"You forgot to take your medicine, you have to feel less, I'll give you more?"

"No, no, I'm not bad for money, but I'm not stupid. Mo asked and waved his hand.

He said happily: "It's rare for the shopkeeper to be generous once, in this way, bring me four portions of two dishes!"

"Okay", Yu Sheng stretched out his hand, "a total of thirty times, thanks to your patronage." ”

"What?" Mo Wen almost fell down in fright, "Isn't it Siguan?"

He asked Yu Sheng, "Is it because I am not good at mental arithmetic, or is your mental arithmetic taught by that little man?"

After the business broke up yesterday, the grass came to him this morning to settle the account, and Mo Wen has a deep understanding of the arithmetic.

"I'm much better at mental arithmetic than you. Yu Sheng pointed to the menu, "Don't you see the limited supply? You ask for one more and the price of the meal will be doubled." ”

Mo Wen stretched out his finger and calculated, "What if I want five copies?"

"Sixty-two runs. Yu Sheng said.

Mo Wen pinched his fingers and said admiringly: "The shopkeeper is really a god, and you are really not ambiguous in terms of money, better than a monkey." ”

There was some sarcasm in the second half of the sentence, but I didn't hear it for the rest of my life.

However, Yu Shiyu said to Aunt Qing when he heard this: "Don't say it, this must be inherited from his mother." ”

Na Mo asked this, reached into his arms and took out the money, "Then I want..."

"Five copies?"

"No, one copy. Mo Wen handed the two runs to Yu Sheng, and said proudly: "Shopkeeper, I'm not stupid." ”

The rest of his life was full of disappointment, "It's only two times, and you still say all day long that you are not bad for money, and you are not ashamed of you?"

"Less agitation. Mo Wen had already learned to deal with the rest of his life, so he beckoned his family over and asked for one each.

Just when he was triumphant, the white cup that was sent by Yu Sheng to ask for poison hurriedly ran in.

He happily said to Yu Sheng: "Shopkeeper Yu, hurry, hurry, I have brought back the poison you wanted." ”

He held each of his two hands, and introduced to Yu Shengbo with great interest: "This is the Seven Jujube Pill, this is the half-step madness with a smile, which do you think is appropriate?"

Without waiting for the rest of his life to answer, Bai Bei said again: "If you are not satisfied, I still have seven steps in my pocket." ”

The lobby fell silent all of a sudden, and everyone watched in horror for the rest of their lives.

"What are you doing with so much poison?" Yu Sheng noticed the subtle atmosphere around him, and hurriedly asked Bai Bei, expecting him to explain why he took poison.

Bai Beihui was mistaken, and did not help Yu Sheng explain, but said: "Oh, shopkeeper Yu, I don't blame me." ”

"There are so many poisons in the back, and you still let me choose, isn't it sincere to embarrass me? ”

"Besides, it's poison, can I pick and choose?

"It's better to eat silently, without pain, and die in a miserable state, so it's easy to get along. Bai Bei said.

"It's been a long time to choose, but I'm still hesitant, so I'm coming to you to make a decision. ”

Yu Sheng could only wave his hand and explain by himself, "Don't get me wrong, this poison was begged for by himself." ”

Everyone obviously didn't believe it, and for the rest of his life, he could only push the white cup and let him explain by himself.

"Yes, yes, don't get me wrong. Bai Bei nodded, "I offended Shopkeeper Yu, this poison was used by me to commit suicide." ”

"That's ruthless enough. Mo asked.

He took out sixty guan from his arms, "Shopkeeper Yu, I didn't mean to tease you just now, I want five copies, really." ”

"You misunderstood, it's not that he offended me, it's that he wants to kill himself. Yu Sheng said.

"Yes, yes, I wanted to kill myself. Bai Bei explained beside him, "Let the shopkeeper feed me for me." ”

The guests in the lobby looked incredulous, they hadn't heard of themselves looking for poison and letting others feed them.

Si You Baicao said: "Shopkeeper Yu, this is your mistake, you can't kill people too much, how can you toss people so much?"

"Who tossed him?"

The rest of his life jumped into the sea and couldn't wash it, so he drove the white cup away, "Yes, you want to die to find a place by yourself, don't bother me." ”

"Shopkeeper Yu, don't, you don't feed me, it's useless for me to eat, Shopkeeper Yu..."

Bai Bei chased Yu Sheng into the back kitchen, just lifted the door curtain, and was kicked away by Yu Sheng. "Don't let poison into the back kitchen!"

If he had been allowed to bring so much poison into the back kitchen, no one would have eaten this meal tonight.

Aunt Qing's stool flashed, allowing the white cup to sweep over the tabletop, stumbling directly outside the inn door, and falling in front of the old beggar.

"Why don't you just kick me to death?" said Bai Bei as he fell to the ground and looked up to the sky.

"Don't be angry, if you anger Shopkeeper Yu, he can kick you to death, resurrect you, and kick you to death. The old beggar came over.

He just blocked the light, and when he saw that the white cup was well-dressed when he entered, he was now cut by his sword and in tatters, and he suddenly felt sympathy.

"If you want me to say that you should not go in, you can use my place for a night today, so that you will not suffer. The old beggar said.

He stole some dragon's beard grass from the inn, and his beggar's den was very comfortable.

He stretched out his hand to pull him up, but the white cup was indifferent, and only said bitterly, "Trouble to move the ground." ”

"Nodier?"

The old beggar came here because he couldn't get along in Yangzhou City, and his territory was robbed.

"I'm telling you, I'm also the elder of this bag in the beggar gang. His outstretched thumb and forefinger.

"I don't care if you're eight or nine, you've stepped on my hand. Bai Bei shouted.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The old beggar hurriedly dodged away, and kept apologizing, "Forgive me for being clumsy." ”

As soon as the words fell, a "snap" slapped the old beggar in the face, making the old beggar's eyes glow and he was dizzy.

"Hey, how can there be a Venus in the sky, and a one-eyed monster..."The old beggar was puzzled, his foot was tripped by the white cup leg that fell to the ground, and the whole person fell on the white cup.

The screams suddenly resounded throughout the inn, startling the guests and people.

Not only the inn, but also something outside was scared.

A stone the size of a little grandson's head fell and hit the vital part of the white cup impartially.

The white cup that had just finished screaming screamed again, which was even worse than Fang Cai.

He hoarsely snorted and said breathlessly, "Stinky beggar, where the are you?"

The old beggar hurriedly stood up, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

"You did it on purpose, otherwise you could have stepped on it so accurately?"

Bai Bei scolded, "If you want to take revenge on me for slapping you in the face, you just come openly, what kind of man is sneaking." ”

The old beggar stood up, was stunned when he saw the stone under the crotch of the white cup, and then heard the white cup scolding.

"Damn, you dare to be a demon and beat Lao Tzu. "There is a wrong, there is a debtor, and the old beggar has finally found the culprit.

The old beggar wanted to step on it again, but when he looked at the stone between the legs of the white cup, he still let him go.

At this time, there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and there was another big slap on the face, and the frightened old beggar hurriedly covered his face.

"You're fucking beating me again?!" the old beggar was furious.

"No, no, absolutely not, I only say the word 'blind'..."

The white cup said half of the words, "pop", a crisp sound out of thin air, and the sound of a slap.