Chapter 236 The Rise is in the West, and the Elephant is in the South

After the hearty fight, a dust cleansing spell was completely refreshed, and the bear children were sent away, and Fusu flew to Tianchen, hugged the girl and kneaded it for a long time, and was not willing to let go until the subtle "whoop" call. Seeing her daughter's tearful appearance, Tianchen couldn't help but glance at Fusu, and hugged her in her arms to coax her for a long time before she opened her eyebrows. Pifusu is a "unscrupulous aunt" attribute in her bones, and she likes to make children cry the most, even if it is her own daughter and son, she also likes to poke people crying with tears and hazy eyes.

was poked in the face by Fusu, Jinwei refused to do it, couldn't hide and couldn't dodge, "Wow Wow" cried, Tianchen changed his posture to Jinwei and asked his daughter to bury her face in his chest. That's it, you can cry sadly for a while, until Tianchen's clothes are wet. Tianchen was distressed, but Fusu was happy on the side, making Tianchen stretch out his hand and slap it.

"How can you bully your own daughter like this, it is still not enough to hold it in the palm of your hand, so it is comfortable for you to tease your children and cry all day long." Tianchen sighed and shook his head, full of helpless tones of "How unlucky it is to be a mother like you".

"How can a child who can't cry have candy, besides, who else dares to make her cry except me. If no one bullies her, she will not be able to bully others in the future. Fu Su withdrew his hand and didn't poke it, but the crooked two sentences made Tianchen happy.

"It's really good to co-author, it's all because you bully him all day long, but you don't have the credit for your senior brother and Junyi. If you don't teach, it's the father's fault, and it's the child's fault if you don't teach, and you can be regarded as teaching. Tianchen sighed and replied: "If you like to make children cry, don't be so crooked, they don't look crooked, they are taken from your soul." It all depends on your temperament. Where can it be crooked? ”

Ponder for a moment. Fu Su said: "It's just like me and you feel crooked, when you are unruly, when I am afraid of death and cowardly, who does not take the crooked point on the road of life, the key is to have the courage and will to go back to the right path." I call this frustration education, if I can't even stand poking a little face, what if someone hits her in the face in the future. ”

For a while, Tianchen had nothing to say. I had to look at her for a long time and was speechless, and after a while, I spoke: "After all, teach her well, what kind of setback is it to poke your face, the road to immortality is difficult and dangerous, bumpy and hard, how can she get through it if you poke her face." Arrange it in the future, you don't bully your daughter every day, and you have only seen you as a biological mother who laughs when she sees her children crying. ”

Subtlety: Daddy is mighty, love Daddy!

After revealing this and not mentioning it, anyway, Fusu will not be easily changed, and the country is easy to change. It's hard to change your nature. Then he changed the topic and asked Tianchen, "How many days can you stay?" ”

"I'll leave tomorrow. I have only visited the three temples, and there are some inappropriate places, which need to be taken a closer look. I haven't seen you for so long, why don't you seem to miss me at all, I think about you day and night, and worry that you will be treated badly in the Boundless Sect. Tianchen stretched out his hand, also poked a handful of Fusu's face, grew flesh again, and continued to poke twice with satisfaction.

Waving away Tianchen's hand, Fu Su said: "If you want me to not even pass on a jade talisman, empty words, I can also say that because you are not around, I don't want to think about tea and food day and night." Moreover, if you are hypocritical or not, it has only been a long time, and a thousand years of immortality is not long. Hmph, and besides, you have been messing with flowers and grass recently, I know that there are many of your old lovers in the true fairy world. ”

Tianchen: ......

Just as he was telling him what to say, Fu Su interrupted again, and said with a few knives in his eyes: "And, as soon as you arrive in the True Immortal Realm, you will be like this burnt bun, who will show it, hum." Xiaoxian, I have a mediocre appearance, and I feel embarrassed to match Chenjun, otherwise we will return to the bridge and return to the road in the future, and there will be no etiquette in the horizontal and vertical. ”

"It's not...... Don't you like to watch it? Tianchen firmly believed that Fusu was a nymphomaniac, otherwise why would he have to change his appearance back. Moreover, after he changed back to this appearance, he was a for a long time, and now he can still drool when he sees it, but now he blames him for being hypocritical, which is really heartless.

This time it was Fusu's turn to say nothing, squeaked a few words, and said: "I don't care, you are not allowed to look like this when you go outside, do you want to hook the little goblin, dress up like this." ”

Only then did Tianchen realize that no matter how strong a woman is, she is as heartless as a floating su, and there are times when she is so unreasonable. However, Tianchen pondered for a long time, but laughed out loud, and said: "Yes, yes, it's my fault, in the future, I will go out unkempt and dirty, and I don't care if I let the fairy eat flying vinegar." When I read me, I said bluntly, why be so awkward, but you and I have a long life, and it is not possible to play with your temper, which is quite gratifying. ”

To say that Fu Su doesn't want Tianchen, it's impossible, it's just that he didn't show it, how could he not worry about it in his heart, but the two of them don't have a string, so they want to pass a jade talisman to contact them. In the past, when the world was called, I still knew how to send text messages, but now it's good, I don't even have a text message, which makes Fusu a little uncomfortable. was pitted by Tianzun again, and I heard that many flowers and plants are in the real fairy world, and my heart is very astringent.

was pierced in his heart, Fu Su did not pretend to be ashamed, and stared at Tianchen and said: "If I know who is close to you within three feet, you will die!" ”

"Yes, the fairy is so strong and invincible, the little monk is daring. Now that I have a master, whoever dares to come will definitely let her come back. Tianchen hurriedly expressed his loyalty, it didn't matter if he lost his temper and was awkward, but he couldn't doubt his loyalty.

