Chapter 582: This guy can't listen to people tell the truth

When he woke up, Wang Lu found that he was still in the living palace, and in front of him was the face that was daunting.

"How are you?"

Wang Wu said angrily: "Otherwise, who else can there be?" Do you really think of yourself as an emperor, and you can't expect a group of harem maids to serve you honestly? That's a group of background characters, and they can't even explain the rules of the game to you...... Except for me, the master who pulled you up with my own hands, who else do you expect to wipe your nosebleed at a critical time! ”

As he spoke, he saw Wang Wu shake his hand and throw a blood-stained rag into the bucket.

Wang Lu frowned, always feeling that judging from the color of the rag, the amount of bleeding seemed to be exaggerated, and the entire wooden barrel was stained red by it...... Judging from Sister Wu's consistent conduct, it is hard to guarantee that it is not a fake that she forged in some way, which is used to prove how conscientious she serves herself. Maybe it's just the feminine products she uses......

But now is not the time to care about these trivial matters.

"What about the rubies?"

"It's gone." Wang Wu shrugged his shoulders.

"Gone?! How could it be gone? ”

Although Wang Lu's first reaction was that those rubies were eaten by Wang Wu, from a rational point of view, the number of rubies that appeared on the pillow at the last moment was about ten pieces, and Wang Wu had no need to swallow all the gems privately......

Of course, it is not ruled out that she hoarded Juqi and then sold it to Zhu Shiyao and others at a high price, but for the sake of the relationship between the two lives, let's not think of her so badly, listen to her explanation first.

However, Wang Wu only looked at Wang Lu coldly, and then said, "I guess you must be suspecting that I stole the gems and then hoarded them. ”

Wang Lu sighed: "If you were replaced, would you not doubt it?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hmph, I did want to get a few gems to play with and admire, but as soon as I reached out my hand, the gems were gone. ”

"Gone!?"

"That's right, but I'm not surprised, in fact, from the time those gems were first formed, I could see that they were very unstable, not only because they were flawed in appearance and structure, but also because their luster was uncertain." Wang Wu sighed and said regretfully, "It seems that opportunism is not the right way after all. But this actually makes sense, ruby symbolizes your love for the concubine, this favor should emphasize the sincerity more than carnal desire, when you take medicine for the first time to tap the potential, it can also be understood as sacrificing yourself to satisfy others, it is a noble act, but then eating aphrodisiacs as a meal is completely opportunistic, and by extension, it is also a carnal erosion, which cannot be counted. ”

"......" Wang Lu frowned, feeling that this was also reasonable, but in this way, many of his plans could not be carried out.

"Actually, I'm quite curious why you chose to take medicine just now." Wang Wu said again, "If you think that pampering is the same as luck, and the current crux is that you don't have enough money, then you should also make full use of the power of props, and go to the back kitchen to get a few cucumbers, wouldn't it cost as many gems as there are many gems." ”

"It's not nonsense, cucumbers are too insincere."

Wang Wu sneered: "That's because your method of use is wrong, you are still a sword cultivator!" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What do you think of cultivating immortal kendo for!? ”

"Haha, I want to ask you, what do you think of Immortal Cultivation Sword Dao again? You must know that my Phaseless Sword has more than one hundred and ten heavens, and you only have ......"

"That's enough, that's the end of the topic." Wang Lu hurriedly aborted this wave of conversations that insulted the dignity of the Immortal Dao.

Wang Wu smiled and said with emotion: "In short, since you can't solve the problem by taking medicine, it seems that there is really no drama, and the rules of this game are designed to be leaky...... I think it's better to admit defeat. ”

Wang Lu shook his head, of course he refused, and did not mention whether it was acceptable for the earth immortals to admit defeat, as far as Wang Lu himself was concerned, he had never had the habit of running away halfway. However, the rules of this game are really painful, three red hearts, seven women are allocated, and opportunism is not allowed, which is simply an unsolvable problem.

However, after thinking about it, a flash of inspiration flashed in Wang Lu's mind: this must be done sincerely, and the rule that opportunism is not allowed actually secretly provides an opportunity.

