Chapter 103: Theory
"There's no one else now, why did you suddenly invite me to drink?" After they left, Liu Qianjing asked directly.
She was not so easy to fool, she was a little excited and agreed, and then felt that with Puyang's attitude towards her, it was impossible to invite her to drink for no reason.
"That...... I want to pursue you, is that okay? Pu Yang made a shy and shy look, after all, she had to find an excuse, and she would definitely be suspicious, it was better to find the most unreliable.
"Chase you!" Liu Qianjing directly elbowed him on the arm. "Are those people threatening you again and trying to find me to help you settle it?"
She frowned and asked seriously, "The diamond is really theirs, and you took the opportunity to go dark?" ”
With the intersection between him and Puyang, this is what he can ask for help. And she was originally very suspicious that Pu Yang colluded with Qin Yao to hack other people's diamonds, but that side was the boss who came out to mix, and she had a bad impression, so she naturally preferred Pu Yang's explanation.
"What! I speak so cheesy, do I have to ask you for help? Can't I talk to you about life and ideals? Pu Yang complained.
"you! And what can you talk about? Liu Qianjing scoffed, she didn't believe that Puyang would be the motive. Give you another chance to say the real purpose, otherwise, don't blame me! ”
"It's so big-chested, why are you so unconfident in yourself? Don't say you're so pretty, just this ......" Pu Yang looked at her majestic breasts and gestured in the air. “…… The charm is irresistible. Men will want to pursue you when they see it, I am also a man, I have also had intimate contact with you, and I feel your great body closely. It's completely normal to want to pursue you......"
A sneer flashed at the corner of Liu Qianxing's mouth: "Do you really want to chase me?" I'm not going to look for a soft-footed crab, and whoever wants to pursue me must be able to fight me for at least one round! ”
One round! This is not the same as a move, even the most representative boxing rules, such as the Olympics and other amateur boxing matches, a round takes 2 minutes; The professional boxing matches organized by WBC, WBA, IBF, WBO are all 3 minutes per round. In other words, Liu Qianxing is looking for a boyfriend who can fight with her for at least 2 or 3 minutes.
Just when Pu Yang was thinking about calculating the time, Liu Qianxing, who had just finished speaking, looked at him like that, thinking that he was thinking about the fight between the two people in the interrogation room of the police station, and immediately snorted angrily: "What I'm talking about is that you can fight with me for a round on the stage!" Like some people who use obscene and obscene tricks, I don't mind kicking him out if I have the chance! ”
These words made Pu Yang laugh for a while, am I obscene and obscene? At that time, your director or something could be seen, and people could think that you were insulting me!
"Listen to you...... You don't have high requirements for finding a boyfriend! But I think wisdom and kindness should be more important than brute force, right? Let's say me, you have the impression that I am obscene and obscene, but if I can not only survive a round, but also defeat you, you will also be my woman? ”
Pu Yang is really a little eager to try, and wants to fight her, not to win her as a girlfriend, but to verify her current strength. His previous injuries or something, now he has been completely healed, and his whole person has changed dramatically, even if it is fist and foot kung fu, he will definitely be able to play even better.
"Less blowing! I won't be fooled if you use the agitation method, just like you, not to say ten or eight, it's not difficult to hit five. Liu Qianjing smiled very confidently and contemptuously.
Pu Yang pursed his lips slightly and muttered in a low voice: "Unless you suffocate me with your chest......"
"What did you say?" Liu Qianjing slapped his palm on the shoulder, and then squeezed it hard, to warn the kid to be careful when he spoke.
Pu Yang didn't care, took a sip of the wine glass, and then sighed. "Remember when you came to me yesterday and I said I had a roommate who shared a house?"
"She's dead?" Liu Qianjing ate barbecue by herself.
"You're dead!"
"She ran away with another man?"
Pu Yang frowned: "Can your thinking be normal?" ”
"Cut! You want me to be tactful, right? I'm sorry, my sister likes to go straight! Liu Qianqian didn't care at all, her words made people uncomfortable to hear. Just a young man like you, you will find someone to drink, it's nothing more than a woman running away with someone! He also said that he wanted to chase me, virtue! ”
Pu Yang shrugged his shoulders and smiled slightly bitterly: "I can't say it!" Me and her...... Anyway, we haven't been together for a long time. Of course, she is very beautiful, and I also have an idea at first sight, hoping to have the opportunity to chase her in the future. As a result, she suddenly moved away today, and it looks like she won't come back. I kind of fell out of love before I even started a relationship...... It's a bit lonely, empty, and cold tonight, so I want to come out and sing about wine. ”
His true purpose, Liu Qianxing believes, this is not like a disguise. However, Liu Qianjing disdains his attitude.
