"Mess with me, what?" Tang Yulan frowned, a little resistant.

"Eat yours, drink yours, play with yours, use yours!" The butterfly was a little tired holding the noodles, put them on the table, and said with a smile: "How is it?" It's a great honor! ”

"Ahh Honor a fart! Tang Yulan's face turned cold and said, "Can you still take care of your home with a dog?" What will you do? "He doesn't have that kind of pity.

"You!" The butterfly snorted.

"What are you?" Tang Yulan made a stern gesture and said, "Look at what noodles you make here, they are all sticky, why is this color so bad, should you mistakenly put vinegar into soy sauce?" Are you sure you didn't accidentally put poison in it! The shape of the poached egg above is too bad, heart-shaped, so uncreative! ”

"Dead old man, how much money do you have, I'll poison you?!" The butterfly couldn't help it, grabbed the chopsticks and poked them at Tang Yulan's eyes.

Tang Yulan dodged his head sideways, reached out and grabbed her wrist, and pulled hard, and the soft delicate body of the butterfly lay in his arms.

"Let go of me!" Butterfly's red face was like vermilion paint, she slapped him with her hand and elbowed him hard, and said coldly: "You heartless guy, you have said that I am repaying my kindness, and you are always worried about me, so why don't you take a wild dog over to see if you will be poisoned?" ”

Tang Yulan pretended to be very calm, with a relaxed face. However, the water chicken and others next to him have already drooled, and they are eating purse noodles with a beauty in their arms, what a comfortable enjoyment!

Moreover, Tang Yulan's bowl of noodles is better than theirs, and anyone with a discerning eye knows that the butterfly is eccentric, and several people are drooling.

The water chicken said: "Brother Tang, if you don't eat it, then I'll do it for you." ”

"Go aside!" The butterfly raised its feet and kicked the water chicken far away, the strength of the water chicken was not weak, and it couldn't hide, complaining about the injustice of the sky with a bitter face.

Head Tang let go of her wrist, took the bowl with his left hand, took the chopsticks from her hand with his right hand, and said: "It looks so-so, but it's also your hard work, I'll wronged myself and torture my stomach!" ”

"You're not afraid that I'll do something?" Butterfly raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Joke, who am I? Will you be afraid of your little girl who has not developed well? Tang Yulan snorted and said.

"You don't have a chest, you have the ability to compare!" The butterfly was hated and annoyed, and her eyebrows were raised angrily, and she was about to pinch Tang Yulan's neck.

"Don't ......" Tang Yulan made a bitter face, let him compare his chest with a woman, he didn't have the guts, moved his buttocks, sat on the edge of the sofa, and said: "It looked quite large-scale that night, why is it wilting now?" Has it shrunk? Wrap your chest cloth? Not at all! ”

The butterfly was half angry and half dead, looked at Tang Yulan with resentment, sighed, and said, "You...... I, I really can't help you, don't you know the bra pad? No common sense at all! ”

"Who says I don't have common sense?" Tang Yulan took a sip of noodle soup, puffed his chest and said: "I know astronomy and geography, and I know that my aunt is coming back, and even the eighteen tips for breast enhancement are quite thorough, how about it, do you want me to teach you?" ”

"Okay, what's the best way to do it?" Butterfly said coquettishly: "I have tried some methods before, but they have no effect, I am really anxious!" ”

Tang Yulan just wanted to take the opportunity to tease the female killer, but she didn't expect her to take it seriously. Just now, he was just talking nonsense, and he said a big word, looking at the water chicken and others with obscenity and envy in their eyes, he said calmly: "There are many ways, if it's simple, go to the stick country and get a human hand, but the disadvantage is to give birth to a child, and maybe suck out a mouthful of silicone when breastfeeding!" Pinch and pinch and it explodes! Even if neither of these things happens, it is also not very elegant to run out of shape to the belly! ”

The butterfly was amused by Tang Yulan's exaggerated performance, and she didn't mind chatting with him about pure girls, so she thought about it with her lips and said, "What is the way to be natural?" I tried papaya soup and breast enhancement cream, but unfortunately it didn't work, if it was a bigger cup. ”

Tang Yulan shook the noodles under his mouth, his expression was indescribably obscene, but he deliberately put on a stern face and asked, "What, do you want to learn?" ”

Butterfly didn't know whether she was pretending to be shy, or if she was really blushing, pinched the corner of her clothes, her face was crimson, and she asked coquettishly: "Then, how about Brother Tang suing Little Sister?" I can give you a favor. ”

Tang Yulan was called by his brother and had goosebumps all over his body, and he almost vomited out the things he ate in his stomach, so he hurriedly drank a mouthful of noodle soup, calmed down, and asked calmly: "What benefits, this is what I have worked so hard to get, the law does not pass on the six ears, the unique stunt, and I can't find it on the thousands!" ”

Butterfly knew that he was deliberately hanging his appetite, so he clenched his fist angrily, bit his red lip, took a deep breath, pinched his shoulder, and said, "Brother Tang, if your method works, how about I give you a box of ten silver needles?" ”

"It's too poisonous, it's not interesting!" Tang Yulan pouted.

"Hmph, I don't know the goods!" The butterfly leaned to the left, leaned closer, exhaled like an orchid, and said softly: "How about I give you an underwear?" I know you're so, you must be very interested in collecting this. This time it's cheaper for you. ”

Tang Yulan couldn't cry or laugh, such a bad thing was said to his face, he drooped an old face and looked left and right.

Shuiji and the others are very knowledgeable about current affairs, pretending to be chatting, but their eyes keep looking at the head of Chao Tang, twisting their necks obliquely, and their acting skills are very clumsy!

Tang Yulan cleared his throat, shouted injustice, and said, "Who said it, I can't agree to this thing that ruins my reputation!" Think about it, I have also been a university teacher, this is the engineer of the human soul, what a noble profession, with the purest and most good soul, how can I think of such a nasty thing? Your words are simply an insult to my noble personality and a trampling on my dignity! This method does not sue you. Qin Fei seems to have some room for improvement, so I just told her that it's okay, but I'm afraid that after she uses it, there will be more admirers, more than those who drink chrysanthemums, and the suitor cells are connected, and they can circle the earth twenty times! ”

"No way!" The butterfly looked anxious, and pulled Tang Yulan with her arm, Tang Yulan pretended to lose her balance, leaned to the right, and her fragrant lips were directly printed on his face.

The butterfly's body stiffened, and she said hurriedly: "Two, give you a set, it's always okay!" Looking at your old face and obsceneness, you know that you haven't thought about it! ”

"Ugh! All right! Tang Yulan pretended to be very reluctant, his eyes flashed, and said: "I think you are so hungry and thirsty, and you need it so much, I will promise you!" ”

"Speak quickly!"

Tang Yulan pushed the dishes and chopsticks to the middle of the table, leaned into her ear, and whispered: "A unique stunt, the gospel for the benefit of thousands of beautiful girls, don't leak it lightly!" Be careful! Be careful! ”

The butterfly quickly nodded.

Tang Yulan swallowed his saliva, revealing a harmless expression of humans and animals, a pure smile, that strange and incongruous smile, which made people get goosebumps when they saw it.