Chapter 881: Sandpiper Clam Fights

When Lu Yan sat in the Rolls-Royce Phantom parked behind the leisure café, there was already a person in the car.

This person is none other than the four-eyed waiter who can't greet guests or pat the boss's ass.

Of course, this four-eyed waiter will never be invited by Miss Lu, who has ever seen such a dick employee? In this money-oriented society, the boss is undoubtedly the parent of food and clothing, the boss says the east, not the west, and the workplace, you can't be the enemy of the boss, otherwise, you can only roll up the burden and leave.

Lu Yan closed the car door, took a closer look at the four-eyed waiter, and then couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

The four-eyed waiter asked expressionlessly, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Lu Yan pointed at him and smiled: "You look so weird!" ”

The four-eyed attendant gave her an annoying look, then took off his glasses, then touched his face again, tearing off a layer of extremely straight human skin mask.

After removing all the camouflage on his face, the handsome, handsome, and even pretty face was revealed.

This man, besides Yan Xiaokai, who else can there be.

Seeing his face, Lu Yan said a little sullenly: "Hey, what did you do when you picked it off?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Why don't you keep it?" ”

Lu Yan said: "You wear a mask, I can still face you, but as soon as you take off the mask, I feel inferior." ”

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "What is inferiority?" ”

Lu Yan said indifferently: "Because you are even more beautiful than me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

Lu Yan looked at him and said, "What kind of expression do you have, are you not happy to praise you for being beautiful?" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, he could hear everything now, but he couldn't hear the words "beautiful", because these two words would make him feel that he was one step closer to the shemale.

Seeing that he was silent, Lu Yan continued to talk to herself: "I wondered, how can a big man be more beautiful than a woman?" ”

Yan Xiaokai couldn't laugh or cry, "Miss Lu, can we not talk about this?" ”

Lu Yan said: "Then what do you say?" ”

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the leisure café outside the car and asked, "What about leaky teeth?" ”

Lu Yan said: "It's still in the box." Your beautiful babysitter is waiting for him. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded and didn't say anything more!

Lu Yan said: "Hey, aren't you worried? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What do I have to worry about? ”

Lu Yan took it for granted and said: "As the saying goes, if a lonely man and a widow live in the same room, the girl will have a loss, not to mention that the leaky tooth is a hungry ghost in the color, not to mention that the soundproofing facilities in the box are excellent, I took care of other waiters, so that they don't have anything to do, in case the leaky tooth is really animalistic, give your beautiful nanny to that......"

Darkness is a time of indulgence, and being alone in a room is more dangerous than night. A lot of well-dressed people don't know how dirty the road can be when no one is around, so if it doesn't get to the point where you have to, try not to be alone with a man.

It may not be possible to define all men in terms of universal concepts. But men are animals that think with their lower bodies, especially when men and women are in the same room and have nothing else to avoid, it is very dangerous! Lu Yan's worries are definitely not unreasonable.

Yan Xiaokai smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about this, let alone one leaky tooth, even ten, and you can't move a single hair of her." ”

Lu Yan was slightly taken aback, "She's also a master?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "If you want to talk about martial arts, she may not be a master, but she is a master among the masters." ”

Lu Yan was stunned and asked, "For example?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "On the bed!" ”

Lu Yan's eyes widened, "Have you tried?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Of course! ”

Lu Yan's expression fell, and she scolded a little angrily: "You beast! ”

Yan Xiaokai: "Huh? ”

Lu Yan said: "I don't even let go of my nanny!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was not ashamed of Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled, "Such a beautiful nanny, if you let it go, wouldn't it be inferior to a beast?" ”

Lu Yan sweated, and said angrily: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, it's even more hooligan than a real hooligan like Leaky Teeth." ”

Yan Xiaokai laughed again, stretched out his hand and pulled her over.

As soon as he was pulled into his arms, Lu Yan couldn't help but be a little frightened, and asked in a low voice, "You, what are you going to do?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "My nanny may have a little time to get rid of the leaky teeth, anyway, let's wait here blindly, idle talk is idle talk, boring is boring, it's better to make love!" ”

Lu Yan felt that the hand he was holding on to his slender waist was about to move, his heartbeat couldn't help but speed up again, his legs were also weak, but he was powerless to resist, so he could only scold: "The surname is Yan, are you a little perverted, you didn't come to such a romantic and atmospheric place in the tea room just now, but you want to be in these strange places!" ”

Yan Xiaokai stopped asking this question, asked himself for a while, nodded and said, "Maybe you really said it, I really like to flirt with women in such a place!" ”

People like something new, especially exciting. In life, many men have a beautiful wife, but they still like to go to the mistress and find the little lover, which is nothing more than looking for excitement.

Love is such a thing, many people like to pursue excitement, lying in bed every day to do that, will always get bored, so various battle arenas came into being. In the park, on the top of the mountain, and even in the car in the underground parking lot, it has become a hot sex venue. Just imagine, watching the traffic come and go, and the occasional person walking by, that thrill is not an ordinary feeling.

"Nasty!" Lu Yan glanced at him with disgust, but he was extremely itchy by the hand he put under his skirt, and couldn't help giggling, and hurriedly pressed his hand and said, "Hey, hey, don't make trouble, I have something to ask you!" ”

Yan Xiaokai pressed it down, "What's the matter?" ”

Lu Yan pointed to the leisure café and said, "Now that I have helped you make an appointment with the leaky tooth, and I have done what you instructed, should you tell me what you are planning?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "It's very simple, I'm going to make a good show where the snipe and the clam compete and the fisherman profits." ”

Lu Yan asked suspiciously, "Who is the sandpiper?" Who is a mussel? Who is the fisherman? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "The leaky tooth is a sandpiper, Alai is a mussel, you and I are a fisherman!" ”

Lu Yan said: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiao smiled, pretending to be mysterious and stopped talking.