"In love? Lovelorn? Hum...... The so-called word 'love' is a combination of the upper part of the "change" of "****" and the lower part of the "state" of "****". In other words, two people are in love when they are together; You will be trapped by love, but you can't do what you want. ”
"I'll go!" Pu Yang's head is full of black lines: "Willow big breasts...... No, Sister Liu, can you stop talking about such **** theories. I am going to have a phobia of love, and I will hold you responsible when the time comes. ”
"Who's the eldest sister?" Liu Qianxi is not happy, even if she is more female and manly, but she is also a girl, and she also cares about age and title. "You guy who can't be ****, eat all these sheep kidneys!"
Pu Yang was noncommittal, he originally drank to relax, but now he came out here, met a few policemen, ate and drank with them, and now he heard the BT theory from Liu Qianjing's mouth, and his mood had already dissipated, and he began to eat and drink heavily.
"Now, I had a very important task tonight. But as soon as I heard the phone, I heard that your mood was wrong, so I agreed to your invitation, came out to drink with you, and opened your mouth bitterly, should you thank me? Liu Qianqian asked by pinching his shoulder again.
"Thank you...... Thanks. Pu Yang chewed on the lamb's kidney and said.
"Just say thank you? It's insincere, isn't it? Liu Qianqi snorted.
"You don't have to ...... And your colleagues have supper together, I came over to pay for the bill, and I haven't been sincere? ”
"Can this be the same? They're your new friends, and you have to worry about a beer or a barbecue? Are you embarrassed? Am I here because I love it? I still have to keep in shape, this is a last resort to accompany the gentleman in order to enlighten you, these are all props! Besides, it's not like you're eating the most? Look what, your mouth is stuffed right now! ”
Pu Yang was dumbfounded, only to find that Liu Qianjing was not only a tough person, but also quite a set of crooked reasoning. This is going to beat the suspect, and it can also be said to help people loosen their bones, right?
"Well, how do you want me to thank you?"
Liu Qianjing showed a satisfied smile: "It's very simple! Just be available when I need it. ”
"On call...... Pu Yang frowned: "This is difficult, we don't live together, I don't have a car, and I usually have to go to work, where can I be on call." And you have a time of need...... Does this need make me take off my clothes and fight you hand-to-hand? ”
Liu Qianxing's hand on his shoulder slid down and thumped his back a few times. He grabbed his neck again and sneered, "What did you say? ”
Pu Yang rolled his eyes: "What else can it be?" Isn't it like this by you now? I'm talking about taking off your clothes and getting close-to-hand combat, and I'm talking about changing into a sports tank top and shorts to be your sparring partner in the ring. What do you want to do without trouble? I still want to bully men and women by virtue of my identity as a police officer! ”
"......" Liu Qianjing could only let go, and beat him unwillingly. Then he said hatefully, "It's not your fault? The obscene appearance you showed in front of Director Fang last time made him think that you were my boyfriend; The last time you were arrested, and you claimed to be my boyfriend, it made more people misunderstand; A few of them also misunderstood just now...... Now my colleagues around me think that I have dragged on, and the object is you, the pig's head, so it is not a thank you to me, and you should be responsible for it to the end! ”
"You can't say that." Pu Yang argued: "If I put you on and ask me to be responsible, this is the way it should be, I haven't touched you...... Uh, it's touched, but I didn't **** with you, I'm still a virgin, let me be responsible for you, it's a bit ...... Well, I take a step back! Let's go and get things done later, and I'll be responsible for you in a fair and bright way. ”
"Lose your head!" Liu Qianxing's fists clenched, "I want you to come out and act with me on some necessary occasions until I find a boyfriend!" ”
Seeing that her anger was rising and she might run away at any time, Pu Yang didn't dare to tease her again, lest she smash other people's stalls.
"Tell me earlier! I'm not an unkind person, and I don't have a problem with that. But if I'm seen by your colleagues or something with other beauties, don't say I'll come and detain me! ”
"Hmph, what are you afraid of if you don't do bad things?"
"Don't say it, let's go one, start a **** love affair with you for me!" Seeing her eyes turned sideways, Pu Yang smiled: "This is your own theory!" You said that love is two people together ****, now I'm going to pretend to be your boyfriend, don't I want to be **** with you? ”
"Phew! It's just you****. ”
After a glass of wine, Liu Qianxing's anger also disappeared, she is a straight person, easy to get angry, but she will not have a grudge against chickens. Pu Yang pretended to be casual and asked, "How do you look like you haven't rested for a long time?" How many of them are too, they just came out of the unit, and they will go back later? Such a grand ceremony, there will be no central leaders to inspect! ”