the sky. So I can only choose from those of us, and Xiao Liuli is the most likely to really fall in love with me. โ
Wang Lu sneered: "With me here, do you think Xiao Liuli will fall in love with you?" โ
Wang Wu also sneered: "What if you are here, you can't help but think too highly of yourself, and it is easy for me to win Liuli's sincerity." As she spoke, she took out a delicate food box from the mustard seed bag, and almost at the same time, Liuli Xian's gaze turned around, blazing like fire.
The food box is a takeaway gift box made by the well-known magic chef in Kyushu, which is a rare delicacy for the gourmets in the world of cultivating immortals, and it is not to mention the attraction of the glass.
Wang Wu lifted the food box and proudly declared: "See, I have already got the true love from Xiao Liuli." โ
โโฆโฆ Do you call this true love? Wang Lu shook his head, "You can be regarded as a seduction and rape at most." โ
"Hmph, I don't care how you want to define me, even if Xiao Liuli's love for me is not strong enough now, but I believe that when it comes to the ceremony, after being guided by my true spirit and realizing the joy of being a woman, she will definitely love me to death...... Anyway, there's only one way to go, and you can't find someone else to replace it. โ
Wang Lu snorted.
That's right, others, Senior Sister Zhu Shiyao doesn't know what love is at all, and all her enthusiasm is dedicated to the fairy sword in her hand. Not to mention Yue Xinyao, the girl is in the prime of her life, but she has no intersection with Wang Wu on weekdays, so naturally she can't talk about true love. As for the wind chimes, they do have a good relationship with Wang Wu and are like sisters, but because of this, they can't be used as ritual objects, and according to the teachings of the Cangtian Temple, they don't support the love of close relatives...... So in the end, it seems that only Liuli Immortal is feasible.
"But you're still missing someone."
"Who?"
Wang Lu pointed to himself.
"......" Wang Wu was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?" โ
Wang Lu said coldly, "Don't you want to use the Child-giving Ceremony to get in touch with the heavens of this realm? I'll play with you. โ
"You?"
"That's me." Wang Lu frowned, "Are you dissatisfied?" โ
"The ceremony requires two people to truly love each other......"
Wang Lu rolled up his sleeves and bared his teeth: "Don't worry, I studied art with Uncle Seventh back then, and I also had a good job, and keeping it can make you fall in love with me." โ
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"As for whether I can fall in love with you...... Then it depends on whether you are good enough to work, I said, Master, you are a woman anyway, you can't be 'no' in this regard, right? โ
Wang Wu jumped to his feet angrily: "You little rabbit cub dare to question me!?" You wait for me, don't toss you to kneel and beg for mercy, I'll ...... I'm not going to be a woman! โ
Wang Lu sneered: "Okay, then this matter is settled, I will accompany you to play with the Heavenly Son, and you must not harass others during this period." โ
At this time, Wang Wu's anger decreased slightly, and he was stunned when he heard this, realizing that he seemed to have been tricked by his apprentice, and couldn't help but sigh: "You and I are also masters and apprentices, why do you have to do things so decisively?" โ
"That makes sense, I'll be gentle when the time comes."
"......" was provoked to this point, and Wang Wu finally couldn't bear it, "Okay, since you insist on going your own way...... Don't regret it! โ
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The ceremony of giving a son from heaven should be very solemn.
For the vast majority of people in heaven and earth, this is a ritual that must be experienced at least once in a lifetime, and under the intimate union and sincere plea, the offspring given by the heavens will perfectly inherit the characteristics of both lovers as a continuation of their lives.
However, when everything is in a hurry, the son giving ceremony of Wang Wu's master and apprentice cannot choose any auspicious day of the zodiac, and two days later, the general meeting of the Cangtian Temple begins, and there is not much time left for them.
The ceremony was scheduled for the evening. The location is another private stronghold of Wang Wu. After this guy entered the immortal dream of heaven and earth, he gave full play to the characteristics of the three caves of the cunning rabbit, and set up a number of private strongholds outside the Cangtian City.
And the reason why the position was shifted was to get rid of the wind chime and others...... For some reason, they were extremely enthusiastic about the child-giving ceremony of Wang Wu's master and apprentice, especially the wind chimes insisted on watching the whole process and making records...... No matter how much the two of them persuaded them, they didn't listen.
So in desperation, the wolf bรจi fled to other strongholds to avoid people's eyes.
Fortunately, this stronghold is actually a sparsely populated barren mountain temple, and although it is located in a remote area, there are all kinds of sacrificial utensils and other props needed for the ceremony. The two of them spent some time arranging the temple courtyard, quickly completing a simple ritual position, and then stood in the middle of the formation and looked at each other.
There was a long silence.
Wang Wu smiled: "...... It's too late to regret it. As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves to reveal his white wrists, and then applied crystal clear lubricating fluid between his hands, and the gestures were professional, but the crackling sound when moving the fingers of his wrists was chilling.
