Hao Han, He Tian, and Wu Wei often chatted and reviewed the past for fun at several gatherings.

Hao Han said, at that time, some people rectified the old Wu, I have a famous saying, the school is easy to shake the old Wu, he has two points, one is personality charm, the other is academic, whoever wants to rectify him can't fix it. He himself said at the time that whoever punched him was like a sponge, and the rebound force would bounce the opponent to the head, and later it was interpreted as a counterattack to help the opponent heal. I ran into some villains who were manipulating me. Once on a business trip with Fang Guang, he bought two peony cigarettes and recorded them in the account, and when he went back to report the account, he saw it, and he thought about buying two cigarettes and sharing them, revealing a very unhappy look, and since then he has been estranged from me, I just won't come to the matter, I will pay for my eldest brother to buy two and ten more particular? Since then, the relationship is over. He talked to me and will discuss your joining the party tomorrow. In the afternoon, the members of the branch organization committee talked to me and said seriously, I am talking to you on behalf of the organization. I handed him a peony cigarette and said I don't smoke it myself, we're buddies. Why am I telling him this? When this organizing committee member first moved here, it was not a house with four walls, it can be said that the house has eight walls, and there is no firewood, so I specially asked Daxia to pull a cart of halberds from the lumber factory, and there was no soybean oil to eat, so I carried a bucket for him from home. Seeing that he was talking to me in such a serious way, he said you pull down, come with me here, I won't enter.

Wu Wei deliberately interjected, just entrust me to talk to you.

Hao Han Ha Da said with a smile, you are not even a party member.

Wu Wei said, you were going to sue back then, but Principal Park came to me and asked me to talk to you about saying goodbye, saying that you listened to me, and you tore up the letter in front of me at home. You too, to sue and advertise.

Everyone laughed and laughed.

Hao Han continued. After you listen to me, I don't know how he will report it. Unexpectedly, at noon the next day, we were playing poker together in the guard room, and at the end of the session, I saw a 16-carat dilapidated lesson plan on the table, and I opened it curiously to take a look. I naturally want to see that the first person to speak is Fang Guang, because he is the branch secretary and says that I am talented and capable. But there is a discussion. Say I'm arrogant, look down on people, and then say that I have to put it outside the organization to test it again, naturally. Everyone else is pandering. Put the other number one. I'll take a look. Anger arises from the heart, and evil is born from the guts, so go to Fang Guang, don't do one thing behind my back. Put away your tricks, flatter people in front of you, and mix me behind your back, I won't join your party, the party is good, but the people who guard the door are dogs. Since then, the relationship has been severed. When Cui Zhen came, he moved two cadres at that time, brought me and Wu Wei up, and removed me from the New Year. Later, I saw that Principal Cui regretted it and wanted to do the work of recovery, and he also conveyed this meaning to me through multiple channels, but I just didn't buy it. I couldn't sleep at that time, the reason was that the evaluation was not evaluated, and it was naturally difficult to join the party, thanks to Wu Wei to see that I couldn't open it, always accompanied me to chat and find ways to make me happy, and took me to write articles under my name, and often went to his house for dinner, and he did not eat less of my pot roasting. Countless gatherings, on countless occasions, sometimes facing different audiences, more often facing familiar audiences, surprisingly, Hao Han can be so energetic, emotional, tireless to tell the story of the same content, familiar people are used to listening to it from time to time interspersed with interesting questions, he also knowingly added some condiments to make the story more vivid, derived from other lace news, some people reminded, and then talk about this will add a snake, there are also those who have heard for the first time, ask those people you are doing now? When he is dead, everyone is dead, and he still talks about what he does.

Sometimes Wu Wei also reminded me to tell you the story of Lei Feng, so Hao Han talked about it again, I went to the clothing store to buy pants, and when I got home, I opened the pants to try them on, only to find a pile of money, and immediately counted six thousand, and quickly wrapped it and rode back, and when I saw the shopkeeper, I asked, did you lose something? As soon as the female shopkeeper saw him, she grabbed it in three steps and one step, oops, but I found it, this is the money I want to settle the bill for others, I prepared it in advance and forgot it, I really thank you Brother Xie Xie. The pants you buy, give you some free. A total of 49 yuan of pants, free of 9 yuan. Everyone jokingly said, why didn't you draw a few thanks? even smiled and said, I should lead the eldest brother to the back room on the spot to thank him.

