Chapter Ninety-Six: The New English Teacher
Early the next morning, Wang Xiaotian got up dizzily, shook his head, felt that his head was still a little dizzy, and his two eyes were swollen, as if he was a little dizzy.
"I'm sick, so I'm not going to school......" Wang Xiaotian groaned. With a groan, he lay on his back on the bed in a large shape, and decided to take a day off for the time being today, and go to school tomorrow......
Anyway, Lei Hanchi has already asked for leave for himself, this leave doesn't have to be in vain, we still have to give Lao Lei's face, right? Wang Xiaotian thought so in his heart, and his eyes were about to close.
In fact, Wang Xiaotian's amount of alcohol is okay, but compared with Xing Laosan's gang of people who run the rivers and lakes, it is a small thing, yesterday Wang Xiaotian didn't know how much he drank, and when he came back, the road became two big in front of his eyes. Twist, it's good to come back safely.
"Xiaotian, go to school, let's go, otherwise I'm going to be late."
At this time, Wang Xiaotian's door was pushed open, Liu Shiyu appeared neatly dressed beside Wang Xiaotian's bed, and when she saw Wang Xiaotian lying on the bed, she immediately reached out and lifted his futon and dragged it up.
Before Wang Xiaotian could understand what was going on, his head was covered by a flying alien object, and after Liu Shiyu threw his clothes over, he walked to the cabinet and turned on the tape recorder, and turned up the sound to the maximum.
"Xiao Xuanxuan come and come, do an exercise with grandpa, three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twist your neck and twist your buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do exercise, shake your hands, shake your feet, take deep breaths frequently, learn from grandpa to sing and dance, you won't get old......"
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After some tossing, Wang Xiaotian finally surrendered, slowly got dressed, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and followed Liu Shiyu out of the door.
I came to the classroom listlessly, and as soon as I walked in the door, I was startled by a figure that jumped out from behind the door.
"Ha Luha, Xiao Tian, welcome back again." Lin Taitai made a grimace, and after successfully scaring Wang Xiaotian, he immediately laughed, as cheap as he was, as if he was avenging the robbery of the beautiful woman at the same table last time.
"I'm going to die, I don't know if the Daoist people are scary, scared to death?" Wang Xiaotian patted the fluttering little liver, and said angrily.
"Xiaotian, how can you do it without you, we are four cheap customers who lack one, don't we want to be laughed at by the people of the rivers and lakes?" Liu Hu also leaned over and laughed.
"Come less, I now announce the official dissolution of the four, what do you like to go, I can't control it." Wang Xiaotian rolled his eyes, these guys are getting more and more noisy now, but being so frightened by the other party, he is a little more sober, and his head is so dizzy.
After returning to my seat, not long after I sat down, the class bell rang.
Wang Xiaotian looked at the class schedule, it was an English class, the old witch had been dismissed because of the last incident, and asked Zhu Dake to find out that the previous English class was brought by the middle-aged man with a Qingcheng accent in the next class.
Speaking of this old man who is almost forty years old and has not yet married, Wang Xiaotian has a little impression, he has taken his public classes before, but his spoken language with a Qingcheng accent is really flattering, it is too lethal.
Wang Xiaotian is still unforgettable......
"Xiaotian, you can ask for more blessings for yourself!" Talking to Wang Xiaotian, Zhu Dake had already prepared earplugs, smiled, blocked his ears, and lay on the table to close his eyes and recuperate.
Wang Xiaotian pursed his lips, expressing his shame on Zhu Dake's actions, thinking that it was just a lesson, and he endured it.
At this time, there was the sound of footsteps outside, but Wang Xiaotian was stunned when he saw the person who walked in.
"Hello students, I am your new English teacher, my name is Ganquan, you can call me Teacher Gan."
Walking in turned out to be a big beauty with long hair fluttering, dressed very pure and beautiful, and after walking to the podium, Ganquan said with a smile.
"Xie Te, what the hell......" Liu Hu, who was about to take out the earbuds like Zhu Dake, was stunned for three seconds when he saw the scene in front of him, and then directly threw away the earbuds in his hand, revealing an excited expression.
"Dry? Teacher, what are you doing? Lin Taitai smiled, and the expression on her face when she looked at the beautiful teacher made people think about it.
Ganquan's face turned red, I don't know what he thought, he turned around and picked up the chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard, and then said: "It's 'Gan', everyone will call me Teacher Gan in the future, don't make a mistake......
The arrival of the beautiful teacher lifted the spirits of the whole class, especially the male classmates who were like frosted eggplants before, and they were resurrected with full blood as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and their eyes were full of infinite energy.
