Chapter 9 Can't You Hope I'm Thunder Two O'Clock?!
"Giggles, it's really your turn now, Uncle Yuan!" the woman said with a coquettish smile. "Tang Shui's seven-palace cultivation is not enough to see in front of you, Senior Guo. Let me let Uncle Yuan accompany you to the old man's activities and bones. ”
"Now it's okay to tell you about our original plan. We are in mourning, and this trip originally wanted Uncle Yuan to ban cultivation through the secret method, enter your transcendence sect, and bury a nail. If it is exposed, we will simply kill it indiscriminately by taking advantage of the opportunity of your 'Transcendence Dragon Gate', and in the end, the basin will still have to be deducted from your head that is unfavorable to the security of the Transcendence Sect." ”
"That's what we planned. Giggles, speaking of which, I still want to thank you for your dedicated security disciples. I really don't care about this kid, who knows that he has a lot of little bodyguards, I look at it, hey, hey, he's still a little genius in martial arts. It's a lot of money now, giggles......"
"Uncle Yuan, let's leave when we've had enough, the master of the door has told you not to fight!"
The master of the child's body was fighting with Old Man Guo at this time, revealing that he was also a seventh-order martial artist. Compared with Old Man Guo's blasting sword, which opened and closed widely, and was fierce and fierce, he made him with two daggers, tossing and turning, like a ghost. At this time, no one would think that he was a little ghost, and the cultivation of the seventh-order martial artist was also an old monster at a glance.
In other words, Uncle Yuan is taking the path of an assassin, with thin blood and low and high outbursts, at this time, in order to drag Old Man Guo and him face him, he has long been uncomfortable. And the old man Guo is a warrior, in the past, he fought with people to the flesh, who knew that this time every wave of attacks on the opposite side was a set of fights and left, and sometimes he even put a fake body to shake him, although he couldn't do any real damage, but he couldn't touch anyone. Old man Guo himself was annoyed by today's events, which would make him even more angry.
The weird child completed the task of dragging the old man Guo, obeyed the call of Tang Shui, the woman in red, and returned to her in a flash, from the shot to the end, he did not force a word, not like the woman around him. Then there is the usual path of the villains, the woman in red said a word or two of mockery, sealed a cigarette, opened the portal and ran away. The rest of the second-order minions are all outcasts, and whether they live or not depends on their creation, and it is indeed the method of the evil demon.
The follow-up is simple, catch the minions, and kill the rebels on the spot. After this incident, a fart student is still recruited, and the admissions exam will be suspended, and the specific exam time will be notified separately.
Then there is the blockade of the news, Lei Er doesn't have the heart to know what to do, what do you like, Lao Tzu is now like dying before he got out of school, and he has been hit by the world's first strange poison before he has even cultivated. The old turtle grandson, who had just been cut off, saw the opportunity, and the poison happened to be thrown into the throat hole, and it melted away at that time, and he couldn't pick it out, and he didn't taste anything.
"Haha, I'm a complete waste today!haha!" Lei Er was furious, thinking that if the old man didn't die, he would have to kill his basket with his own hands. He was a little nervous, but he didn't realize that in the mortal body that he had never cultivated, there was an incomparably pure qi coming out of the dantian, following the meridians, wandering around the limbs.
"Bang!" Lei Er received a heavy blow to the head. At that moment, Lei Er was really annoyed, he traveled through a different world, and he first stayed up for six years, counting the twenty years old in his previous life, and now he is twenty-six, these six years have worn out his dream of cultivating immortals, and he just wants to be a teacher. Finally, there was a light of dawn, and an explosive head fell from the sky, and he told himself that he was an immortal cultivator. Even his identity as a natural martial artist has been lost this time. I'll take your horse in my mouth. Now I'm still getting a headshot, I don't care who it is! This one! Lao Tzu! Lei Er! You see if I can't kill you, you'll be finished! Lao Tzu is out! Death is dead! Love whoever you love!
Lei Er directly kicked behind him with a flirtatious leg, and then there was no more. He was pinched by his feet and lifted by his neck and head down. This feeling makes Lei Er seem to have returned to his infant days, and everything he looks at is upside down. Lei Er was incompetent and furious, the salted fish fluttered, and then he got a big chestnut on his head. At this time, I saw that it was the red-faced old man Guo who had just killed a god.
"Stop fluttering?"
