Chapter 14: Mixed Race of the Four Races
"Alright, now let's talk about our cooperation."
Pipiru sat on the ground, depressed, his eyes blank, and the stark comparison was that Shay was now arrogant, calling you a little man to pretend to be a ghost, and now he was a prisoner.
"Wow...... Woooooooo ”
Pipiruwawa, who was overly grieved, burst into tears, and if he had, he would have had snot and tears in his eyes.
"I am the great Master Pipiru! The Lord of Darkness is above, how can you do this to Pipiru? Pipiru has fallen to this point, and you made me a slave to a skeleton, I don't want to live......"
At the same time, Pipiru couldn't stop crying to Xia Yi: "Dear Miss Xia Yi, for the sake of the Lord of Darkness...... No, for the sake of me helping you, please cancel our contract, Pipiru will never offend you again, I am willing to exchange rare alchemy products for my freedom! I don't want to be enslaved......"
"Your alchemical products? It's all mine now! Xia Yi said domineeringly, completely ignoring Pipiru's pitiful appearance of a handful of tears and snot, "Okay, okay, do you have the strength?" Can you beat a bronze skeleton? Who said I'm going to enslave you? ”
"Really? You really don't have to force me to force me? ”
Pipiru's crying finally achieved some results, blinking the toad's eyes, if it was just a contract, it was acceptable, it was better than being enslaved and working as a coolie!
"Really, I can swear to the Lord God of Darkness that I will treat you as a slave, and if I can, we will still be partners, you can continue your alchemy research, and the things in the tomb can also be handed over to you in the future."
This made Pipiru very happy, and he swore to the Lord God of Darkness that Shay would not disobey him! The entire forsaken land is under the watchful eye of the Lord God of Darkness, and all the undead creatures are slaves of the Lord God of Darkness, and the punishment for breaking the oath is very serious! He didn't know what to do, Xia Yi was beating a drum in his heart: On the Buddha Sanqingrun, who is the main god of darkness......
"In that case, Miss Shay, let's cancel the contract as well, and Pipiru can also swear to the Lord God of Darkness that he will abide by our agreement...... Well, when I didn't say. ”
Pipiru, who was still thinking about inches, saw Xia Yi's eyes, shut up in amusement, and just stood aggrievedly to the side.
"Alright, Pipiru, what the hell are you undead? But you look more like a goblin. ”
Shay reads the Encyclopedia of Alien Races, which was given to Mondo, which describes the subhuman races, including goblins, who live under the soil layer, are good at digging holes, have large eyes and wide ears, are short, and like to collect treasures, but are very poor.
As for the wisdom of the goblins, it is laughable. They are very intelligent, have their own language, invent cannonballs, etc., and even have a flying object called a "goblin airship" in history.
But goblins are stupid, they can blow themselves up in a laboratory, they may spend their lives researching a meaningless experiment, such as inventing an automatic bathing room to save time, only to find that they can't do research while enjoying the machine scrubbing! And most of the time was spent on filling the water and repairing the automatic bather.
It is undeniable that the goblins do create products that shock the gods, and sometimes they are so stupid that even the gods laugh.
When it comes to his race, Pipiru is proud.
"Pipiru's father is a goblin and his mother is a goblin! You see, I have the big eyes of a goblin and the body of a goblin! So Pipiru inherited the wisdom of the goblins and the creativity of the goblins. ”
As he spoke, Pipiru turned around a few times and motioned for Xia Yi to see clearly.
"Another biracial half-breed?"
Shay is dizzy, Mondo is a liger orc, and this dwarf is a half-breed subhuman! Isn't there a pure-blood creature!? Her question is for sure, there are too many races on the mainland, and after historical evolution, mutation and intermarriage, many people can no longer distinguish which race they belong to.
"Oh no, Miss Chailly, you're wrong, I'm not biethnal. My grandmother was a marauding tidal man, and my maternal grandfather had half of the spirit blood in him. So I'm not bi-ethial, I'm four! Look at my feet......"
Pipiru stretched out his feet and kept introducing.
"Wait, wait."
Xia Yi was completely dizzy, and hurriedly opened the "Encyclopedia of Different Races".
On the contrary, the sub-race page, which introduces the goblins who live in the primeval tropical forest, on the verge of the storm sea, the race is characterized by being very cunning, and the profession is basically piratery, robbing and plundering for a living. Next, the Tidal Man, an amphibian subspecies, lives on the continental shelf and also goes ashore for the hunting trade, with the most striking feature of webbed feet.