"If the ruby is not sincere and cannot be counted, then does it mean that things can actually be thought in reverse: the so-called ruby is just the general equivalent of the act of pampering, and when the number of rubies is insufficient, it can be completely replaced by my true feelings. If I pay enough sincerity to Liuli and them, and they can get a sense of happiness from it, can they also meet the conditions for customs clearance? ”

The more Wang Lu thought about it, the more reasonable it became: "It should be so, yes, the setting of this ruby is already abrupt, isn't it ridiculous to replace people's hearts with gemstones?" What the ancient earth immortals valued was, in the final analysis, people's hearts...... The premise of these three rubies is like a handy item to make the game easier - when you really can't give enough to someone, you can use gems instead. ”

Well, that seems to make sense in theory. The ruby in this world should be just a symbol, a substitute. I learned earlier that the rules about gemstones are only part of the rules of the whole world. But ......," Wang Wu said, his face became extremely complicated, "and at the same time you are sincere to the seven girls, you have really taken a big step on the road of scum." I don't remember teaching a playboy-like apprentice. ”

Wang Lu sneered in his heart: You wine-colored and wealthy people also have the face to say!

But on the other hand, he showed a deep expression, and said to Wang Wu softly: "It's just a scene with other people, you and I have a love affair involving a hundred years, it is fate, made in heaven, you should know that you are the only one in my heart." ”

"Lying ...... Trough! ”

Wang Wu screamed, jumped directly from the head of the bed like a catapult, and slammed his back against the palace wall, causing dust to fall. Then she looked pained, and her ten fingers kept scratching hard at both arms, moaning incessantly.

"Okay, it's so uncomfortable, I feel like my bones are itching!"

Wang Lu slapped the bed board angrily: "What kind of attitude do you have?!" ”

"Who told you to say such disgusting things first! And so close to me, I feel like someone has been splashed with feces on my head! ”

"Really? Then listen to me again: your eyes are like stars in the night sky forever in my heart, I have been wandering in the other world for a hundred years, and every time I look up and see the starry sky, I will think of your eyes and your tenderness. ”

"Ahhhh Wang Wu was unsteady on his feet, covering his ears with both hands, and screaming in shock.

"My love for you is like Kunlun Immortal Mountain, like an endless sea gushing endlessly......"

Wang Wu immediately rolled on the ground: "Help! The rebels have killed someone! ”

......Seeing that the other party even used the trick of a lazy donkey rolling, Wang Lu finally couldn't say it anymore.

In this battle for the lower limit, he really can't win.

After a long while, Wang Wu got up tiredly: "I'm really afraid of you, I want to die as I just said." ”

Wang Lu was still a little unwilling: "Don't you have a little resonance in your heart?" ”

"Do you mean resonance like myocardial infarction? That resonated with me a lot. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Alas, what a vicissitudes of life. Wang Lu had to sigh. In the past hundred years, Wang Wu has changed too much, if it was put one hundred and fifty years ago, the senior brother she admired could say such a love word to her, she would have to cry with joy, but now she is rolling on the ground, for fear of listening to one more sentence.

"Seriously, pampering this thing is to be different from person to person, and do what it likes." Wang Wu explained with palpitations.

Of course Wang Lu knew this truth, he just didn't expect Wang Wu to be not interested in his love words at all! If Yue Xinyao had listened to what she had just said, the girl would probably not have washed her ears for a year.

"Since that's the case, then I'm not hypocritical, I really love it here, and I can take it if I want."

After Wang Lu finished speaking, he took out a top-grade Xuantian Crystal from the mustard seed bag.

The next moment, two scorching and burning eyes locked on it, Wang Wu's expression changed from solemn to shocked, from shocked to emotional, and finally burst into tears: "This, is this for me?" ”

"Well, for you."

Wang Wu took the Xuantian Crystal with trembling hands, and at the moment when the spar was in hand, a ruby with a clear color also fell into her palm.

"Damn, it's really possible!" Wang Lu had nothing to say about it.

Is this the world created by the ancient earth immortals too strange, or is Wang Wu too weird?!

However, it is better to solve the problem with money than with the flesh. It's a pity that Wang Wu is probably the only one who can solve the problem like this, and he is very suspicious that Wang Wu can be solved with money so easily, in fact, because of the unclear relationship between the two.

If it were someone else, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy.

was thinking about it, but I heard Wang Wu urging in his ear: "Eh, Xuantian Crystal is still two pieces away, give it to me together." ”

"To your sister! Are you planning to leave behind our many junior disciples and walk alone? Sue sΓΉ you don't have a door! Hold on to me until the end! You won't be able to leave until everyone is done! ”

"Huh? No way? ”

"Alright, you go down first, I'm going to get ready to pamper the others." Wang Lu waved away Wang Wu very simply and decisively, and began to prepare for the next person's favor.

According to the previous maid, the emperor could not turn over multiple cards at a time, so he could only solve the problems one by one. The best order is from easy to difficult, starting with the simple strategy, and finally there is really no way to really make her happy, so take out the three general-purpose rubies to fill the happiness. So what's next......

"Come on, call me the glass fairy!"