Gu Jihai's answer suddenly made Gu Shiman, who had always had an excellent temperament, speechless, and looked at the other party fixedly, not knowing what to say.

Sign first, then write the terms and conditions of the contract. Is this in accordance with the procedure? It's a shame that he figured it out.

I didn't notice it for a long time, but the little boy in front of me, who was a little shy and a little shy, turned out to be a bully and hooligan

Gu Shiman put a pen on the blank contract, and then handed it to the other party, Gu Jihai subconsciously lowered his head, and what caught his eye were three beautiful words: Gu Shiman!

"Since there's nothing more to do, I'll go first." Carefully stuffing the signature pen and the contract with only the signatures of both parties and no terms into his pocket, Gu Jihai rubbed his hands crampedly, and said embarrassedly.

"Hmm." is worthy of being the goddess in someone's heart, that is, she is cultivated, at this time, she is still not shocked, and she hummed quietly and lightly, which is considered an answer.

However, this light sound made Gu Jihai make a big red face. Because he thought of it in his heart, she must have rolled her eyes at herself in her heart at this moment: If you go, let's go quickly, will I still keep you?

Gu Jihai, who felt embarrassed, panicked, and wanted to pull the door out when he stepped forward and stretched out his hand.

Soon, he suddenly thought of something, and all the movements of his hands and feet were frozen in the air by him.

Wrong! If I get out of here, I won't be beaten to death!"

Gu Jihai hurriedly turned around, but collided with Gu Shiman's puzzled eyes, and said curtly: "I see, I'd better climb the window." ”

The bathroom in Gu Shiman's house has four upper and lower windows, and outside the two higher windows below, there is a row of hardwood sticks with the size of a bottle, and the distance between them is enough to stretch out a fist, and a person can come out of it, don't even think about it. Fortunately, the two lower windows on the top are only placed on the outside of a layer of cardboard, and you can walk through it without hindrance.

However, it is also a difficult job to climb out of it alone, and it even carries a certain degree of danger.

Gu Jihai was covered with dust and cobwebs before he climbed out with difficulty.

After coming out, Gu Jihai was very happy, jumped out of ten steps, suddenly slapped his forehead, and remembered that Gu Shiman had only one relative, her grandmother, who also died two years ago, and suddenly couldn't help but wake up like a dream: "Damn!" She is alone in Shiman's house, why should Lao Tzu climb the window! ”

"How good is it to swagger and walk through the front door openly, can you be guilty of being sneaky like this, and being a thief? It's also disgraceful. ”

Gu Jihai was annoyed here, and suddenly an old voice came from the front and spoke to Gu Jihai: "Jihai, what did you just do?" The face is black, the black is black, it looks like a black face who is about to sing on stage, where are you naughty? Clean home boil water to wash, clean. ”

Hearing the sound, Gu Jihai raised his head and looked at the source of the sound, and saw a thin old man carrying a load of vegetables, looking kind, and walking towards him with a smile.

Seeing this, Gu Jihai couldn't help but feel horrified in his heart, and a chill spread from the tail vertebrae to the top of his head, making his scalp numb.

It's Shiman's grandmother, didn't she die two years ago? I also ate her funeral wine. How

TMD, hell!

Looking at his familiar and unfamiliar little hands in a daze, Gu Jihai couldn't help but feel 10,000 grass and mud horses flying over the Maragobi.

God, you're playing with me, aren't you?

Although there has been a scientific conception of a time machine for a long time, it is said that when the speed of the time machine reaches a certain speed, it can turn back time. Also, if a person goes around a big tree at some legendary speed, it is possible to hug himself from behind.

However, in this era when you don't even know whether there are aliens, these things have only appeared in some science fiction movies, right? Besides, I haven't seen a time machine yet, so why did you get me more than a decade ago? What is the difference between this and convicting a boar who has never touched a sow guilty of rape or rape?

Yes, as soon as Gu Jihai opened his eyes, he went back to more than ten years ago, this year, he just graduated from elementary school.

The summer of that year was also the first Waterloo in his life.

