Chapter 847: Because They Call Me Uncle Police
"Haha......" Wang Zi couldn't help laughing, this guy is actually called Aunt Zeng Xiaorou? And glancing at Zeng Xiaorou, seeing that her face was pulled down all of a sudden, Wang Zi laughed even more unscrupulously, and even held his stomach, indicating that my stomach hurt from laughing.
"Funny?" Zeng Xiaorou looked at Wang Zi and said in a very cold voice.
"Uh......" Wang Zi's laughter stopped abruptly, and he blushed and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just think...... So I couldn't help but laugh, you know I laugh very low, I really didn't mean to......"
"Fart!" Zeng Xiaorou said, "Shut up! ”
Wang Zi was very obedient and covered his mouth.
At that moment, Zeng Xiaorou glanced at Wang Zihou expressionlessly, and then walked to the big head with a slightly trembling body, and then said coldly: "You called me...... Aunt Police? ”
The big head only felt that he was chilled all over, and he had a creepy feeling, he could see that this beautiful policeman was angry, but he didn't know why she was angry, was it because she was a righteous policeman? So he plucked up the courage to open his mouth and was about to tell his grievances: "I ...... I...... Police ...... Whew......"
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, Zeng Xiaorou's kick suddenly passed without warning, kicked the crotch of the big head, and directly hit the big head back what he was going to say next, and even let his hands cover his crotch tightly, and the ghost screamed that he was rolling on the ground here.
"Those who dare to violently resist the law, openly flout and provoke the laws of the country, and insult the police officers!" Zeng Xiaorou looked at the big head on the ground covering her eyes and wailing expressionlessly, and said coldly, at the same time, she thought in her heart, your sister, I am a little beauty who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and the car has a flat tire, you actually call me aunt? You are the aunt, and your whole family is an aunt!
Seeing that the big head was in such a miserable state, Wang Zi only felt that his crotch was cold, and he had a feeling of egg pain, and he had an urge to run away, this chick was too ...... Missing, right?
"Uh...... In fact...... I'm gentle. Zeng Xiaorou looked back at Wang Zi and said with some embarrassment.
"......" Wang Zi's mouth opened, and a few thick black lines had already appeared on his forehead.
"Isn't it?" Zeng Xiaorou's face suddenly pulled down.
"Yes......" Wang Zi felt that his forehead was covered with sweat, and this question was too difficult to answer.
"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaorou's face became even colder.
"It means...... You are very gentle, who dares to say that you are not gentle, I am anxious with him, and whoever dares to call you aunt is even more anxious with him! Wang Zi smiled dryly and hurriedly said, there is no way, he is afraid that his "sexual blessing" will be buried in the hands of this violent woman who lacks three tendons in her brain.
Zeng Xiaorou glanced at him, and then said a little shyly, a little awkwardly: "It's still you...... Get to know me ......"
“……”
"And, thank you...... That bowl of ginger soup last night. Zeng Xiaorou was even more embarrassed when she said this, after all, the eldest aunt came but was known by a boy, which was originally a relatively embarrassing thing, but this guy in front of her was so caring that he actually helped him make ginger soup, which made her heart sweet and warm.
Wang Zi waved his hand indifferently and said, "That ginger soup, it's nothing, I just saw that the ginger in your house was about to rot, and it was a pity to throw it away, so I ......"
Wang Zi's voice stopped abruptly, and then he took a few steps back in fear, because Zeng Xiaorou raised her feet again as if she was going to kill.
"Xiaorou, let's get down to business." Wang Zi waved his hand and said.
"......" Zeng Xiaorou was very angry, could it be that what she had just said for most of the day was not serious at all? Do you dare to say that the eldest aunt is not serious? You dare to say that I'm not serious talking to the man I like?
"In the information you gave me, I learned that the street outside this hotel often has pedestrians' wallets and mobile phones stolen." Saying that, Wang Zi pointed to the monkey on the ground and the big head, "If nothing else, those thefts were all done by these two people......
"What? Is it them? Zeng Xiaorou exclaimed, you know, this theft is also one of the cases that hurt her very much, and for a period of time, she has sent a lot of people to squat here, and she has found nothing, and what is even more embarrassing is that even those wallets and mobile phones have been stolen, which has to be said to be a huge irony.
In an instant, Zeng Xiaorou felt that it was too cheap to kick him, and he should kick a few more.