Except, of course, for one person......
Wang Xiaotian looked at Zhu Dake, who was lying on the table "unconscious", and directly ignored it as air, let this thing go to see his little dragon girl in a dream, Wang Xiaotian felt that he should be an adult, well, let's not disturb him.
"Let's test this lesson, who is the representative of the English class, come, send the test paper." Ganquan opened the textbook and took out the white test paper sandwiched inside.
"Ah, teacher, why did you just come here to take the exam......"
Immediately a male student was dissatisfied.,The beautiful teacher hasn't seen enough.,Why is the exam going to be taken all of a sudden.,Aren't the teachers who just came supposed to interact with the students.,This can reflect the affinity between teachers and students, isn't it?
"Hehe, it's because I've just come that I'm not familiar with you, so I want to test your level, okay, move faster, just one class time, you have wasted three minutes just now, if there is anything left unfinished, continue to say, I will send the test paper later."
Ganquan said with a smile, although she had just graduated from college more than a month ago, and she was not much older than these students, she had done enough homework before that, so she also ate them to death.
"Alas!" Everyone stopped complaining, because time was waiting for no one, and hurriedly packed up the books on the table and took out pens and paper.
Wang Xiaotian slowly put away the English book in front of him, but he was thinking that the beautiful teacher was not reliable, he didn't expect that the first class he came back to take would be examed, and he would come back tomorrow if he knew that he would come back tomorrow......
"! I originally planned to come tomorrow, but I blamed this Tang Yin, who wanted to die and dragged me to die together. Wang Xiaotian squinted at the beauty at the same table, and was very dissatisfied.
The paper was sent down, Wang Xiaotian looked at the test paper with the scent of ink in front of him, but he was wondering in his mind if he could cheat for a while and copy the score a little higher?
In fact, Wang Xiaotian also knows that cheating in exams like this is useless, although it can make the score higher, but when it comes to the college entrance examination, the possibility of copying others basically becomes zero!
So in line with the attitude that it is the same whether to write or not, Wang Xiaotian usually doesn't even bother to copy, but the first time a beautiful teacher comes, we should also take a picture to save face, right?
Wang Xiaotian habitually took out a pen and put it in his mouth, looking at the ABCD in front of him like garbled codes, some scratching his ears and cheeks at a loss, in fact, Wang Xiaotian's learning is not bad in the class, other homework is more than eighty points every time, but only this English is only a pitiful single digit......
It's not that Wang Xiaotian's English is poor, but he doesn't want to learn at all, in Wang Xiaotian's inner concept, our Chinese culture is broad and profound, why should we learn other people's beautiful things?
Learn, Wang Xiaotian has no objection, this is your personal hobby, one more language and one more way out, but you can't be forced to learn all over the country, Wang Xiaotian hates this kind of coercion by others, and even education must be linked to politics!
Can't I hide if I can't beat it? So since junior high school, Wang Xiaotian has never heard a single English class, from junior high school to high school, no matter what means the teacher takes, Wang Xiaotian has four words: uncle doesn't learn.
The first question was English listening, and the sound of chattering and chattering came from the tape recorder, which made Wang Xiaotian's head big for a while, and he simply put down the test paper and flew thousands of miles away, and he didn't come back to his senses until the end of listening.
Wang Xiaotian suddenly remembered that there used to be a smooth tongue in the competition for English answers: three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, two long and two short choose B, but I really can't choose C......
This mantra is the ABCD four options of English multiple-choice questions, depending on the length of the content of each option, Wang Xiaotian has tried it with curiosity before, but it seems that the odds are not too great.
Is it your own bad luck? Why don't you try again this time? Wang Xiaotian turned his pen and considered it seriously......
"This classmate, if you don't write again, you'll have to hand in a blank paper later." When Wang Xiaotian was struggling with each other, he suddenly heard a voice like a yellow bird in his ears, and it turned out that Ganquan invigilator walked to Wang Xiaotian.
Wang Xiaotian gritted his teeth, forget it, fight!
Originally, he still wanted to "borrow" Liu Shiyu, and he was almost halfway through the writing, but this beautiful woman at the same table seemed to be afraid of being seen by Wang Xiaotian, and she was covered tightly like a thief, and Wang Xiaotian had no chance at all.
"Damn, eat my house, live in my house, I've never seen such a white-eyed wolf, I can't see it even if I want to......"
"Want to see it?"
Wang Xiaotian was suddenly stunned, and he was happy when he approached it, and secretly said How did I forget this stubble, he laughed.
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