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Seeing that everyone looked at themselves, Ying Xia He said, "Next, I want to say three sentences, which sentence do you agree with after listening to the left, center, and right positions, and then I will decide which position is the bonus of the person, understand?" ”

"Got it!" A crowd of people responded in unison.

A group of people responded together, in fact, how many of them understood the meaning of Ying Xiahe's words, but it doesn't matter, follow the crowd, anyway, following the crowd is the most unique psychology and action mode of the people of Huaxia.

Ying Xiahe's eyes swept over the hall, and when he saw everyone holding his breath and looking at him, he said loudly: "The first sentence, the new daughter-in-law gave birth to twin sons!" ”

The lobby was silent, and when it came to giving birth to twins, many people didn't come back to their senses.

The person with a quick reaction spoke and said, "The new daughter-in-law of the Qi family gave birth to twin sons, okay, a great joy!" ”

Ying Xiahe said: "If you like the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to twin sons, stand on the left side of the lobby!" ”

Boom, a group of people reacted, giving birth to twin sons is a great joy, and no one has a sign of the Qi family's great joy, everyone moved and squeezed to the left. Who doesn't please the Qi family and give birth to twin sons, don't you agree with the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to twin sons? Everyone squeezed to the left side of the lobby, for fear that they would be seen by the Qi family if they moved slowly, and the Qi family would mistakenly think that they were unhappy and unsupportive of the Qi family's twin sons.

There was a strange situation in the hall, the people on the left piled up the mountains to reclaim the sea, and the people in the middle and on the right were empty.

Ying Xiahe had a sinister smile on her face, and she said loudly, "Second sentence." The new daughter-in-law gives birth to a big fat boy! ”

Everyone listened and thought about it, and they couldn't give birth to twins. It's not bad to have a big fat boy, but it's better to have twin sons, everyone is crowded to the left of the twins, even if people are crowded and can't stand on their heels, squeezed and sweaty, still no one wants to move.

Ying Xiahe looked at everyone and said, "I like the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to a big fat boy, standing on the right side of the lobby!" ”

No one was going to stand on the right, and it happened that a few people walked in from outside the lobby. The person on the left thought to himself, if a few more people are squeezed over, I am afraid that one person and one yuan will not be divided, and someone shouted, agreeing to the new daughter-in-law to give birth to a big fat boy to stand on the right!

A few people who came in were confused, but they heard that the new daughter-in-law had a big fat boy, so they stood on the right!

Ying Xiahe shouted: "The third sentence." The new daughter-in-law gives birth to a daughter! ”

They all looked at Ying Xiahe and smirked, they all knew that Ying Xiahe wanted to call "the middle of the station where the daughter-in-law of the Qi family gave birth to a daughter", but no one stood in the middle, who picked up the daughter-in-law and didn't want to give birth to twin boys, big fat boys, who wanted to give birth to girls? Even if he has no choice but to give birth to a girl, he doesn't care about his family planning. Then give birth to a second child, the second child is a girl's piece, and then give birth to a third child, so that the fourth, fifth and sixth children are born, and there is a spirit of "Yugong moving mountains" to dig down from generation to generation to go to Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain. Give birth to a piece of girl one child at a time, until you see the handle!

Ying Xiahe looked at the empty middle room. Asked: "No one stands in the middle?" ”

Everyone just looked at Ying Xia He and smiled, laughing flatteringly, laughing and looking forward to it, of course, they also laughed as a matter of course, if they like the daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to twin sons, they will definitely get a bonus!

Ying Xiahe shook his head and said with a disappointed expression: "No one really likes the daughter-in-law of the Qi family to have a daughter?" ”

When my mother saw such a scene, she couldn't help but give birth to a child, she was afraid that her daughter-in-law would not look good, so she hurriedly walked to the middle and said to Xia He, I like it! He also said to his father, old man, don't stand in the middle yet!

When Dad saw the old woman screaming, he also felt that he should stand in the middle at this time, and in the future, the daughter-in-law really gave birth to a girl, and her face was good-looking, at least she would not say that her father-in-law was patriarchal.

Dad ran to stand in the middle, and called Qi Hao, Qi Lin, Qi Ji, Qi Juan, Qi Rui, and Shen Geng to stand in the middle, and the family swore to Lin Xiaoxia, daughter-in-law, you will be brave enough to give birth to a daughter, and the family will support you!

Lin Xiaoxia looked at the family and smiled, smiled sweetly, and said, "I'll try my best to give you a daughter!" ”

Rumble! Everyone laughed, the new daughter-in-law actually swore to give birth to a daughter to the Qi family, and she didn't take care of the love of the second elder of the Qi family.

Ying Xiahe's eyes scanned the left, middle, and right, and asked loudly, "Has anyone changed their mind?" ”

A few people standing on the right figured it out, and the people standing on the left had twin sons, so they quickly raised their hands and said that we changed our minds and ran to the left!

Ying Xiahe smiled slightly and said loudly: "Now I announce that the person standing in the middle will get a special bonus!" ”

Rumble! Cup, how can you give birth to a girl and get a bonus, it's not fair and unfair, it turns out to be a self-award for your own family!

