Zhou Da was skeptical, how could anyone stand there and let people fork, unless this person was stupid.

"Why don't you do it? Don't you like me standing close enough? Or rather, you're a timid person yourself. Li Ling pretended to be cute and stupid.

Zhou Da swallowed a mouthful of spit, very nervous, very nervous holding the metal fork in his hand!

"Then I'll stand in front of you and make it easy for you to reach." Li Ling really moved over and stood quietly in front of Zhou Da, looking at Zhou Da's eyes that were bloodshot with anger and nervousness.

Zhou Da trembled, dazed, and sweated.

"Don't think I don't dare, I can tell you, I've killed people before, I've killed people to me, you're afraid." Zhou Da touched the sweat on his forehead and said intimidatingly.

Li Ling touched Zhou Da's cheek, his strange eyes exuded a charming murderous aura, and he sighed slightly: "Murder...... This kind of thing, I do it a lot. ”

Li Ling exuded a murderous aura slightly.

"Really, fake." Zhou Da's heart trembled, Li Ling's eyes were too terrifying, too cold, and there was really a ruthless aura on Li Ling's body.

"Guess!" Li Ling suddenly smiled so evilly, and his other hand touched Zhou Da's trembling hand holding a fork.

"I ......" Zhou Da swallowed another mouthful of spit, and was frightened by Li Ling's momentum.

Looking at this Zhou Da, who was still cool and awesome just now, at this moment, Tian Shujing felt funny and happy.

Such a hypocritical person should have been exposed in front of her a long time ago.

"Sometimes, if a person is too painful, don't hold it for too long, cry if you want to." Li Ling pressed one hand on a certain part of Zhou Da's body, and the true qi penetrated, and that part was under the curtain.

Zhou Da suddenly felt that the nerves in his eyes moved, and his tears were uncontrollably watering.

"yes...... I'm so uncomfortable! Although I am the son of the dean, no girl has ever really liked me, and I am still impotent and impotent! Zhou Da suddenly cried sadly.

Tian Shujing and Jing Jing both stopped the tableware in their hands and were slightly stunned.

Impotence!

Poof......

At the same time, the two of them sprayed all the food they had just fed into their mouths on the table.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if no girl likes it, but impotence is indeed the biggest shame for a man!" Li Ling sighed slightly, just now Li Ling used a magical method, the point acupoint Dafa inherited from Huaxia.

The crying points in the one hundred and eight points of the human body are also called the lacrimal gland points.

After the point, the deeper the skill of the person who clicked the acupoint, the longer the person who was clicked cried.

At this moment, Zhou Da was pointed at the tear duct acupoint, crying like a tearful person, with Li Ling's skills, Zhou Da would cry for at least an hour.

"Cry, cry, cry out all the sadness, after you go back, cultivate yourself well, restore your man's true colors, don't indulge in women's sex, women hurt their bodies, you see, the injuries are all impotence!" Li Lingdun's teachings! pretended to be very much like an old monk with a profound Taoism for all sentient beings.

However, when Li Ling talked about indulging in women. Tian Shujing and Jing Jing were a little unhappy.

"You say, what I said makes no sense!" Li Ling smiled evilly.

"Reasonable...... 55555555, I'm impotence, I'm impotence! Zhou Da, a man in his twenties, was crying at the moment, and the waiter who had been standing on the side was scared.

It's obscene!

"But why do I keep crying and can't stop?"

This question is also what Tian Shujing wants to know, but Jing Jing seems to have already known that this is the Dafa of the acupoints.

"Because I used the Maoshan Dao Technique to summon your crying spirit, so you will keep crying!" Li Ling made up nonsense.

“5555555555…… You! In this world, how could there be a Maoshan Dao technique! How could Zhou Da believe it, but he was really crying so sadly, like garlic blinding his eyes.

"If you don't believe me, then I'll make you laugh and try." Li Ling stretched out his fingers and came to Zhou Da's armpit again.

Zhou Da suddenly stopped crying, and before he had time to wipe his tears, he began to laugh loudly.

"Funny!" Li Ling hadn't played like this for a long time, but this time he had a lot of fun, which was also based on the fact that he was a killer himself, killing people everywhere, and sometimes, he would catch some people who were about to be killed and play with them.

"Wow Ka Ka ...... Wow Ka Ka ...... I can't stop laughing because of what! Wow Ka Ka! Zhou Daha laughed, I guess I have never laughed like this in my life.

"Didn't I say that you fell for my Maoshan Dao technique! Your smile has also been recruited! Li Ling said helplessly, shaking his head and looking innocent.

"Wow Ka Ka ......"

Tian Shujing was curious, and he couldn't ask Li Ling directly, so he had to ask quietly while eating vegetables.

"Quiet, what evil has you reached this week? Could it really be that Li Ling used some Maoshan Dao technique? Tian Shujing said suspiciously.

"Teacher Tian, don't listen to his nonsense, what Maoshan Taoism, this is obviously a point technique! Medicine or martial arts handed down by the ancient Chinese. However, this kind of technique has been lost for a long time, but I didn't expect that Li Ling would. Quietly said to Tian Shujing.

"I've cried and cried, I've laughed, you believe it now!" Li Ling patted the face of Zhou Da, who was already sitting on the ground with a smile, and said.

"Wow Ka Ka Ka I believe it, enough is enough, wow Ka Ka Ka ...... Please raise your noble hand and solve my Maoshan Taoism! Wow Ka Ka ...... "Zhou Da can't believe it anymore, he really can't laugh anymore, but his body still laughs uncontrollably."

"Poor baby! If you're tired, if you're tired, just get a good night's sleep and wake up tomorrow morning and everything will be fine. Li Ling stretched out another finger and slept on the acupoint behind his ear, and Zhou Da lost consciousness and fell asleep.

Li Ling clapped his palms and exhaled.

"That's it...... Call it a day! Li Ling stretched and said.

"Li Ling, you can really do it, the day before yesterday you got the ram feather, and today you got Zhou Da, do you want to eliminate harm for the people?" Quiet.

"Am I not that great? It's just that I hate this person, so it's just a small punishment! Li Ling squatted down and pulled out Zhou Da's clothes, leaving only a small trouser at the bottom.

The most amazing thing is that Zhou Da's little pants are hard to have a portrait of a concave man.

"Hey, what is this iron man with an egg-like head?" Li Ling was very interested in that comic image.

"This is Ultraman, commonly known as Salted Egg Superman! The public gives the title of Bumpman! You don't know what to do. He looked at Li Ling quietly and in disbelief.

is like such a classic, as long as it was an anime that boys loved to watch when they were children, Li Ling didn't know that the eggshell-headed iron man was Bumpman.

"I don't know how to ......," Li Ling shook his head.

"You're an alien!" Not only was he quiet surprised, but even Tian Shujing was surprised.

Although Li Ling has strong skills, he doesn't seem to know some common sense in society, or some more popular things.

"You won't be an old fairy who came out of the deep mountains and old forests, right?" Quiet has a lot to talk about today.

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