Chapter 787: The Sad Little Crab
I probably managed to repel a wave of robbers last night, and today's trip was very smooth, and I didn't encounter any enemy ambushes. It is estimated that the nearby bandit gang learned from the robber soldiers who escaped last night that there was an inexplicable expert in the seemingly weak and bullying beauty army.
Bandits with a little intelligence knew that there must be something wrong with daring to travel with hundreds of beautiful women and gold and gems so arrogantly. What's more, the source of the other party's source is too weird, as if someone deliberately spread it, and before the caravan moved, the intelligence of the Beauty Legion spread throughout the entire area.
If you change to a normal mercenary dart and shoulder so many valuables, it must be a covert operation, how can you reveal the news so simply.
Of course, if the robbers don't act today, it doesn't mean that they have given up robbing darts, but they just carefully observe the caravan and wait for the opportunity to take advantage of it, so as not to rush forward like the stupid robbers yesterday, feeling very brave, but in fact, they were blinded by wealth and did brainless things, and in the end not only suffered heavy casualties, but the leader also let people be captured, which really lost the face of their robbers.
Only by making preparations in all aspects and letting the other party fall into the trap of their own design step by step, can we exchange the minimum loss for the maximum gain. Only when cornered, robbers will fight people, those who stand on the street openly and shout 'I opened this road, this tree is planted by me', there is no zĂ i in the real world......
"What are you doing?" Rou Momo looked at Xiwena squatting by the river to observe Qing Shui, and couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Poisoning is a common method used by robbers, and there is no problem with the water quality here." Xiwena tasted the river water a little, and the orc tribe she lived in was destroyed due to poisoning, so the girl was extra cautious.
"Xiaoyun come and see, people have found a little crab ......"
Goddess Xu Qian was not calm again, and the green onion pointed to the crack of the stone by the river and jumped, indicating that a certain cloud went down the river to touch two crabs for her to play.
Well, in order to make the little princess happy, Zhou Yun decided to scoop up his trouser legs, roll up his sleeves, and go down to the river to touch a pound of crabs and come back. Look at it, it's a pound, not one.
Why? Hehe...... If you don't even have this awareness, how can you stabilize the entire harem. A crab has eight legs, there are so many girls in the family, Zhou Yun is not enough to dismantle it, catch one and dedicate it to the goddess, isn't that the rhythm of looking for death.
So, everyone began to make a fire to cook, and Zhou Yun carried a basket and went down to the river barefoot to touch the crabs: "It's so cold......"
"Big brother, Kale is here to help!" Catching fish and touching shrimp is so fun, the little cuties naturally actively participated, Angel and Rong Xuandan Tuk Tuk joined the camp, and the four of them walked in the cold river water.
Xiao Kale kept saying that he would help, but as soon as he got out of the water, he was so happy that he forgot his last name. obviously said that it was good to catch crabs, but after less than three minutes of enthusiasm, he united with Xiao Dandan to find turtles, claiming to find many daughters-in-law for 'Xiao Yunyun' (Xuanbing lizard......
In addition, Angel obviously prefers small fish to catch crabs, especially those jumping fish with colorful scales...... As a result, the boy still had to fight alone.
After some hard work, Zhou Yun finally completed the task, looked at the cute little crabs in the basket, and suddenly felt a small sense of achievement: "Xiaoqian, Caiyue, I caught a lot of crabs for you, let's play with them one by one!" â
The young man ran ashore and came to the girl with a basket, and Mu Xiaoya was the first to come over: "Will it clamp people?" â
"Nope! With such a small crab, the pincers won't hurt anywhere...... Uh-hehe-hehe-hehe. "Zhou Yun sent out lewd lewdness. smiled, his eyes fell on Xiaoya's sister and the white rabbit, and her brain moved: "I don't believe you touch ......"
The young man couldn't wait to grab a crab and hand it to the soft girl, but unexpectedly, polio suddenly attacked, and the big hand trembled accidentally, and the little crab fell happily and happily on Xiaoya's breasts......
"Wow!"
The crab's claws are hard and cold, struggling upstream between Mu Xiaoyayu's white and tender chasm, and the itchy and unbearable touch stimulates the soft girl to jump.
"Whew! My eyes! A pair of white rabbits jumped and danced with the beauty, and the exaggerated ups and downs almost blinded the eyes of a certain cloud.
The soft girl's breasts are soft and deceitful, and the elasticity and texture are not inferior, and the little crab seems to be sitting on the spring bed and jumping twice, and finally 'snapping' and falling into the fire of cooking......
"Comrade, it's easy to go all the way!" Zhou Yun saluted, the little crab completed the mission and died gloriously, and the big pervert thanked him from the bottom of his heart. At the same time, he secretly calculated that he would definitely give Sister Ning a shot later......
Mu Xiaoya, who was ravaged by the little crab, had a red face, and was ashamed to cry: "Yun, how can you do this, I almost got caught by it...... You're so bad. â
"It's ...... heavenly" Zhou Yun sighed deeply, Xiao Yamei's delicate and greasy voice when she was in a hurry was really pleasing to the ear.
