35. Don't say this kind of thing

One of these two meanings refers to the interests and hobbies of the woman herself, or a trait, and the other is the pleasure that the creature of the woman brings to the man, and the value of the play she has.

Its genre is not so much a novel as an essay, supplemented by plot, mainly humorous and satirical arguments - from the perspective of "I", observing various types of girls, and then commenting on the head and feet with very humorous and witty sentences, praise and criticism, all kinds of joy, the writing is old-fashioned and spicy, and it catches people's attention.

There are five or six thousand words in total, but you can read it in one breath, very smoothly, and full of laughter.

To say that its plot is also very simple, that is, in the rebellious period of youth "I" moved the mind of early love, ready to chase the girl to play early love, before that, many goals were determined ~ pig ~ pig ~ island ~ small ~ say ~ www ~ zHuzhuDao ~ com, and then observe, a total of three girls, each girl is vividly described, each has its own advantages and disadvantages, and the so-called fun of the topic, mainly funny bad taste.

I have to say that when Wu Di depicts female characters, he can get into three points, and the reason is naturally that he can understand women more deeply through guò Wu Di. This is just like Wu Di when writing male characters, it is more in line with male characteristics.

The article is an open-ended ending.,But some clever foreshadowing,But the reader can figure out whether the protagonist has chased the girl.,Can you tolerate the bad taste of the girls.,And which girl was finally chosen.。

These foreshadowings are obviously used to seduce the reader into reading the text over and over again, but in fact, this kind of short story, if it is well written, will naturally make people want to read it many times.

The weather is getting warmer, the afternoon sun always gives people a lazy feeling, the quiet campus, the empty classroom, Wu Di is reading Wu Di's "The Taste of Women", she is sitting in her seat, and Wu Di is sitting opposite her. Unbridled admiring the most beautiful scenery in his eyes.

Speaking of which, when Wu Di saw the title of this article, she couldn't help but speculate with the greatest malice whether Wu Di would write a small H article to tease her, she had always known that his attitude towards literature was extremely casual, and he was far less passionate about it than she did.

But after reading the first paragraph, she couldn't help but laugh. This is actually an argumentative text.,Or it's ridicule.,The object of ridicule is the class teacher who is strictly forbidden to ban early love at the class meeting.,And part of the reason why the protagonist "I" gave birth to chase girls is due to this rigid head teacher.。

The witty text satirizes the head teacher in a ridiculous way, which is not bitter, but it makes people feel refreshing, and he also hacks a test-taking education, which is in line with the identity of Wu Di's body, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old rebellious young man.

And when people really grow up and mature. It will be found that the so-called suzhì education is undoubtedly more biased towards the elite, and there is more room for maneuver, and the children of the elite also have more resources to learn other music, art, etc., so in the end, it is still more equitable for exam-oriented education......

Wu Di read this article in one sitting with a smile, and then read it three more times before she raised her head and opened her two big lovely eyes. looked at the man opposite with satisfaction, and praised without hesitation: "Sure enough, it's me." Whether you are a man or a woman, you can write a good article. ”

Wu Di smiled gently, touched the girl's head, the silky and silky long black hair made people love it, and it was all in a word, touching the girl at such a close distance. He sincerely felt a warm spiritual home, and her existence was so warm that it completely dispelled loneliness.

The girl with a single ponytail narrowed her eyes slightly, enjoying Wu Di's touch. Like a soft cat, and then she said in a faint tone: "I said, the three women in your article have prototypes, right?" ”

Wu Di's hand stiffened slightly, he pondered for a moment, then nodded: "It's a woman I've once attacked, you know, every time I conquer a world, there will be a big harem, and girls with various attributes are collected, which are just used as writing materials to please you......"

The corners of Wu Di's mouth twitched, slapped his hand away, and said angrily as if it were true or false: "You say it well, obviously I will always have you as a man in my heart, but you guy is arrogant to open a harem?" So what Zhang Jingzhi is, I'm almost on good terms with you again, right? The grapevine has reached our class......"

Wu Di looked at the girl who seemed to be full of jealousy, the corners of her mouth also tugged, and then suddenly hooked her jaw, and chuckled: "The jealous look is not enough, but with your appearance, making this gesture is still very ornamental." Say it's just me, a man, after all, because your sexual orientation is a woman, right? Don't think I don't know, you're enjoying my strategy girl process because you can experience this qiē with my body at any time. ”

"Maybe one day, you and I will have promiscuous sex with a large group of beautiful women, this kind of stimulation, you must be very longing, right? When the time comes, you can also transfer me to this perfect female body of yours, and then use my male body to take possession of her fiercely, using various positions...... There's no need to quibble, you're such a self-willed, indulgent person of enjoyment, the ontology, you're the perfect girl in disguise, that's how perverted you are. ”

Wu Di grabbed his index finger, scratched his palm, smacked his mouth, smiled charmingly, and captivated the country: "Why do you say such a pleasant thing, people can't tear it down...... You can pass it directly to me, you're such a bad man! Hey, it seems that I can only say this, no matter how many women you have, you must have me in your heart, and I must be the eldest woman you are marrying, the master of the harem! ”

"Needless to say, this kind of destined thing needs to be said, but sometimes I need your help when I want to attack beautiful women. After all, your storage zài can arouse the desire of some beauties to compete, and your zài is also a way to increase my charm value. Wu Di said.

"If you say this kind of thing to other girls who like you, the way they respond to you must be a hard slap, and it is too much to open a harem and ask girls to help!" Wu Di pretended to be fierce and spicy, but he had another style.

Wu Di gently scraped the tip of her nose, and said to the general: "Whatever you want, in fact, you can stop my behavior of attacking girls at any time, but you have always enjoyed it, watching those girls become the prey of my mouth." ”

"Oh, it's said that don't say this kind of thing with your mouth, just put it in your heart and I know, it's really annoying to have a doppelganger who knows your heart...... You should learn to be more interesting, and please me by showing your true love for me, brother! Don't always get out of the show, you have to play the role I let you play, that's the fun! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info () to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to M. to read. (To be continued......) R1071