He Tian said with a smile that the school held a sports meeting that spring, and many people couldn't afford to buy a watermelon, but Hao Han led the children to carry a whole watermelon to find a place to sit down and eat, showing his wealth.

He Tian's daughter-in-law said to He Tian, one day when I was eating at home, I toasted you with a glass of wine, and you were still surprised, why did you toast me? I said that today you are a full fifty years old, and when I look at your hair closely, I am even more surprised, you are getting old. My mom is upset next to me, he's getting old, shouldn't I die? Oops, I just paid attention to him and forgot that my mom was sitting next to me. The old man is reluctant to let people talk about old age.

Wu Wei said with emotion, just as a person who wants to retire taboos others to say that he is going to retire, in the same way, people with shortcomings and weaknesses are more reluctant to let people talk about their shortcomings.

He Tian's daughter-in-law talked about the experience of dealing with the object back then, people did not want to wear a black Ni coat, but he preferred to buy a black Ni coat, and he was not happy. He also said that when he came home from school, the head of the unit took the initiative to call him and asked him very enthusiastically where he was, at home, you came to my office. Young people are eager for the leader to find a conversation, immediately rushed to the leader's office with great interest, the leader was busy giving up his seat and making tea, asked with great concern, study is very hard, I heard that you study seriously in school and be a class leader, your grades are very good, you heard the news that you are good, very promising, study hard and work hard, and now the unit also intends to list you as a reserve. He looked flattered, embarrassed, smiled, and said modestly that he had not done enough, and he still needed more care and criticism from the leaders.

He Tian took it and said, I was still very puzzled, the leader always looked at me very fondly, I was a little embarrassed, and after a while, I said goodbye and left, the next day, the matchmaker came up, it turned out to be to his girl that the matchmaker was coming, just like that, I can't go back to the original unit, then I can go back and have a good time.

During the banquet, Hao Han chatted about the great scholar who was proficient in the fire spitting script at B University, and was very moved after watching the feature film introducing him, and the thief came to his house in the early morning to steal things and saw him still sitting in the study doing research. I couldn't bear to start and wrote a note to leave it, saying that stealing such an old man's things would lead to 18 layers of hell, and it would be difficult for 18 generations to turn over, and then quietly left.

Wu Wei continued, one year when the freshmen were enrolled, a girl who had just entered the school was standing in the courtyard because of too much luggage and was anxious to go to the registration office, and saw an old man walking over slowly, and the girl shouted, old man, please help me take a look at the luggage. I'll go to the check-in desk. Then he ran away. When I came back two hours, I saw the old man still standing next to his luggage, and he hurriedly thanked him. Unexpectedly, the girl saw the old man who helped her look at her luggage at the opening ceremony sitting on the rostrum. In that graduate school, all you have to do is see the old man. Behind will definitely follow a group of people. Hiking, pushing bicycles, driving cars, carrying things with children in their arms. also accompanied the old man slowly with him, really, the greatness in the ordinary. It makes people's hearts tremble.

As soon as Hao Han changed his words, he said that the old Wu around us, and the young people in our courtyard who went out to develop well, were very grateful to him, and he protected these people like an old bustard protecting a little chick at that time. Coincidentally, it's a pity that Feng Yun also said this during the banquet more than ten years ago, you don't know how to say it, Principal Wu treats us like an old bustard protecting a little chicken. The same words came from different mouths on different occasions. The old bustard protects the little chickens, that is, he exerts the power of education, tries his best to protect and recommend, and prevents the four major effects of the workplace from being poisoned, polluted, buried and harmed, and his behavior seems to be practicing and confirming that only by liberating others can we better emancipate their own ideological logic.