"Xiaoyun children's shoes, where are the crabs?" Xu Qian slanted at the young man, the kid openly teased the soft girl under her nose, she was so bold, aren't you really afraid that she will be jealous?
"Here! Here! The little princess's face was not good, and Zhou Yun hurriedly opened the small basket: "Look at which one you like, choose one!" â
"They all seem to be the same, they're stupid and cute......" Xu Qian pursed her lips and stared at her stunned for more than ten seconds, unable to make up her mind.
"Let me come, I'll choose first!" Xiyue Meimei hurriedly ran over, the girl has the most love for small animals. It's a pity that as soon as the beauty touched the basket, a crab suddenly came out of it and clicked Zhou Yun's fingers.
"Ouch!" The young man's hand shrank, and a basket of crabs fell right in the middle of the fire. It seems that the girl's moldy attributes have still not been washed away......
"Ahh......hh
"My crab!" Zhou Yun wanted to cry without tears, this was the pickle girl artifact he had worked so hard to catch, and he would use it to deal with Sister Ning's chest later, and it was all in vain in the blink of an eye......
"Hmph, hehe, the whole army is wiped out......" Xu Caiyue laughed heartlessly, and stabbed the little crab in the fire with a stick.
"I'm sorry......" Xiyue lowered her head like a defeated rooster, recently accompanied by a boy and an orange, the girl completely forgot the curse of the Dark Realm clan, and only now did she remember it.
"Don't take it to heart, it's just a small accident, even if you don't make do with it, this girl will let them be wiped out." Zhou Yun pointed to Xiao Yue's beautiful eyebrows who were squatting next to the fire and 'whipping corpses', and then turned to the fairy army and shouted: "All obey the order!" You did not do well last night and must be punished. â
The sudden, unforeseen punishment made all the girls nervous in an instant. This morning, everyone set off in full gear, and they thought that the matter would be fine after it had passed, but who knew that the old things of the young man would be brought up again to be rectified, which was really panicked.
"Ahem." Zhou Yun pretended to make a gesture and cleared his throat: "Except for the injured personnel and those who have made war exploits, the rest will all go down to the river to touch the snails!" Remember! The number of snails will represent your determination to repent, start now, and turn in in ten minutes! â
Wow! Zhou Yun's nonsensical remarks made many girls rush up and charge into the water. The more snails they collect in ten minutes, the more repentant they are, although this is nonsense, but the fairy army girls believe it all, and they go down the river one by one.
"What are you doing?" Willis frowned, not understanding what the boy meant.
Zhou Yun shrugged: "I just want to eat snails, you know?" The snails picked up by the river can be eaten after soaking in water for a day. â
The boy used to go out for supper with Ye Wen and other four friends, and occasionally talked about whether the small snails in the river could be eaten, and the owner of the shop told a few people that the snails that were picked up and washed and put in clean water, and often changed the water for two days, and the taste was not bad......
Zhou Yun looked at Xiyue and smiled quietly, and suddenly said with a serious face: "What are you laughing at, you have to go too." â
"Why?" The girl's face was full of puzzlement, and she didn't seem to have made a mistake.
"Are you hurt?"
"Nope."
"Do you have any merit?"
"Nope."
"Then go! I don't believe that your bullshit curse can kill all the snails! "This girl is not a little conscious, how many times have I said that she is also a member of the fairy army, why is she still lazy.
"If you dare to kill me, be careful that I curse you...... Oops~. Before the girl finished speaking, she encountered a certain cloud flicking her fingers, and slapped her forehead fiercely: "Talk back again, be careful that I poke you in the head." â
"Little man! ĺ~" Xiyue made a grimace, quickly turned around and ran down the river: "I'll help you ......"
"Thank you......"
The beauty doesn't care how many small snails she collects, she walks along the river, and as many as she touches, she will give them to the nearest fairy army. Anyway, it's not the first time she's handed in a blank sheet......
"Hehe, the scenery is infinitely beautiful!" Don't ask Zhou Yun why he let the fairy army go down the river collectively, isn't the girl's wet appearance not good? Baimei bends down to pick up snails, and Sao Nian can sit and squat on the riverbank to look down on all kinds of low-cut, lewd. The idea of swinging was completely revealed, and Willis was mad to watch......
After some tossing, everyone finally had enough to eat and set off, but because Zhou Yun was fooling around, the rest time was thirty minutes longer than scheduled. Fortunately, they were not in a hurry, otherwise the boy would have suffered.
Today's robber uncle does not seem to plan to ambush the fairy army, and the boy took a sedan and had a smooth journey to the checkpoint outside the city of 'Loakistan' unhindered.
Looking at the sleepy Xiyue girl in her arms, Zhou Yun couldn't help but bow her head and kiss the beautiful woman's face: "Jiecian will go through the customs entry procedures, and we will find an open space to camp and rest." â
Zhou Yun didn't plan to enter the city, he just wanted to camp and rest in the open space outside the city gate, expecting that those robbers and gangsters would not be able to break through the checkpoint and ambush them.
However, things often exceed everyone's expectations, as soon as the fairy army entered the pass, the gate suddenly fell, and countless figures poured out from the side, surrounding them in the blink of an eye.