When I was in China, I often heard the so-called turtle bastards, bragging to me, telling me about the complexity of the Golden Triangle and the shady battles between gangs.

At this moment, I, who am in Myanmar, do not deny this statement, but I also have a trace of my own understanding. I think here, when you're a little taller than the bottom and a lot shorter than the top, the relationship between people is not complicated. Compared with domestic ones, it is simpler!

In China, if you play silence at the right time, others will say that you have a city government, which is very stable. But here, if you encounter something, you will be silent, and even Chaji, who sees the wind and rudders, dares to shamelessly enter the house and blackmail you when you are eating, you can't help but give it!!

It's much simpler here than in China, when you're in a certain rank, you can't go up or down, then there's no fucking intrigue. Who's daughter-in-law you like. Women, directly robbed, see that you have money in your pocket, think you can get it, then use guns and knives to talk, bloody very, very straightforward!!

We carried gold and a lot of cash, and it spread inexplicably in Yuzhai. So if you want to survive, Cha Meng must lose his head in front of everyone, even if I already know that Jin Beibei is out of danger, then I have to chop Mi Le with a knife!!

One of the old people I admire the most in my life, his surname is Deng, when he visited the United States in '79, a local reporter interviewed him about Vietnam's repeated provocations against China, and asked him what his attitude was.

"If a child is disobedient, he will be spanked!"

The old man said one of the most classic words that people will never forget.

After saying this sentence publicly, China's nine armies and 200,000 troops plunged abroad, and the three axes smashed Vietnam. Tell them with facts that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the Chinese of belligerent blood still flowed in the bones and never subsided......

They need to use such a record to give a message to the world!

Although, I don't dare to be presumptuous, compare us to that group of soldiers who really fought for their country!

But we also need to give Yuzhai such a message, we must tell them!

Our superficial humility is not only a matter of politeness, but more importantly, to cover up, a more unreasonable character!!

Of course, unreasonableness also points timing. Cha Meng stabbed this thing behind his back, he almost lost the goods, Kun Li was already dissatisfied, and Zabu was always watching in the middle of the rain village, plus the boss behind Zhang Jun, who was not clear, for various reasons, I had the confidence to bluff Kun Li!

Don't think I'm calling you uncle, you're really treating me like a child!

……

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning there was a meeting in Yuzhai, and all the leaders arrived, and everyone protested against my hacking and killing Chameng last night, cursing and slandering me with vulgar words.

The mentality is good, just to say that I want to leave the rain village, and the radicals feel that it is more worry-free to quickly pull me out and suddenly break out.

What is the relationship between Cha Meng and them, it is not in the scope of consideration, they only know that I don't take Cha Meng in my eyes, it is tantamount to contempt for them, this is intolerable!

Kun Li frowned and listened to everyone's words, very calmly. At the meeting, everyone spat and scolded. Finish. Half an hour, a grumpy man, feeling that the time was almost up, walked out with a gun. Look at this means to bring us up, one person to collapse and one shot, and directly bury the rhythm.

"Early this morning, I answered a phone call! Xiangnan's friend Zhang Jun was very embarrassed about this matter, and it was his introduction that made Yuzhai such a big mess. While he apologized, he allocated a sum of compensation to Yuzhai, except for the team of Cha Meng, who had died, the remaining four teams, and one team of 200,000 yuan in weapon replenishment fees!! Kun Li said bluntly.

The man with the gun was slightly stunned, and said in a deep voice: "...... It's not about money...... Even though he's a kid, it's too annoying. Whoever dies will be killed! It's too impulsive! ”

He said as he sat down in his place.

"Mr. Kunli! Although our Yuzhai is not rich economically, it must have the backbone of being poor! Money is not the root of the problem, the main thing is the problem of the attitude to the south......! "The other middle-aged man didn't mention killing me at all, and he was about to talk about his attitude as soon as his tone changed.

"This sentence is well said, there must be an attitude towards the south!"

Someone immediately chimed in!!

The conversation of the people at this table showed the shamelessness of the people to the maximum. I didn't take a fig leaf at all, and the act of clouding my face was so red. The naked words changed sharply and began to talk about the 200,000 weapon replenishment fee.

No one knows how much financial support the eldest brother behind Zhang Jun gave Kun Li, but in the end, it was a team of 250,000 yuan. Kun Li said that the extra 50,000 yuan was given by him, but no one should believe it, but on the surface he must say thank you!

Well, thank him very much!

……

Seven days later, we were collectively liberated, and the symbolic captives of our captives disappeared.

We were free, but we were angry. Oh, to be precise, it's sad and indignant to act, because Jin Beibei is "dead"......