The last is the spirit, which is equivalent to a beggar between subraces, because of the lack of intelligence, he doesn't even have a territory, and he wanders around. Their favorite thing is ants, because they can't hunt large prey, and the spirits are very attentive because they have to pull out their fangs before they can eat them.
When Shay closed the book, Pipiru was still boasting about himself.
"Because of the webbed soles of his feet, Pipiru is naturally able to swim and dive, and he can go underwater to obtain precious materials, and Pipiru is just as attentive as the spirits! That's why Pipiru became the greatest alchemist of all time! ”
Xia Yi, who was almost foaming at the mouth, waved his hand and said in his heart, it doesn't matter if you are the greatest alchemist in history or not! As for your race, I don't want to know anymore......
"Miss Shay, you are so smart that you can still read books, can you lend me a look?" Pipiru pleaded, he dared to take an interest in all things new.
Xia Yi handed him a gesture of casualness, and Pipiru cautiously came to the result, and after a cursory look, he immediately exclaimed, "Subrace? Bah! My race is the master of the continent! How could it be a subhuman race like a vegetative person! ”
The vegetative people in Pipiru's mouth are called ancient elves, and because they like nature, they are called "vegetative people" by goblins and other tribes.
When Pipiru turned to the page of the elven introduction, he deeply stung the fragile Pipiru, noble and beautiful? Isn't that a word coined for goblins? And in the depiction of goblins, it is dirty, ugly, and disgusting...... This made Pipiru furious. There were also some species in the book that he had never seen before, and these Pipiru did not pursue them.
"Miss Shay, where did this book come from? Can the great Goblin Kingdom and the Goblin Kingdom allow their own words to be used to ruin their reputation? ”
Xia Yi heard something wrong from Pipiru's words, if what Pipiru said was true, that is, the current lingua franca is the language of races such as goblins? And when goblins and other races created splendid cultures, the ancient elves were just barbarians? Because the introduction in the book is that the subhuman race has a long history of origination!
"Wait, Pipiru. It stands to reason that you were originally a creature on the continent, how long have you been in the Forsaken Lands? Shay asked.
Pipiru crossed his fingers and replied after thinking for a while: "Pipiru doesn't remember, you see this castle is the tenth castle I built alone, and the rest are corroded by the fog and wind and sand of the Forsaken Land......"
The specific time is so long that Pipiru has forgotten it.
At the same time, Shay has a sense of respect, and Pipiru is short and funny, cunning and stupid. But he still persists in his research in the Forsaken Lands, building castles in a boring life, if it weren't for that, I'm afraid Pipiru would have gone mad! Because of loneliness, it is not impossible to have a split personality......
Xia Yi thinks that if he were himself, he should have committed suicide a long time ago, right?
What about the other undead in the Forsaken Lands? Never die, never tired, always hungry, meet is to fight each other.
"It would be nice if it could be changed......"
Shay suddenly wanted to make some changes to the Forsaken Lands, but it was only an occasional flash, and she did it, of course, these are all for later.
"Miss Shay, you haven't answered me yet!" Pipiru is in a hurry and wakes up the fugue Shay.
"Ah......h
Is it difficult to tell Pipiru that his so-called kingdom no longer exists, and that his proud race has been banished to the edge of the continent and lives in misery? Even being slaves, humans think they are dirty?
"Oh, this book was written by a small race of orcs." Shay could only deceive him, saying the opposite, "Because this race is so small, of course they have to praise themselves and belittle goblins and goblins." ”
"Humph! If the mighty Pipiru sees it, it will make them look good! Pipiru was very angry, turned to Xia Yi again, and said flatteringly, "Miss Xia Yi, can you be summoned to leave the Forsaken Lands, and in the future you can take poor Pipiru with you?" I'm going back to the Goblin Kingdom to see what level their alchemy has reached now? ”
"Absolutely!" Xia Yi couldn't bear to deceive this little man, and deliberately changed the topic, "By the way, Pipiru, you said that Xisen is afraid of the strength of your castle, but your castle doesn't have a skeleton to defend?" ”
Pipiru proudly straightened up his small body and said, "Pipiru's strength is not barbaric force!" It's wisdom, and we goblins all worship wisdom! Now that Miss Chailly is already the treasurer of this castle, Pipiru would like to introduce you to the treasure trove of the greatest alchemist of all time, Master Pipiru! ”