The crazy old man glared at Jiang Ming dissatisfied, "What's wrong with ten days, plus ten days is twenty days, you will give me a hundred yuan, I will teach you twenty days of spells, you can't count you!" ”

"No, master! I didn't mean that, I mean you, you taught me such a magical spell, it's so much better than the average liar......"

"Hey, stinky boy, what do you mean, you're saying I'm a high-level liar, aren't you?" The crazy old man seemed to be very angry.

"No,...... I didn't mean that, I mean you taught me spells, I should repay you well, shouldn't I! ”

"Oh, I see, you're saying you're going to beat me up, okay, come on!" Saying that, the old man "chirped" and lay on the ground, "Come on, anyway, it's not the first time I've been beaten." ”

Jiang Ming sighed in his heart: He really deserves to be my master, and he is a scoundrel than me! Seeing that his crazy advantage was brought into play again, Jiang Ming had no choice but to say good things to deceive him, ah no, it was to persuade him: "Master, listen to me, you live in my house, eat and drink well, eat well and sleep well, how moisturizing these days are, when my father comes back from abroad, I will tell him, our father is a very good person......

"Gotta get it, don't be us, don't be so polite, that's your dad, I won't compete with you for this indicator!"

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, I mean my dad will definitely let you live here, and in the future, you will eat and drink fragrant food at my house, which is not much better than what you ask for at the station, and often you can't get it!"

"Fart, we don't want to eat at all......" "That's ......"

"Ask for money!!" "Isn't that different?!"

"Haha Don't pour me ecstasy soup, just like you! When I played with people, your grandfather's grandfather hadn't been born yet! Play with me, hum ......"

The crazy old man sat cross-legged against the wall on the ground, next to him was the sofa, but he was not sitting on the ground, as if sitting on the ground was in line with his unrestrained personality, "You think I can't see your little bit of fancy intestines, you must have taken a fancy to me, and you want to occupy me, and then you ...... again"

"Vomit!" Jiang Ming covered his mouth, desperately stopped himself from throwing it out, his face was red and his neck was thick, it was too uncomfortable, even more uncomfortable than those pregnant lesbians, and he said in his heart: I like you! Look at the way you look, black and thin, dirty and smelly, more like a monkey than a monkey, and never bathe, exudes a strange smell all over your body, let me dominate you, I might as well kill myself now......

The old man smiled and watched his clumsy performance quietly, as if he could even hear his heart clearly, still smiled quietly, and said slowly: "Don't pretend, tell you the truth, just these things on me, even if I want to teach you everything, you can't learn it, you have to learn, with your mortal physique, the result will inevitably be devastating, and it can only harm you!" This point I taught you is enough for you to use for a lifetime, but the premise is that you have to cultivate well, if you don't take my words seriously, when you die miserably one day, don't blame me for being a master......" As he spoke, he picked at his bare dirty and smelly feet, and immediately the stench in the air became much stronger...... "I didn't remind you!" ”

This time Jiang Ming did not perform disgusting actions, nor did he react mischievously, but solemnly pondered, he clearly knew that he was a mortal, and by chance, he learned the spell, which was risky, although he still didn't know what the risks of the Dao would be, but he also vaguely felt some, and he also knew very well that even if there was any risk, his master would not help him again, this master had already said, "The master led the door, and the cultivation was in itself!" ”

"But, you are so weak now, if you go out to ask for food, ah no, you want money, if you faint again, who will care about you, now in this society, no one dares to help the old man faint on the street, I just dared to stuff a hundred yuan into your hand that day, and I didn't dare to help you, who knew that you came to the door later, I was afraid that you would lie to me! I didn't expect you to teach me spells! ”

The old man stared at Jiang Ming fixedly, and his eyes, which had been very cloudy, suddenly shot out two rays of light, which frightened Jiang Ming, and it seemed that he had fallen into the ice cellar all of a sudden, the cold to his bones made him shiver, he was not afraid in his heart, knowing that the old man had no intention of hurting him, if the old man wanted to hurt him, then he would not be cold now, but dead. And now he is just plain cold, poor in this summer, but he is shivering from the cold, he understands that he said the wrong thing, and the master is going to teach him a lesson.

The old man withdrew the cold light disapprovingly, and continued to say slowly: "My body is weak? yes, my body has really not been as good as it used to be lately, old bones, old waste......"

