Chapter 1 Ding Yang! [Ask for recommendations!] Collect! 】
For thousands of years, Chinese have believed in the five elements of yin and yang! Use the number of Kanyu to select the yin house and the yang house, so as to avoid the evil! Therefore, the famous Taoist chief has a high status and is highly respected, and his life is very beautiful.
However, with the passage of time, especially in some modern periods, some extremist movements have completely destroyed the ancient culture, until today, there are very few people who know how to perform numeracy and ask hexagrams and astrology......
"Auntie, let me tell you, your palmistry is a little strange, you see! This lifeline suddenly turned a stubble, tsk...... I see, something bad is going to happen in your house lately. ”
On the streets of the city, at the mouth of a small alley, a young man squatted on a small wooden bench, with a red oilcloth with the words 'Heavenly Master Divine Hexagram' on the wall behind him, his face was solemn, and his voice was worried, and he said to the middle-aged woman who was sitting in front of him at the moment, with a nervous face.
"Huh? Guru! I...... What's really going to go wrong with my family these days? ”
When the middle-aged woman heard the young man's words, her already nervous frowning brows suddenly tightened, and she immediately said urgently to the young master in front of her in a pleading tone: "Master, you have to think of a way to do this!" Can this scourge be solved?? ”
The master was about twenty-two or three years old, dressed in a very ordinary casual dress, with short hair, and a slightly handsome face, but he had a gentle and humble temperament.
Raising his eyes slightly, the 'master' showed a helpless expression on his face, and his tone was a little low, and he shook his head leisurely and said: "This thing is not easy to crack, not to mention Auntie, you can also see my age, although I grew up in the Taoist temple since I was a child, and I learned Taoism from the master, but the Taoism is still insufficient, but this matter is ...... Alas...... It's hard! "Speaking of this, the 'master' suddenly sighed.
Seeing the expression of the 'master' in front of her, the middle-aged woman seemed to suddenly come to her senses, and hurriedly took out a red Grandpa Mao from the small satchel beside her, and hurriedly stuffed it into the hands of the 'master' who still had a reluctant face at the moment.
"Master, you accept this little bit of heart first, I am such a lone seedling in my family, and one will know that he is in trouble all night, you say that if something happens to him, what can I do, you must help resolve it!"
Without a trace, he put the Grandpa Mao in his hand into his pocket, and the 'master's' originally sad face suddenly turned sharply, turning into an expression like a helpless compromise, and sighed: "Since you are so sincere, Auntie, I will simply give it a try, but I really can't guarantee whether it will succeed or not." ”
"Where is this, as long as you are willing to make a move, even if it is not successful, you can still remind me of something, and I will definitely write it down!" The middle-aged woman nodded hurriedly, very happy that the master was willing to solve the robbery for herself, and finally used a red Mao grandfather again, and got a few so-called life-saving mantras from the mouth of the 'master', and then left in a hurry.
After the middle-aged woman left, the expression on the young master's face suddenly rose with joy, and he took out the two sheets of Grandpa Mao that had been in his pocket at the moment, shook them slightly, and smiled: "Oops! It's finally open today, so I'm going to have a good meal tonight. I've been tired of eating instant noodles these days. ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of eager footsteps in the distance.
"Huh?"
When he looked up, he saw a few vendors setting up stalls, carrying a package in their hands, hurrying from the streets of the street to this side, and behind these vendors, there were several men in uniform who were in hot pursuit.
"Chengguan? I'm going to ......."
Seeing those men in uniform, the young master's face changed, and he hurriedly pulled the red oilcloth that was attached to the wall behind him, turned around and got into the alley behind him with a small bench, turned left and right very skillfully, passed through the corners, and quickly disappeared.
"Huh? I just saw a fake Taoist priest here, why is it gone? ”
A chengguan team member ran to the mouth of the alley, looked at the empty alley at the moment and frowned slightly, muttered that he didn't plan to go inside, and turned his head to chase straight ahead.
"Huhuhu......"
In front of a very old residential building, the young master stopped, gasped for breath, leaned on the wall with one hand, supported his waist with the other, swallowed his saliva, and moistened his already dry throat.
"Luck! This is the fifth time this month, why have these chengguan been running to the old city recently? Hell yes! ”
After complaining a few words, the young master walked directly up the stairs of the building in front of him, and it turned out that he lived here......
This young 'master' is naturally not a real 'master', to put it in layman's terms, he is a charlatan, coaxing some elderly and superstitious uncles and aunts on this street to eat with their mouths.
His name is Ding Yang, and he is an orphan, or an orphan who became an orphan when he was five years old, maybe he was separated from his family, but this does not seem to matter, the important thing is that he grew up in a private charitable orphanage, but when he was fifteen years old, the orphanage could not be maintained because of financial and other problems, and their orphans lost their shelter and began to live in society.