In the face of the naked threat, Wang Lu also smiled: "The same words are also sent to you, you admit defeat now, I don't laugh at you." As he spoke, he took out two blue pills from the mustard seed bag and swallowed them.
"Holy, what's that!" Wang Wu was suddenly shocked, "You kid actually takes drugs!" โ
Wang Lu wiped his mouth: "You think too much, it was just a blueberry stomach and digestion pill just now." โ
"Blueberry ...... Do you think I'm a glass fairy? This kind of stupid lie is embarrassing to tell!? โ
"What, you're scared?"
"Phew!" Wang Wu said, took the initiative to take half a step forward, trying to look at Wang Lu condescendingly, but when he walked in front of Wang Lu, he was stunned. Her apprentice is already half a head taller than her.
Wang Wu suddenly realized, it turns out that this guy has grown so big? No, this question is too stupid, his development curve has not risen sharply recently, in terms of height, he has surpassed himself by the end of the forging period, but he has never felt that he is so tall.
Is it because of the achievement of Jindan? No, what's the point of concern in the realm of Jindan, not to mention that he is only Jindan, even if he is at the level of Yuanying, he is not qualified to be on an equal footing with the No. 1 Jindan in Kyushu, let alone ......
The momentary trance was quickly interrupted, because Wang Lu had already keenly noticed that the aura around him had changed slightly.
The ceremonial position previously laid out in the courtyard has begun to take effect, and the path of communication with the sky has gradually taken shape.
"Alright, let's get started!" Wang Lu shouted loudly, breaking the master's brief trance.
It's just that after coming back to their senses, both of them have to face an embarrassing problem.
How?
The next process, theoretically, both of them knew, but in practice, they felt that the limbs and bones were like thousands of weights and did not obey the call.
"Hehe, hey, the domineering you just said, why don't you dare to move now?" Wang Wu felt that his hands were cold and stiff, so he took the first step to provoke, "Don't you claim to be a good person?" It opened my eyes. โ
Wang Lu calmly responded: "You have to be excited to do a good job, you can't be interested in watching this bird for a long time, it's better for you to show me a little sincerity first." โ
"Want sincerity? That's not easy......" Wang Wu sneered and reached his wet hand into the placket of his clothes, and the crystal lubricating liquid was stained on his chest, making a piece of white greasy skin hidden under the clothes half-through.
Wang Lu looked at her in surprise, he couldn't imagine that this guy was really bold and grabbed the placket of his clothes...... It's the rhythm of going naked!
Although it is said that the master and apprentice have lived together in Wuxiangfeng for many years, they have actually seen everything that should be seen and not, but at this moment, it has extraordinary significance, thinking of the graceful curves under the white clothes of the woman in front of them...... Wang Lu's eyes narrowed slightly.
The next moment, I saw Wang Wu's hand completely into the placket, and then ......
Then he took out an image crystal from his bosom and activated it with mana. Suddenly, a sound sounded, and the spar reflected the mating scene of a man and a woman, and the waves of flesh rolled, making people's blood tremble.
But Wang Lu was dumbfounded when he saw it: "You...... That's what you call sincerity? โ
"What, you're still not satisfied? This is the top three treasures in the dark hall list of Dongli Prefecture, the appearance and figure of men and women are impeccable, and there are many patterns, what else do you want? Wang Wu smiled maliciously, "Did you just want to see something else?" โ
โโฆโฆ Do you think it is possible to communicate with the heavens with such an adult spar? โ
"Then you can do it, I'll be at your mercy here, what skills do you have." Wang Wu kicked the ball back very recklessly.
"Damn, you think I wouldn't dare?" Wang Lu also plucked up his courage, stepped forward and almost face to face with the master, and then reached out and grabbed the placket of her clothes.
At that moment, both of them felt each other's breathing, and their bodies stiffened.
After being silent for a moment, Wang Lu suddenly asked, "Speaking of which...... Just to see the sky, isn't it a bit too big for us? โ
"If you say that, indeed." Wang Wu's voice sounded a slight tremor for some reason.
Because she suddenly felt a little nervous, and this nervousness came so inexplicably, that she herself was deeply confused.
Nervous? It's not to cross the catastrophe, it's just a king...... It's just that why do you always feel vaguely that his figure looks a little familiar?
Wang Lu said: "You said, according to the temple texts, the child-giving ceremony requires the union of two people's body and mind, what kind of union does this union refer to? โ
"Probably ...... You've got me, I've got you like you. โ
"Uh, that should count too?"
As he spoke, Wang Lu suddenly squeezed one of his master's hands, then leaned his head and took a slender finger into his mouth.
In an instant, Wang Wu was shocked, as if a long-ago memory was about to be revived.
However, at this moment, a vast and huge aura appeared in the sky, which instantly took away the attention of the two of them.
The heavens have come.