He said this in his mouth, but suddenly got up and rose into the air, Jiang Ming's eyesight has been practiced very well now, but he still can't see how the old man jumped up from the ground and jumped into the air, and the old man jumped into the air and turned dozens of backflips in one go, it was a real somersault, without any borrowing, and it was completed in a very short time (about two or three seconds), and then the old man sat back in the distance, not even breathing, his face was not flushed, it was still that ugly blue-gray ......

Jiang Ming's face turned red with nervousness and excitement all of a sudden, because the old man had been sick since he came to his house, he didn't eat much, and he didn't bother to walk around, although he was sometimes crazy, but he usually liked to sit on the ground against the corner of the wall, with a look of recuperation, and the spells taught to him were only mantras and cultivation methods, he had never demonstrated it himself, Jiang Ming had even been doubting whether he would be able to, but today he saw the old man show this hand, he was stupid all of a sudden, just this hand, I was afraid that he would practice for a lifetime, He can't do it after three lifetimes, how did he do it?

Jiang Ming was so excited that he almost knelt down, and wanted to beg the old man to teach him these kung fu as well, but he was a little embarrassed to kneel, feeling as if he was a little bit there, after all, the old man had also taught himself a lot of things, and when he was hesitating, he saw the old man grab a handful behind him, and a big pit appeared on the wall in an instant...... Jiang Ming's mouth suddenly opened into an "O" shape, oh my God, it was a concrete wall made of reinforced concrete, he actually grabbed a large piece of it like tofu, is this still a person? Of course, he was not a human being, he always claimed to be an immortal, but Jiang Ming never really believed it, he thought that he was at most a person with some special abilities, a crazy old man, but now his opinion has changed.

Is it really a god? Jiang Ming's mouth opened wide, and he watched the old man's chicken-paw-like little hands carelessly crush and knead a huge piece of concrete, he didn't pinch them into small pieces, but pinched them and crushed them, pinched into powder, and it was the kind of dust that could fly when it was blown.

"Nima, this is a steel bar, not dough, can this be pinched casually?" Jiang Ming cursed in his heart in horror, but the old man remained silent, and said calmly: "You can find a way to repair the wall yourself, my body is not very good, I can't do this job."

Jiang Ming knelt in front of the old man with a "poof" and kowtowed vigorously, "Master, I beg you, teach me this trick!" It's so handsome, I'm really convinced of you today! ”

The old man looked at him, smiled bitterly and shook his head, "You, what do you want me to say about you!" After a pause, he continued, "Hard work, light work, and qigong, these things are just very superficial basic introductory kung fu for us who practice magic, and you don't thank you for teaching you serious kung fu, but are fascinated by these shallow kung fu, alas! ……”

"But these kung fu are really amazing! If you let others see me so powerful......" Jiang Ming's eyebrows fluttered, but the old man still looked at him straightly, with a smile on his face, "Forget it!" The old man interrupted him coldly: "Boy, remember my words, people are in front of the people, and people are guilty of the future, who likes to play tricks and who dies quickly, do you know the way?" Real kung fu is used to use, to achieve one's own goals, not to show off, only those who sell jugglers like to show off their kung fu......"

"Don't talk nonsense, people are also serious professions."

"Go, go, who's going to tell you this! Piercing through the wall and stealth techniques, as well as the doppelganger technique, are not for you to show off in front of people, but these kung fu, self-defense can save your life, and the enemy can kill people invisibly, no more than those useless bullshit fancy, no matter how powerful your fists and feet are, you have ......to die like a machine gun" Speaking of this, the old man suddenly stopped, seemed to think of something, and looked thoughtfully out the window into the distance.

"Master, ask you a question," Jiang Ming suddenly smiled and flattered the master, and the old man rolled his eyes, "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

"Master, since you have such great ability! Why do you have to go to the station to ask for food, and faint from hunger?! ”

The old man's eyes widened, and he glared at him viciously, "You kid knows a fart, I'm a hobby, if I want money, all the money in the world is mine, I can take anything anywhere and casually,...... Except for one place! He subconsciously added.

"Huh? Where is it? ”

"That's it...... Go and go, why do children ask so much? Be careful not to grow! ”

"Forget it, don't talk about pulling it down, but why are you hungry and faint?"

"Stinky boy, am I faint from hunger?" The old man hit Jiang Ming's head, fortunately it was not very heavy, although Jiang Ming flew sideways from one end of the room to the other, but it didn't hurt at all, and it didn't hurt at all, it was very strange, and then the old man sighed again, "I have a little bit of a ...... with your past life Fate,"

"What, wouldn't it? I wouldn't have been a woman in my previous life, would I? Jiang Ming screamed and got up from the ground,

"you, do you still look like a woman? It's not that kind of thing, it's ...... There was one thing I promised him, but I didn't do, and then I ......"

