Tang Yulan didn't speak. He looked at Gu Shibian seriously, and he couldn't help but think of Einstein with an explosive head.

However, at this time, Gu Shibian looked even more crazy, with a messy hairstyle, which was enough to discourage the hairstylist, the bags under his eyes were black and swollen, his eyes were bloodshot, and his pajamas were smeared with colorful things, not like paint, but more like some kind of potion.

"Ahem...... What does it smell like? "Robert. Lehman frowned, and he shivered at the sight of the mice in the garbage basket.

"Why, aren't you used to it? You were the guinea pig in my hands at the time. Gu Shibian turned his head and said to Robert angrily. Lehman snorted, "Now, you know how good I am. ”

"Phew!" Robert. Lehman was angry and said loudly: "What I see is the ruthless persecution of an old guy who is disrespectful to the old and the outstanding young people of the new century. This is contrary to the essence of Confucianism and is a jealous, immoral, and unhealthy behavior. ”

Gu Shibian was stunned for a moment and asked, "Where did you learn the lines?" ”

Robert. Lehman said, "It's not that you're the victim, it's your roots." In the first few days, I went out without a face, and there were hot dramas on the Internet, so I casually opened two anti-Japanese war films in the 80s of the last century, and the lines in them were too conducive to me to learn Chinese. ”

Gu Shibian snorted coldly, already speechless.

Tang Yulan patted Robert. Lehman's shoulder, said, "It's perfect." It's better to watch less old movies in the past, otherwise, it will lower your IQ without a lower limit. I was relieved, the two quarreled as soon as they met, and now the topic was changed, and the atmosphere eased.

Robert. Lehman asked, "Is the current drama good?" ”

Tang Yulan sighed: "This kind of illogical imagination without a lower limit is beyond the scope of IQ's influence. Tearing devils, smashing planes with stones, and killing the enemy with one shot from 400 kilometers away, all kinds of divine plots have made people unable to complain. ”

Gu Shibian couldn't help but interject and said: "You have time to find a screenwriter to talk about these things." Xiao Tang, did you bring the "Strange Dictionary of Strange Medicines" with you? Say it and let me do some research. That expression is even more than what lottery fans are looking forward to when they stare at the lottery draw.

"Books, but I didn't bring them." Tang Yulan smiled: "However, everything is already in my head." ”

"So what are you waiting for?" After Gu Shibian finished speaking, seeing that Tang Yulan did not mean to let go, he said with a calm face: "Hmph, I know you, if you don't see a rabbit, you don't scatter eagles." I don't know about Robert. How did Lehman please you and let you help him like this! That's it, I'll make an exception and help him this time. ”

Robert. Lehman's heart shuddered, and his eyes lit up with excitement.

"Still." Gu Shibian paused and said: "The appearance is easy to restore, but the body cannot be restored to its original state." ”

Robert. Lehman rubbed his face in frustration and said with a wry smile: "If you can't recover it, forget it, as long as my former friends can still recognize me." Now I live in the world, completely like a stranger. ”

"Young man, you're a little different than you used to be." Gu Shibian said, suddenly raised his hand, and smashed a blade on Robert. Lehman on the back of his head.

"You ......" Robert . Lehman clutched the back of his head, anger and confusion in his eyes. Immediately, he felt the world spinning, his legs went limp, and he fell to the ground.

Tang Yulan looked at Gu Shibian seriously and said, "Do you know kung fu?" ”

"When did I say that I don't know kung fu?" Gu Shibian glared at Tang Yulan and said, "Come, take a hand, take Robert. Lehman carried him to the bed in the room. Today I will let you see the insight, acupuncture and drug disfigurement, compared to the current mask made of disguise, but I don't know how many times magical, than the Sichuan drama to change the face. ”

Tang Yulan's heart suddenly became curious. He has seen and heard a lot, and knows that the current disguise is to first make a model of the disguised part, and after the yin model is made, the plaster statue must be turned out, at this time, and then modify the plaster statue with oil clay to make it more realistic, and after the plaster is done, then use the milky white liquid of "silica gum" and the foundation to mix evenly, apply it to the inside of the model, and then use tweezers to lift it up, and then form a human mask.

However, the mask made in this way is not realistic, and it needs to be carefully polished and colored with a liquid polisher, and then the eyebrows and beard are stained by an experienced master, so that the final "human skin mask" can be formed into a high-fidelity "human skin mask".

Tang Yulan thought that Hollywood has used the stunts of movies perfectly, and many special effects shots seem to be only a few seconds, but the pre-production of zuò costs a lot of money and time.

Most of the special effects of domestic movies are in their infancy. Some, even inferior animation shots and TV pictures are combined, not only the picture is misplaced, but also the animation quality is rough, it looks aesthetically pleasing and very poor.

"I'd be interested in seeing how you toss people." Tang Yulan said, bending down and grabbing Robert. Lehman's belt, like a chicken, lifted him up, flicked his arm, and threw it out with a whoosh.

Robert. Lehman's body weighing more than 140 pounds fluttered through the one-meter-wide door frame, and he didn't even touch the frame with the fluttering corners of his clothes.

