Chapter Seventy-Six: I'm Here to Sweep the Floor
There are two kinds of women that you will never dare to fall in love with.
The first is a woman who purely treats you as a brother or sister, this kind of woman usually gets close to you, behaves in the world, and even every word and deed will not make you feel that the relationship between the two is the left and right hands, although the relationship between the two is very good, but she has never expressed that your male charm has any attraction to her of the opposite sex, and under the principle that you don't come and I don't go, you will subconsciously not treat the other party as a woman who can be pursued and improvised.
Perhaps, the two are inseparable, and it's good to be brothers.
The second type is a woman who sees you purely as a sexless person, who knows that she is a woman, but ignores that you are a man. This kind of woman is often perfect in all aspects, the only fatal flaw is that she refuses to be thousands of miles away, usually does not get very close to you, and even gives you the illusion that the two are not people in the same world, everyone just shares a blue sky. The longer you get along with such a woman, the more you will feel that the other party is a goddess, and it is not the kind of low threshold in the public sense, as long as it is a woman, alive, and has two catties of foundation on her face, you can call the goddess of the goddess, but in the real sense, it is the perfect goddess that you can't reach, you will feel that the other party can only watch from a distance and not play with it, and you don't even have the courage to treat the other party as a pure woman. Such a woman, let's not say that she looks down on you or not, just talk about yourself. You are forever feeling your own hormonal agitation.
In the Xiaoxiang District Public Security Bureau, and even in the entire Xiaoxiang City Public Security System, among all the male police officers, Chu Junxin is the second kind of goddess in the true sense.
The reason why there is such a commotion in the Xiaoxiang District Public Security Bureau because of this little thing is not because these police officers think that Gu Jihai can completely surrender and hold their goddess for a lifetime, but because of such a small thing, they completely told them that the goddess can never be overthrown, at least not themselves.
A treatment that a small child can easily enjoy, and a group of them cannot enjoy for many years. It's like a mockery, and it's like an omen, and it's just them, not the gods.
It's a feeling that is hard to put into words, and the fact that it's not even a taste of mixed tastes stimulates the male police officers with a little bit of imagination in their hearts to crave indulgence, and when a group of male police officers who crave indulgence come together, it becomes funny......
After this funny, their hearts will be more closed in a certain way.
Chu Junxin bought a cup of tofu brain, a bowl of mung bean porridge and a bag of sauerkraut and returned to the public security bureau, just in time to see a group of male and female police officers staging this comical madness, huddled in the small interrogation room one by one, surrounded by Gu Jihai, his eyes were scarlet, and his face was crowded with excitement.
"Knock knock!"
Chu Junxin was holding food in one hand, and the other hand knocked heavily on the door of the interrogation room.
Several vigilant police officers heard the knock on the door, turned their heads to look, and saw Chu Junxin, who was standing at the door of the interrogation room, looking at them coldly.
At this time, Chu Junxin's face was very calm, and her joy and anger were invisible, which made these police officers who had just realized that their heads were too hot.
"Hello eldest sister, I'm here to sweep the floor."
"I'm here to watch him sweep the floor."
"I'm here to serve tea."
"I'm here to deliver water."
"I'm here to oversee the delivery of tea and water."
All of a sudden, the room full of police officers made all kinds of excuses to escape, and there were more than a dozen people who served tea and water at that time.
I'll you, so many people, you're here to deliver bathwater. It's still a swimming pool!
Of course, there are people in the room, some are clever, and some are dull. For example, there were two people, and it was not until the room was full of people that they realized:
Why is it so bright in the house?
Why didn't anyone push me?
Look at it in confusion!
I'll it.
Immediately scared to pee!
"Well, I'm here to rub Brother Niu's shoulders and massage." A man's sabbling word.
The other person was far more clever than him, and immediately grabbed Gu Jihai's shoulders with both hands, and retorted righteously: "Nonsense, it's obviously me who helped Brother Niu rub his shoulders!" ”
"Well, I might be rubbing my legs."
After speaking, the two of them went one after the other, their heads lowered and talked to the chicken and the chin, and went out.
Chu Junxin didn't bother with these police officers, and when all the people who should have left were gone, she looked normal, as if nothing had happened, walked in, threw the food on the small table, and didn't speak.
The polite people starved to death.
Of course, Gu Jihai was not polite, swept all the food with one hand, and ate without saying a word.
If he doesn't eat again, he will really hang a drip.
Tear open the plastic seal of the mustard, put some on the white rice and mung bean porridge, break the disposable chopsticks, stir it, and eat it with relish.
After eating the porridge, he drank the white, tender and soft tofu brain with a large tube.
Halfway through the drink, the mobile phone rang abruptly in the interrogation room.
Gu Jihai took out his mobile phone to connect it, and the first voice he heard was the angry voice of the fat man: "Stinky boy, where did you die while driving?" ”
After finishing the call, Gu Jihai threw the mobile phone into his pocket, turned around silently, instigated the tofu brain, bypassed the small table, and walked outside quietly.
"Where are you going?"
Chu Junxin, who had been watching Gu Jihai eating silently, without joy or anger, suddenly spoke.
"What else can you do?"
Gu Jihai blinked his innocent eyes and was speechless at the IQ of the female tyrannosaurus: "Everyone has called to ask for a car, of course they are returning the car to others." Isn't it still domineering? If you dominate it again, you will really steal. ”
"Are you going to drive yourself?"
"yes." Gu Jihai walked outside the interrogation room without looking back, too lazy to delay time with this female tyrannosaurus who suddenly had a very low IQ.
Nonsense. I don't drive by myself, do I ask the fat man to drive it himself?
"No, you can't drive without a driver's license!"
Chu Junxin immediately got up and chased after him: "Where are you going?" I'm going to drive! ”
"Whatever!" Gu Jihai said indifferently: "But the ugly words are ahead, my brother is so poor that he wears a pair of underwear for ten years, and I won't be paid." If you want money, you drive someone else's car. ”
Chu Junxin quickly caught up with Gu Jihai, and the two drove out of the gate of the Public Security Bureau in unison, leaving the eyes of the police officers in the Public Security Bureau all over the place, and everyone was looking for them.
Oh my! What kind of car is Brother Niu driving, I'm going to buy it too!