"Later, he died because of you, right, you are a murderer, so you came to compensate me in this life?" Jiang Ming stared at him in disbelief, looking like he was going to eat someone.

"How can your imagination be so colorful? His death had nothing to do with me, he was because he ate too much? ”

"Huh? Hold on? Jiang Ming was even more incredulous.

"Anyway, it has nothing to do with me, okay, okay, I'll teach you some spells in my life, and the grievances in our previous life will be cleared!"

"Go...... You said it lightly, who knows what you did to me in my previous life, anyway, I don't know anything, how do you make it up, I will naturally believe it? Jiang Ming obviously felt that something was wrong from the old man's wandering eyes, but there was no evidence to prove the truth of his words.

The old man was anxious, and jumped up: "I lied to you, why should I lie to you?" You go and inquire, who in heaven and earth doesn't know my old grandson......"

"What? My grandson? Who is my grandson? ......" Jiang Ming looked at the crazy old man suspiciously, the old man bared his teeth angrily, scratched his neck with his hand, "hehe" twice, flicked his sleeves and left, although he didn't have sleeves, he still picked his arm.

"Jiang Ming, Jiang Ming, what are you thinking, it's time to ring the bell," Li Jun in the back kindly pushed Jiang Ming, who had been petrified, and woke him up from his memories, "What's wrong with you in the past two days, you always seem to have lost your soul, it's not my brother who persuaded you!" Look less at those sites at night. ”

"Go, go, stay put!" Jiang Ming angrily rejected Li Jun's "kindness".

At this moment, Liu Meimei and Zhang Hui, two teachers, walked in and started the next exam, the last test was politics, which was originally Jiang Ming's weakness, he always thought that the words in those books were only afraid that the people who compiled the books themselves would not believe it, but they had to let the children memorize a large section, I really wondered if their brains were kicked by the ostrich, and because I practiced kung fu in the middle of the night, I was dizzy and dazzled when I practiced, so when he took the political exam, he wrote what he would do, and the others had no time and no time to ponder, so he simply slept, In fact, if he didn't snore, Meimei wouldn't be held accountable, just turn one eye open and close one eye, who knew that his snoring was so loud that even the next classroom heard it, Teacher Liu Meimei didn't care if he could fly, if he wanted to snore so unscrupulously, what would such an important exam become, just let everyone sleep on the table.

Teacher Meimei put the test paper on the desk, looked at the students and said: "Students, I know that everyone has been working hard to review for a while, but there is no way, the senior high school students across the country are working hard now, and you are not the only ones who are working hard, so everyone will work hard, work hard for a few more days, and strive to pass the college entrance examination with the courage to break through the cauldron and be admitted to a famous university, and truly become a talent."

The classmates looked at her with straight eyes, expressionless, they were tired of hearing these words, "Don't be annoyed by our teachers, in fact, we are also annoyed, let's hold on for a few more days, wait for the college entrance examination, how do you like to play, and some people may play for a lifetime, and they don't need to go to school and take exams anymore!" ”

When she said this, her eyes were staring at Jiang Ming, and she said in her heart: "Xiao'er, I'm talking about you!" Jiang Ming squeezed his eyebrows at her, his eyes were discharged, and the angry Meimei really wanted to throw all the test papers in his hand in his face...... "Here, let me reiterate the discipline in the examination room, this is the last exam, who plagiarizes, passes notes and other violations of examination discipline......" Saying, Liu Meimei stared at Jiang Ming coldly, "All will be expelled from the examination room, the results will be invalidated, the qualification for the high school entrance examination will be cancelled, and it will be useless for anyone to intercede." ”

This was actually said to others, and no one pleaded for Jiang Ming at all.

At this moment, Jiang Ming's naughty mischievous energy came up again: "Teacher, you don't bother us with exams like this every day, anyway, the college entrance examination is for life, or we won't touch it today."

"No, you have to touch it!" As soon as Mr. Liu spoke, he found that something was wrong, but the classmates were already laughing in a mess, some of them were almost paralyzed on the desk, shouting that their stomachs hurt, Liu Meimei's face turned into a red cloth, and she no longer cared about the image and influence, grabbed a book casually, slapped Jiang Ming hard, and threw the book on Jiang Ming after the last, and shouted angrily to the surroundings, "What are you laughing at...... Examination!!! ……”