Someone laughed and said: "Whoever picks up the daughter-in-law and gives birth to a girl in the future, we will give you a bonus!" ”

Someone said: "Don't want it, I don't want your bonus!" ”

Someone said: "Don't give you money, stupid!" ”

Someone said: "It's clear to calculate the account, the bonus is only 200 yuan, the first one is that if the girl has a second child, she will be fined tens of thousands of yuan for giving birth to a second child, and your bonus is stupid!" ”

Everyone was amused by that person's words, family planning, so many people committed crimes against the wind in order to have one more son, the state doesn't know how much money was fined, but fortunately, the ruling party has a good appetite and ate the fines one by one, otherwise the money will not be moldy and spoiled, and it will be strange if it is gnawed by cockroaches and mice!

Mom took the bonus from Ying Xiahe's hand, and turned her face to Dad: "Old man, we have won the award!" ”

Dad snorted, ignored the old woman, gave birth to a girl, and saw how happy you were!

Qi Hao stood beside his father and whispered: "Dad, it's a son's business to hold his grandson and granddaughter, it's okay to give bonuses!" ”

Dad smiled, turned his face and stared at Qi Hao without speaking, but what he said on his face was: Boy, work hard for Lao Tzu, plant twins, and let everyone in Wenxian know that you are a man!

My mother couldn't divide the two hundred yuan: "Old man, how to divide the bonus?" ”

Qi Rui said: "What a point, isn't it just a hundred for you and a hundred for Dad!" ”

Dad said generously: "I don't want it, I'll give it to you!" ”

Ying Xiahe announced: "This is the end of marrying the bride, and the evening program will smear my father's face, put on a high hat and pull it out with a rope to parade through the streets, please go to the scene when the time comes!" ”

A group of people laughed, if you want to say that everyone does these things, it can be said from the mouth of the daughter-in-law of the Qi family that it is another taste, everyone should say that they must go at night!

Ying Xiahe didn't forget to say: "Next time I marry into the Qi family, welcome everyone!" ”

The crowd laughed so much that they couldn't stand up straight, the precious daughter-in-law of the Qi family, she really could say and do anything.

Sister Rong came over and handed the bag containing the money to Dad, who looked at Sister Rong with a surprised expression: "This, this ......"

Sister Rong said: "Xiaoxia said, this is the pocket money that my parents usually accumulate, or my parents should keep it!" ”

Dad was stunned for a while, handed over the money to Qi Lin, and Qi Lin pushed it away and said, "Brother said, go to your parents' pocket money!" ”

Dad said, "I have a lot of pocket money, and I can't use it!" ”

Qi Lin said: "I'll think of a way for my parents to ensure that the money will be used!" ”

Dad looked at Qi Lin with a puzzled expression, he couldn't accumulate money, why did he have to find a way to use it?

Qi Lin grinned and said, "Go on a trip!" ”

"Take the money out and throw it away, I won't do it!" Dad glared at Qi Lin and said stubbornly.

Qi Lin made a patient expression and said: "Dad, our family is not living a small life now, my brother has already told me, next time I go abroad, take my parents out, my parents have never been anywhere in Wenxian in their lives, and now we will go abroad all at once, rush out of Asia, and travel around the world!" ”

"How much does that cost?" Dad was surprised.

Qi Lin said: "As I said, it's not a question of money now, it's a matter of parents going abroad, rushing out of Asia, and traveling around the world!" ”

Dad's eyes glared at Qi Lin, he suddenly realized that his children had grown up and stood up to the sky, and they were many times stronger than the older generation, what is Xiangfu, he suddenly realized that he had been happy, really, happy, why didn't he realize it before!

Dad laughed excitedly!

Qi Hao's family and relatives came to many people at once, fortunately, the house is wide, there are mahjong tables everywhere, the wedding is over, rubbing mahjong, throwing poker, coming to the sophomore year, the family is still very lively.

The family and the people who came left early, Qi Hao knew that they were sleepy, so he asked Qi Lin and Sister Rong to lead the family and guests to the rooms on the second and third floors to wash and rest.

Lin Xiaoxia was tossed for a while and needed to rest, so Qi Hao led and Gu Qiong accompanied Lin Xiaoxia to the new house on the third floor.

The three of them entered the new house, and the new house was red and festive.

Gu Qiong was pleasantly surprised: "This is a new house!" ”

Qi Hao said: "In Wenxian County, red is the main color of the wedding, everything is red, and the atmosphere is red!" ”

Gu Qiong asked, "Xiaoxia, do you like it or not!" ”

Lin Xiaoxia looked at the new house and said happily: "I like it!" ”

Gu Qiong asked, "How do you call Xia He the master of ceremonies?" ”

Qi Hao said: "I don't know if the emcee was really scared away, or Xia He took his place, Xia He was very interested in the wedding in Wenxian County, she chased after the emcee when arranging the wedding, and then became the master of ceremonies, but she omitted part of the procedure and modified the form, and the wedding in Wenxian County became Xia He characteristics!" ”

The three of them couldn't help but laugh when they thought of the situation when the wedding celebration was held at the time of the summer master of ceremonies.

Lin Xiaoxia said: "I can see that Xia He is having a lot of fun!" ”

Gu Qiong yawned, stretched and said, "I want to sleep for a while!" ”

"Qi Hao, I also want to sleep for a while, you go take care of them!" Lin Xiaoxia gave an eviction order, and then said, "I'll sleep with Sister Gu Qiong tonight, you can find another way!" ”

"What?" Qi Hao looked at Gu Qiong and said in surprise to Lin Xiaoxia, "This is a new house, I am the groom!" ”

"Why, the bridegroom can't live in the bridesmaid of the new house?" Gu Qiong said confidently.

"Stay!" Qi Hao hurriedly gave in, "I'll give you the new house, this should be okay!" ”