Chapter 31: You're a scumbag again
"Come, Sister Xin, eat this!"
After sitting down, Gu Jihai put his chopsticks into the steamed crystal giant, and then took away the two most delicious thighs and sent them into He Xin's bowl: "I heard that this thing is powerful, and the whole medicine warehouse is moved, and some experts who don't know where it is said that this thing is antibacterial, anti-poison and omnipotent, and the benefits to the human body are immeasurable, so it is almost said that it can cure all diseases." Today, my little brother will use this thing to slap Sister Xin, I hope you will grow more and more beautiful after eating, and you will be fascinated by a group of people. When you are in a good mood and remember the good of your little brother, it would be good to give you one more way to make money and a way to live. Don't have an electric eye, just electrify your little brother out of the body, and you can't take care of yourself in life. ”
"Poof!" He Xin was amused by Gu Jihai and smiled, even her excellent cultivation didn't work, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, and scolded with a smile: "Little ghost, I don't understand what is going on, what are you talking nonsense." ”
"Hehe, it's no nonsense, it's all sincere. You know, I'm the most honest, child. It's as pure as a piece of tofu. "Gu Jihai is a serious way.
"You? Chaste! The fat man suddenly shouted and screamed: "Stinky boy, do you know the way?" The most shameless thing you've ever done is to flaunt your purity. If you want me to say, even if you look like a certain piece of tofu, it must be moldy tofu. ”
"Why, don't you believe me?" Gu Jihai asked in surprise. saw that not only the fat man was sneering, but even He Xin, who had never been involved in these bickering, was silently shaking his head and expressing doubt.
"Okay." Gu Jihai was deflated all of a sudden: "Actually, I don't believe it either." ”
"Okay, let's not gossip, eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink."
"Although those brick beasts didn't explicitly say the word cure-all, I guess that's what it means, whether it's true or not, I'll try it." Gu Jihai opened the shelf, and once again quickly sandwiched the old chicken's body into his bowl.
This time it's the turn of the fat man to be dumbfounded, the name of the steamed crystal giant dish sounds domineering, in fact, in addition to the condiments, there is only one field chicken left - old chicken! The two old chicken thighs of this dish are exclusive to He Xin, which is not said. However, the fat man is also greedy, so when he was cooking, he called his daughter-in-law The rest of the old chicken's body was cut into four even pieces, and he was expecting to be lucky enough to eat such a piece, but where did he think that Gu Jihai would be clamped like this, running through the old chicken's vertebrae, and three pieces were taken away at once, leaving a huge old chicken head and a small half bowl of soup.
it! This skull has no flesh!
In fact, even the head of the old chicken has meat, and the fat man does not dare to eat it.
Often people in a camp get together to eat, and the head of the staple food ingredient of the main dish is only the first person in that camp who is qualified to play chopsticks, if the big guy doesn't like to eat, then it will be wasted, and no one can eat it. Otherwise, it means that it may provoke the resentment of the superiors and invite endless revenge. Although, he didn't know if He Xin had this taboo, but he still had to abide by this unspoken rule.
Do not challenge the absolute position of the master from any aspect. This is the survival rule of his fat man. In fact, this is also the basic rule of many old foxes who can die well.
"I knew that this kid was so ruthless, I should have told Lily not to pay too much attention to aesthetics, and not to put the sliced Big Mac into a complete shape. Take pity on my rarity, and one misstep will become a thousand years of hatred! The fat man felt pain in his heart.
Gu Jihai raised his head satisfied, but saw that the fat man was stunned there, looking like a dead old man, and couldn't help but laugh secretly.
"Why, you don't like soup? I'll help you! Gu Jihai was very enthusiastic and brought the only remaining soup of the steamed crystal giant to him, and turned his head to He Xin and said: "Sister Xin, Uncle Li said that he doesn't like to drink soup, probably thinking about losing weight." This soup is rich in nutrients, it's a pity to waste it, I helped him drink it, you tell him not to be too grateful to me. ”
Thank you? Uncle Li can't wait to eat you and eat back what you lost. He Xin suddenly felt that he seemed to have overdrawn most of the white eyes of his life today.
"Wow!"
With a long instigation, Gu Jihai drank the soup in the bowl cleanly, and was afraid that the fat man would not be harsh when he heard it, so he smashed his mouth a few times.
"Huh? Aunt Lily? Gu Jihai relieved his greed, and Gu Jihai suddenly found that the fat man's wife was not there, and he couldn't help but wonder.
"Leave her alone." The fat man didn't say much, just a word, and his expression didn't change much, obviously he was used to it.
Gu Jihai raised his eyes and looked around, but at the door of the kitchen, he saw Aunt Lili's lonely figure, holding a bowl alone, eating, the dishes in the bowl were sporadic and scarce, and they were not enough at all.
Gu Jihai understood the fat man's thoughts, he himself was serving more than dining, how could his wife, a woman, be qualified to sit down? But Gu Jihai didn't think so, perhaps, Sister Xin didn't want this.
"Aunt Lily, come here, it's so boring to eat alone. There are a lot of people here, and it's lively! Gu Jihai couldn't help but greet.
"I want you to be nosy!" Just robbed of Gu Jihai's heart, the fat man has a lot of resentment towards Gu Jihai now.
"How do I call this nosy? Aunt Lily is so beautiful, what if she accidentally becomes my mother-in-law in the future? It's definitely good to have an early tie now. Saying that, Gu Jihai didn't forget to say a word to He Xin, so as not to snub the eldest sister: "You said yes, Sister Xin." ”
As soon as Gu Jihai finished speaking, he found that He Xin glanced at the fat man with a strange expression.
With a sigh in his heart, he pointed at the fat man, and Gu Jihai exclaimed: "Uncle Li, do you really have a daughter?" ”
"What's the matter?" The fat man had a rough nose and squinted at Gu Jihai.
"Pretty isn't it? Is it like Aunt Lily or like you? How's the character? Gu Jihai asked three questions one after another.
"Looks okay!" It is not difficult to hear the complacent attitude of the fat man.
"That's the answer to the space hole." Gu Jihai was deflated, very dissatisfied with the fat man's answer, and said, "Is it more like you, or more like Aunt Lily?" Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! ”
"Like her, like her"
"Like what?"
"Like her mother."
"Wow, that sounds good." Gu Jihai immediately came to his senses, salivating with a smiling face, and said with a bright spring flower: "Introduce it to me." ”
"Phew! You dream! The fat man smacked Gu Jihai very unceremoniously.
Of course, it is also tightly to make a show.
"Don't be so arbitrary!" Gu Jihai said unrelentingly: "If you take a closer look at me, how can you say that I am also a talent." With your fat daughter, it's more than enough. ”
After listening to Gu Jihai's boasting, Li Fatzi ridiculed very unceremoniously.
"I think you're a scumbag!"