To kill Chameng, you have to have a reason, and that reason is the dead Jin Beibei.

According to Chinese etiquette, I wrapped a white cloth around my arm that had never been untied. The old fairy was even more exaggerated, got a white spirit flag hat buttoned on his head, and the whole spirit flag was carried on his shoulder, and as soon as he got out of the attic door, he cried and slapped his thigh and said, "Oops!" Babe, why did you leave so young...... Brother, I haven't had time to return to China with you yet......! ”

"Holy shit! It's a bit mysterious! Zhiwei said in a sweat.

“…… Big? The old fairy covered his face and asked in a low voice.

"Uh-huh, hmm, close it! Surprise me! ”

"Hey, Nannan, is it necessary to do this?" Li Hao asked speechlessly in the back.

“…… can kill Cha Meng for Beibei, this kind of relationship, if you don't have a vigorous funeral, who will believe that he is dead?! Besides, it's not easy for Kun Li, Jun asked me to give him some face! I bowed my head and whispered back.

"Okay!"

Li Hao scratched his nose and replied, the injury on his right shoulder was not healed, and he could only shoot with one left hand instead of firecrackers.

The more I walked, the more I felt that I was not righteous. People Jin Beibei is alive and well, our funeral is open, how do you think about it, Jin Beibei is very depressed. Not to mention that the thighs are so B-like, and the one lives in a small box in advance...... Because I found a carpenter, and I made him an urn by hand, which contained the clothes he had worn.

Yes, acting has to be in place!

The eight of us walked outside along the village, and the gunshots continued along the way, and Li Hao also shouted: "Put a cannon, and the lonely souls and wild ghosts on the earthquake road ......!" ”

"Hey, these people are quite emotional!" A few heads watching from a distance said to each other. chatted for a while, and asked the people below to sacrifice a mortar shell and shoot into the sky, the scene was nonsensical......

We went to the outside of the stockade to find a pit, buried the urn indiscriminately, and then piled up a bag of dirt, without even carving the tombstone. Standing in front of the fake tomb, one person muttered two sentences, and he was finished.

On the way back, I called Zabu and chatted a few words, and he expressed regret for Jin Beibei's death.

And I also learned from him that Kun Li likes to smoke cigars, which is a small hobby.

This incident made me quite angry, and after thinking about it for a while, I recalled Lord Wei's mobile phone and called it, but it showed that no one answered. In desperation, I thought of Ma Xiaoyou again, and after I suddenly found out that I was safe, I didn't tell her yet......

"Alas...... This big sister Ma won't think I'm dead......! ”

I muttered to myself and dialed Ma Xiaoyou's number.

"Toot ......!"

"Hey, hello!"

"Guess who I am?" I said in a low voice.

Ma Xiaoyou, who was on the other side, was silent for more than ten seconds, and then asked excitedly, "To the south??" Aren't you caught, what...... Ah, to the south, you're not going to break from jail, are you? …… Where are you? How could you be so ......! ”

When I heard her words, I blinked, and then said without hesitation, "Mom. Finish. A.B, can the little water prison lock the dragon?! I'll give it to prison with two electric cannons. The police died...... I'm going to go to Zhongnanhai right now and ask them what JB means...... No, I'll fight!! ”

“…… Are you alright?? "No matter how stupid Ma Xiaoyou is, she can hear that I am teasing her.

"Hehe, it's been all right now!"

"It's been all over for a long time??" Ma Xiaoyou frowned and repeated.

"Ahh I've been in Myanmar for almost a month! Hey, I beg you, you can help me ......! I replied casually, and was about to open my mouth to get down to business.

"Begging for a fart!! Die, you! Ma Xiaoyou sharpened his silver teeth, scolded viciously, and hung up the phone directly.

I listened to the busy tone on the phone, my eyes were very confused, and I didn't know which sentence I said wrong!!

"Toot toot!"

I have a characteristic, that is, I must figure out what I don't understand! pressed the launch button, and the phone immediately called again, Ma Xiaoyou hung up stiffly, I continued to call, she hung up, and I still called......

"What are you going to do??"

"Holy shit, are you sick?? Won't I just brag to you about Niu B, do you have such a big reaction?? Take the wrong medicine, you ......! I scolded.

“…… You're sick! Don't call me! ”

"Just because I bragged to you?" I feel that this girl is a little lacking in heart, and her angry aura is very inexplicable.

"Think for yourself!"

Ma Xiaoyou replied and hung up the phone again.

"What the Newton?! What should you think about for a while? Besides, Newton still has an apple, you can give me a clue...... Hey, is it because of bragging B? …… Fuck, hang up ...... again! ”

I sat in the car and babbled weakly.