Chapter 42: The Drunken Beauty
Yan Xiaokai really didn't want to pay attention to Zheng Peilin, because this woman was already drunk, and she was very drunk, so completely that she couldn't be reasoned.
It's just that seeing her crying breathlessly, saliva and snot running down her face, and her hair sticking to it, Yan Xiaokai really doesn't know whether it's better to be angry or laugh or to pity her!
After a while, he finally slowed down his tone with a soft heart: "Okay, Zheng Peilin, don't cry, the sky is going to get married, and my mother is going to rain...... No, my mother is going to get married, it's going to rain, and my parents are going to divorce, which is something that no one can stop. Now that you don't leave, you've left, what's the use of crying, what's the use of ruining yourself? Even if you do send yourself to Simon's bed tonight, they may not remarry! If I were you, I would cheer up. ”
Yan Xiaokai was not comforted, but as soon as she was comforted, she cried even more fiercely, wow, like a dead father.
"Alright, don't cry!" Yan Xiaokai said so badly, but he couldn't persuade her, and finally couldn't help yelling, "What are you crying about?" I am a champion of civil and military affairs, and the dragon and phoenix among people have become what they are today, and they have become a waste wood that can be bullied by any cat, dog, three, four, am I crying? Did I give up? I'm not pulling myself together. What about you? Isn't it just that my parents are divorced? What's the big deal, they will naturally leave if they can't go on, and I can't stay with you and have to part ways with you! ”
Zheng Peilin was stunned by his roar, looking at her with a confused gaze, although she controlled not to make a sound, her nose still inhaled, her body shrugged, and the pair of babies on her chest also fluctuated up and down.
Yan Xiaokai was dizzy for a while, pulled up the quilt and put it on her shoulder, regardless of whether she was drunk or awake, she said to herself: "They divorced, that's their business, even if they leave, it can't change the fact that you are their daughter, you shouldn't be so depraved and decadent, you should be good, you have to cheer up......"
Zheng Peilin looked at him for a while, suddenly threw a hand into her arms, hugged her neck and choked up, "Don't say it, I beg you to stop it." ”
The beauty is like jade, throwing herself into her arms, Yan Xiaokai couldn't stand it a little, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't say it, you let go of me, let go of me quickly, otherwise I'm really going to go crazy!" ”
Zheng Peilin shook her head like a rattle, "No, Dad, don't divorce my mother, I will be obedient in the future, I will really be obedient, I will not be angry with you anymore!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
"Dad, you promise me, promise me, okay? Please! ”
When Zheng Peilin said this, she hugged his neck and rubbed his body at the same time, and the pair of treasures on her chest swept around Yan Xiaokai's body.
Yan Xiaokai was so distracted by her that he finally helped her up with her hands out of control, grabbed her tightly to prevent her from shaking any more, and then stared at her and said: "Look clearly, I'm not your father, I'm Yan Xiaokai, if I were your father, would I arrest you like this?" ”
"Woo!" Zheng Peilin seemed to be scratched by Yan Xiaokai, and even cried again, "Dad, you bullied me, you didn't hurt me since I was a child, now that I'm growing up, you still don't hurt me, woo woo......"
Yan Xiaokai was paralyzed this time, let go of her weakly, pushed her away from him with difficulty, and said expressionlessly after getting off the bed: "You can do whatever you like, uncle, I really don't want to serve, and if you get it down, if you don't get me, I'll get you!" ”
Zheng Peilin struggled to crawl out of bed, and said with tears streaming down her face, "Dad, don't want me, don't want me!" ”
Seeing her crying breathlessly, as if she was about to lose her breath, Yan Xiaokai really didn't know what to do.
People are really different. When someone else is confronted with a drunk woman, they are ecstatic all night. When Yan Xiaokai faced the drunk Zheng Peilin, he was shocked again and again!
Zheng Peilin cried for a while, as if her throat was being clicked by something, and then there was a "uh" sound.
Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, and hurriedly kicked the trash can, and as soon as the trash can was kicked to the side of the bed, Zheng Peilin spit it out.
This vomit, like a flash flood, was out of control.
Yan Xiaokai stood next to her, pinching his nose and looking at her, and from time to time he also looked at the clock on the wall, and found that after the timer, she vomited for a total of five minutes, fifty-six seconds for a long time, and four minutes and four seconds intermittently.
It wasn't until she finished vomiting and finally stopped throwing up that Yan Xiaokai began to clean up.
At this time, you have to ask him, what kind of woman can't be provoked, and he definitely doesn't want to tell you: a drunk woman.
If you want to ask him again, when is the most bitter for a man, he will definitely tell you again without thinking about it: serving a drunk woman.
You have to ask him again, do you still want to do Zheng Peilin tonight? He will inevitably tell you without thinking about it: the turtle grandson bastard and thirteen o'clock only want to do her at this time.