"That's good." Fu Su lowered his head and smiled after speaking, thinking about it and laughing sullenly. Although she was a little vinegar, she felt that life was really beautiful when she thought of someone being helplessly pushed down and looking dead. Anyway, it's a matter of the previous life, she won't be so careful, but she can't be involved until now.

"It's you who gloat, it's still you who are jealous, and the fairy is getting harder and harder to serve." Tianchen said and laughed.

The two hugged their daughter and went back to Golden Pavilion No. 14 with Fusu to kiss and kiss, but they didn't mention Wen Wenxin. Let's go to say that Tianzun on Wanhe Peak is looking at the hexagram plate at this time, and other idle little things can be measured by Tianzun as long as he reads it, and at this time, he used the three plates of heaven, earth and man to refute it, which shows how complicated and difficult things are. At first, I only used ordinary hexagrams, but I couldn't calculate it, so I changed the big plate, and after the big plate, I couldn't figure it out and brought out the three plates in one.

There are not many things and people who can make Tianzun use all three plates, and the last time he used it was tens of millions of years ago, after Tianzun finished arranging the plates, he kept staring at it, not knowing how to speak, and finally had to sigh: "Pit goods, you really want your sister's life." ”

"The troubled times have descended, the world has become crazy, the rise is in the west, and the elephant is in the south." After calculating for a long time, I had to say this, and after Tianzun recited it twice, I understood. The idiots of Buddhism have really become crazy into demons, the so-called chaotic times have descended, and the demons have descended, and the Buddha has become crazy and become demons and destroy the world. Qige is in the west, the Buddha Gate stands in the west of the true immortal realm, called the upper west sky, the elephant is in the south, and the two sects of Yunmen Wuya are located in the south of the true immortal realm.

Add Fusu and Tianchen again, and get four more words - Beike Lai'an. The Canghai Realm has soared to the True Immortal Realm, and the entrance is in the north, and everything is right. Tianzun plus himself and Shizun, as well as the Dao Sect, sure enough, even if everything is clear, it is still necessary to get the pit goods quickly.

"Pit goods, waiting for the old lady to think of getting you here, and I want to get out of the way. Since this is because of you, you have to come and settle it. Beike Lai'an, you are also a Beike, and you don't bother the two masters. The peace of the True Immortal Realm for tens of millions of years should be messed up, and if it is not chaotic, those bastards should be cleaned up...... Tong'er, go and call the sect master. Tianzun said, took out another jade talisman, and after babbling a few words, he stretched out his fingers and flicked it, the jade talisman was for the first venerable of the Cloud Gate Sect.

Tianfu Zhenjun arrived outside the palace in a moment's time, Tianzun called him in, pointed to the hexagram plate and said: "Come and see for yourself, and tell me what you think after reading it." Go back and summon all the hall masters, let them all see, busy fighting all day long, but don't prevent the world from going to chaos, what a bunch of fools, you just live too comfortably, you can't live if you don't die. As a result, the people watching the play next to him were annoyed, and they were thinking about how to destroy this world with you, if it weren't for the fact that you were all my disciples and grandchildren, I really should have let you die. ”

While listening to Tianzun's lesson of splitting his head and covering his face, he stretched his neck to look at the hexagram plate, and Tianzun only understood the hexagram after looking at it for a long time, and then he felt that his neck seemed to be strangled to death by someone, and he almost couldn't breathe: "The patriarch has taught me that the disciples will call the hall masters of the fifty-two halls to come, but I don't know if the ancestor wants to train it himself, or will we discuss it ourselves?" ”

"Call me over and let me scold a few words, I don't care about things, you have to die yourself, I won't accompany you." Tianzun snorted lightly, looked at Tianfu Zhenjun and said: "There is still something to do, quickly go and call those fools, they will not be on the house for a day." Over the years, I have watched your cultivation rise in years, and there are a lot of disciples and grandchildren, who are not good at falling in your face and scolding you every day, and you have made such a lot of troubles. It's as stupid as a pig, don't blame it for being slaughtered and boiled into soup and eaten at that time, pigs are so lucky. ”

Wiping the sweat, Tianfu Zhenjun hurriedly slipped out of the room, and called the disciples to quickly invite all the hall masters of the fifty-two halls, those hall masters, it is useless to send jade talismans, so you can only ask the disciples to invite. After two quarters of an hour, the disciples came back to resume their lives, and after another three or five quarters of an hour, the hall masters of the fifty-two halls came over, more than seven thousand peaks, divided into fifty-two hall masters in charge, like a feudal official, easy to support and not move on weekdays.

At this time, the fifty-two hall masters came, although they had a slight remark in their hearts, but they didn't dare to touch Tianzun's intentions, among them, there was really no one who could be higher than Tianzun in terms of force value: "Tianfu master nephew, what is going on, why did the ancestor call me and others to come?" ”

"Ahem, the patriarch specially called you here to ...... The patriarch said that he wanted to scold you two, go in first. "The hexagram plate has not been moved, if you want to see it, you have to go to the Tianzun Palace, and when you see Tianzun, you will naturally be scolded first.

Everyone's hearts were cold, they would rather be chased and beaten by Tianzun than be scolded, it is really too uninteresting for Tianzun to scold, and there will always be only two words over and over again - stupid. Tianzun could repeat these two words a hundred thousand times until she felt comfortable.

Can...... Who would dare not go in!

The fifty-two hall masters looked at each other, and then drooped their heads and entered the hall to greet the "fools" at least 100,000 times. (To be continued......)

PS: I'll post a public chapter later, which is the first 3,000 words of the second revision of the ancient sayings of the new text, you can take a look. And then tomorrow we will send out the cultivation of the true words and the ancient sayings.