Zuo Shaohan was so excited that his legs couldn't help but tremble when he walked, and his whole body was fluttering.

Tang Yulan handed over a cigarette and asked, "How do you feel?" ”

"It's too exciting, it's so exciting." Zuo Shaohan smoked a cigarette with trembling fingers and said, "Big brother, do you say there is anything wrong with doing this?" ”

"What are you afraid of, the wicked have their own wicked grinding. Dealing with bad guys, you can only make them afraid of you if you are more ruthless and poisonous than him! Tang Yulan stood at the intersection, looked around, and said, "Tell me, where was the beginning of your urban nightmare, and now we have to end it from the root." ”

"I remember in a Toho freight company in the west of the city, when I was a moving worker, the boss didn't pay me for half a year." Zuo Shaohan said, showing the oily kitchen knife from his back waist, making a majestic knife-holding shape.

Tang Yulan nodded: "Very good, keep this momentum, but can you throw away your kitchen knife?" The smell of the meat was particularly unpleasant. ”

"Oh." Zuo Shaohan looked around, and he didn't find the garbage can, and he walked towards a beggar who was squatting on the side of the road and looking sloppy.

The beggar drooped his head, with an expression of a broken wife and a ruined family, and there was still a few dollars in the broken bowl in front of him, and when he saw someone coming to complain, he said, "Give me some money...... Give me some money......"

"Dangchang!" A sharp kitchen knife was thrown in front of him.

The beggar raised his head, his face as earthy as the color of the earth.

Zuo Shaohan clapped his hands and said, "I'll give it to you, take it back to cook." ”

"Brother, ...... Can you give some money to buy groceries? ”

"Oh...... You take the ten dollars. Zuo Shaohan didn't forget to take ten yuan and rub the grease on his hands.

"What are you doing here?" The beggar looked at the ten yuan in his hand and sat in a hurry, as if Zuo Shaohan owed him money.

"Wipe your hands, you're not clean anyway." Zuo Shaohan threw ten yuan to the beggar.

"What's that? Then you can't get my money dirty! The beggar chirped, put the money in the broken bowl, and continued to look half-dead.

Zuo Shaohan did a good deed and was in a good mood. He walked up to Captain Tang and said, "That's right, big brother." I haven't eaten breakfast yet. ”

"Zuo Shaohan! You're still too kind. Captain Tang smoked a cigarette, his eyes were full of brilliance, revealing a thoughtful look, and said: "You see this beggar with sound limbs, but he is not looking for a proper job, just count on you group of self-righteous fools to support them, people have to pursue a little, see the beauties on the street, they are all willing to dedicate themselves to successful men, see the luxury office building on the left, there are people with status." What you have to do is not to give alms to beggars, but to take the beautiful woman into your arms and trample Ling Jiang under your feet! ”

"Big brother, I understand!" Zuo Shaohan paused, turned around and went back.

"Rabbit cub, why are you robbing me of my money, I'll kill you!" The beggar screamed with a kitchen knife and kicked him to the ground by Zuo Shaohan, with bitter water flowing from his mouth.

"I can give you something, and I can come back at any time!" Zuo Shaohan pinched his waist with one hand, majestic. caused a burst of disdain among passers-by.

"This kid, it's pretty fast to get into the groove!"

Zuo Shaohan came back in a fart and said, "He wants to cut me, I don't think he's a good thing." Big brother, do we want to rob two more beggars, maybe we can earn back today's meal money, and when I go back, I will be a taxi, and I will treat you. ”

"Come on!" Head Tang gave him a kick and sneered: "You have this virtue, you might as well rob the baby bottle in the baby's mouth, cross the street with the cane in the grandmother's hand, and go to the bathing center to steal the bra that the aunt took off." ”

Zuo Shaohan couldn't raise his head when he was said, and said in a low voice: "Then what should I do?" ”

"We're going to make a lot of money, you probably don't know the ability of our Flying Bird Regiment yet, I'll confirm it to you now." Tang Yulan found a Rongsheng barbecue city around the corner.

After the Flying Birds took over the territory of the Skeleton Troupe, many bars and shops refused to pay protection fees, and this Rongsheng Barbecue City is one of them.

When I walked to the door, I saw a big banner hanging outside the building: "Great news: a single person spends 100 yuan, and beer can be poured into your mouth!" ”

Nowadays, the temperature is rising day by day, and there is an endless stream of people eating barbecue in the evening, which is very popular.

Although it was morning, there were only three or four customers in the barbecue city, which seemed very deserted. The hall is bright and clean, with a red carpet.

Zuo Shaohan swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and said, "Big brother, I want to eat roast mutton, can I have another bottle of beer, I want it to be cold!" ”

"Yes, you can order whatever you want, you can eat enough!" Tang Yulan posed as a big boss, found a table and sat down casually, and beckoned the waiter to order a lot of dishes.

"If you want so much, can you eat it all?" The waiter asked.

"Long-winded, when we don't have money!" Zuo Shaohan slapped the ten yuan with a very unbearable face on the table.

The waiter snorted and didn't pay attention to him.

"Hey, Tang Yulan? Why are you here? "There was a girl with flowers and branches walking in front of her, with a medium-to-high posture and heavy makeup on her face.

Zuo Shaohan glanced at the few pieces of fabric on the girl's body, and lowered his blushing head.

"I'm here to get down to business." Tang Yulan replied lazily, not wanting to talk to the girl too much.

The girl put one hand on Tang Yulan's shoulder lightly, and said with a coquettish smile: "Brother Tang, I have told Xingshu several times, you should be more respectful when you see your cousin, you are all a family, maybe it won't be long before I will be your brother and sister." ”

This girl is none other than Tang Xingshu's girlfriend.