"No more fluttering. ”
"If you don't flutter, we'll go. ”
Then Lei Er was carried upside down all the way to the office building of the Martial Arts Academy. I don't know how many people looked at him along the way, and they didn't dare to laugh. Lei Er felt that this was a child's loss—a loss of an adult. In addition, now that he is also useless, he simply rolls up the bed and goes home to wait for death, and he doesn't have to stay here any longer, and he will be blinded in vain. Lei Erke knows how badly the protagonist of waste wood can be repaired in the early stage in the novel. Look at Senior Brother Xiao Yan, he made a stinky criticism.
Old man Guo didn't go back to his office, and sneaked Lei Er into a conference hall. Lei Er saw that the people on both sides of the long table of the conference were almost full, needless to say, the high-level leaders of the whole hospital gathered here. The one sitting in the center, Lei Erchai is the dean, with a fat face and two mustaches. Old man Guo put Lei Er at the door, walked to the dean and sat down. Poor Lei Erlang was finally down-to-earth and dizzy.
The entire conference hall turned their heads to look at Lei Er at the door. Lei Er felt like a stripped-naked girl, and he felt like a bare-bottomed monkey in a zoo.
Lei Er was a little surprised by the efficiency of the people here, from the accident to the meeting, the people gathered so quickly, not at all like the previous life, everything was procrastinated.
"Boy, have you practiced before?" the fat-faced mustache asked.
"Wood has. Lei Er told the truth, he didn't dare to make a mistake this time.
"It seems that it is the 'first poison in the world'. The dean said in a small voice, turning his head to look at Old Man Guo regretfully. Old man Guo looked depressed, as if he had aged ten years all of a sudden.
"Boy, do you know what kind of poison you've got?"
"From now on, the cultivation is a passerby?" said the woman in red just now. Is this it?" Lei Er was confused, why didn't one or two laugh? No matter how awesome the poison is, it can be cured.
"Yes, I see that there is a breath of qi in your body, which comes out of the dantian and travels all over your body. You also say that you have never practiced, so you have been poisoned by this poison, and you have already been poisoned. The dean looked serious. Old man Guo couldn't see Lei Er's state, but he still couldn't accept it in his heart, so he gathered everyone together to see if he could come up with an idea.
"Isn't this a good thing? you don't need to cultivate to increase your strength, Golden Finger!" Lei Er was secretly happy in his heart.
"Don't be happy. Do you know what will happen to you if you continue like this?"
"Explode and die!"
Ho! Standard for the main character!
Lei Er had calmed down, he looked at the dean, thinking that since the dean had picked out, there must be a solution, and if this wave came down, it would be a blessing in disguise, the salted fish turned over, and the shotgun was replaced by a cannon!
"This poison is also known as the 'Three-Day Death Pill', and the power born in your body can already be felt compared to now. "It's okay if the dean doesn't mention it, as soon as he talks about this stubble, Lei Er feels his body, it is indeed as comfortable as having just finished Masha Tha, not to mention breaking the void in his gestures, it shouldn't be a problem to kill a person.
"Why do you say that it will die in three days? Only mortals who have never cultivated, after being poisoned by this strange poison, can have the effect of dying in three days. It allows a mortal to wield a huge amount of power in a short period of time, and this time limit is three days. One more second is not called 'three days of death', which shows its notoriety. ”
"Even if a poisoned person has a fourth-order cultivation level or higher, it is still fatal. At this time, the daily medicinal properties were no longer able to kill them quickly, and no effect could be seen in a short period of time. But I can't bear to gather sand into a tower, poisoned people can't practice at all, once they practice, theoretically the massive medicinal power that can support a person to rush to the seventh-order venerable realm will explode in an instant, and the poisoned person will naturally be blown to the ground. If you don't practice, you will still be killed by its long-lasting and domineering medicinal power. To put it simply, if you are poisoned, you will die immediately if you cultivate! If you don't cultivate, you will die in a few days!"
"That's not the worst part of it. There is no cure for this medicine. Because it does not contain a little toxicity! It is made of hundreds of heavenly and earthly treasures, and it is itself the world's first supplement! This is an upright and upright conspiracy! Since it is non-toxic, there is naturally no antidote. ”
After saying so much, the fat-faced mustache concluded: "There is no cure, there is nothing to be done, let's eat something good in the past two days." ”
I nest your grandmother! Say a lot of pretending to be an expert, and in the end make me wait for death, so what is the use of you talking so much? Scare Lao Tzu? Waste the precious rest of Lao Tzu's life?