Everyone continued to discuss anecdotes, and listened to the rice master say that the yield of rice per mu could exceed 950 kilograms, and his skills could feed one-fifth of the population of the world, so he became the person who made the greatest contribution to mankind. He has been working part-time at the FAO for a long time for $500 a week, and he says that money is a number for him, and that the meaning of his life is to discover new cultivation techniques. Nine ears of rice can grow on a single rice, I really don't know what scientific method he used. At present, many biotech techniques, also belong to genetically modified technologies, which are suspected to be carcinogenic but have not been proven. It is best to increase the yield by physical methods, and it is harmless to adjust the ridge spacing and seedling spacing or intercropping, etc., which have been tried, and the effect on increasing the yield is too limited. During the Great Leap Forward, satellites were put into the country, and the yield per mu was 10,000 catties or 100,000 catties, and some people believed that in order to see is believing and convincing, some places used artificial transplantation to cause dense planting, and transplanted rice in many fields into one field, which was dense and solid, and the dung soup was like irrigation.

Hao Han said that one day in a taxi, the driver told a joke, saying that the big flicker had disintegrated the superpower, and that Margaret Thatcher visited that superpower, and said something that made the superpower's sense of crisis swell a thousand times and terrified to death, saying that Britain's arms industry has grown dozens of times in a few years, but the truth is that the arms industry has been massively civilianized, who would have thought that the superpower would lose its ability to judge because of too nervous hypersensitivity, Immediately, we continued to invest resources in heavy industry, especially the arms industry, which was already so seriously tilted that it could no longer be tilted, and the result was that the people could not make a living and the only way to overturn and disintegrate.

Hao Han and Wu Wei finished playing mahjong and eating, Hao Feng asked, what time do you start playing? 9 o'clock. You guys came out at 8 o'clock, why did you play so late? Hey, don't mention it, go to your Uncle Wang's, Grandma Wang is here, go and see, buy something, just hug me when you go, you can come, look at us, what else to take, the children are all right. Well, thank you for your old blessings. The old man chatted about his daughter-in-law again, and he was so angry. Where is this, you ask? The old man bought the house himself, and when he came back from out of town, he didn't let his daughter-in-law know about it. It's a long story.

Hao Han said that the old man did not agree when they dealt with each other, and since then they have formed a feud. The children are so old, why haven't they passed that much? The more they get together, the more they get apart, and the more they get enmity, the deeper they get. The general situation is that the object is unsatisfactory from time to time, and most of them will gradually resolve after marriage, who still holds a grudge against those things? As long as the two of them live a good life, even if the old man is unwilling to do so, he will change his mind, and the old man just doesn't agree or is he afraid that his children will suffer and suffer? It is normal for the elderly and children to disagree. You don't know, you haven't seen such a daughter-in-law in the world, beating her husband. You ask if there will be such an evil daughter-in-law? The old man went to his son's house to stay for a night and threw away all the used bedding as rags, not to mention, once he cut his husband with a brick in front of everyone, beating and scolding, so that you, an old immortal, are not dead, what do you come to my house to stir up? The husband was so angry that he picked up a kitchen knife and was about to cut her, saying that he didn't want to give up his old face and fight for his life, and his son couldn't take care of it. was blocked and persuaded by everyone, or he had to die.

Hao Han said, after I heard this, I told her sister-in-law that if my daughter-in-law was like this, she would have broken her leg a long time ago. Her sister-in-law passed on this word, and when she heard it, she really called my home, and your sister-in-law answered it, and she asked politely, what's the matter, pay attention to me behind my back. To discount my legs.

Sister-in-law Hao took over and said. I'm not polite, he heard about you hitting your husband with a brick, and he was really angry, he said that.

Hao Han took it again. You see. She came to my house after the call. Show us a picture of her man hugging a woman in a cabaret in the car. I said, that's nothing, it's nothing to be intimate with friends. Help play the round. It's a common thing to hit men, and when he was asleep, he hit him on the head with the soles of his high heels, and you didn't pay attention, he had a wound on his sideburns, and he went to the hospital to get a few stitches and a scar. What's even more odious is that he screamed at his male roots at night, and he screamed in pain, alarming the neighbors. What else has such a woman done with her? There's no way, the man has made some money, she knows the details, if you want to break up, she will denounce you, and don't send him to prison. Or there are some shortcomings that she holds.

Wu Wei is thoughtful, looking at people's thoughts, although they don't say that they are the same, beautiful girls are ugly and black, and ugly girls are rarely set up, so they simply deliberately close up, and when they have the opportunity, they will make things worse, and they want to make you black and make you uncomfortable.

