Chapter 7: The Divine Comedy Uploaded
Since Nanfeng decided to abandon everything and adapt the classic "Pink Memories" into the "yellow" "Cup Song", he has left the festival or something behind, but fortunately, Nanfeng is still very fond of the word shame.
First of all, in the singing of the song, Nanfeng did not choose to go into battle in person, but let the fat woman Xiaoxia who was incomplete in five tones sing, and secondly, in the column of producer composition, Nanfeng did not use his real name, but gave himself a stage name of Nansheng, as for the lyrics, it was directly canceled.
Nanfeng took this series of measures, mainly because he didn't want to leave too many "stains" on himself, his ideal of becoming a big star and becoming a national idol has never changed, and the debut of the three vulgar singers will undoubtedly make his future road to fame difficult.
On Friday, March 7th, the first episode of the program "Chinese Women's Cup Report" was officially uploaded to Feihu.com, and the official upload of this new program also gave considerable support, although the homepage is only an advertisement for a small piece of tofu dregs, but it also gives the majority of netizens a chance to contact and understand this program.
This day said that the entire program team has no intention of working, and has basically been staring at the on-demand data of the video, but the click-through rate of the video is really not very good, and the total number of on-demand is only in the early 2,000s, so it can only be said that talking is better than nothing.
But this is just daytime data,It doesn't mean anything,Night is the climax of netizens' Internet access,During the day, most of them are either at work or in class,People who go online are probably also people who play more games,So more than 2,000 on-demand is heartbreaking,But it didn't completely defeat themใ
After a week of work, Nanfeng can finally enjoy a weekend tiredly.
"South Wind, do you work overtime on weekends?" Roommate Huang Bo knocked on Nanfeng's door.
"No overtime, what's wrong, what's the matter?" Nanfeng has been busy this week, and he hasn't had much contact with Huang Bo, but the two have a common hobby, so their tempers are very compatible.
"That's the case, tomorrow the students of our department want to go out together, I want to ask if you want to go with us to have fun, there are a lot of beauties." Huang Bo said with a smile.
"Where are you going?" Nanfeng thought about it, he really hasn't relaxed well since he graduated, and it's good to go out and have fun.
"Not far away, Changqing Forest Park, we plan to go to the barbecue and fly kites, go in the morning, and come back in the afternoon, mainly because everyone wants to take advantage of this good weather to bask in the mood, lie on the grass and play the guitar and sing, super enjoyable." Huang Bo explained with a smile.
"Sounds good, but isn't it a meeting of your department, and it's not good for me to add an outsider?" The south wind hesitated.
"Our teaching and research department is in full swing, and those girls are like wolves and tigers, shouting all day long that I, the only male compatriot in the teaching and research department, can help them introduce them to high-quality resources, I think you are not high-quality resources, so I promised him that they would take you there, brother, you won't let me not get off the stage, right?" Huang Bo said embarrassedly.
"What is the ratio of men and women in your department?" Nanfeng was stunned for a moment, feeling that he was pimped.
"Three to one, three women and one man." Huang Bo looked at Nanfeng's strange eyes, and his expression fell, "Okay, I admit that they don't treat me as a man at all, but it's not me bragging, it's okay for my three senior sisters to be elders, think about it." โ
"Okay, but I'll put it in front of me, brother, I'm tightening my belt right now, and I don't have much money in my pocket." Nanfeng naturally won't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, "If you make it clear to your classmates, I'm poor, but I'm not rich and handsome." โ
Nanfeng also knows that the more beautiful the girls are now, the higher the standards for choosing a mate, he is afraid that Huang Bo will patronize and brag about how high he will be raised, and he will not be able to get off the stage when the time comes. Besides, he didn't pay attention to what he introduced, girlfriends and other things were a waste of money in his opinion, and he didn't have too high a desire for women.
"Don't worry, I know what you can say and what you can't, then I'll say yes!" Huang Bo happily went back to his room and made a phone call.
Nanfeng opened the laptop and searched for the video uploaded today, and it was now half past eight in the evening, and the number of on-demand views at this time had reached more than 30,000 times, although it was still relatively low, but after all, it was uploaded on the first day, and the fame and reputation had not spread, and this result was already very good.
"Let's see how the netizens below reply." Although there are only more than 30,000 clicks, Nanfeng found that there are more than 50 replies, which is a high proportion, you must know that the highest click-through rate of a single episode of the most popular "Funny Video Inventory" is only about 1 million, and the most replies are only about 1,000.
You must know that "Funny Video Inventory" has been in the past two years, and a total of nearly 300 episodes have been made, both in terms of fame and reputation and the number of fans, which have reached their peak, and it is impossible to grow again.
"After watching this show, I found that my knowledge is poor......"
"It's a long posture, it turns out that the murder weapons that appeared in TV and movies are very rare, I wonder why I haven't encountered this super murder weapon......"
"Lewd talent, if you are looking for a wife in the future, you will find a big-breasted girl in Xinjiang......"
"There are really only three kinds of men, you must have big breasts, just find one with big breasts, and I am the third type, don't want anything else, just big breasts......"
"Battery Seven, this metaphor is divine......"
"As long as the silicone is filled well, there is nothing [big] that can't be done, well said!"
Nanfeng watched a lot of articles in a row, and as he imagined, the content of this show did have too many complaints, and it also aroused the strong interest of the majority of male compatriots, and replied to various complaints in the comments. What didn't disappoint Nanfeng was that he soon found what he wanted to see.
"Anyway, the ending song at the end is a divine comedy, and I don't know what kind of lewd talent it takes to write this kind of song that destroys all three views......"
"Summer and summer quietly passed to leave little behind, A cup, B cup, can't tell you, the evening breeze blows warm the bottom of my skirt, there is a coolness on the chest, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, how can I forget, I must not forget, I am determined to swear breast augmentation, I must not forget, papaya milk is tired of drinking, empty underwear, and a flat-chested one, give me a thin memory, oh~, summer and summer quietly past the chest has not moved, rub it, pinch it, there is no meat only skin, it is in the autumn dream......"
"Can this kind of thing be broadcast, it is estimated that it will be banned soon, and the speed collection and sharing ......"
"What a good melody, if it is accompanied by a good lyrics, it will definitely become a golden song, but with such an unsightly thing, a good golden song has been spoiled into a lewd song, but why do I like this song so much, the three views have been ruined......"
Seeing that his things had been "recognized" and "sought after" by so many people, Nanfeng felt an inexplicable pride in his heart.