"Smack!"

Lu Jiao slapped Wang Stupid in the face and scolded: "Hooligans! ”

"You're not afraid I have a knife?" Wang Stupid covered his hot face with one hand, and gestured in the air with the hand holding the jumping knife.

"Hmph."

Lu Jiao turned around and strode out of the woods.

"Lu Jiao, I provoked Lao Tzu, I really dare to rape you." Watching Lu Jiao stride away, Wang was so angry that he roared loudly. After saving people, not only did he not get a reward, but he was also slapped in the face, and it is estimated that this unlucky thing can only happen to him.

Lu Jiao didn't know how to leave, so she quickened her pace and left.

"Dead girl, so ruthless!"

Wang Stupid touched his hot cheeks, and he didn't have the heart to practice, so he went home to sleep.

Just when Wang Stupid was lying on the bed and sleeping to death, Lu Jiao was in the rental house, but she couldn't sleep tossing and turning.

Originally, Lu Jiao was frightened, but when she was stirred up by Wang Duyi, she was not afraid at all.

Of course, it was not because of her ex-boyfriend that Lu Jiao couldn't sleep, but why wasn't she afraid when Wang Du threatened her?

Did he know that Wang Du would not hurt her?

This night, Lu Jiao was thinking about this problem, and she didn't understand why she firmly believed that Wang Du would not hurt her at that time.

Of course, Lu Jiao hated Wang Du's practice of hiding in the woods regardless of her life and death at the beginning.

It's so unlike a man!

After Lu Jiao gave a conclusion against her will, she fell asleep in a daze......

……

After accidentally changing the golden character of the Supreme Immortal Dao into a playful child in the woods that day, Wang Fool began to spend a lot of time on it.

Slowly, Wang pondered and figured out some experience, those child-like frolicking golden characters are actually doing some specific sports, just because they appear in the image of characters, so it looks like countless children are playing.

In the spirit of being idle and idle, the originally lazy Wang Fool began to practice those movements that seemed immature and strange.

In this kind of cultivation, it is easy to pass the time, and in the blink of an eye, it is the end of September.

During this time, in addition to going to work and going to the library and cultivating, Wang Fool spent the rest of his time studying ancient geography.

According to the plan, Wang Fool was going to go to Mount Tai during the National Day holiday to leave the treasure left by Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang!

Wang Du, who was cultivating, suddenly opened his eyes.

During this time, he was obsessed with cultivating the supreme immortal way, and actually forgot about Qin Shi Huang, and when he thought about it, he was shocked that only since the last time Qin Shi Huang promised to go to Mount Tai to bury things, he has not appeared.

"Hey...... Qin Shi Huang ...... Qin Shi Huang ......"

Wang Fool hurriedly shouted in his mind.

I shouted for more than ten minutes, and there was no reaction in my mind.

"Hey, big brother, you won't hang up, I'm going to make a fortune from you!"

"What's the matter with me?"

Just as Wang was wailing, suddenly, the familiar voice of Qin Shi Huang sounded in his mind, but the voice still did not regain its previous thickness, and there was a feeling of weakness.

"Ah...... You're not dead? Wang Fool was startled by the sudden sound.

"Ahem...... I will not die. ”

“……”

Listening to the sick voice, Wang Du could only be speechless.

It is estimated that Qin Shi Huang has been sick during this time, so he has not been contacted.

"What's the matter with me?"

"Last time......"

"I've already sent a cultivator to do it, and the map will be given to you."

"Good ......"

Just when Wang was overjoyed, a map appeared in his mind, looking at its shape, it should be the location of the Taishan stone carving.

"Thank you Emperor Shi, thank you eldest brother, you will be my eldest brother in the future." Thinking of the silver in vain, Wang Fool was so excited that he was incoherent.

"I'm going to take my medicine."

"Wait......"

Wang stupidly shouted Qin Shi Huang because he wanted to ask when the Qin Dynasty was now, and then speculate how long the First Emperor would live, and then seize the time to squeeze the First Emperor dry. It's a pity that the thinking of the First Emperor has disappeared, and no matter how affectionately Wang Du shouts, there is no reaction in the slightest.

Forget it, ask again next time, you won't be so unlucky to hang up these days.

Day by day.

Wang Stupid hasn't met Lu Jiao these days, and Lu Jiao seems to be still avoiding her, trying to miss the opportunity to meet Wang Stupid.

Lu Jiao avoided Wang Stupid, and Wang Stupid avoided Su Xue, and went to the library just to borrow books, and after borrowing books, he immediately flashed, Su Xue realized that Wang Stupid was avoiding him, and he didn't care, and still found opportunities to get close to Wang Stupid every day, and often went to Wang Stupid's dormitory coldly.

Recently, Wang Fool has become a celebrity in Liu University, not only students, but also school leaders, all know that Su Xue likes Wang Fool, and even, some leaders also specifically asked Wang Fool, and made sure that it was Su Xue who chased Wang Fool backwards, so he gave up, otherwise, Wang Fool's job may not be saved.

Of course, when asking, the leaders did not warn Wang Foolish.

Today, Su Xue went to the dormitory again.

When Wang Stupid arrived at the dormitory, Su Xue sat in the middle of a group of security guards watching TV, giggling from time to time, as if she was in her own home.