Of course, back to more than a decade ago. This conclusion is not that he made up his mind recklessly, but all kinds of signs are indicated, the most important of which is that Gu Jihai, who had an epiphany, ripped open his crotch as soon as possible and carried out the inspection work.

After a moment, stabilizing his mood, Gu Jihai didn't know what kind of mood he was in.

Slowly took out the contract book that was rolled into a paper tube from his pocket, which was the unfinished contract that someone shamelessly forced Gu Shiman to sign before he had time to write the terms.

Slowly spreading out this contract, Gu Jihai was suddenly shocked.

I saw that there was a big blank on the paper, and there was no flaw - I had just seen the signature signed by Gu Shiman disappear!

My day, this Shenma situation?

I still want to sign an 'unequal' treaty, but as a result, people's signatures are gone, and it's still hairy.

Just when Gu Jihai's head was paste, I don't know when the paper of the road became a contract of obscure yellow and inferior paper, and a line of vigorous handwriting slowly appeared on the blank top:

"Welcome to the Universal Contract!"

"What?" Gu Jihai, who was surprised, didn't have time to read that line clearly, and as a result, he disappeared on the flat paper.

Immediately, on the paper, like the PPT presentation shown, the new handwriting jumped on the paper one by one.

"The universal contract, to put it more complicated, is an intermediary that can compulsorily cross all obstacles, generate specific rights and obligations between specific parties, and connect the corresponding parties with some wonderful connection according to the contract. Among them, Party A, as the host of this agreement, will enjoy more rights, while Party B, which is the opposite of it, will unconditionally assume more obligations. ”

"To put it simply, as my host, you! No matter who you want to do, or even what you want, I can make the other party do what you want through a paper contract to satisfy your even evil thoughts. For example, the beautiful woman who has just signed a contract with you that has not yet had time to write the terms, as long as you find the contract in the unfinished contract and write some extremely evil terms, you can be of course tonight, provided that your body is fully developed! ”

Damn the 'Universal Contract'! The words 'fully developed' were marked in bold red font.

These four specially marked words were unusually dazzling, looking at Gu Jihai's eyes, he couldn't help but tear open the crotch of the tight belt again, studied it carefully, and then raised his head in a depressed manner, and let go of the tight belt with a 'snap'.

Hate, the stick has become an earthworm, and it is bare.

The hair has not yet grown, how can it be said that it is fully developed?

Damn, what about Lao Tzu's oversized bird? Who stole it?

Gritting his teeth, it was easy for Gu Jihai to finally tear up the bullshit 'universal contract' that dared to ** himself without being angry.

It seems that knowing what Gu Jihai thought in his heart, the universal contract book paused his elaboration, and inserted some sentences that made him want to burst out:

'Everything that has been stolen by the years will eventually be returned by the years. If you are really psychologically unbearable, it doesn't matter, let's not look at the size of the technique! ’

Also, one-finger Zen, isn't that good? ’

Probably feeling the anger that Gu Jihai had accumulated on the verge of outburst, the universal contract book was very clever, and with a bang, the paper was blank again, and all the handwriting was invisible.

Gu Jihai Tie blushed with a face, seeing that all the evidence of the crime was shamelessly destroyed by the universal contract, and it was easy to resist the urge to find a lighter to burn the broken contract.

Once the host exceeds the right to use the contract, it will be punished accordingly, and the host is also familiar with the principle and use it carefully. ’

For example, at present, this universal contract is in the initial activation period, which is an inferior stage, in principle, the host can only sign a contract with a minor, but if the host insists on signing a contract with an adult, under normal circumstances, the contract will take effect, but the host will lose its yang life and lose its own life. ’

In other words, right now, if the host signs a contract with a 90-year-old man, then you, as the host, will have a high chance of burping! ’

'Excuse me, do you need to explain what burp means?' If you are confused, this contract is happy to help you and clearly explain the word hiccup. Explain that I'm not tired all day. ’

"No, I don't." Gu Jihai looked at the universal contract book coldly, his head was full of black lines, and he couldn't wait to use this guy to shave his butt and make toilet paper: "You're not tired, I'm tired." ”

Well, that's a pity. ’

'Alright, go ahead. ’

