Chapter 144: Rabbit cub, dare to drag like this
In the morning, Tang Yulan was still asleep, and the phone rang urgently.
He rolled over, rolled off the sofa and fell to the ground, lifted half of the blanket on his body, took out his mobile phone impatiently, and muttered in displeasure: "If it's nothing, see if I don't kill you." ”
Pressing the answer button, Tang Yulan said angrily: "What's the matter?" If you have something to say, you can say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go. ”
"Rabbit cub, you and Lao Tzu dare to be so lame!"
Tang Yulan's eyes widened, and he sat up from the ground all of a sudden, swallowed and spitted and said, "Dad! ”
"What time is it, you still have time to sleep, how is my daughter-in-law looking for me!" On the other end of the phone, the old man said angrily.
"I'm in a hurry about this. I'll be home to see you and your mom in two days. Tang Yulan Zhilu said, his father is old, and it is very long to complain a few words.
"Don't come home to see me." The old man said angrily: "Last night, your third uncle rode on my neck and!" ”
Tang Yulan responded: "How did you let him ride it?" ”
As soon as he heard this, the old man's voice on the other end of the phone was about to explode: "It's not that you are not angry, Tang Xingshu is now a student at Lingjiang University, and he will go home every other month." That old thing proudly shows off his son's genes all day long! How can this be reasonable, all my old face will be lost by you! ”
There are four brothers in a family, Tang Wenyuan is the boss, since Tang Yulan remembers, the old man and the third uncle have a bad temper, attacking each other with words and swords, showing off their excellent capital.
When Tang Yulan went to the army, the old man raised his eyebrows, thinking that he would come back as an officer, and at the last time, he would also have a battalion commander and a platoon commander. Who knows that this kid is not angry at all!
Up to now, Tang Xingshu, an imbecile child, looks like a dog, and the third uncle knows that Tang Yulan has returned to Lingjiang, and sneered all day long that Tang Yulan is quite embarrassed, and he has no shame to come back to meet the ancestors and ancestors of the family. The old man was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Tang Yulan sat back on the sofa, remembering that she fell asleep when she entered the door in a daze last night, turned her head and saw Xia Qinglian's slender back in the kitchen, she was wearing a small white sandal at this time, skinny jeans set off her perfect body, and a hot crop top t-shirt. With a small pink apron tied in front, he was busy making breakfast.
After a few seconds of pause, the old man saw that Tang Yulan didn't speak, and roared angrily: "Rabbit cub, you are not listening when you fall to the ground, how are you fooling around in Lingjiang City during this time?" Shen Shuting seems to be about to hold a concert, you have time to take a look and understand your mate selection criteria. Your third uncle accidentally mated and ruined the Tang family's excellent genes. When you come here, you have to carry it forward very well, your skin must be white, your body must be tall, your body must be slim, you have a temperament, you are knowledgeable, you understand?! ”
Tang Yulan picked up a piece of pastry left over from last night from the coffee table, waved hello to Xia Qinglian in the kitchen, and said, "Dad, people can't be good-looking." You are a lot of old and what kind of appearance association, this is engaging in appearance discrimination! Look down on the broad masses of people who are ordinary-looking. ”
The old man was choked up for a moment, and was silent for a moment before he said, "Stinky boy, just know how to talk back." If you dare to be presumptuous, let you go home and marry Huang Meiying immediately, she is still waiting for you! ”
Tang Yulan was taken aback when he heard this, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said: "Don't, you really want to rely on me to save your excellent genetic bloodline, the key is that Huang Meiying has dark skin, and it would be good if the grandson born to you could be brown." ”
"Humph!" The old man said: "Xiao Tang, if you are always so uncompetitive, then I will be ashamed of my ancestors and ancestors, and I will no longer have the face to live in the world." You can only apologize with death! ”
Tang Yulan was so frightened that she shivered, broke out in a cold sweat, calmed down her emotions, and said, "Dad, don't you just want to raise your eyebrows in front of the third uncle and compare the roe deer-headed mouse eyes and pig-headed dog faces?" How about I give you the title of honorary professor of Lingjiang University in two days? ”
"Do you have what it takes?" The old man's tone softened a lot, and said: "Xiao Tang, the ugly words are ahead, don't fool me, otherwise Lao Tzu will not support your son and cut off the father-son relationship!" Now it's just right, I want to get an honorary professor and get me a good daughter-in-law like Shen Shuting, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and ruthlessly expelling you from the house! ”
Tang Yulan was speechless.