Sure enough, Hao Feng said, because of this matter, my father has had dinner at his house several times, Yang Zhuxin's name is very good, but at first glance, he is not a good person, he speaks and grits his teeth, he belongs to the evil appearance, and he is ruthless, otherwise how could Uncle Wang's parents disagree when they see it.

Wu Wei said with a smile, her name is not good, and the homonym is heart-wrenching.

Hao Han was surprised, when will Lao Wu have this set of skills?

Wu Wei said with a smile, the name hides the mystery of fate, and a name like Hao Han is loud when called.

Hao Han laughed when he heard this, and straightened my head again. Again, such a person, in her industry, she is still a section chief and department manager. The king told me that she had burned me to death several times in her house, and that I had stirred up their husband and wife, so that I would not die well. How to burn to death, you ask? It was to write my name on a piece of paper and burn it with a mantra. At first I was alone, then I expanded, and then I recited several names, all of which were among the burns.

Wu Wei said curiously, what do you have to hate, you want to put people to death?

Hao Han said with a smile, although she can't burn to death like this, but it's quite disturbing to hear it, she herself has not been punished, and she may have used that energy to punish other people's hearts.

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Once He Fei and Wu Wei talked about Hao Han, and Wu Wei said that the dragon and phoenix dance in his handwriting. He Fei said, if you look at his words, you will know that he has encountered a hard turn. Wu Wei was curious, when did you have the ability to read and read people? He Fei said, if you look at your words, it also represents your character, tenacity reveals decisiveness, and you can skim it without losing dexterity.

Ren Qiang's child got married, and a good friend came to the provincial capital, Wu Wei followed him to the station, and was catching up with the rain, Wu Wei said, holding an umbrella. My friend replied, no, it won't rain over there, and it's sunny when I get in the car and it's raining. Wu Weidao, you see, the clouds have been spread all the way to the provincial capital. Everyone laughed and studied the weather? Wu Wei mentioned Ren Qiang's phone call and said that if you use more money to buy a house, 100,000 yuan will be called to the card immediately, whether it is used or not, and my heart is warm.

He Fei and Wu Wei discussed Ren Qiang, and at that time, people came to me to receive them, spending money to entertain others and holding their breath. You won't find an excuse to hide in the sun twice and you won't get it again. We're not taking care of face, we're embarrassed to do that. Then you have to admit it.

Lu Wei said that someone was arrested, the court acquitted him, and the procuratorate arrested him again. Tell them clearly that if they are not guilty, they will have to deduct their wages and bonuses. You have to make up for the implication. As for how much you will make, you will do it yourself. They themselves know that how much they give is tied to the sentencing standard, and they are motivated to take as much as they can for the sake of freedom.

Wu Wei retreated to the second line, and He Fei often asked Xiao Guo and Lu Wei to ask Wu to chat for the party. He Fei was promoted, and Wu Wei Zhang Luo praised him as soon as possible, and made an appointment on the night of the end of the publicity period. In the evening, Lu Wei talked about politics with a lot of wine at the wine table, I think it is not good to rely on people in the forties and fifties, they are too weak, they have not been baptized by war, they have to rely on people in the sixties and seventies, and even more so in the eighties and nineties, they completely rely on their parents, and they can't talk about self-reliance. It also depends on the position, if you are a party member, you can't do it, without your way to the sky, there is no opportunity. Now, here's your chance. This position, the space for development is vacated. He Fei has this development potential and strength, and his hope is pinned on him. After saying that, I'll make a toast.

Wu Wei went to attend the student banquet of his friend's child, and when he saw He Tian, he smiled and said, You go and see Hao Han, I can't sleep again. Wu Weidao, I said, he always said that there was something wrong with him when he was looking for mahjong recently.

He Tian affirmed. Mahjong can't be played.

Wu Wei called. I felt that the tone of my speech was okay, so I always slipped away on the phone. On this day, Wu Wei and Song Rou went to see Hao Han. Sit down and chat, Wu Weidao, I see that you are not lacking in spirit. It's not like it's languishing and depressed. It sounded stiff. It's still a good man, or why didn't we come in a hurry.

Sister-in-law Hao smiled, he still talks about you with others. said, Lao Wu really cares about me, and he makes a phone call at two ends in three days, and Lao Wu values his feelings.