Therefore, the issue of principle is very important, this contract is at this inferior level at the moment, and the host can sign a contract with a minor; You can sign a contract with someone under the age of 20 for the coarse level, 30 years old for the general level, 40 years old for the fine class, there is no age limit for the top level, and the legendary level can do anything. Violations of the principle will be punished accordingly. ’

Since the universal contract can deduct the life of the host, of course, the host can also exchange the life from this contract. 10,000 points can be exchanged for one year and the life expectancy will be extended. That is to say, as long as you can afford to give points, it is not impossible to be a thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle. ’

"Humph!" Gu Jihai sneered, and his tone was cold: "You should be very glad that you are not a turtle spirit king eight turtles, otherwise with your poisonous snake, Lao Tzu will stew you with a pot." ”

'Well, I want to say weakly in this contract, I'm sorry to disappoint you, even if I'm a Wang Bajing, it's difficult to stew some nutrients from me with ordinary woks, water pots, and pressure cookers, and thousands of eight hundred degrees are considered bubble baths. ’

'Okay, let's get down to business again'

Finally dismissed the noisy 'universal contract', Gu Jihai clicked on the 'unfinished contract (1)" item in the upper right corner with great interest, and the contract that was temporarily hidden immediately appeared.

It's very advanced. It's still touchscreen.

With excitement in his eyes and a mouthful of good teeth, Gu Jihai looked at the signature of Party B, the dream lover, and Gu Shiman's beautiful signature.

Hey, hey, hey, rubbing his hands tightly, Gu Jihai unconsciously overflowed with a lewd smile at the corner of his mouth, that look, as lewd and, as yindang.

Okay, Diao Silk turned over and became the master, and the goddess was finally at my mercy. Brother can do whatever he wants, and he doesn't have to discuss.

What terms should I fill in?

How can I just like you? You have to like me, love me to death.

Gu Jihai hurriedly filled in the first clause with a signature pen: "You love me, you love me very much, you only love me, and you don't change your mind." (Term, how can a lifetime be enough?) Love me for 10,000 years! ）”

In recent years, the atmosphere has become more and more open, the rivers are declining, the girls are bolder than the other, doing things is the same as scraping other people's hearts with a knife, and giving birth to a son who is not his husband dares to say that he is as pure as a piece of tofu brain. What is the use of light love? There must also be voluntary dedication for love. A manly man can do anything, but he can't be a cuckold king. I don't want to wear a green hat on my head.

Thinking so, Gu Jihai put pen to paper and wrote the second article: It is not enough to be psychological, and neither can the body, so as not to have a major accident.

The third one, society is like a big dye vat, everyone is crawling in it, the years have passed, there are few who come out of the mud and are not stained, and the light is the same as the dust, and there are many who go with the flow, although I don't see that others dislike the poor and love the rich, avoid evil and seek good fortune, but, Shiman, I still like your purity as water, and I don't like you to become a vulgar philistine. I can't imagine you going with the flow, it's a scary horror movie

While pondering and writing, I don't know how long it has passed, and Gu Jihai has also written more than a dozen.

At this time, his mother asked him downstairs to go down to take a bath, he was in a hurry, and Gu Jihai didn't have time to think about it, so he pressed confirmation.

Once the contract is confirmed, it cannot be changed. Many years later, when Gu Jihai looks back on today, he can't help beating his chest and regretting it. If Heaven gave him another chance to do it again, he would definitely remember to write that clause in large bold font.

Mom, you can't call me later that day! I forgot to fill in a very important clause for the contract in a hurry, and I couldn't stand it!

Not again! Oh, my God! Shiman, you are still here. You know that I can't see you sad, and you still look at me with this kind of resentment, don't you think I died early enough?

Okay, okay, all the mistakes are my fault, I shouldn't have been cheap back then, I forgot to add that one, let's sign a new contract, okay? Don't shake your head. Why are you willing to listen to me in any question, and this is the one who refuses to listen to me? How easy it is to re-sign a contract.

Yes! I'm going to die, you're looking at it again.

Well, I promise, I'm never going to mess with any other girls again, I promise.

What the? You don't believe it?

Oh my God, I've been doing this for a long time, and they took the initiative to provoke me!

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