"Speak, you want to die in a hurry!" The loud sound in the mobile phone made Tang Yulan's ears tremble.
Tang Yulan seemed to see the old man with a fierce look in front of him, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I think I can be more romantic than Tang Bohu, I don't lose to Zhuge Liang in strategy, I am as beautiful as Pan An, and I can't catch a girl yet, when the time comes, bring a team of beauties home for you to choose, even if you like the princess of the Arab Emirates, I will find a way to get it for you!" ”
"Hmph, empty talk. I have time to go home and take a look, your mother misses you! With that, the old man hung up the phone.
"You're being urged by your family to find a partner?" Xia Qinglian poked her head out of the kitchen and looked at him with Ying Ying eyes.
"Well, the old man wants to hug his grandson and wants to go crazy, the older generation's thinking is so stubborn, there is no way." Tang Yulan rubbed the cyan stubble on his chin, he didn't clean it up for two days, and it grew a lot.
"Do you have a girlfriend now?"
Tang Yulan smashed his mouth and said: "Now that China has not recovered from the century-old catastrophe, all countries are eyeing the mighty and powerful, and there are even some powerful people who want to seize China's interests. Coupled with the fact that so many children in poor areas rarely have enough food and clothing, I feel deeply depressed when I think about it. At this time, how can you fall in love casually and find a girlfriend? ”
"Uh......" Xia Qinglian was speechless for a moment, looking at him sitting on the sofa like a strong and energetic thinker, the frowning eyebrows in thought, the arms that supported the cheeks, the low-attached drive, and the bent lower limbs, as if under great pressure. What's more, he just woke up with messy long hair, deep and bright eyes, and a solemn look on his face, so that people couldn't tell that he was bragging. Xia Qinglian muttered and said, "Seeing that you say that you are so great, go wash your face and prepare for dinner first." ”
Tang Yulan scratched his head and said, "I don't want to, the old man is too picky, I have to find a tall and beautiful one, huh...... What does it taste like? ”
Xia Qinglian sniffed, turned her head to look into the kitchen, covered her mouth with her little hand and exclaimed: "My bamboo shoots fried shredded pork!" ”
A puff of green smoke rose from the woks in the kitchen.
After a while, several dishes and rice were served one after another.
Xia Qinglian knew that Tang Yulan had a terrifying appetite, and every time she cooked, she had to cook at least the amount of food for four adult men.
After the last, she cried and mourned and brought a black fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots, and after sitting down, she held her pink cheeks and said dejectedly: "It's a pity, the bamboo shoots are fresh from the morning market, this is good, it's all because you are pestering me to chat, you can't eat it!" ”
"Who says you can't eat it? Who knows that the food on the plate is hard! Tang Yulan put a few chopsticks in front of him, and put a few chopsticks into the bowl, bright white as jade, delicious rice and dried water, charred and black, it was impossible to tell which piece was bamboo shoots and which piece was meat.
"I can't eat it! Cancerogenic! Xia Qinglian was about to stop it.
Tang Yulan said that he had gone wrong, how could he regret it, pick up a mouthful of food and put it in his mouth to carry forward the traditional virtues of diligence and thrift of the Chinese nation.
Fortunately, after being a soldier king and being locked up in prison for three years, he had already eaten various flavors of food, so he didn't spit it out on the spot, leaned forward his neck, and swallowed hard, his mouth was bitter, numb and sour, and his tear ducts almost couldn't close!
