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The audience was stunned!

Everyone originally thought that the little girl was just a beautiful and cute little girl, but only then did they know that she was absolutely superior!

I think back then, when Xu Damei just entered the police station, how many people changed the law and wanted to eat her tofu. But the end result? All of them were left on their stomachs by a neat over-the-shoulder fall. Xu Damei clapped her hands, nothing happened. But those who were knocked down directly asked their colleagues to help ask for half a month's leave. The purpose of eating tofu has been achieved, and it is still a close parent, but the price is a bit big. Therefore, even though there are many people in the police station who are peeking at Xu Damei's beauty, no one dares to take action.

The little girl is the first person to eat Xu Da Meiren's tofu so far and be safe and sound. If this is said by an unscrupulous uncle, the word "repeatedly" must be added. He'd seen it at least twice, so what if he hadn't seen it?

Xu Yiran was about to go crazy. Facing a little girl who couldn't be scolded and scolded, she was once crowned as a bully flower in the special forces of the military region, and she was defeated before she could fight.

"Little ancestor, please spare me" Xu Yiran begged in the little girl's ear, she really couldn't stand this kind of torture that should have been proud but turned into a disaster. As she sighed earlier: Big, is there something wrong?

The little girl blinked her innocent eyes and asked simply, "Li'er doesn't understand!" ”

"If it's possible, Xu Yiran would like to throw the little girl out of the coffin. Ben was still looking forward to having such a daughter, and she completely broke off this thought. If there is such a girl who is against the sky, then she has to be tortured and crazy. But then again, if she really has such a daughter, can she refuse her daughter's request to be milked in public?

"Little Nizi, don't pretend to be stupid here. Auntie, I am still a yellow flower girl, where did I get the milk? Xu Yiran said viciously.

The little girl who was still laughing one moment ago was crying the next moment, and the tears gathered in her big eyes, which was called a pitiful.

Xu Yiran saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately covered the little girl's small mouth that was about to open to cry, and apologized softly: "Little ancestor, Auntie is wrong, what you say is what." Didn't you just fall in love with your aunt's breasts? When no one is around, or one day you come to my house and let you have enough! ”

That's a real deal!

"Really?" The little girl asked with a flat mouth, her tone choked.

Xu Yiran nodded hurriedly, if she made this little ancestor cry again, then her label of a violent person would be condemned to death. Maybe I have to add the four words that can be called perverted! Because, she doesn't even let go of children.

"Retractor?" The little girl stretched out her little thumb, still looking pitiful. Only Nirvana, who is a father, knows that if the little girl wants to cry, it will be a matter of an instant, making it impossible to distinguish the true from the false.

Xu Yiran obediently stretched out her fingers, she thought she was very smart, but she sadly found that her cleverness was so smart that all of it was invalid for the little girl. Her parents once told her to let her, who has become an elite of the special forces, develop well in the army, but the rebellious she directly came to the first and then the prelude: applied for retirement and became a people's policeman.

Xu Yiran is very temperamental, she can wantonly vent on everyone present, but she doesn't dare to come to the little girl.

"The hook hangs for a hundred years!" The little girl was chattering crisply.

At the end of the hook, the little girl instantly changed into a bright smile, how could there be the sad and pitiful shadow just now?

Xu Yiran stroked her forehead weakly, this acting skill made her bow down.

"It's good, Auntie is not allowed to regret it!" The little girl smiled sweetly.

Xu Yiran smiled unnaturally, she was ready to regret it. The world is so big, how can there be so much fate for people to squander? How can there be so many fates that make people helpless to collapse?

The little girl spread her little hand in front of Xu Yiran and said, "Auntie, mobile phone!" ”

At this moment, Xu Yiran responded to all requests, and he really didn't dare to provoke this difficult little ancestor anymore. The little ghost is difficult, this little ghost definitely has the capital to stand on the top of the mountain and look down on the ghosts!

The little girl pressed a string of numbers, put them in her ear and listened, and then turned them off after calling, and said with a smile: "Now, Auntie can't run away!" ”

Xu Yiran, who wanted to see the little girl again, burst into tears in her heart, this year, a three-year-old child can already use a mobile phone proficiently. Back then, she was also a smart and clever example, but compared with the little girl in front of her, she was not at the same level at all, and she was 108,000 miles behind.

"Auntie, can I help someone ask you a little question?" The little girl whispered in Xu Yiran's ear, a little shy.

"Say it!" Xu Yiran was mentally prepared, since he couldn't resist, he could only obey. Let him be stormy, and I will not move. It boils down to two words: calm.

"How do you make this big?" The little girl first pointed to Xu Yiran's chest, and then used her hands to compare Xu Yiran's chest to draw two large circles. The portions are generous.

"Innate!" Xu Yiran replied blankly. This is also true. Countless people have asked him this question, but her answer: men use fists, women use pillows.

The little girl confirmed unwillingly: "Really? ”

"Is it necessary for Auntie to lie to you?" A smile of victory appeared on the corner of Xu Yiran's mouth, thinking that the little girl might not be able to defy the sky and win all the time.

The little girl exclaimed: "What a domineering genetic!" ”

Xu Yiran, who had just been happy for a few seconds, was suddenly choked and dizzy.

Perhaps this is the truest portrayal of happiness and sorrow.

If possible, Xu Yiran would like to send the little girl to the research department, and use special instruments to cut open the little girl's little head to see how the little girl's brain structure is different from ordinary people.

"Aunt Policeman, you are exposed to the wind and sun all day long, how do you maintain your skin so well? White, tender and smooth! The little girl touched Xu Yiran's pretty face, and asked curiously in amazement.

Xu Yiran rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "Who can have good skin like you?" ”

The little girl grinned and nodded smugly: "Yes!" ”

Xu Yiran found that the little girl was very immodest, and even said some things with the purpose of letting others praise her. This is digging a pit for others to jump, and then stepping on other people's shoulders to climb high to satisfy their own vanity.

However, then again, the little girl really has the capital to be praised.

The people around looked amazed, they may not be able to hear the conversation between the two women, one big and one small, but the expression on Xu Yiran's face did not hide it in the slightest. are all policemen, and they still have a hand in figuring out the work in people's hearts?

Xu Yiran's expression showed that she was angry, but she had to hold back. Between the rapid changes, it's called a wonderful. The one who can make Xu Damei behave so unbearable is the little girl who met for the first time in front of her. Many people silently gave a thumbs up to the little girl in their hearts.

At the side, Nirvana was busy dizzy, pouring tea and water to send dishes and chopsticks, and then adding flowing water to serve the food, there was no chance to be lazy at all.

On the side of this box, two women, one big and one small, are intrigued, and all eighteen kinds of martial arts are on the field. The uncle who watched the battle from the sidelines was amazed. But in the end, it was Xu Damei who was defeated.

The uncle who was often bullied and couldn't raise his head sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, one thing descends one thing!" ”