Wang Zi nodded and said, "It's indeed them, in addition, my house was burglarized, and I lost something very important to me, and these two people did it." ”
"No wonder, this place has become like this, you are trying to extract a confession?" Zeng Xiaorou nodded and asked.
Wang Zi shook his head solemnly and said, "It's not because I forced a confession to become like this. ”
Zeng Xiaorou was stunned: "What's the reason for that?" ”
"Because they call me Uncle Police." Wang Zi said as if he had been insulted.
"......" Zeng Xiaorou rolled her eyes with a black line and refused to speak, this shameless guy!
"And I think the two of them are just minions." After a moment of silence, Wang Zi said, "There are still people behind them. ”
"Asked?" Zeng Xiaorou raised her eyebrows and asked.
Wang Zi said with a crying and laughing face: "I was about to ask, but this guy who was kicked by you warned me that he had called the police, and then you came over, and then I was embarrassed to continue to ask." ”
Zeng Xiaorou said: "Someone called the police? No, I didn't see anything...... Damn, I dared to call the police, I caught him and saw that I didn't kick him to death......" said Zeng Xiaorou waved her sleeves very chicly, and left the box without taking away a cloud.
Wang Zi was slightly dumbfounded, but he couldn't help but sigh: "Talent! ”
The big head lying on the ground wailing was also dumbfounded, "It's not like this, the story is not like this." The big head roared in his heart. They thought the police were coming and they were safe. Although they will be captured, it is tens of thousands of times better than continuing to face this devil, right? And they are guilty of stealing, and the crime is very great, and they go inside for a while and come out.
Unexpectedly, the police came, but they first slapped themselves with a "desperate leg", and then they flirted with him and scolded him, and finally left without anything......
The big head was very sad to find that he couldn't do anything other than cursing the dog man and woman fiercely in his heart.
"I think we can have a good talk." Wang Zi casually pulled over a chair and sat down, looked at the big head condescendingly and said, "Of course, I'm still willing to give you a chance to answer my questions and break your arm......
"What...... What chances? As if he had grasped a life-saving straw, the big head looked up at Wang Zi with a panicked face and hurriedly asked.
"Call the police." Wang Zi said with a smile.
The big head of "......" has a feeling of ten thousand arrows piercing his heart, and he really wants this guy to know that even if he is a thief, there is **!
"Since you don't want to call the police, then answer my question obediently." Wang Zi smiled slightly and said, "It's still the same sentence, if the answer satisfies me, maybe I will let you leave here safe and sound." ”
"Can I trust you?" Silent and said.
"You don't have a choice." Wang Zi smiled, "And I don't need to hide it from you, in fact, what I'm best at is not stepping on other people's arms, let alone killing people, but making people ...... It's better to live than to die! If you don't believe me, you can try, and I can guarantee you how happy it is that your companion was stamped by me and fainted to death there. ”
The big head's heart shuddered inexplicably, although Wang Zi said it so lightly, but he didn't know why, but he believed his words.
"You...... You ask. The big head exhaled hard and said.
Wang Zi nodded and smiled: "You made a very correct choice...... Well, who is that woman? ”
"Yes...... Situ Ruoshui, the daughter of our Miaoshou Sect Master, ......" The big head shrugged his head and replied cautiously. He knew that once he said it, he would be considered a mutiny, and he might be hunted down and killed, but if he didn't rebel, he would die a miserable death now...... The same is death, and the big head chooses the former.
"Magic Door?" Wang Zi raised his eyebrows, just now the monkey also said that he was a good hand, what kind of organization is this? At that moment, he asked, "What is the magic hand gate for?" ”
"That's a thief organization founded by my master, the legendary Situ Kong, the first lone thief in China, after washing his hands in the golden basin." The big head hurriedly said, "Of course, we are thieves, and high-profile is fatal to us, so outsiders basically don't know that there is a presence in this organization, but Situ Kong should be familiar to you, right?" ”
Wang Zi shook his head embarrassedly and said, "I haven't heard anything about Situ Kong. ”
The big head of "......" instantly had a feeling of ten thousand arrows piercing his heart, this slut must have said so on purpose.
"In other words, after you stole the necklace, you gave that necklace to that Situ Ruoshui?" Wang Zi asked, "She also asked the two of you to steal the necklace?" ”
"I did give her the necklace." The big head replied, "But it was my master Situ Kong who let us steal the necklace." ”
"How did he know I had that necklace?"
"This ...... I don't know too much either. "But that day, I overheard Master talking to someone on the phone, and it seemed that there was a mention of the necklace, so I think someone should have sued him." ”