Tang Yulan's old face flushed: "Ahem...... I know what it's like to lie down and taste the gall. It is recommended to take a bite every morning in the future to hone your mind. ”
"Hmph, don't eat it, you just want to eat it." Xia Qinglian hurriedly sandwiched two chopsticks and golden hooks for Tang Yulan to mix shredded potatoes, picked up a paper towel and gently wiped the vegetable oil at the corner of his mouth.
Tang Yulan's body stiffened, and his eyes widened.
Xia Qinglian suddenly noticed her intimate behavior, jumped down, and hurriedly said, "You...... Don't think about it, hurry up and eat. As he spoke, he lowered his head, and kept sending rice to his mouth with his chopsticks, and his pink cheeks never dared to raise up.
What's on this little girl's mind? Tang Yulan looked at him strangely.
Until she ate a small half bowl of rice, Xia Qinglian raised her eyes and glanced at Tang Yulan, her eyes met, she quickly turned her head away, wiped her mouth and said, "I'm full, you eat quickly, wait for me to clean up the dishes and chopsticks." He walked briskly back to his bedroom as if he were running away.
Tang Yulan didn't put down four bowls of rice, and was comfortably burped. Presumably, now that the news of the destruction of the skeleton group has spread, a matter of concern has been put down.
Since he came to Lingjiang, he has set off a violent turmoil, and he has not had a few days of stable life, and now he can finally relax.
Tang Yulan whistled comfortably, washed his face and kicked off his beard, and then went back to the bedroom to change into clean and handsome clothes, which were taken from Jiuhua Shopping Mall, and were worth more than 200,000 yuan.
The old man had already given an ultimatum, and he had to take care of his image.
Xia Qinglian saw Tang Yulan walking out of the room, and exclaimed in surprise.
Buddha relies on gold, people rely on clothes, Tang Yulan's face is well-defined, the bridge of the nose is straight, the white and ruddy complexion, and a pair of eyes that are deep to the extreme.
He wears light-colored trousers on his lower body, the collar of his shirt is loose, and the whole person is filled with an enterprising and avant-garde atmosphere, elegant but fashionable, high-profile and handsome.
In contrast, the endorsement of Jiuhua clothing on TV is popular for half the sky, and Qiu Yuefeng, a handsome guy whose fame is second only to Shen Shuting, is much inferior to Tang Yulan.
"Sister Qinglian, I'm leaving!"
Xia Qinglian waved her hand, seeing Tang Yulan's dashing back disappearing at the door, a pair of beautiful eyes staring at the door for a long time, and sighed leisurely after a while.
Last night, the Red Devil skeleton was not comfortable, with the fall of the skeleton group, the purple cloth will vent all his irrepressible anger on them, and the Internet café and billiard hall and restaurant run by him half the street have been smashed to varying degrees.
It's easy to put the icing on the cake, but there are always very few things to give charcoal in the snow. In addition to the dead and wounded, many of his brothers also fled. After gathering in the morning, there were less than thirty people left who could constitute combat power, and the Red Devil Skeleton had a hunch that there was no place for him in the western district of Lingjiang City, unless he could bring down Tang Yulan.
And the people of the Wolf Tooth Party refused to cooperate, and now they either relied on the strength of the Horror King Legion in the Chengnan District of Lingjiang City, the Angry Beast Alliance in the north of the city, and the Dragon Pattern Society in the east of the city.
However, if they joined, it would set off a bloody storm for the entire Lingjiang City.
In recent years, some powerful companies have not been satisfied with continuing to collect protection fees, so they have begun to set up companies and try to bleach themselves. As long as others don't violate their interests, how they fight has nothing to do with them.
Lingjiang City's economy is developing rapidly, and masters from all countries in the world want to come here to get a piece of the pie, and as the Horror King Legion, the Raging Beast Alliance, and the Dragon Pattern Society, they can sit on one side. Naturally, his subordinates are full of talents, and the soldiers are strong and general. As strong as Mr. Qin, he didn't dare to agree to Jia Xinxiong's arrogant words to rule the entire Lingjiang City.
After thinking about it, the Red Devil Skeleton resolutely couldn't sit still, and ruthlessly abandoned the territory, and evaporated in the western district of Lingjiang City with more than a dozen loyal horses.