As for what he just said, he grew up in the Taoist temple since he was a child, but it is pure nonsense, and it is completely just the needs of today's profession.
Over the years, Ding Yang has been deceived and deceived. In the same way, he has deceived people and broken the law, but fortunately he is still alive, although he is not very chic, but it is still much better than those friends who grew up together and have now become beggars, not to mention that some of those people are no longer there.
Even if his current so-called 'career' is a little shameful, but it can allow him to survive, for Ding Yang, who has not studied much and has no real talent, being able to eat every day is more important than anything else!
He walked down the stairs until he had climbed to the top floor, and he groped for a bunch of keys from his arms, opened the rusty security door in front of him, and walked in.
This is a small house, only about 50 square meters, the surrounding white walls have been tinged with a pale yellow, some of the corners have long been peeled off, revealing the gray-black cement wall behind it, just at a glance, you know that this house has been some years.
Most of the room is encroached on by piles of clutter, like a storage room, the only single piece (pictogram substitution, a word is a river crab. Randomly placed in the middle of all the clutter, it looks like it's a bit too messy, like there's not even a place for the pins.
Not far from the edge of the house was a dilapidated wooden table, on which was transformed into a television with layers of tape on the shell, which looked almost as tattered as it was.
But there is also a balcony in this small house that is not too big, and the balcony looks very neat and tidy as if it is to be compared with the messy scene in the house, and there are four or five pots of flowers and plants in it, which is really refreshing and pleasant, like a small forest.
"Alas!" Throwing the small bench in his hand casually, Ding Yang sighed and lay down comfortably on his little squire.
"Squeak!" With a sound, Xiao Yu lay down under Ding Yang, and suddenly let out a heavy scream, as if the force was heavier, this Xiao Yu would be crushed, but Ding Yang didn't pay any attention to these.
After lying down for a while, he slowly got up, turned on the TV not far from the shop, and at the same time turned on a thick DVD player on the TV, and took out a chuck with wrapping paper from the drawer next to him.
Skillfully tearing open the wrapping paper, opening the chuck and taking out the disc inside, Ding Yang stuffed the disc into the machine, and began to watch the movie in it, and was soon attracted by the scene in the picture and went deep into it.
"Haha......"
After a long time, Ding Yang looked at the zombie that was burned into a pile of charcoal in front of him, he smiled, suddenly stood up with his eyebrows, grabbed a hanger on the table next to him, and suddenly made a few gestures with a hero holding a sword.
raised his eyebrows, his tone became a little sharp, and he shouted at the wall in front of him: "Bold and demonic, you actually pretend to be a ghost in front of my Master Lin, and you still don't bow down on the spot!?" After saying that, he did a few really funny moves again, and danced the hanger in his hand vigorously, which really made people laugh.
When all the cast lists on the TV were displayed, the whole picture suddenly turned full of blue, and when the playback was over, Ding Yang seemed to be satisfied with putting down the somewhat curved hanger in his hand, walked to the TV, turned off the old DVD above the TV, took out the still brand new CD, and finally put the disc into the chuck on the side.
Although the reverse side of the ordinary disc is very bright, most of the reflected brilliance is colorful colors, but the light reflected by this disc is only a kind of crimson, in fact, this scene is a little weird, but now Ding Yang has not found it at all.
Nowadays is the age of computer information, DVD player is a product that almost no one will buy anymore, a computer can solve all the needs of watching movies, and there is no need to buy discs, Baidu, you can watch anything.
The reason why Ding Yang still keeps this DVD is that he can't afford a computer is one reason, and this DVD has an unusual meaning for him is another reason, and he is really reluctant to throw it away.
Looking at the "Collection of the Strongest Daoist Lin Zhengying" written on the chuck in his hand, Ding Yang smiled with satisfaction and carefully put the chuck in the drawer.
This disc was found in the second-hand market after he searched for a long time, and it was his favorite series, or he just bought it today, and now there are very few factories producing this disc, and it is actually not easy to buy one.
Closing the drawers, Ding Yang stood up but suddenly let out a sigh: "It's a pity that a generation of Taoist masters left in such a hurry, after Uncle Ying, there are no more zombies...... What are the domestic horror movies, except for the disgusting screams, I don't know if these directors have equated horror movies with scream movies in their minds? What a pity......" he said, and walked slowly onto the balcony.
Looking at the already dark sky outside, he realized that it was already night.
Standing in the balcony, Ding Yang's eyes looked down, it was a street with endless traffic, even if it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening, the car with the lights on still did not mean to decrease, and the noisy car roar could still be heard clearly even if the floor he was on was the top floor now.
Turning off the balcony lights and lighting a cigarette, Ding Yang took a deep breath, smiled lightly with his fascinated eyes, and seemed to enjoy a trace of peace brought to him by tobacco at this moment.