Wu Wei said again, you say, what are the symptoms, I am now studying mental problems, designing mental activity programs, installing them in the brain, and removing the lesions with a brush. Several people laughed. Hao Han got up and went to the north house with a heavy heart, and when he came back, he took a piece of paper in his hand, Wu Wei took it and looked at it, it was Hao Han's condition that he reported himself.

Can't fall asleep, stay awake all night, once you feel sleepy to fall asleep, there is a heat rush, arms, chest, back, scalp numbness, fever and explosion, like an electric shock, so repeatedly, you can't fall asleep for a minute, and the following symptoms appear in turn:

1. Particularly irritable, restless, restless, depressed, depressed,

If you think of a poem or lyrics, it is difficult to get rid of it in your brain, and it is easy to get excited.

2. Heart palpitations, shortness of breath, fatigue, swelling and dizziness, tinnitus, dreaminess, chest tightness, palpitation, frequent urination, loss of appetite, and weight loss.

3. Burning in the chest, abdomen and stomach, damp and sweaty arms, pain in uncertain places around the body, burning sensation in the upper body, fatigue in the limbs, coughing up phlegm.

4. Nameless fear, trembling all over, sometimes wanting to cry without tears.

5. Adverse qi, belching, yawning, swallowing unconsciously, shivering in the cold, beating the teeth and bones, and the feeling of discharging in the mind.

Wu Wei smiled after seeing it, there is no real disease, it is all neurological and mental symptoms, it is a deficiency disease, there are menopausal factors, distract your attention, drink some wine, and have entertainment.

Sister-in-law Hao smiled, it's been so long, and the menopause hasn't passed?

Wu Wei said, that year Song Rou suddenly sweated inexplicably, and I laughed and said, how did it become a sweaty body, she said that this is menopause, I said that one day or two will pass, she hummed, how can it be so fast. I deliberately checked on the Internet, different people have different reactions, there is no fixed period, there are many years, and if you don't handle it well, it will be with you for life. When I encounter this symptom, I will brush it and it will pass.

Sister-in-law Hao smiled, how many people like you.

Hao Han said that he also wanted to drink some wine, but he couldn't stand it.

Wu Wei said with a smile, you just have too much on your mind, you see that most of the pain on the list you wrote was thought of by yourself, and you want to think about it painlessly and come up with pain, which is called a strong psychological suggestion. We all know what effect the sunshine focus will have, and the same is true for psychological focusing, you always want to hurt this and that, it is painless and unblocked, but also to make the blockage pain, none of them are smooth, and it hurts to think about it, which is a veritable pain. Medical call autonomic disorder, I want to say that just like the program in the computer, everyone has their own mental activity program, and the program is paralyzed due to overload or infection with viruses, and needs to be replaced with a new program. You're going to have to install the new mental activity program now. You always deliberately search for where there are bad feelings, and you can summarize and write so many sore spots, and there are unclear and unclear, and you feel that you want to say but can't say clearly, that is still painful and unclear, in fact, it is a hint to encourage the pain to be more violent and intense, so that I can know where you are and what is going on!

A few people laughed when they heard it, how can there be anything like what you said?

Wu Wei said again, when I was young, I really received the inspiration of resurgence, don't always pick up the unburned tarpaulin and let it encounter the air to give it a chance to rekindle, don't stimulate it. I've had my share of blockages, but they're going to go away quickly. I will think in my heart, how can I be tossed by this kind of thing and such a person, like a game, I want to remove it from my heart, you want to be happy and happy people, instead of expelling the kind of people who add blockage to things, one does not work, you will change another one, so change the method, in fact, it is no longer the goal to change people and things, as soon as the consciousness of change comes out, the plot that occupies your mind has been weakened, and it will gradually disappear. Don't think about it all the time, but you always have to think of something to occupy your brain, to occupy the space of your heart. It's really a question of how to develop the brain, how to develop the brain. Your brain is not well developed, and if the pleasure sensibility is fully developed and strengthened, there will be no trace of that blockage.

Hao Han said, listening to you say this, I feel that there is really some truth.

Wu Wei said, then you should try it often.

Song Rou smiled, don't listen to his nonsense, it's better to play mahjong. After speaking, a few people played mahjong. (To be continued......)