Lu Yan, who was whetted her appetite, asked a little anxiously: "Go on, how can you say half and leave half?" How do you make them fight against each other, and how do you and I benefit? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I can't say it yet!" ”

Lu Yan asked, "What are you doing?" Because isn't it time? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "No, because my mood is not so good!" ”

Lu Yan was stunned and asked, "Then how can you be in a good mood?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "If the body is happy, the mood is naturally good!" ”

Lu Yan was still very stupid and innocent and asked, "Then how can your body be happy?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "This should be asked to you!" ”

Lu Yan still couldn't react and said, "Ask me?" ”

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai finally sighed, stretched out his hand and pulled her little hand over, put it somewhere on his body, and then prompted: "Whether a man is in good health or not, whether he is in a good mood or not, mainly depends on the performance of the women around him. ”

Lu Yan is not stupid, she just didn't react just now, not to mention that even if she is really that stupid, she should understand at this time, because Yan Xiaokai has already put her hand on his place.

After brushing the ground, Lu Yan retracted her hand, two red clouds quickly climbed on her face, and she couldn't help but scold shamefully: "Yan Xiaokai, do you still want to be embarrassed?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said very seriously: "When a man and a woman fall in love together, the most important point is: no one can ask for face!" ”

Lu Yan: "......"

Yan Xiaokai took her hand again, put it on his body, and then said with great temptation: "Come on, kiss Xiao Yanyan, like last time in Xiangjiang, come and serve me, okay?" ”

Lu Yan pouted with a red face: "Don't, I even vomited out the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner last time!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said earnestly: "As long as you come to serve me well, I will tell you everything!" ”

Lu Yan shook her head again and again, "Don't, it's really disgusting!" Don't be so perverted, okay, didn't you say give me time to get used to it? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Now it's for you to adapt!" ”

Lu Yan was made to cry and laugh, hesitated for a while, and finally shook her head, and begged in a low voice: "Don't be okay?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "But I want to!" ”

Lu Yan said: "If you want to...... Shall we do that tonight? ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "Now is not the time for that!" ”

Lu Yan was paralyzed and looked at him very weakly.

Yan Xiaokai saw that she was shaken, so he beat the snake and said on the stick: "Come on, let me see if you have improved?" ”

Lu Yan shook her head and said: "No, there is no progress at all, I will still hit you with my teeth and hurt you, even if it doesn't hurt you, it will make you uncomfortable!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Huh? Do you even know that? ”

Lu Yan subconsciously said: "That's not it, I often watch island country teaching films......

Only halfway through her words, Lu Yan stopped abruptly because she realized that she had slipped her mouth.

Yan Xiaokai laughed, "It seems that you usually study hard!" ”

Lu Yan hurriedly shook her head and said, "No, no!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't admit it yet?" Before I came here, I saw all the fridges in your room, and the insurance layer was full of bananas. The frozen layer underneath is full of popsicles! There are also various types of ham sausages on the middle layer! ”

Lu Yan was made to blush again, and squeaked: "I, I just like to eat those things!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Pretend, come on, give you a chance to practice well, as long as you are willing, I will tell you all my plans, if you do well, I will have another reward!" ”

Lu Yan pursed her lips, hung her head in shame and confusion, and didn't say anything.

Yan Xiaokai saw that she couldn't make up her mind, so he helped her, and stretched out his hand to press her Lingxiu's head down......

When the long-lost feeling surrounded Yan Xiaokai again, he exhaled leisurely, and then said: "What about the matter, it's actually very simple, my beautiful nanny's sharpest, most domineering and most powerful ability is not martial arts, nor is it a bed skill, but her hypnosis." ”

Lu Yan couldn't help but raise her head when she heard this, "Hypnosis? ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded at her, then reached out to press her down, and continued: "Her hypnotism is divided into several types, the most powerful of which is suggestion hypnosis. ”

Lu Yan couldn't help but wanted to raise her head again, but Yan Xiaokai didn't let her, and covered her Lingxiu's head with two hands, "You don't have to ask, just concentrate on your business." I don't really understand the principle of implicit hypnosis, but I know that Lu Dao was given an instruction in a hypnotic state, and he will follow this instruction after waking up, but he doesn't know that Lu Dao is carrying out other people's orders, thinking that it is his own will. Suck ~~ Yes, that's it, that's it! Now, I'm just letting the beautiful hypnotic leak his teeth and let him mess with Alai! ”

Hearing this, Lu Yan couldn't hold back any longer, and quickly brushed his hand away and raised his head and asked, "Is this really possible?" Is her hypnotism really that terrifying? ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "So far, I haven't seen her miss." Even in the face of a peerless master like Yoshiming Zefang, there is no one. ”

Lu Yan asked suspiciously: "Who is Ji Ming Zefang?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "A woman who is also very tired! ”

Lu Yan couldn't help but ask again: "It's also your woman?" ”

Yan Xiaokai thought for a moment, nodded, and added: "At the same time, he is also my enemy!" ”

Lu Yan: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand to the top of her head, pressed her down again, and said: "This woman, I'll talk to you in detail later, now I have told you my plan and arrangement, if there is no accident, my phone will ring in a while, in that case, it means that you have successfully hypnotized Leaky Tooth, and gave a hint order, when the time comes, you will go in, let Leaky Tooth leave, and then Leaky Tooth will definitely start a war with Alai!" ”

Lu Yan still wanted to raise her head, but Yan Xiaokai said nothing this time......