A group of security guards seemed to be accustomed to Su Xue's visit, and they were also very enthusiastic about Su Xue, and every time they came, they served tea and poured water, and they were extremely courteous.

Wang Fool was angry about Su Xue's high-level reception, you know, some security guards don't pay much attention to him.

"It's better to be raped by a few security guards!"

Wang Fool secretly cursed Su Xue, but he knew that a group of Tubaozi colleagues would never dare to blaspheme a goddess-level figure like Su Xue, let alone do it.

In fact, just as Wang Du thought, the security guards in this room all respect Su Xue, even if they watch TV together, they keep a distance from Su Xue and dare not approach.

After Wang Stupid entered the door, he immediately slipped into his room, quietly closed the door, and secretly prayed that Su Xue was fascinated by watching TV, and did not notice him coming back.

"Knock Knock ......"

The rhythmic knock on the door shattered Wang's stupid illusions.

"Eldest sister, you still don't let people live!" Wang Du opened the door ajar, blocked Su Xue with his body, and prevented her from entering.

Su Xue looked at Wang Stupid with a quiet face and did not speak.

"Xiao Wang, can you be kind to Sister Su Xue?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Look at you, what do you mean by blocking the door?"

“……”

Before Su Xue could speak, a group of indignant security guards had already been upset with Su Xue, and Wang Du hurriedly got out of the way, pulled Su Xue into the room, and closed the door. Wang stupidly estimated that if he delayed for a while, his colleagues who were in turmoil were likely to rush over and beat him, and that would be really wronged.

"For you." After Su Xue entered the door, she took out a bottle from her delicate small satchel and handed it to Wang Du.

"What...... viagra ...... "Wang Stupid took the bottle and looked at it, so angry that he almost fainted.

"You need." Su Xue showed a rare blush on her face.

"I don't need it!"

Wang Stupid gritted his teeth and slammed the bottle on the ground, roaring hysterically.

"Then why can't you?" Su Xue showed a trace of doubt on her face.

"Actually......" Wang Stupid's eyes rolled, "Actually, as long as you learn to dance striptease and sing eighteen touches, I guarantee that you will be able to show your strength." ”

"Really?" Su Xue was a little unconvinced.

"Believe me, go study, we'll be able to cave in no time." Wang Du was in a hurry to cultivate, and pushed Su Xue straight to the door.

"You lied to me." Su Xue shook her head.

"I didn't lie to you, really, what men need is not viagra, it's the temptation of women, the temptation of all kinds of amorous, understand? You'll know when you learn it. Wang Du opened the door and pushed Su Xue out.

"I'll try ......"

"Go ahead, learn quickly, I'm looking forward to seeing you dance." Wang Du blinked, pinched Su Xue's buttocks, pushed Su Xue out by the way, and closed the door directly.

"The Temptation of a Woman ......"

Su Xue lowered her head outside the door and thought for a while, then muttered to herself and left.

"Grandma's, women have seen too much, this kind of strange woman, it's really the first time I've seen it, forget it, it's not a stupid brother's dish."

After driving Su Xue away, Wang Fool leaned against the door and let out a long breath.

I wonder if Su Xue will really sing eighteen touches and striptease?

Wang stupidly fantasized about the scene where Su Xue jumped off her clothes while singing Eighteen Touches, but it always felt a little weird......

……

Finally getting rid of the distractions in his heart, Wang Fool entered the secret of the Supreme Immortal Dao, and once again integrated into the frolic of those children.

There is providence in the dark.

Wang stupidly didn't know ancient characters, and he groped around, but it made him understand the essence of the supreme immortal dao.

It is true that the Supreme Immortal Dao is a secret book for cultivating the truth, but it is not expressed in the form of words, but in ancient body language.

In ancient times, some human beings would try their best to express their intentions with their bodies in order to communicate, and in this long-term communication, ancient humans explored a complete set of body language, and the supreme immortal Tao is a form of expression of body language.

In the era of Qin Shi Huang, human beings already had a high degree of civilization, and writing became a system, abandoning the ancient body language, and gradually, the supreme immortal path was also submerged in the world of cultivation. It is precisely for this reason that the cultivators of the Qin Shi Huang era were unable to comprehend the supreme immortal dao, and gradually became chicken ribs, tasteless food, and it was a pity to abandon it.

Because of the cultural disconnection, Wang Du was unable to understand those complicated and obscure body language through modern words, but instead awakened the potential ability of the human body and comprehended body language.

When Wang's stupid mind moved in those mysterious golden characters, his body was also accompanied by some complicated and obscure movements.

With the cultivation of his whole body, Wang Fool found that his sense of hearing became more and more acute, and between the hundreds of limbs, there seemed to be a surging force, which made him often want to find a target to fight, but unfortunately, Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing were not there, and Wang Fool could only occasionally go to the grove to vent.

"The end of the vast world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

The most dazzling national style mobile phone ringtone pulled Wang Fool out of his cultivation.

"Lu Jiao, what are you doing?" Wang Du looked at the number, and couldn't help but be stunned, it was actually Lu Jiao's mobile phone number, you know, Lu Jiao would never take the initiative to call him, let alone in the middle of the night.

"Wang stupid, I'm sick...... Don't come here...... Ah......h

"Stinky bitch!"

There was a heart-rending scream on the phone, and then, I heard a familiar man's voice.

Chen Bing!

Wang's stupid heart fell into the ice cave at once.