It's just a pity, although it was hard to rent such a cheap to the extreme top floor cubicle, but this house has been because it is too old, it has been divided into dangerous buildings, and it will be demolished in a month, and the residents in the building have been almost gone one after another, and because of this, the landlord directly waived the rent for the last two months, which is considered to be an insignificant good deed.
"Alas......"
Ding Yang shook his head, flicked his fingers out, and threw Yipinmei from the balcony with only the cigarette butt in his hand, but as soon as he threw it down, he suddenly heard a sudden exclamation from below, followed by a curse: "Who is so lacking in virtue?" Throw cigarette butts down there? Stand up for me?! ”
"I'll ......"
Ding Yang's face changed, knowing that he had just caused some trouble, his body hurriedly retreated, and at the same time, he was suddenly a little glad that he had turned off the balcony light, otherwise if he met someone with a hot temper, he might even find him directly.
"! Don't let me catch you! Otherwise, you're dead! ”
The man downstairs cursed a few words again, and found that no one appeared, so he spat and left, thinking that it was also because he was on the street at the moment, and the man was embarrassed to curse even more ugly words, and it was already more than eight o'clock in the evening, and there was really no effort to spend here.
After a while, Ding Yang returned to the edge of the balcony with a wry smile, first looked down to make sure that the person was gone, then exhaled, and looked at the bright street in the distance, hey shook his head, he couldn't help but say to himself: "I can't live in this building anymore in a month, my job is not a long-term solution, I have to find a stable livelihood." ”
"Daddy just killed him! ............" It was also at this time that a mobile phone rang suddenly from his waist, making his original thoughts suddenly return to his body, and when he touched his hand in his pocket, it was a Nokia blue-screen mobile phone that was already somewhat outdated.
Looking at the number displayed on the mobile phone, Ding Yang's originally depressed face showed a smile, but at the same time, he showed a wry smile, as if he was entangled, he still pressed the answer button.
"I said Uncle Ding Yang! You're so busy, it's taken me so long to answer my calls, why are you doing? It's not going to be a scam again, is it? A pleasant girl's voice came from the other end of the phone, although the voice was the standard broadcast-level voice at first listen, and there seemed to be some lively feeling in it, but at this moment, Ding Yang's face was full of bitterness.
"How can I be, what do I have to do? Isn't that what it is? How? Did you call for something? He smiled and whispered.
"Okay, Ding Yang, you even forgot my birthday, you wait for me, see if I don't clean you up!" When the girl on the phone heard Ding Yang's words, she suddenly seemed to be angry, and her tone became a little angry.
"Where is it, Ren Xuan! I'm joking with you......" Ding Yang smiled, and was about to finish speaking, but he heard the other end hurriedly say: "Okay Ding Yang, now I can't call you if I have something urgent, in short, it will be the old place in three days, if you don't come, don't come again in this life...... Toot Toot ......"
Hearing the busy sound from the other end of the phone after he hung up in a hurry, Ding Yang suddenly smiled bitterly, Ren Xuan was a playmate who grew up with him since childhood, but at this time Ren Xuan was already a professor assistant at the university, but he was still running for life, and even had fallen to the point of becoming a liar, the status of the two was already very different, but Ding Yang had a slight sense of resistance in his heart.
"Forget it...... Isn't it just those trivial things, it's a big deal to be laughed at by them, I don't care......" Sighing, Ding Yang turned around and left the balcony.
But now he is not even in the mood to go down to eat, so he casually found a bag of instant noodles and used it as his dinner.
Slowly crawling onto the small Xu, Ding Yang lay down comfortably, turned off the lamp next to the Xu, and couldn't help but say to himself: "Go to bed early, hurry up and find a job tomorrow, I don't want those guys to count me ...... wantonly" said a somewhat vague sentence, Ding Yang closed his eyes and began to fall asleep.
It's just that at this time, the disc that was originally put into the drawer by Ding Yang suddenly emitted an extremely faint red light, this red light was very small at first, like a mosquito, and then slowly became larger, turning into the size of a peanut, slowly flying out of the drawer, constantly trembling in mid-air.
At the end, it seemed that he suddenly aimed at Ding Yang, who had his eyes closed, and with a 'whoosh', he hurried away and drilled directly into Ding Yang's chest.
"Uh......"
When the red dot burrowed into Ding Yang's body, he suddenly let out a heavy muffled snort, but his face did not show the slightest pain, and his breathing became very smooth, as if he had fallen asleep.
It was also at this time that a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in the room for no reason, but it did not wake Ding Yang up.
"Drop! Search for the right host! The system begins to merge with the host! ”
"Drop! The system and the host are fused! The system novice reception assistant has been successfully launched! ”
......After these voices sounded and disappeared, Ding Yang's body was suddenly wrapped in a red light, and a strange golden and red Taiji diagram appeared on the inside of his right wrist, and then after the red light shook for a while, Ding Yang's body suddenly disappeared out of thin air in this room.