(The author has seriously thought about his answer and thinks it makes sense, because no man wants to be squirted with vomit while kissing.) )
Yan Xiaokai is rational and soft-hearted, but a man with a reasonable mind and a soft heart is destined to suffer.
This night, he really took care of her like Zheng Peilin's father, serving by the bedside, serving tea and water, and asking for warmth......
By the way, in order to make her feel more comfortable, Yan Xiaokai also massaged her breasts.
Yan Xiaokai, a good person! ——
The next day.
When Zheng Peilin woke up, the genius was just a little cloudy.
When she opened her eyes, her first feeling was a headache, as if it was about to burst.
"Hmm~~" The severe pain made her moan and reach out to cover her forehead, but when she raised her hand, a chill startled her, and the other hand touched her body, and suddenly her heart was cold, because she was lying naked on the bed!
I'm being ...... So what's up?
This was Zheng Peilin's first reaction after she woke up, and her panicked eyes quickly looked around, and found that this was not in the hotel, and it didn't seem to be in someone else's house, because although this room was not familiar, it was not unfamiliar.
If her memory is not wrong, this is Yan Xiaokai's room, and the hand cross rust on the wall is still hung by her!
looked around, looked to the side hurriedly, and sure enough, he saw Yan Xiaokai lying beside him, covered with a quilt with her.
Me and him...... That's it?
No way!
Even if you really owe him, you have to be responsible for him, and you don't need to make a promise!
Zheng Peilin thought about it vigorously, and even pulled her hair, but no matter how hard she tried, her memory was only maintained at the moment when she opened the fifth bottle of XO, and she couldn't remember what happened later, she couldn't remember it at all!
It's broken!
Very, very thoroughly!
I don't even know how I was put into bed and then what I did!
Zheng Peilin regretted it so much, why did I drink so much wine? Don't have enough to worry about?
Looking at Yan Xiaokai, who was sleeping soundly on the side, her anger didn't come to a place, and she pushed him hard, "Hey, surnamed Yan, you get up for me!" ”
Yan Xiaokai opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at Zheng Peilin with bloodshot eyes, and said weakly: "Good daughter, Dad is tired, will I tell you a story next time?" ”
"What did you say?" Zheng Peilin raised her eyebrows, stretched out her leg and kicked it on the bed.
"Ouch!" Yan Xiaokai, who fell to the ground, groaned, and when he struggled to get up from the ground, he found that Zheng Peilin's apricot eyes were wide open and he was slashing at herself, and she also woke up, looked at the sky, and then looked at her, and asked a little uncertainly: "Are you awake?" ”
Zheng Peilin said gloomily: "Wake up!" ”
Yan Xiaokai asked weakly: "Are you sure?" ”
Zheng Peilin's voice rose an octave higher, "The surname is Yan, I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you now, you hurry up and tell me, what's going on?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said indifferently: "I just know that you will turn your face and deny people when you lift your pants, fortunately I have been prepared......"
Zheng Peilin shouted angrily: "What did you say? ”
Yan Xiaokai took out the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, scratched the recording device, and threw it to her: "Listen to it yourself!" ”
Zheng Peilin took the phone, looked at it and asked, "What is this?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "The recording from the moment I saw you last night to the time you fell asleep!" ”
Zheng Peilin: "Recording? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Yes, I learned from 10086 customer service." ”
Zheng Peilin was suspicious and wanted to click on the recording that was 3 hours and 28 minutes long, but as soon as the other hand stretched out, the quilt slid down, almost showing a little again, and quickly reached out to grab the edge of the quilt and shouted at him: "You give me a trip!" ”
"Oh!"
Yan Xiaokai walked out of Lu very obediently, but the door was closed for a while, and he actually pushed open the door again and walked in, scratching his head and saying, "It's strange, this is my room, and if you want to go out, you will go out." ”
Zheng Peilin roared angrily: "I said let you go out, you will go out!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was speechless, and waved his hand helplessly for a while: "Yes, I'm not in the mood to meet you today, uncle, I can't afford to provoke you, can't I hide?" ”
With that, he stepped forward, tore off the quilt that belonged to him, picked it up and walked out!
"Ahh Zheng Peilin, who was fully exposed at three o'clock, screamed, hurriedly protected her chest, curled her legs, and hugged her unwielding body, but her worry was obviously superfluous, because although Yan Xiaokai did not close the door, he did not look back.
Zheng Peilin was ashamed and angry, saw that there was a thin quilt under her, quickly rolled it up, and tightened herself, then picked up the phone, pressed the play button, and thought at the same time, wait for Lao Tzu to figure out what is going on before I clean you up! ——
The collection is about to break 4,000, classmates, I love you so much.