Burst!

A soft sound.

Roberto. Lehman landed on the bed in the middle of the bedroom like a precision-guided missile.

"Wait a minute." Gu Shibian said and ran to the kitchen.

Five minutes later, Gu Shibian walked out with a brown frosted medicine pot in his hand, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Spirit! It's time for fun, haha, don't miss it. ”

Gu Shibian poured the medicine from the medicine pot into the Haikou bowl, carefully brought it to the bedroom, and put it on the bedside table.

The medicinal vapor is steaming, with a faint medicinal fragrance.

Gu Shibian took out the silver needles in the medicine box and a yellowed linen, prepared it for another seven or eight minutes, put his fingers into the brown-black medicinal soup, tested the temperature, and then dipped the medicinal soup with linen. Lehman's face was evenly spread.

Tang Yulan moved a chair and sat on the side and watched with interest.

As soon as the potion was applied, I saw that Robert. Lehman's face began to slowly swell, especially his mouth, which looked like two sausages.

"Haha, do you feel that he has become a lot more handsome?" Gu Shibian smiled triumphantly and said, "The potion I use can relax the muscles, and the nerves are not so sensitive. There are a lot of muscles on the face, and if you are not careful, you will go on a business trip, and it will be very troublesome to become a facial paralysis. As he spoke, he pointed ten fingers at Robert. Lehman rubbed the sides of his cheeks.

Tang Yulan watched as the face shape of the radish head slowly changed, from a Chinese character face to a melon seed face, and then from a melon seed face to a square face, and the skin on the face slowly relaxed, and then slowly recovered and tightened, making people look incredible.

"Haha, the best is yet to come." Gu Shibian said with a smile: "Compared to my ability, what is sheep placenta, and what is botulinum toxin?" My ultimate idea is to be able to cross species, such as a dog or a lion to make it look like a human, that's magical. ”

Tang Yulan suddenly felt that Gu Shibian was not an ordinary pervert.

Or, from ancient times to the present, those who can make great inventions or discoveries are mostly psychopaths and people who dare to imagine.

In a way, great thinkers, medical scientists, and even scientists may be separated by a thin line from neuropathy.

Although Robert. Lehman was in a coma. However, his index finger was trembling slightly, and his eyebrows were twisted together, looking very painful.

"There is also a medicine, which is used to loosen and rejuvenate bones." Gu Shibian said, hurried to the kitchen again, and walked back with a bowl full of medicinal soup.

"It's too hot, I'll have to wait before I can drink it." After Gu Shibian put down the soup bowl, he rubbed his hot and sore fingers.

Tang Yulan put his index finger on the medicine bowl, paused, and said, "It should be okay now." ”

Gu Shibian saw that the medicinal soup was really cold, stared at Tang Yulan and said: "You are the real freak, if possible, I really want to dissect you once to see how your internal organs are different from others." Maybe it will help me find the secret of immortality. His tone was serious, not like a joke.

Tang Yulan said lightly: "Some ideas are very crazy, for example, the mouse wants to test whether the cat's claws are sharp enough." And the old head, your idea will lower your IQ floor. At that time, it will no longer be a matter of medical research, but will rise to a matter of personal safety. ”

Gu Shibian pursed his lips and said, "Xiao Tang, I'm just thinking about it." Come on, take the handle again, and take Robert. Lehman helped him up and fed him the medicine. ”

Don Yulan will be Robert. Lehman helped him up, and Gu Shibian pinched his mouth open and poured a bowl full of medicine into it.

Ancient Bian unravels Robert. The buttons of Lehman's shirt exposed his chest, and then he took out a silver needle and went down the throat Lianquan acupoint to Huagai acupoint, Zigongxue, Yutang acupoint to the middle acupoint on his chest, his wrist was flexible, and his five fingers were as flexible as loaches.

"You can wait a while." Gu Shibian clapped his hands, walked to the living room, took two cups of tea, and said, "Captain Tang, come, take a sip of the medicinal tea I brewed, you can calm your nerves and nourish your yuan." ”

Tang Yulan took the teacup, only to see that the soup was light and elegant, fragrant, and took a small sip.

It was then that Robert. Lehman let out a soft "um", slowly opened his eyes, and said, "What a ......."

Tang Yulan put down the teacup, walked over and asked, "Radish head, how do you feel?" ”

Robert. Lehman squinted his eyes vigorously and said vaguely, "I...... What do you think...... The tongue is numb...... Felt like my face was swollen......"

Tang Yulan smiled and said, "It seems that it's not just the face that is swollen. ”

Robert. Lehman lowered his head vigorously, raised his hand with great effort, and found that his fingers were swollen like good carrots, and his knuckles could not be seen, and he could do it with a simple fist.

What's even more exaggerated is that there are two large chest muscles, and the most surprising thing is that the belly is also slowly expanding, like a toad belly.

"Ah, Fark!" Robert. Lehman scolded and fainted again.

Gu Shibian said: "It's really useless, it's terrifying!" ”