Tang Yulan was not interested in her intentional closeness and hookup, and when she turned her head, she saw two balls of meat swaying hidden in her low chest, as well as a deep dazzling ravine.

"Sister Chen, this is my friend. Give them a 20% discount when you check out! He greeted the cash register quietly.

Tang Yulan was stunned and said, "This is your family?" ”

"Yes, my name is Cui Jingjing, and you can come here often to eat in the future. Xingshu likes to eat oysters the most, which can be loaded with bullets. She smiled quietly and charmingly, clamping her legs tightly.

Tang Yulan felt a chill in her heart, the last time she saw Jingjing, she still looked disdainful of herself, now she just changed her clothes, and she needed such a big change in her attitude towards herself? I only feel that if Tang Xingshu marries her home, the genes of the third uncle's family will be completely ruined.

"Get out of the way, I'm here to get down to business, I don't have time to chat with you." Head Tang said impatiently.

"You, why don't you know how to do it so badly...... Cui Jingjing rarely pleases boys, and from Tang Xingshu's mouth, she also knows that Tang Yulan's family conditions are average, and he is not even well-off. However, that day, I accidentally found that she and Hua Qinfei appeared in the art department of Lingjiang University, dressed up and changed, and felt that he was being maintained.

Cui Jingjing has never understood what Tang Yulan's charm is, this time she took the initiative to show favor and didn't expect to eat the closed-door soup, she was ashamed and annoyed, and gritted her teeth and said: "Okay, you Tang Yulan, these are all self-inflicted." ”

She ran out of Rongsheng Barbecue City and dialed a phone call: "Hey, Brother Shuang?" I heard that Qin Dashao wants to deal with a person, and I have news of him. Qin Wenren was insulted when he picked up the airport, and some news from the past was reported.

Tang Xingshu has the protection of the shop guide and does not take Bao Junshuang in his eyes. This time his girlfriend called, he was very unhappy, and when he was about to hang up, he suddenly heard Qin Dashao's three words, and immediately came to his senses, and asked: "Who, Qin Dashao's happy words are indispensable for your benefits." ”

"Tang Yulan, he's in my store now." Cui Jingjing thought for a while, and then said: "However, don't say that I leaked the news, after all, he is Tang Xingshu's cousin, and Qin Dashao will not threaten his life." ”

"Don't worry, we're all measured!" Bao Junshuang smiled and hung up the phone.

What is this called, stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, it takes no effort to come!

After Cui Jingjing finished the call, she ran to the kitchen and asked them to serve the meal later, delaying as much time as possible. Although Lingjiang University is some distance from the barbecue city, it will not take much time to come by car. Moreover, Tang Yulan ordered so many dishes, I believe that he will not be able to eat them all in a while and a half.

Tang Yulan ordered special sauce beef, red oil belly shreds, Songhua tofu, fragrant sesame beef liver, and ordered dozens of barbecue and a pound of lamb.

"Big brother, this cumin grilled fish and garlic grilled fish taste pretty good! Boss, can you put more cumin? Zuo Shaohan ate very happily, looking at his exaggerated eating appearance, it seemed that he had just been released from the refugee camp.

At this time, the three members of the riot dormitory, the fat man Bao Junshuang and the big gold tooth and the long arm rushed to Rongsheng Barbecue City.

Bao Junshuang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Tang Yulan was eating happily. Pretending to meet by chance, he stepped forward and said, "Ha Luha, this is not Brother Tang!" The two of us are really fateful, we separated yesterday and met you today. ”

"It's really unlucky, I met you when I ate and I ran into your fat pig that affects your appetite." Tang Yulan put down her chopsticks and looked at Bao Junshuang impatiently.

"Misunderstanding, haha. It's all a misunderstanding, I knew that Brother Tang was a friend of Counselor Zhang, where are there so many things. Bao Junshuang hated itchy, but on the surface he looked harmless to humans and animals, and ordered the big golden tooth to say, "Go, bring the bottle of good wine in my car!" ”

"Brother Shuang, is that the bottle of Taikang wine served in the collection?" Big Golden Tooth said excitedly, "The bottle you want to give to the dean?" ”

"yes, what are you talking about, go quickly!" Bao Junshuang pressed the remote control key on the car, and moved a chair to sit next to him.

The long arm looked around and said, "Brother Shuang, I'll go to the toilet." ”

"Go ahead, lazy people have a lot of!" Bao Junshuang smiled and said, "Brother Tang, don't see me, he has too much masturbation at a young age, and his prostate is not good, so he has to go every few minutes." ”

In the car and in the toilet, the big gold tooth and the long arm were busy.

Bao Junshuang and the others are not a good thing in the first place, there are ways to rectify people in school, and in the last competition, it can be seen that Tang Yulan has two hits, so this time he specially prepared laxatives and itchy powder.

The dosage of laxatives is relatively large, and it will attack after drinking it for a long time, and it is a strong constipation pass. And the itchy powder is a must, after being stained, it is extremely itchy, and you have to keep scratching and scratching. The nerves will be paralyzed by the effect of the drug, and they don't know how to scratch the skin.

As long as Tang Yulan drank the wine, then ran to the toilet with a stomach and wiped his butt with itchy powder-stained toilet paper, then they were done.

Moreover, Bao Junshuang's mobile phone also has a high-definition camera, 64G large memory capacity, and ultra-fast Internet speed, which can transmit Tang Yulan's embarrassing image to the Internet in the first time.